Chapter 21: Brother is a legend
At the entrance of a certain community, under the dim street lamp, stood a tall, slightly chubby man, his eyebrows frowned slightly at the other end of the street, as if waiting for someone's return. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Why did you suddenly go to the dinner party?" As soon as Yan Yan jumped down from the taxi, Gu Dongyang greeted her.
"Didn't I call you? went on behalf of Fu Xiaomin, and her neck fell into a pillow. ”
"Nothing, right?" Gu Dongyang asked.
"I don't know, stiff neck shouldn't be life-threatening, right?" I replied.
"I mean you." Gu Dongyang was obviously affectionate, but he didn't spread his eyebrows.
"What can I do?" When she said this, she was a little unconfident, and she always felt that Gu Dongyang had discovered something.
"This dress isn't for you!" Gu Radar scans up and down.
"Is it really that bad?" Why did he say that, what's wrong?
"Too short!" Gu Dongyang glanced at it, and his face was displeased.
"Are you still having fun talking to your old lover, friend?" Miss Lin pulled down her skirt and walked into the elevator.
"Who's my old lover?" Gu Dongyang was out of anger.
"Ye Tao, what are you pretending!" Anyway, there was no one else in the elevator, so she simply took off her shoes.
"We're just classmates, not friends." Gu Dongyang didn't know what kind of vinegar Miss Lin ate.
"Really? You treat others as classmates, and people treat you as lovers, right? "Yan Yan sent a jar of sauerkraut.
"She's a well-known food blogger now, and she's very beautiful, do you think it's still when she was in college?" Gu Dongyang became the official spokesperson.
"She was also very beautiful in college!"
"What, you regret it?" Yan Yan glanced sideways.
"It's a pity that you don't want to be a screenwriter." Gu Dongyang shook his head.
"Thanks for the compliment!" Yan Yan stepped out of the elevator.
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"Why are you only exercising now?" It was already ten o'clock in the evening, and Gu Pang had only started stretching before exercising, and it was already past the time he should exercise.
"As soon as I came back, I chased "Langya Bang", and I missed the time." A certain fat man was uneasy.
"Can't you watch while exercising?" Yan Yan was speechless.
"Of course not, if I miss a key line, I'll have to watch it all over again." Gu Dongyang is a matter of course.
"I said I didn't like my eldest brother Ah Cheng before, but now it's not fallen?" Shrugged off.
"My focus is different from yours, I see power and brotherhood." Gu Dongyang is righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Cut-" The friendship is so high, if it weren't for the three male gods starring her, she would have complained a long time ago, and she has had an opinion on the emotional drama of the young Keling for a long time.
"Eh, I saw a new weight loss method on Weibo today."
"It can't be some kind of sideshow, right?" A fat smell changed.
"No, absolutely, and there are no side effects."
"What?"
"Jump rope."
"Jump rope?" He glanced at Yan Yan with his peripheral vision.
"Hmm!"
"Someone on Weibo said that he jumped rope for three months and lost more than 20 pounds!" To tell you the truth, this time there really wasn't any added oil and vinegar.
"Really?" Gu was a little skeptical.
"Really!"
"It's just that the number of requests per day is a bit too much, I don't know if you can afford it." 囦囦 added again.
"How much is that?" Gu Dongyang asked with a sideways look.
"2,000." Yan Yan spoke softly, afraid of scaring a certain fat.
"Oh, is there a rope at home?" A fat person has a disdainful face, and his attitude is much calmer than Yan Yan imagined.
"It's really, I didn't know what to buy and give it to last time, and I haven't used it, I just don't know where to put it." Yan Yan got up and went to look around.
"Here you go!" She found the long-hidden jump rope in the pile of rags.
"This rope is too light, I'm going to buy one with a weight tomorrow." Yan Yan thought that Gu Dongyang might be fantasizing that he was a rope skipping athlete, and he was still suspicious.
"Can you jump 100? Still jumping rope with weights? Yan Yan asked coldly.
"Is that so?" A fat man grabbed the rope and jumped.
"Or is it like this?" He even crosses flowers.
"Or is it so?" He can also swap jumps on one foot, and Yan Yan doesn't see his foot landing at all.
“Oh,my-god!” The frightened arc of her mouth can be stuffed into a large goose egg.
"Mission accomplished, over!" In less than a quarter of an hour, Gu Dongyang finished jumping.
"You-you-you" The language center of the left hemisphere of her brain is blocked, and she can't speak well.
"Don't worship my brother too much, my brother is a legend!" He threw the rope to Yanyan.
"Dongdong, how did you do that?" Yan Yan is finally back to normal.
"You don't even ask what I did in high school?" Gu Dongyang unabashedly got carried away.
"What are you doing? Sports specialty? "Use your brains.
"No, I applied for the pilot exam in my junior year of high school and had special training before the exam." Gu someone's expression was still flying.
"You've also applied for the pilot exam?" What a noble profession.
"Uh-huh—"
"But?" Yan Yan had doubts in her heart, with Gu Dongyang's cultural achievements, she should be able to win without pressure.
"There's a little bit of a problem with my vision." Gu Dongyang was melancholy with a little regret.
"Aren't you 5.3 in eyesight?" Yan Yan remembered that Gu Dongyang's eyesight had always been very good.
