Chapter 158: How could I look so strange?
There is a joke anime, there is a Nezha chapter in it, Nezha is burly, but he has a cute girl's face, which can be described as very exciting, Jiang Daoli almost sprayed rice at the beginning. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Holy monk? Holy monk? Hold the grass, what about the people? ”
Jiang Daoli shouted several times, but he didn't respond for a long time, and he had a bad premonition in his heart, and sure enough, the next moment, the group of immortals exploded.
"Everyone, come and watch, this is the handsome photo of the dragon slaying warrior, the god of war in the heavenly realm, Nezha, I really didn't expect that the third prince of Nezha actually has such a cute side."
Lovely......
I'm so cute your sister!
Nezha's heart was roaring, angry, and with a roar, the ears of the immortal gate were deaf for a while: "Tang Seng, I want to kill you, and I have the ability to enter the dueling arena with me." ”
"Hey, monks, how can you fight and kill? Goku, go, teach him a lesson. Tang Seng calmly gave Sun Wukong a treat.
"Wait, let my grandson laugh a little longer." Sun Wukong replied heartlessly, almost making Nezha angry.
"Haha, Nezha, aren't you a sass, and a dragon slayer, phew, it's just a sissy, tsk, this photo is so cute." The little white dragon also came out and fell into the well.
Fortunately, Li Jing, the king of Tota, did not come, otherwise, he would have beaten the third prince to death, and he would have no such son.
"This is not me at all, the gap between me and me is too big, Tang Seng, your methods are too inferior." Nezha was furious, but he couldn't do Sun Wukong, so he could only hold his breath.
"No, no, Nezha, this is a photo treasured by the old driver, who of us immortals will not change everything? With such an inferior disguise, can you hide the wise eyes of your fellow Daoists? "Tang Seng is serious and authentic.
Suddenly, the immortals looked at Nezha differently, forget it if you have this hobby, but you don't have to turn yourself into that, right?
"Old driver, come out and explain, this is not me, this is really not me." Nezha was in a hurry, and hurriedly left Aite Jiang, hoping that this person could clarify.
"I'm also curious, how the old driver has this photo." The Jade Emperor forced a smile and ran out.
"Ahem." Jiang Daoli knew that he couldn't come forward now, so he had to explain: "Third prince, your dragon slaying deeds are still circulating, this is the otherworldly version of the dragon slaying biography, wait a minute, Rong Benzuo will find it." ”
"Otherworldly version? The other world also has my legend? "The other world knows itself, Nezha is very happy, but how can I look so strange?
Jiang Daoli spent ten minutes, finally found which episode it was, and then decisively shared it to the WeChat group, and then a large number of immortals clicked to watch.
"Poof......
"Poof, this is my Tota Heavenly King?"
"Poof, this East China Sea Dragon Prince's taste is too unique, it turns out that he loves and kills each other......"
"Hold the grass, who loves and kills each other? Tang Seng, you say it again, believe it or not, I'll kill you in minutes? "Nezha's anger can rush to the Nine Heavens, and he can't wait to fight with Tang Seng now.
"If you have the ability, you come to Lingshan, and the poor monk will teach you to be a man in minutes, no, be an immortal." Tang Seng looked like a scoundrel.
“……”
Looking at the two immortals who were full of gunpowder and were about to fight, Jiang Daoli was also laughing, laughing heartlessly, and on the avatar, Nezha's face was blue.
The little white dragon is no longer jumping, it is really a loss of the dragon's face, and he actually looks at such a monster Nezha, this taste, forget it, in the future, he must distance himself from the dragon of the East China Sea, and he can't lower his taste.
"This is just a TV series, just to praise Nezha's dragon-slaying deeds......"
"Wait, too 2 real people? Sure enough, it's good 2, old driver, this video is so classic, I want to collect it, and when I see Tai 2, I'll definitely show it to him. Tang Seng said with a serious face.
“……”
Forget it, you guys can make a fuss casually, how can you love it, although the cause of this incident is him, but it was provoked by Tang Seng, I really don't blame him.
