Chapter 10: The Rabbit and the Chicken in Early Love
A feast of rabbit meat made Jian Ming satisfy his hunger, but also received endless praise, and his childish heart was greatly encouraged. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info people's childhood is like this, the praise of adults is always the motivation for children to create miracles, in order to get more praise, they will always work hard, this is undoubtedly the best mode of developing wisdom.
Therefore, when breakfast was finished the next day, Jian Ming and Lin Cheng were like the most dedicated workers, quickly running into the mountains to hunt, desperately chasing every hare they encountered.
Maybe the incident of Brother Rabbit's stupid death made the hare family grow wise, and they refused to escape from their crotches, which caused Jian Ming and Lin Cheng to break their legs, and in addition to plucking some rabbit fur in the morning, not a single trophy was hunted.
Fortunately, the two were dedicated enough, and after lunch, they came to the hunting ground again to 'work', and continued to chase and round up with perseverance.
"......Huh, brother, it's not enough to chase like this, we can't outrun the rabbit."
"Well, what should I do, I've almost caught them a couple of times."
"Huh? Let's pick up some small stones first, and if we touch a hare, as long as we hurt them, it won't be so difficult to catch. ”
Just like the ancestors of human beings back then, when they were beaten by other races, their noses and faces were swollen, and they grabbed stones by scratching indiscriminately, and smashed out of thousands of years of human civilization with one smash. In the midst of all the defeats, Jianming also thought of the most loyal revolutionary partner of mankind, the stone, which undoubtedly reaffirmed the most reliable revolutionary friendship for thousands of years.
There was no shortage of stones in the mountains, and in a short time, the two of them not only piled up piles of stones in the most lush places, but also filled their pockets to the brim, just waiting for the arrival of the silly rabbit.
The hares, who had teased the two little children for nearly a day, became a little arrogant, and one of them, like Brother Rabbit, approached Jian Ming and Lin Cheng contemptuously, and his gray eyes were full of ridicule: "Little boys, go home and breastfeed, just because you still want to catch the second brother rabbit, and you are not afraid of breaking your legs?" ”
"Little ......"
"Shhhh Brother, get ready first, listen to my slogan for a while, let's throw them one by one together, save not smashing! ”
"Well, it's ready."
"Okay, throw!"
Whoosh ......
"Squeak Squeak......"
The second brother of the rabbit who was greedy for food, heard the swishing sound, and was prick up his ears to distinguish the maker of the sound, but he didn't want the stone rain to suddenly envelop him. Despite its suffocating efforts, it was still smashed in the leg, and only staggered away in remorse.
"Alas, I really regret that I didn't study hard, my second brother rabbit actually forgot the sound of the stone breaking in the air! Damn, damn it, I think about how many seniors died under the stones, I can forget the history written in blood, really damn it, if I ......, I must study hard and go up every day! ”
"Brother, chase quickly, smash hard, don't let it run!"
"Okay, I have so many stones in my pocket that it can't run!"
Jian Ming and Lin Cheng chased and threw stones, although the accuracy was limited, there were still a few tenacious stones, and they lived up to their mission to bite the second brother rabbit.
In the whooshing sound, the second brother rabbit's injuries became more and more serious, the pace of escape became more and more chaotic, the tears in his eyes became more and more, and the remorse in his heart became deeper and deeper.
"Alas, if I had studied hard, how could I have been so miserable! If I hadn't been in love at the beginning, how could I be so sad! It's late, everything is late, it's really like the ancestor said, the book is hated when it is in danger! ”
The remorseful second brother rabbit became weaker and weaker, his mind became more and more unclear, and when he rushed to his life, he went to his lover's house by habit.
The sword in the chase and Lin Cheng became more and more excited, and the stones in their hands became more and more accurate, and the distance from the second brother rabbit was getting closer and closer-
"Hmph, I'll let you escape, I'll stomp you to death!"
Lin Cheng took the lead in catching up with the second brother rabbit, and after nearly a day of chasing, his tired heart burst into a surge of anger, and when he caught up, he trampled on the seriously injured second brother rabbit with one kick.
"Giggle......
This scene fell in the eyes of Sister Ji, and the death of the old lover made it heartbreaking, and it screamed involuntarily, which undoubtedly alarmed the two demons!
"Brother, kill it, don't let it run!"
Looking at the first sister of the chicken, the sword roar that was not physically strong, could only shout at Lin Cheng loudly, and he panted and drove his calves to rush again, attacking the new prey.
"Haha, look at it, I'm going to smash it!"
The victory made Lin Cheng cheerful, the stone in his hand was still powerful, and he shot out with a swish, and he attacked with a fierce attack, flying towards Sister Ji.
The death of the old lover broke the heart of the first sister of the chicken, and the infinite grief dulled the brain, coupled with the natural timidity of the pheasant family, it couldn't help but be stunned in the face of Feishi and Lin Cheng.
When the stone hit the body, the first sister of the chicken, who reacted, hurriedly hid her head in the grass and chose the most conventional way of escape of the pheasant family.
"Hmph, I'll let you run, I'll stomp you to death!"
"Brother, don't step on it, this one catches alive."
"Uh, why is that?"
"Whew...... I'm going to send it home to my parents!"
Jian Ming finally ran over, regardless of his panting, and hurriedly rescued Sister Ji from the feet of the demon Lin Cheng, who wanted to send the live prey home.
In this way, the second brother rabbit died, the first sister of the chicken was captured alive, and this pair of hard-working mandarin ducks finally tasted the evil fruits of early love-
Back then, the second brother rabbit and the first sister of the chicken met and fell in love with each other at first sight, they did not listen to the advice of the elders, and abandoned their respective studies in order to eat the sweetness of love.
Thinking about it now, the second brother of the rabbit died tragically in the secret weapon of the rabbit common sense because of his lack of skills. As for the first sister of the chicken, she neglected to practice flying because of greed, and was captured alive by two little children, which is about to become a delicacy in the mouth of human beings.
"Alas, the saddest thing in the world is early love, greedy for a moment of pleasure and hatred for eternity, if there is an afterlife, my chicken sister resolutely does not fall in love."
Although Sister Ji Yi realized it, it was too late, and the cruel sword Ming and Lin Cheng would never let it go.
"Haha, I'm lucky today, it's great to chase a stupid rabbit and meet a stupid chicken!"
"Brother, it's not that the rabbit is stupid, it's that we're smart, it's not that the chicken is stupid, it's that we're bold. Well, let's go back first, if I had thought of throwing a stone earlier, maybe I could have caught a few more hares. ”
"Haha, it's the same to catch more tomorrow, I'm really tired today."
"Well, I'm tired too, let's go back first!"
Jian Ming and Lin Cheng carried the rabbit and the chicken, and the male was entangled, and they went down the mountain in high spirits. At this moment, it was the time for the adults to finish work, and passers-by asked curiously when they saw this, including yesterday's aunt.
"Yo, little ones, today's harvest is not small, I even caught an extra pheasant."
"Haha, yes, auntie."
"Hehe, this hare was also squatted to death by you with its feet?"
"No, this is my brother who stamped to death!"
Auntie: "......"
Jianming's understatement made the passers-by have infinite covetousness, these two little children can hunt rabbits with their feet and feet, and their children are stronger, smarter, and more flexible, if they are also allowed to go up the mountain to catch, wouldn't there be rabbit meat to eat every day?