"Steel eggs, how to make people! Brother was asked! Wang Dongxing said with a painful face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Stuff the beep into the beep bee After 10 months, you can get a newcomer! Wang Gangdan pouted.

"Fuck your sister! Fuck you sister! I don't have time to listen to you tell you about meat jokes! Good! Just do as you say, you tell me where Nuwa can beep and beep all over her body? Wang Dongxing's angry soul spoke.

"Ann, la, a! Just kidding! 10,000 years have passed, and your sense of humor is gone! How do you feel like an old man? Wang Gangdan complained: "The creation of the human race heaven and earth gave two paths. ”

"Two? Isn't it a clay man? Wang Dongxing asked.

"Of course not! The first road is the Yin and Yang Jiaotai Avenue, and after the combination of the innate to the yang and the congenital to the yin, there will be a human race! The human race created by this method was born with yin and yang creation, and they were born with all kinds of veins, all of them were born with Dao bodies, and they all practiced in a thousand days......" Wang Gangdan introduced.

Wang Dongxing rolled his eyes and said, "I choose to pinch the clay man!" ”

"Look at your stingy virtue! And said you don't have any thoughts about Nuwa? 10,000 years have passed, and even the rabbits on Buzhou Mountain know that you have bad intentions towards Nuwa! Wang Gangdan pouted.

"It's... It's called opposites attracting! It's the law of nature! Wang Dongxing stalked with his neck stalking.

"Tut-tut, well, I believe it! Now the question is, how do you get Nuwa to create the human race? Wang Gangdan asked.

"Hehe, the mountain people have their own tricks! Don't forget that Nuwa has a bug-level soil like Nine Heavens Breath Soil in her hands, if this thing can't make people, I can't swallow Zhou Mountain alive! Wang Dongxing cursed.

"Wa'er, for the teacher, I have calculated the heavenly opportunity and found that your opportunity for sanctification has arrived... It is your natural mission to create a race, how to create a race, what kind of race to create, you need to be a teacher to guide you... Give me the Nine Heavens of Rest in your hands! Wang Dongxing commanded.

"Yes!" Nuwa, who was pure-minded, had no second thoughts, and obediently handed the treasure on her body to Wang Dongxing.

"In this world, there must be yin and yang, and the combination of yin and yang can be infinitely coexisting... So there must be two kinds of people in a race: men and women! Men are mainly yang, and they are yang to strong; Women dominate yin, yin to softness. The most suitable form between heaven and earth is the form of the great god of Pangu, this seat is the righteous brother of Pangu, and the form is the same as Pangu, so the appearance of a man needs to be made according to my appearance, with a head, a torso, and a beep..."

"Uh... The art class for the teacher is taught by the physical education teacher, which is to blame for the teacher's school cutting corners, and can't afford to hire an art teacher, so let's go out to play as soon as we get to the art class! Ahem, take back your ridicule! I know you're laughing at your teacher! Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, is knowing! This is only the first technical mistake! Let's forget what just happened, and then I'm going to teach you how to make women..."Wang Dongxing looked at his work speechlessly with black lines on his head.

"Women are roughly the same as men, and women must have heads, torsos, limbs... In order for a woman to breastfeed, she needs a pair of very big beeps, the bigger the better, the bigger the better, the bigger the better... Ahem, being a teacher is not controlled by the big brother, not by the big brother, not by the big brother! In addition, the biggest difference between women and men is that there are no small beeps under women's crotches, but more beeps and beeps, so extremely delicate operations are required..."Wang Dongxing continued to babble and instruct.

However, his handiwork is not as neat as his language, and sure enough, this time it is crooked melons and cracked dates!

"Oh, I don't believe it! I am known as the handmade prince of the urban-rural junction! How can a clay figure stump me? Wa'er! Nine days of rest! Wang Dongxing roared angrily with red eyes, and then he buried himself in hard work, and picked up ten more clay figurines from east to west...

"I'm Nima! Lao Tzu really has no artistic talent? These twelve clay figurines look abstract! It's the best in the world! Wang Dongxing wailed in his heart.

Nuwa said timidly: "Teacher, can you see me pinching this?" ”

Wang Dongxing looked at it and saw that Nuwa was holding a three-inch-high clay figure in her hand, this clay figure was much finer than Wang Dongxing's production, the nose was the nose and the eyes were eyes!

"Ahem! Generally! It is worse than the teacher's artistic connotation, art can not only have an appearance, but also an inner connotation! You still have a long way to go! Wang Dongxing said with a painful face.

"No! How is this woman? Isn't it a lot better? Nuwa handed the second clay figure to Wang Dongxing as if offering a treasure: "What the teacher said is very reasonable!" I was completely emotionally invested in this clay figurine, and the effect was so much better! ”

Wang Dongxing had nothing to say: "Yes, yes!" You're qualified! Find a place to give these two little clay figurines the power of creation, only the power of creation has the magical ability to turn clay into life! ”

"Master! How do you use the power of creation? I've only cultivated it, but I can't use it! Nuwa said coquettishly.

"Uh... You take the tail off my waist first, it doesn't affect well! You are now in a mysterious realm, and the power of creation is bursting, even if you breathe, there is an endless flow of creation power, so you only need to blow on the little clay figurine! Wang Dongxing said seriously.

"Really? That's great! I finally have a playmate! No, Zhoushan is so lonely! "Nuwa, who has a child's heart, is full of joy.

"Go, go, go! I'm now figuring out what to do with the clay figurines I pinched... I always think these clay figurines are of great use! Wang Dongxing said solemnly.

Nuwa pursed her lips and grimaced at Wang Dongxing and said mischievously: "Shizun finally has shortcomings!" It's been 10,000 years, and I thought the World-Honored One was omnipotent! ”

"Go, go, go! Let's play! Master is going on a treasure hunt! Wang Dongxing blasted Nuwa away like a fly.

Nuwa quit: "Master! What baby? Is it still a gourd? ”

"Pangu Blood Essence! Treasure no baby? When my eldest brother Pangu hung up, he turned the essence blood of his whole body into an endless ocean, and sealed the most quintessential blood essence in his body in Buzhou Mountain! I'm going to take it out now! Wang Dongxing said with a smile.

"Uh... Master, isn't this a grave digger! You are disrespectful to the great god of Pangu! Nuwa said with a frown.

"Hey! Little rabbit cub, do you dare to doubt even the master? When I was fighting the landlord with Pangu as a teacher, Chaos Qinglian still had thirty-six lotus seeds! Yin and Yang are not separated! Wang Dongxing hesitantly: "As a teacher, I'll let you see, what is it to turn decay into magic, and what is to turn waste into treasure!" Don't you think the clay figurines pinched by the teacher are ugly? As a teacher, I'll let you see what an attack clay figure is! ”

After speaking, Wang Dongxing shook Wang Gangdan's hand and took it away: "Steel egg!" Search a radius of thousands of miles to see if there are any traces of Pangu blood essence! I have a hunch that we'll find it this time! ”