Chapter 57: Sweeping a Thousand Armies
"Taibai, have you figured out the enemy's location?" Pangu asked majestically carrying a three-meter-long, hundred-pound solid steel bar. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Of course! For today, I can steal the surveillance camera of the Yamen of the world for three days! In other words, the Skynet system in the human world is not much worse than the fairy world, and the human race is really a terrible race....." Taibai sighed.
Pangu said helplessly: "Then can you point out the way?" I think we've been to this place before! ”
"Really? I think these places just look similar... Am I a road idiot? Tai Baixing pondered for a long time and came to this laughable conclusion: "It shouldn't be! I've never gotten lost in the fairy world! ”
Pangu said depressedly: "Forget it, give me the address!" I'll lead you! Anyway, I read Dongzi's memories when I was bored in the chaos, and I can count as half a local - oh, the headquarters of the Iron Hand Gang is very close to here! No wonder you can't find it by navigating! This is the old area, all kinds of illegal construction can paralyze GPS, and no acquaintance to lead the way can definitely make you lost to the end of the world! ”
Taibai playfully stuck out his tongue and said, "Thank you, Brother Pangu!" People don't have experience! ”
Pangu waved his hand solemnly: "Ahem! Don't sell me cute, I'm a family man! I only sprout my cold jade... Please try to keep your cold when Dongzi is away......"
"Hey, hey, hey! Show your love to die quickly! I finally understand why Brother Dongxing said that you two are Doug men and women! It's annoying! "Taibai inadvertently sold Wang Dongxing...
"Oh? Xiao Wangzi still said this? Pangu didn't open his mouth, Leng Yu Fairy sneered and said, "He misses Leng Yu Thai Loose Bone Massage!" Tut-tut, the tree doesn't cut its branches, it doesn't run straight, people don't fix it, they chirp - the skin of this goods is tight again..."
Looking at the green glow in the eyes of the cold jade fairy, Tai Baiyin Xing prayed again and again: Brother Dongxing... I didn't mean to! If you hang up, please don't look for me! I'll arrange for Hades to reincarnate you in a good family!"
Wang Dongxing, who was far away in the wilderness, suddenly sneezed - who is talking about me? He rubbed his nose and looked at Nuwa's head: "Seriously! If you can't get a golden pill today, you're not allowed to eat! ”
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Pangu pointed to the gym and said, "This is the headquarters of the Iron Hand Gang, it's actually a gym?" Are you sure you're not looking for a mistake? ”
Taibai analyzed rationally: "It should be right! The coordinates are accurate, have you ever thought about it, there are some skilled thugs in the gym who won't be noticed at all, which can perfectly cover up the evil nature here. It seems that the enemy is very unusual! ”
Leng Yu snorted coldly: "Not ordinary? I'd like to see how unusual their lying position is! ”
Pangu stopped the cold jade fairy and said: "Girls can't be so violent, Dongzi told me - to deal with hooligans, you must salute before soldiers, and you can't leave a handle for others." So leave the matter to me! ”
Taibai and Leng Yu looked at the great god of Pangu with adoring faces, the great god is different, this kind of critical moment is reliable!
Pangu walked to the front desk majestically carrying the steel bar, and slapped the bar, but his tone was not at all commensurate with his movements. He smiled slightly and showed his eight teeth: "Hello Miss, may I ask if this is the territory of the Iron Hand Gang?" ”
Looking at the tower-like Pangu, the front desk lady fainted directly, but her good professionalism made her press the alarm bell before she was stunned. As soon as the alarm bell rang, the entire building was alarmed, and countless men with knives swarmed out and surrounded Pangu.
When the cold jade fairy saw that her man was surrounded, she was immediately furious, and hurriedly stepped forward to rescue her. Tai Baiyin Xing stopped the cold jade fairy and said, "Let's wait and see what happens!" Big Brother Pangu can handle it! His current ability is no less than yours, the heels of the great god are different, and he is also a hero who pulls out the mountains and conquers the world when he comes to the earth......"
Fairy Leng Yu said proudly: "The man in my family must be the god of war of the world, I was blind to see the second generation of immortals in the fairy world!" The second generation of immortals are all wastes in the shade of their ancestors."
Taibai wiped a cold sweat and said, "Sister, you even scolded me for this..."
"Director Taibai atons for his sins! I'm not talking about you! Leng Yu hurriedly apologized.