"The pilot's eyesight test is a C-chart, which is different from the E-list we usually see." He explained.
"E-word list 5.3 isn't that bad, is it?" Yan Yan still doesn't quite understand, she knows that the pilot's requirements are high, but not outrageous.
"The doctor said my liver was a finger bigger." Gu Dongyang added again.
"I'll just say, fatty liver will hurt you sooner or later." It turned out to be fatty liver again.
"I didn't weigh more than 130 pounds at the time, OK?" A fat's dialogue with a certain fat person is full of black lines.
"Oh, that's it!" Miss Lin was embarrassed.
"Lin Yanyan, shouldn't today's performance be rewarded?" Gu Dongyang slowly raised her chin and forced her to look at him.
"What reward do you want?" Yan Yan is still worshipping, and it is not easy to live together for so long and finally discover one of the advantages of Gu someone.
"What do you say?" Gu Dongyang's eyebrows were raised, and his affection was lingering.
"No, I said I want to work with a certificate." Some people want to be consumed, and Yan Yan hurriedly stepped back and hugged his chest to protect himself.
"Y-what are you thinking, I just want you to help me hold my legs down and do sit-ups." Saying that, Gu Dongyang lay on the yoga mat prepared in advance, but there was still a bad smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Oh, then I'll go put on a mask first." Yan Yan casually found a reason to flee the scene, and it took a long time to come out of it.
"Are you sure you want to sit like this?" Gu Dongyang's legs were together, and Miss Lin sat on his calves with a mask on her head, holding his knees with both hands.
"Well, let's go!" The words are slurred, and the face cannot move while wearing the mask.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight......" Gu Dongyang counted by himself.
"Ten!" He frowned as he sat up.
"Eleven, twelve, thirteen......" Gu Dongyang returned to normal again, and it may have been a brain system malfunction just now.
"Fifteen!" His facial features were crooked in one direction like those of an epileptic man.
"Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen......" Gu Dongyang is the same as if it never happened.
"Twenty!" The tongue in his mouth was out of control, and he was running around, but Yan Yan was still wearing a mask and couldn't scold.
"Twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three......" Gu Dongyang became more and more difficult to pronounce words.
"Twenty-five!" His eyebrows began to dance again, but he could only stare dryly.
"Twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight......" Gu Dongyang was no longer serious, and every time he got up, he swayed as if he had taken some kind of pill.
"Thirty!"
"You're not done!" Yan Yan was furious, and pulled off the mask and smashed it on Gu Dongyang's stinky face.
Gu obviously didn't expect Yan Yan to roar early, and was stunned for two seconds.
"Gu Dongyang, do you know that my mask is very-" Before she could say the word "expensive", she was blocked by a scorching heat, and the scorching breath came to her face, and she wanted to resist, but her hands were held down at some point.
I'm confused, I, we, is this a kiss? ……
Gu Dongyang's kiss was domineering and gentle, and the tip of his tongue gently and slowly, probed into Miss Lin's fragrant territory, as if looking for something, Yan Yan just began to resist, and her teeth were tightly closed, but she couldn't help someone's wanton aggression, she was confused, and she forgot to take precautions in an instant.
Yan Yan slowly closed her eyes, and someone had to order her to go straight into the hinterland, softly gnawing on the tip of her tongue, greedily sucking, tossing and turning, repeatedly entangled, crispy and numb......
Yan Yan was frightened by this momentum, and she was stunned, and she didn't know how to respond for a long time.
She just wants to say that she needs air, she needs air conditioning.
She didn't know how long they had been gnawing, but her brain was starved of oxygen and couldn't function properly.
"Your mask is strawberry-flavored?" Gu Dongyang licked his lips as if he had eaten a delicious meal.
"Don't eat it, this one is poisonous." Yan Yan quickly stopped it.
"What, I'm afraid I'll die now?" Gu Dongyang's smile was very unhealthy.
"Didn't you try to torture me before, never thinking about the safety of my life!" He wiped the mask essence around the corner of his mouth that had just been stained during oral exercises.
"How can I be so vicious!" Yan Yan's face was very similar to the apple on the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau at this time - the red color was very abnormal.
"Didn't you?" Someone who succeeds in it hangs on his head.
"Nope!" Yan Yan didn't dare to look at Gu Dongyang's eyes.
"Does your mask smell orange?" Gu Dongyang asked again.
"What's wrong?" Miss Lin still buried her head away from someone's gaze, but she didn't know why he said this.
"Next time I use that, I like the taste of oranges even more!" Gu Dongyang sent autumn spinach to Miss Lin, but she just wanted to be alone and quiet.
"Hooligans!" Yan Yan snorted, and immediately got up and flashed into the bathroom.
"I'm not done with my sit-ups yet, huh!" Gu Dongyang shouted outside the door.
"Today's mission is over." A loud voice wafted out of the bathroom.
"Really?" Gu Dongyang deliberately leaned outside the door and asked.
"Yes, call it a day! Take a bath and sleep! Yan Yan replied loudly.
"Wohoo—" She heard someone whistling outside the door.
"I'm going to weigh myself tomorrow, handsome guy!" Miss Lin pushed open a small slit and sent a warm reminder, and then the cheers stopped abruptly.