The second egg cried, crying very miserably, very hurtful, growing so big, he hasn't suffered this kind of humiliation, it's really embarrassing, and he will definitely not be able to raise his head in front of his friends in the future. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After continuous questioning, Jiang Daoli knew that what was going on with this mountain was even more terrifying than he imagined.

A woman in town who has been on a blind date dozens of times and can't get married!

A woman who is said to weigh two hundred and fifteen pounds!

A legend......

Well, it's a heavy, ugly woman, who also went on a blind date today, entered the wrong box and ran to box 8.

Dashan's blind date, after looking for a long time, only to know that he had made the wrong box, entered the 8th and was about to call Dashan away, but found that the object was Dashan, and then wittily used the waiter as an excuse to run away, that is, when they were about to go in, the young man.

Then Erdan went in, and something tragic happened.

According to Erdan, Dashan is so enthusiastic that if he hadn't resisted to death, he probably wouldn't have been able to come back today.

"Erdan, didn't you say it's the same when you turn off the lights?" Jiang Daoli couldn't help but sneer.

"Brother Li, it also depends on whether it's lean or fat." Erdan collapsed, what he said was that the lean meat turned off the light, and the fat meat couldn't be eaten.

Okay, I'm also picky, and I can't eat the fatty meat, but think about it, once today's incident gets out, Erdan will definitely be laughed at by his friends, but it's not that he said that if he doesn't pass it on, he won't pass it on, there are many people in Jianghe Hotel.

After taking a deep look at Erdan, Jiang Daoli was very glad that he brought this goods here, otherwise it would be difficult to find a wife by himself in the future, and some people everywhere would say that they had a heavy taste.

"Erdan, don't cry, stand up and masturbate." Jiang Daoli dragged Erdan away heartlessly, don't worry, the big sword will not be forgotten, but looking at Erdan's appearance, he is not in the mood to enjoy it, and he is already scared.

When I went back, I bought some fruit snacks, a little by myself, and a little supplement for Erdan, this time I changed to Jiangdaoli Cycling, Erdan is still convulsive, he doesn't want to have two lives in one car.

When I got home, a big battle appeared, and my father and mother had already taken their weapons and sat coldly in the courtyard.

"Daddy, Mom, what are you doing here?" Now it's Jiang Daoli's turn to be scared, are you suffering from an uncomfortable illness that doesn't smoke your son?

Dad didn't make a sound, Mom flipped through her phone and saw a text message, so she nodded and put down the matter: "Well, the conversation was very pleasant, Lin Xian had a good impression of him, pass the test." ”

Then, in the mess of Jiang Daoli, my father ran to play cards, and my mother ran to do housework, and he didn't bird him at all.

Am I really biological?

Jiang Daoli's hand carrying the snack was trembling, this is really my father and mother, if I have a bad impression, will you hang me up and smoke?

What about my human rights at home in the future?

Take a deep breath, forget it, endure it, and go back to your room for a snack.

Eating snacks, Jiang Daoli closed the door and turned on the monitoring equipment, okay, Liu Xuan is living a corrupt life again, but this time it is not in the manor, but in a five-star hotel.

It's really rich and capricious.

Chen Yue was wandering around the city again, not knowing what tricks he was playing, and the captain was gone.

"I haven't seen Liu Xian for a long time, forget it, no matter him, a dirty person, if you look at it again, you will be really blind." Jiang Daoli decisively pinched off this idea.

Looking at these monitoring screens, Jiang Daoli thought about it, should you let the fine insects fly under the reservoir to see? If you think about it, forget it, you can't bear it, and if you go down, you basically can't come back.

It's still too low-level, but Ariel's current strength can only change to a low-level Warcraft, and it would be nice if he could get a high-level Warcraft.

Of course, it would be better if you had the foundation building cultivation method, so that you could go down directly.

There was no way, Jiang Daoli could only wait.

In the afternoon, Jiang Dao left to sign the contract and successfully took down the reservoir, and then told Jiang Qing again and again not to tell him about the reservoir for the time being, otherwise he would definitely be hung up and beaten by his father for three days and three nights.

Although I didn't say who contracted it, but such a big thing, I still notified the whole village, the reservoir was contracted, and in the afternoon the whole village was speculating which stupid thing contracted the reservoir, so that Jiang Daoli had no face to go out.

As soon as I went out, I met a stupid person, and the whole village was talking, so you can imagine Jiang Daoli's mood.

