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read_content_up; Kind, pure, and of good character, Ye Xiaoqi, who has never peeked at other people's daughters taking a bath, has never entered the women's toilet in the middle of the night, and opened his mouth to leave only the first time for the goddess in his life, has become the second person to have a child's urine after Yang Guang. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Honorable! Ye Xiaoqi, who was crying with a sad face, finally contributed his own child's urine under the pressure of the fat man.
After the mixture of boy urine, incense burner ash and cinnabar, it is sticky and sāo, smelly, and a brush is held in the hand of the fat man's big fat hand, and it makes a spell on the yellow paper like a chicken and a dog scratching.
"Xiao Qi, strip these two boys. Watch my brother draw you an earth-shattering spell on a leather chair. The fat man shouted.
"What spell?" Ye Xiaoqi asked confusedly.
"Fuck off, hurry up and do as my brother says." The fat man grinned.
"Hey!" Ye Xiaoqi didn't understand what the fat man's Shinto mantra was, so he turned around and went to pick up the clothes of the two children.
The fat man teased while drawing talismans: "Xiao Qi, you are very skilled in this business, are you really a child?" Fat brother can tell you, this is a major matter of human life, you are not a child, so hurry up. There was still time to correct the mistakes. ”
Ye Xiaoqi gritted his teeth and said angrily: "I'm such a pure young man, why am I not a child!" Why not a child! I am a child, and our whole family is a child...... Belch. When I didn't say, bah bah! It's the first time I've picked up a man's clothes when I'm so big. ”
"Okay, fat brother." Ye Xiaoqi was sweating profusely, but he could be regarded as stripping off the clothes of the two and a half children, and he didn't even keep his pants for these two children.
The fat man smiled and looked at the two bare-ass boys and said, "What a ruthless heart, it's freezing this day, it's really not that my son doesn't know how to feel distressed." ”
Ye Xiaoqi's face was green, and talking chatter does not mean that his mouth is damaged. This fat man is very damaged, but this thing still calls him brother, and he can't fight back, gritting his teeth, Ye Xiaoqi really wants to ...... Kick his big pie face.
"Hurry up, the rest is yours, draw the positive and negative yin yang totems on the two children, have you learned this? The methods of your evil sect should be to absorb all negative factors such as yin qi as the foundation of cultivation, and those who are not blessed cannot get started. It should be possible to make these two kids your tonic. The fat man threw away the brush in his hand and smiled.
Ye Xiaoqi nodded and said, "Yes, but it has an impact on people."
"Affect the fart, this person is going to die. Hurry up, Yang Guang is almost there, I went downstairs to pick him up. The fat man snorted unhesitantly.
Ye Xiaoqi picked up the brush, squatted beside the two children, and seriously drew the so-called positive and negative yin yang totems in the fat man's mouth. In fact, the reason why the fat man wanted to go out to pick up Yang Guang was to avoid it, after all, the methods of other people's evil sects, having heard of them and seeing them are two different things. It's a sign of respect.
went downstairs, and the fat man received a call from Yang Guang.
Walked to the entrance of the community, climbed into Yang Guang's car, and pointed the way into the community.
After the toss was over, in addition to the livestock needed by the relatives, the Fatai Taoist robes were all prepared and placed in Ruan Bingrui's house, and after finishing these things, Yang Guang turned around and left, and said to the fat man before leaving that he would go to the city with Zhao Zihan to pick up the old man of the garbage.
After the fat man sent Yang Guang away, Ye Xiaoqi also drew the last stroke of the positive and negative yin yang totem, and at this time, the room was full of the smell of urine and sāo.
The fat man fanned the front of his nose with his hand and said, "Come on, come on, don't be idle, calculate for yourself where these eighteen little lanterns will be hung." ”
Ye Xiaoqi hurriedly picked up the compass and calculated carefully.
"Here, and here. Fat brother, is it appropriate for us to do this? It's not cheap to see how people decorate. Ye Xiaoqi looked at the fat man carrying a hammer and nails, and was about to nail someone else's shelf that I don't know if it was an antique shelf or a high-grade wood shelf, and asked in a low voice.
The fat man smiled: "I'm afraid of a bird, don't you know if you want money to die?" Let's just demolish this house, as long as these two children are okay, he will be allowed to accompany us with a smiley face. Is this Tim Fu lantern cheap? Yang Guang, a black man, is no worse than when he was taller. If it is for takeaway, this small lantern will dare to sell for a thousand. ”
Ye Xiaoqi nodded, and the fat man said again: "Go and tie those two old roosters with red ropes and put them at the feet of those two children." Two straw hats were placed over their navels. Pour the rest of your child's urine into the crystal cup, and beat the eggs into it, two in a cup. ”
Ye Xiaoqi responded and hurriedly went to prepare, and this fat man hammered and hung up the 18 small Tianfu lanterns, which looked messy at first glance, but in fact, they were all fixed at a certain point according to the feng shui direction, the lanterns were all specially made, and the burning was not a candle, nor a lamp, but the animal fat processed after adding some additives, which could ensure that the matchbox-sized grease burned for a few days, and the role of the lantern itself corresponded to the caster himself, with the gesture of blessing the lantern, Try to make the luck of the two unlucky eggs rise at this time.
