Chapter 38: A Scholar from an Alien Planet
Zhen Yaofeng was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”
The old man looked around, leaned his head over and whispered, "This house is haunted!" ”
Haunted? Are there really ghosts in this world?
In fact, Zhen Yaofeng does believe that there are some things in this world that cannot be explained by science, such as Liu Gang standing in the living room, she successfully refreshed Zhen Yaofeng's understanding of extraterrestrial life. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
But when it came to ghosts and gods, Zhen Yaofeng expressed doubts.
"I know you young people don't believe this, but there are several families living in this house, and they were all scared away because of the haunting, otherwise do you think the rent would be so cheap?"
After the old man finished speaking, he pulled Zhen Yaofeng to the door and pointed to the door frame above his head: "Don't believe it, the landlord just asked the Taoist priest to do the law a while ago, and then the Taoist priest said that the ghosts in this house are deep and can't live in people, but the landlord doesn't want to waste this house, so he rents it out." ”
Zhen Yaofeng looked at the peachwood sword and rune paper hanging on the door frame, and smiled helplessly.
Seeing Zhen Yaofeng turn around and walk towards the house with a disdainful face, the old man hurriedly said, "Young man! If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you! ”
"Thank you, I'm hard-hitting, I'm not afraid of haunting."
After Zhen Yaofeng closed the door, the old man stood at the door and muttered something, and finally could only return to the next door in a huff.
Anyway, Zhen Yaofeng doesn't live in this house, even if it's haunted, there is no movie about aliens vs. ghosts, and it must be popular when filmed.
Liu Gang opened the box, turned his head and said to Zhen Yaofeng, "There won't be anyone else in this room to disturb us, right?" ”
Zhen Yaofeng nodded: "Yes, you can drag out the old driver of your planet." ”
Liu Gang got Rab 9741 out of the box, fixed him to the chair with the silver bandage, and put all the alien high-tech equipment brought out of the spaceship in the box, and after doing all this, she reached out and patted Rab 9741's head, waking him up.
"Uh..."
Rab 9741 had a pained look on his face, and when he came to his senses, he began to struggle frantically, and his mouth kept whispering.
"I'm going to eat spicy strips! I'm going to eat spicy strips! I'm going to eat spicy strips! ”
Fortunately, the silver bandage was very strong, no matter how Rab 9741 struggled, the chair didn't move at all, but Zhen Yaofeng looked at his eyes cracking and wanting to eat spicy strips, as if he was addicted to drugs.
It seems that the spicy strips do hurt the aliens enough.
"How are you going to get him to quit spicy strips? I suggest that you slowly reduce the amount from one pack of spicy strips to three spicy strips every day, and one spicy strip on the last day, so that he can completely quit slowly, otherwise it will be easy to hang up if you don't give spicy strips all of a sudden. Zhen Yaofeng proposed.
Liu Gang shook her head, she took out a palm-sized purple cube, held it in front of Rab 9741, and pinched it hard, the purple cube shrunk into a ball like a sponge and released a purple smoke at the same time.
The purple smoke floated on top of Rab 9741's head and did not disappear, as if it was fixed in the air, as Rab 9741 inhaled the purple smoke into his body, he slowly regained his composure, but he still muttered "I want spicy strips" in his mouth.
"This is a potion brought from our planet, it can keep Rab 9741 calm, I hope this will continue for a while and after the effect of the spicy strip wears off, he will get better." Liu Gang said.
Zhen Yaofeng nodded, he walked around in the newly rented house, still immersed in the joy of picking up a big bargain, turned on the computer and connected to the Internet for a while, but he didn't expect the Internet speed to be quite fast.
Liu Gang walked up to Zhen Yaofeng and said, "Help me and find the other partners." ”
Zhen Yaofeng sighed and sat back on the sofa, he told Liu Gang about his current economic situation and borrowing money to pay rent, and then emphasized that he couldn't do anything without money on the earth.
"So, it's okay for me to help you find your crazy alien friends, but the premise is that I have to have the money to pay the rent, and like the last time I asked my friend to help, I have to ask someone to, and it costs money to, otherwise who will help next time?"
Liu Gang didn't seem to understand the meaning of masturbation, but she understood that Zhen Yaofeng was very short of money now.
"I remember the last time we talked about this problem, you don't have money, I can help you go to the bank to get it, this is the most effective and direct way."
"Didn't I say you can't rob a bank? We've got to change the way, we can't do it hard... Come on, come over and study the computer first, and when you've learned all the knowledge of human beings, let's go out and find your alien friends. ”
Zhen Yaofeng is not afraid of anything else, if you want to say that Liu Gang has a fight or something, it's okay, he is most afraid that Liu Gang will rush into the bank and tell someone to give me some money to pay the rent, then everything will be ruined.
But when Zhen Yaofeng pulled Liu Gang to stand in front of the computer, he made another difficulty, because he didn't know where to start, whether to teach Liu Gang to sweep mines first, or to be a solitaire?
"This is the computer, there should be an explanation of the computer in the Xinhua dictionary, I won't say more, and then I'll teach you how to use the computer... This is the mouse, this is the keyboard, this is the monitor..."
The more Zhen Yaofeng talked, the more troublesome he became, and the more he talked, the more confused he became, Liu Gang couldn't even type now, let alone look up any information on the Internet.
Liu Gang looked at the desktop computer in front of her, and ignored Zhen Yaofeng, who was spitting stars on the side, she took out a metal glove from the pile of equipment on the ground and put it on.
"You stand back."
Seeing this, Zhen Yaofeng hurriedly jumped behind Liu Gang, and saw Liu Gang raise his gloved hand and put it on the computer screen.
The moment her hand touched the computer, the glove burst out with a dazzling white light, and at the same time, the picture on the computer screen began to jump rapidly, Zhen Yaofeng saw all kinds of software jumping non-stop, countless web pages opened and closed at a frequency that could not be seen by the naked eye, and he stared at the computer screen for a few seconds before feeling dizzy.
All kinds of movies, music, news, and materials flashed on the screen, and there was a murmur of electricity in the stereo.
Looking at Liu Gang again, her eyes were glowing white, just like a robot, and the expression on her face also changed as the screen switched on the computer screen.
"The human world is truly amazing..."
After Liu Gang finished muttering, he still stood straight in front of the computer and said to Zhen Yaofeng with his eyes shining: "Don't bother me for the time being, I want to learn your human knowledge through the computer..."
"Okay, you study hard first, I'll go to the balcony to smoke a cigarette."
Of course Zhen Yaofeng was willing, he didn't expect Liu Gang to have such a black technology, it seems that the glove can extract knowledge from the computer, but this saves him trouble.
He went to the balcony of the bedroom and opened the window, from which he could see the opposite side of the house, and he took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but it was not lit for a long time.
"How can you get some money? An Song's fifteen hundred yuan, I can't borrow it and never pay it back, alas..."
Although he and An Song have a strong relationship, he always feels uncomfortable when the rent money is pressed on him.
Zhen Yaofeng thought about it, and suddenly thought of something, he frowned, then slowly stretched out, and finally took out Nokia as if he had made some kind of decision, turned out an unfamiliar number, and dialed it.