The Jade Emperor silently collected a copy, and so did Taishang Laojun, and the Queen Mother even said: "Are there any other classic videos?" ”
Are you planning to hack the immortals? Jiang Daoli was speechless, he was really not afraid of making trouble and demolishing your fairy palace?
No god cares that this is not Nezha, even if he knows that it is false, but this is just a record of Nezha's deeds, dragon slayer warrior? I believe that for a long time, Nezha will be hacked by the immortals and dare not come out.
This represents their image, which is spread in the other world, and it turns out that Nezha is a big man with a cute girl and a burly body.
And what about them? Many immortals are very curious, but Jiang Daoli won't send it this time, it was just a small mistake just now, and if he sends it again, it will be a heart.
Looking at the immortals who were still making trouble, Jiang Daoli silently switched back to the trumpet, watched Zhang Sanfeng give a lecture, and made a good record of the lecture.
Zhang Sanfeng can be said to have taken out his real skills this time, and he can't wait to take out his old bottom, and he speaks very carefully and clearly, as long as he has a little understanding, he can understand it.
Then, the members of the group basically improved rapidly, and Zhu Tian, who had previously said that he would break through in January, broke through and finally became the Great Grandmaster of Jindan.
Jiang Daoli suddenly remembered that Song Hong hadn't been pulled in, and now she should have arrived in the south and was on the battlefield, right?
Soon, after Zhang Sanfeng finished his lecture, Jiang Daoli lifted the ban and asked everyone to ask questions, Zhang Sanfeng answered them one by one, very serious, patient and meticulous, and did not look like a fairy at all.
After asking the question, Jiang Daoli kicked him directly and switched back to the tuba, Zhang Sanfeng was already impatient: "Old driver, may I ask who is my heir?" This time I talked about it very carefully, it should help him, I think everyone's strength has improved. ”
"Ahem, Zhang Zhenren, who said that your heir is in the small class?" Jiang Daoli coughed dryly and said.
"I ......" Zhang Sanfeng looked confused at this time, I took out the old bottom and talked about it, and told me in detail about my Taiji Immortal Dao, and I dared to love it selfless dedication, and I told it to others in vain?
Zhang Sanfeng's heart was broken at the moment, and Jiang Daoli explained: "I originally wanted the little driver to tell you, but if you go in, you will give a lecture, and the little driver will not have a chance to talk to you." ”
“……”
Zhang Sanfeng wants to cry now, Ma Dan, there is no such cunning style.
Jiang Daoli was silent for a moment, and had to say: "In this case, I can only tell you in person, the little driver invited your heir to join the small class, and reported your name, but he refused." ”
Refused!
He refused!
This result kept echoing in Zhang Sanfeng's mind, and after echoing more than a dozen times in a row, Zhang Sanfeng finally spoke up: "Is he ****?" How could he refuse! ”
"I'm wondering if he's a problem." Jiang Daoli said very cooperatively.
Zhang Sanfeng......
This is the first time that Zhang Sanfeng has exploded into foul language, because his heir refused to join the cultivation class, he pulled down his old face and begged, such a good opportunity, he actually refused, and it didn't work to report his name as an ancestor.
"Old driver, please give him another chance." Zhang Sanfeng had to be cheeky and spoke again.
Before Jiang Daoli could answer, Zhang Sanfeng directly sent out a red envelope: "This contains a trace of my immortal knowledge, I believe that after he sees it, he will definitely join." ”
"Zhang Zhenren, are you sure that your immortal consciousness is okay in the lower realm?" Jiang Daoli sneered and sent a message.
I saw that it was displayed on WeChat: Immortals and immortals, once they go down to earth, the laws of heaven and earth will be devoured, and they will be immortal and crippled.
Zhang Sanfeng, why do you want to fight against the laws of heaven and earth, and let your disciples join the small class? What is the purpose of joining the small class, in order to better improve the strength.
Zhang Xianxing's strength is indeed a little lower, but it was mostly due to the factors of the end of the law era, and now that he has entered the other world, there should be a rapid growth period, why is Zhang Sanfeng so urgent? (To be continued.) )