When these were done, the fat man looked left and right and asked, "Xiao Qi, it's almost?" ”
Ye Xiaoqi put the crystal cup containing the child's urine and eggs on the foreheads of the two children, and there was a piece of yellow paper sandwiched between the bottom of the cup and the forehead, on which was a charm like a fat ghost drawing.
Ye Xiaoqi used the fire in the little red lantern to light two sticks of three incense, this kind of incense is also special, it will burn very slowly, but the smoke of the incense is very thick.
Then I saw Ye Xiaoqi twisting two incense sticks, squatting on top of the crystal cup, and the middle finger of his left index finger playing the crystal cup in a circle, chanting strange spells in his mouth. Then, a stick of incense was inserted into the crystal cup, and as a result, the liquid object in the cup was like the grains in an ordinary incense burner, and the incense itself was fixed by only inserting and inserting less than two centimeters into the root of the incense, which looked as if it was suspended in the liquid, which was really a bit magical.
The remaining one was also concocted by Ye Xiaoqi in the same way and inserted into the other crystal cup.
"Fat brother, it's okay!" Ye Xiaoqi replied after doing this.
"You can take care of the rest, in case something goes wrong, I'll help you carry it here." The fat man laughed.
Ye Xiaoqi didn't mind and said, "What can happen?" With so much preparation, as long as no one is messing around, there will be no problem at all! Look at the fat guy. ”
"Don't be poor, hurry up. First cut off the connection between their grandfathers. Glancing at the sky outside, he urged.
"Okay, fat brother look at my methods!" Ye Xiaoqi said with a smile.
Then, I saw Ye Xiaoqi walking up the seven-star step in a retrograde way, and the fat man with the eyes of the sky saw the billowing black smoke tumbling up from the ground after Ye Xiaoqi's every step he took, neither very high nor drifting, but it gave people an inexplicable feeling of palpitations.
The fat man secretly wondered, 'Is this the most orthodox evil sect cultivation?' Sure enough, the means are unpredictable, it is this black smoke, such as miasma and ghost, with a strong smell of slaughter between the yin haze, which is really very different from the famous and decent family, even if the Zhao family is out of the evil door, but the ghost qi on the body is not as rich and pure as this kid who took those few steps. ’
"Against the Seven Stars, please ask the three star monarchs of Tai Sui, Zi Mao, and Plague to borrow the power of heaven to seduce the three evil spirits of the ghosts of the Nine Netherworlds, and help me cut off the bonds of that person in this life!" Duh! ”
Syllable!
Ye Xiaoqi pointed at the two children, and suddenly the black smoke on their bodies billowed out, and the most intense thing was the black line between the two children and Ruan Bingrui, and the frequency of shaking suddenly became extremely fast.
Ye Xiaoqi's index and middle fingers were spread apart, like scissors when playing rock-paper-scissors.
But in the fat man's eyes, the scissorhands were immediately covered by a black cloud of anger from under his feet, and then became extremely thick, like a pair of scissors magnified two or three times.
Ye Xiaoqi did not hesitate to aim the 'scissors' at the black line connecting the two children and Ruan Bingrui.
Click! It's just a scissors that fall.
I felt a sudden gust of wind in the room, blowing the flames on the eight candles around me swaying from side to side.
Ruan Bingrui's heart trembled in the bedroom, and he suddenly felt that his most important thing had been taken away and cut off at once, and before he could react, there was a sharp pain in his heart, and he only screamed in embarrassment: "Oops! And the man fell to the ground.
"That's it!" Ye Xiaoqi smiled and was about to change the spell and cut off the connection between a father and son, which was not too difficult for the cult cultivators, but when he was about to change the spell to expel the rich bad luck black qi on the two children, he heard the fat man roaring beside him: "It's not good!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Ye Xiaoqi saw that somehow the black clouds of bad luck on the two children's bodies suddenly increased to a terrifying thickness, like the thick black smoke emitted when the house was burning, and in the bodies of the two children, the epidermis began to squirm, like countless insects crawling inside the skin, and then, like crazy, rushed to the position of the child's corresponding belly dantian, that is, the place where the two straw hats were covered, and the next moment the two children's stomachs slowly swelled up like pregnant women. It was unspeakably terrible for a while.
"W-what's going on?" Ye Xiaoqi was taken aback, this is not scientific, no, this is not something that science can explain at all, but it is not something that Ye Xiaoqi wants to understand, it is obviously cut off. How so?
"It's too late to elaborate, Xiao Qi, you listen to me!" The fat man shouted, "Heaven and earth, ghosts and gods, respect ghosts, smart, and manifest!" Immediately after, a powerful spirit and ghost power rose from behind the fat man, you know, when the fat man was trapped in the city of Wangfu Primary School, but the spirit and ghost power he raised increased tenfold! With the strength of the ghost behind the fat man's current life, it's almost close to the standard of 'jing'.
In the human world, the strength of fat people is also the most top-notch.