Chapter 15: The Village Market

It is not good to stay at home at a young age, but he learns from other heroes to save the beauty, but the nose and eyes are swollen when he is beaten, and Jianming is so self-defeating, which really makes Lin Xiuxiong laugh, in order to prevent similar incidents from happening, he had to take Jianming and Lin Cheng to the market, ready to buy a few toys to tie these two bear children at home. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

At that time, in the countryside, people's thinking and consciousness had not changed, and very few people went out to work, and life in the countryside was very lively. Every time in the market, people from ten towns and eight villages have gone out to sell their own local products, buyers need materials, adults and children go into battle together, shouting like a tide, and people come and go very crowded.

There are no pesticide-poisoned vegetables here, no cheaters, everyone has the most sincere smile on their faces, and even bargaining is an interesting exchange. There are even young men who follow the big girls with dead faces, even if they are chased away by the escort daughters-in-law, they still refuse to stay away, just to find out the address of the person they like, so as to beg the matchmaker to come to the door to propose.

In order to relieve their hunger, they can cry and grab the ground, or roll all over the ground, so that the adults have no choice but to pay for it.

The deepest memory is the monkey, in that era, monkey playing is still a common means of livelihood, often an old man, with a particularly naughty little monkey, in a corner of the market for a laughing dead man's performance, vaguely remember-

"Ladies and gentlemen, eldest sisters and aunts, big girls and little daughters-in-law, the little old man is sixty years old this year, and he was originally practicing in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, and he loved the liveliness of the world, and specially took the disciples and grandchildren of the Monkey King to travel to the world. Please have money to hold a money field, no money to hold a personal field, whether you make money or not, Xiao Laoer will make everyone laugh.

Oh, naughty little monkey, these many old and young masters, big sisters and aunts, big girls and little daughters-in-law are cheering you on, don't make a fool of yourself! ”

The little monkey is indeed cute, and when he hears the old man's command, he immediately walks upside down, showing his red butt to the audience, which can often cause the audience to laugh. Of course, the old man has to feign anger to correct, this comes and goes and there is no laughter, followed by a gun and a stick, the little monkey is like a natural laughing expert, the stick in his hand only hits his own hat and flies, laughing so that people are out of breath.

In the end, the little monkey beat the gong to ask for rewards, had the most intimate contact with the audience, and all kinds of cute expressions always made people willing to pay for their pockets. Even the children will take out their favorite rock sugar gourd to share with them, and the generous ones can win infinite fragrant kisses, and the stingy ones will only annoy the little monkeys.

At this time, the little monkey is like a greedy child, snatching with humans, and then the old man will intervene, which can often arouse the infinite pity of the audience, especially the big girls, at this time, they can't wait to use the money they buy to buy the head rope for rewards.

Jianming used his rock sugar gourd and snacks in his pocket to obtain the approval of the little monkey, he was like a young man in love, hugging the little monkey tightly, no matter how the old man interfered, he refused to let go.

"Xiao Ming, let go, be careful that it bites you!"

"Second uncle, I want this little monkey, let's take it home."

“……”

The little monkey is the old man's job, and he refuses to transfer it, besides, Lin Xiuxiong will not spend a lot of money to buy a monkey, so he didn't get the little monkey he wanted even if he cried and grabbed the ground in a daze, and let the sword roll all over the ground.

Lin Xiuxiong finally took Jianming away by force, stopped the farce with a marshmallow, and the three of them continued to visit the market. After walking through the long vegetable vendor stalls, and then through the colorful cloth stalls, we came to a small stall selling toys.

There are boys' dreams here, and all kinds of firearms and toys are dazzling, including projectiles, gunpowder, and water spraying, which are all strange, which makes Lin Xiuxiong can't help but be hot.

As a veteran, Lin Xiuxiong loves guns and hopes that his juniors will one day be able to carry guns, which is why he chooses firearm toys.

"Well, the projectiles and gunpowder are good, a little bit of a gun, but it's a pity that you are too small to play safely, so let's buy two spray water first, and when you are older, I will take you to buy the others." Alas, your parents, you know how to live all day long, and you are reluctant to buy a toy, how can a boy not play with a gun? ”

Lin Xiuxiong seemed to be very nostalgic for the past, muttered to himself, and carefully selected two water spray guns, one large and one small, the big one was an imitation 79 semi-automatic rifle (?) It's a bit fuzzy, it should be), silvery-white, the small one is an imitation of a five-four hand, a gun, and a red one.

"Xiaocheng, you are big, just use this big one, Xiaoming, you are still small, use the small one first."

Jian Ming was very disappointed at the time, and all he thought in his heart was that the small gun was not as powerful as the big gun, and if there was a war, holding the small gun would be looking for death.

"No, I want a small gun."

"Uh, okay, give you a small gun, Xiao Ming, you use a big gun."

"Haha, okay, thank you, second uncle."

Jian Ming was happy at the time, and he grabbed the big gun as if he had grabbed it, and his heart was full of bad thoughts: Hehe, it turns out that my cousin wants to be a big official, this stupid goose, the one who uses a small gun is not necessarily a big official, only those who are strong in war can be a big official, go back and see if you surrender.

Lin Xiuxiong didn't know the children's thoughts, he was originally worried that Jianming was too small and it would be inconvenient to use a big gun, so he bought a large one and a small one, but unexpectedly, things were the opposite, the big ones liked the small ones, and the small ones liked the big ones.

"Haha, Xiaoming, you stinky boy knows that he is greedy, this kind of gun is brittle, it will break when he falls, you must be careful when you play, if it is broken, you will not play."

"Hehe, second uncle, I know, let's go back quickly!"

"Okay, pay the money and leave."

Lin Xiuxiong saw that the little brothers had their own love, so he was relieved to settle the account, and took the two little ones home, he didn't know why Jian Ming was in a hurry to go back.

When they got home, the little brothers returned to their own world, and with new toys, they had new rules of the game.

"Brother, we have a gun, let's play war, right?"

"Okay, I want to be the Eighth Route Army!"

"Uh, okay, I'll be a rebel and a rebel, but we have to talk about it, you can't fight when you are flooding, my gun is big, and the irrigation is slow."

"Haha, I'm the Eighth Route Army so I won't bully people, just wait until you're full and then fight."

"Hehe, okay, fill the water and you go to the kitchen and wait, I'll hit you when it's full, see who is more powerful?"

"Hmph, I'm the Eighth Route Army, you are a rebel and a radical, of course I'm amazing."

"Hehe, I won't know until I've beaten it!"

Jian Ming's heart suddenly blossomed, this stupid cousin knew that he would be a big official, and he would not be able to bully and bully him well, he didn't know how stupid he was.