When I got home, when I had dinner in the evening, my father and mother were also shouting, which stupid thing contracted the reservoir, people were stupid and bold, and they were losers......

Forget it, I can't eat, let's sleep.

The sleep box was opened, Jiang Daoli fell asleep happily, got up to eat after waking up, continued to sleep after eating, and resolutely did not go out.

When I woke up at night, Daqian's WeChat was finally updated, and Jiang Daoli couldn't wait to open WeChat, and then there was a lot of information in the drifting bottle.

Zhang Sanfeng: "Old driver Daxian, where are my 100 stinky tofu?" +100”

Lillo: "Your Excellency the old driver, are there any more magical beasts?" I urgently need it. ”

Gu Shenluo: "You have the ability to come and fight with me!" ”

Demigod Carrot: "I will definitely comprehend the method of becoming a god!" ”

Evolve the Holy Worm: "I must evolve into a Holy Maiden Worm, definitely not a female worm!" ”

A hundred servings of stinky tofu, still thinking about it, Jiang Daoli pouted, decisively did not bird them, now is the time to study.

There's no one in the friend list.,There's an address book or something.,The group chat is even more wooden.,There's no official account.,And there's an extra group.,System elf.。

Jiang Daoli skillfully opened a friend and entered the WeChat ID.

Ding Dong, the old driver asked to add you as a friend, do you agree?

Hold the grass, you really can!

Jiang Daoli is overjoyed, that's right, he just adds himself, Daqian WeChat is a new version, and he adds the old version of ordinary WeChat!

Since he got the Earth Bottle, he has been thinking about this problem, since he can get the WeChat of the earthlings, he can naturally add himself as a friend.

Now you can pretend to be as much as you like, in the future, the old driver is only responsible for grabbing the red envelope, and the old version of WeChat is renamed the little driver, responsible for asking all kinds of questions that you don't understand.

Wow Ka Ka, don't worry anymore!

After the excitement, Jiang Daoli sent several messages to add friends in a row.

Zhang Sanfeng, who is far away in the Eastern Immortal Realm, suddenly popped up a message in his mind: The old driver asked to add you as a friend, did you agree?

Yutu, the old driver asked to add you as a friend, do you agree?

Eliel, the old driver asked to add you as a friend, do you agree?

Lazy Dragon, Carrot, Ancient Shenluo, Evolution Holy Worm, Liluo, Lin Zi......

All of these Jiang Daoli sent friend requests, and soon, all of these people chose to agree, and Jiang Daoli's friend list finally had friends.

Then it's time to build a group.,There are setting administrators on Daqian WeChat.,Ordinary WeChat doesn't have it.。

Open Create Group, System Prompt, Advanced or Low? The low-level group has three administrators and unlimited number of people, the intermediate group has six administrators and the senior group has nine administrators.

Moreover, the low-level group can only accommodate an immortal-level existence in addition to the management and group master, and the middle-level group is exclusive to the immortals, except for the large number of the old driver, no one can enter, including the small one.

The advanced group is not strong enough to be displayed.

According to the current situation, Jiang Daoli still established a low-level group first, a small cultivation class.

Ding, you invited Ariel to join the cultivation class.

Ding, you invite......

Invite all your friends in, and pull your own trumpet in.

Several people inside are all frying.

"Where is this?" Lillo.

"What the hell is the cultivation class? I'm a demigod, and I'm still in class? "The demigod Carrot is furious, is this insulting him?

"I'm going to evolve into a saint tomato!" Evolutionary holy worms.

"Great God of Magic, are you summoning Ariel?"

"Shut up." Jiang Daoli looked at the group of fryers, came to a general ban, and then began to send a message: "Those who have not become gods and immortals can only be regarded as low-level, this class, when this seat is free, will invite immortals to come in and give lectures." ”

"In order to celebrate the establishment of the classroom, this seat decided to invite Zhang Sanfeng from the Eastern Immortal Realm and the Earth Immortal Realm to come in and give a lecture."

After saying this, Jiang Daoli sent a message to Zhang Sanfeng: "Zhang Sanfeng, the opportunity to preach is here, are you willing to go to the cultivation classroom to teach?" ”

"Old driver Daxian, you finally spoke up, wait? How do you preach? Yes, yes. Zhang Sanfeng nodded hurriedly, and then said, "My hundred stinky tofu." ”

Ding, the old driver of the group leader invited Zhang Sanfeng, the Great Luo Jinxian of the Earth Immortal Realm, to join the cultivation class.

Ding, Zhang Sanfeng became the administrator.