"Forget it, I know your temper, but I fished you out of administrative detention in the first place!" Taibai said helplessly: "You have a boyfriend now, can't you change your temper?" ”
"It's been a thousand years of temper, it's hard to change..."The cold jade fairy sighed.
"Wait! It looks like it's going to be fighting inside! Withdraw, Pangu Big Brother is unmatched! Tai Baiyin Xing grabbed Leng Yu's hand and ran towards the door of the building.
The camera pans to Pangu two minutes ago...
"Who are you? How dare you step on my Iron Hand Gang plate? The old birthday star hanged you, are you tired of being crooked? Hurry up and kneel down and sing conquest, or you will definitely be carried out today! A man in a suit who looked like a middle-level leader shouted.
"Dongzi is right! Poor Nike, rich Adi, hooligans are all Armani! It turns out that our standard of living is not as good as that of hooligans! I'm mad at me! Look at the moves! Pangu spun the big iron stick in his hand in a circle and threw it into the sky, and the iron rod flew towards the sky, and he grabbed the tail of the stick and pressed the enemy in front of him to the ground.
The stick sweeps a large area, and the gun picks a line. At the juncture of this kind of group fight, of course, Pangu will use the move of sweeping thousands of armies! Sure enough, under his divine power, the gangsters turned into "thousands of armies" and were swept away by Pangu.
"Vulnerable!" Pangu sighed and said to Taibai and Leng Yu: "The first wave of mobs has been emptied, it's time to fight the boss!" ”
Iron Hand, who was sitting on the top floor, was full of iron, and he was so angry that he smashed the teacup in his hand. His hand trembled and he lit a cigarette for himself: "This... What kind of monster is this? The ancient fierce generals are no different! Zhang Fei's reincarnation? It's horrible! When did my Iron Hand Gang offend such a fierce man? ”
It wasn't until his perspective fell on the cold and white duo standing at the door that he understood what was going on. His iron-blue face immediately turned bloodless white, and he muttered, "Sure enough, revenge is coming... Such a beautiful woman from Zhong Lingyun is really famous! Only a first-class family can afford to stay with such a fierce general! What to do? Could it be that my Iron Hand Gang has been removed from the mountain city from now on? ”
No way! This is the country that I have fought for more than ten years! Every footprint of the Iron Hand Gang is made by their own sweat! The Iron Hand Cannot Die! Never! Finally, he took out an old-fashioned mobile phone from the safe and dialed it, "Elder Han?" I'm the Iron Hand! I need help! If you don't help me, there will be no iron hand in the mountain city in the future! The Han family didn't have no chance to meddle in the affairs of the mountain city......"
"Wait!" The old voice on the phone said indifferently: "Ten minutes at most!" ”
When Iron Hand heard this, he commanded his subordinates: "Hold off the enemy for fifteen minutes!" Do whatever it takes! ”
All the members of the Iron Hand Gang swore to the death as if they had been beaten to the death, and swooped down on the trio sitting on the first floor like tigers descending from the mountain.
Taibai looked at the members of the Iron Hand Gang who were swarming and said, "Are these people crazy? Why are you working so hard? Didn't know that brawls were forbidden during the armistice? ”
Leng Yu Fairy said helplessly: "Do you think that the current people can understand the war-free card?" Brother Gu, go forward and guard it! Come on one, you put down the other! Sister Taibai and I had some drinks... Don't say it, there are a lot more drinks in the world than in the fairy world! ”
Pangu nodded when he heard this, and one person and one stick guarded in front of the two women, as if an impregnable embankment was across the tide, and countless waves slapped on the embankment and shattered their bones.
Taibai, who was sucking Chivas Regal, looked at the person lying on the ground and said without sympathy: "No wonder the fairy world wants to implement family planning during this time!" The large number of people is too much of a test for infrastructure construction! I didn't expect that a small building could be crammed into so many people! ”
Pangu mended the knife on the side and said, "You haven't seen the dormitory of the Human University!" A small room of less than 20 square meters can fit eight people! Just ask if you're afraid! ”
"Humans are terrible!" Tai Baixing covered his mouth and said in surprise: "This adaptability is simply outrageous!" Brother Gu! No one is coming down, you can drink some too, it tastes okay! ”
Iron hands on the top floor, their eyes are green! What's going on? The two armies are fighting, and one side suddenly stops fighting? Sitting in front of the battle and drinking? Is there anyone who looks down on people so much?
"Wait! When reinforcements arrive, you'll know how big the world is! The name of the Adept is forged with blood! Heaven will not die, my Iron Hand Gang! Iron Hand roared with a hideous face.