Play dead

"So, what's so fun here~"

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After walking for a long time, Chen An, who finally came here, looked at the endless sea of crimson flowers in front of him, and finally couldn't help but complain again.

"Except for the lily of the valley here, the lonely ones don't even want to come to the fairies, what's so fun?

Do you still want to learn from me and kidnap a MΓ©ti here?

No kidding, there is only one wild MΓ©ti Cinco, and there will never be a second one. ”

Marisa slapped Chen An on the arm hard, blowing her beard and glaring at him.

"Hey, why are you so long-winded. It's all here, do you still want to turn around and go back? ”

Chen An's skin is rough and thick, and he takes Marisa's slapping as a massage at all.

He touched his chin and pondered it seriously.

"I think you're right, let's go back."

Chen An nodded in a similar way, then turned around and wanted to slip away.

Staring ~ staring ~ staring ~

Marisa didn't say a word, just kept staring at Chen An with her eyes.

Although Chen An made up his mind to ignore Marisa's staring skills, he took two steps, but he still couldn't bear the feeling of being on his back behind him, and had to stop.

He raised his hands above his head and made a gesture of surrender.

"Okay, you're good, you're good. I'll just accompany you. ”

"That's what it looks like."

Marisa withdrew her gaze in satisfaction, and looked at the sea of lily of the valley flowers with one hand on her elbow and chin in the other.

"Hmm~ How do you pass the time?"

"Passing the time?"

Chen An suddenly came to his senses, and with a hammer, he said with great certainty:

"Sleep!"

Chen An cleverly tried to convince Marisa with words.

"Black and white, I'm a person from here. I would like to tell you in a very affirmative tone that there is no better place in the world to pass the time than sleeping.

No matter how boring it is, no matter how long it is, as long as you close your eyes and sleep beautifully, you will find - wow~ How beautiful the world is, time flies so fast.

And then you'll find out again, ouch, I want to sleep again. ”

Chen An crackled and flickered a lot of nonsense, and then looked at Marisa with what he thought was the most sincere gaze.

"How's that, black and white. Intrigued? When our hearts are moved, we will each find a place here and sleep beautifully, shall we? ”

"Finished? Shut up when I'm done, I'm still thinking about things. ”

Marisa didn't look at Chen An at all, said casually, and waved his hand to signal him to cool off.

Hey, black and white's reaction doesn't seem right. Shouldn't this fool be blinded by his flickering eyes, and then stumble around looking for a plot to sleep on?

Chen An muttered in his heart that Marisa seemed to have become smarter, and at the same time, he turned his mind unrelentingly, intending to continue to fool Marisa.

"Hah! Got an idea! ”

But before Chen An could think of a line, so that Marisa could be as lazy as him, and then when she slept beautifully in the warm sunshine and the endless sea of flowers, Marisa jumped up excitedly, and then stepped on Chen An's feet and thought of an idea.

Chen An: "......"

"Holy! It hurts! ”

Chen An's face turned pale, and he also jumped up like Marisa.

"It hurts, it hurts...... It hurts to death! ”

He jumped around with his feet in his hands, screamed for a while, and suddenly fell into the sea of flowers with a clatter.

And then it didn't move, as if it were dead.

Marisa's expression was embarrassed, and she squatted next to Chen An, who was pretending to be dead.

She poked Chen An's arm with her fingers, very speechless.

"Hey, you don't need to be lazy, right?"

Chen An: "......"

He remained motionless, as if he were dead.

Marisa grew speechless.

While she was speechless, she became more and more angry,

Marisa withdrew her fingers, stood up and kicked Chen An's body.

"Hey, don't play dead, get me up quickly."

Chen An: "......"

He remained motionless, as if he were dead.

Marisa saw that Chen An was still like this, and finally couldn't help but be angry.

"Bastard! I said, hurry up and get up for the old lady! ”

Marisa roared angrily, as if she wanted to step on a dead bug, and stomped on Chen An's hand, who was pretending to be dead.

Chen An: "......"

Chen An no longer dared to pretend to be dead. He understands Marisa's temper, and if he can't explode, he will definitely not show mercy.

He withdrew his hand with a snort, for fear that his hand would be trampled on by Marisaβ€”it hurt!

Chen An got up from the ground and said indignantly:

"Don't you see I'm lying on my back? You want to whip the corpse, you crazy pervert! ”

Marisa raised her eyebrows and smirked.

"Hehe, you're going to have to be crazy to deal with a cheeky guy like you.

I didn't see why you didn't move before, I was crazy, did you get up immediately? ”

"Hey, fierce woman."

Chen An pursed his lips, and he didn't bother to bother with Marisa.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you more, let's talk about it, what the hell do you think, are you going to sleep?"

"You lazy bone, don't you have nothing in your head but laziness?"

Marisa glanced at Chen An angrily and stretched out her hand to him.

Chen An was stunned. Looking at Marisa's outstretched hand in front of him, he was really confused.

"What are you reaching for? Want to shake my hand? ”

"Who wants to shake hands with you, I'm asking you for something!"

Mo Sha rolled his eyes at Chen An angrily, and said:

"Camera. Anyway, you can change anything, give me a camera like Wenwen.

There's nothing here, I can't think of anything to do but take pictures. ”

"So, find a place to sleep."

Chen An muttered in frustration, and fulfilled Marisa's wish, and took out a mobile phone from his arms that could be used to take picturesβ€”his own.

He shifted his hand to take a picture and handed her phone to Marisa.

"Well, you want something. It just so happens that I have a mobile phone, so you can make do with it. ”

"Hey, is it the kind that Ji Haitang Yu used immediately?"

Marisa fiddles with her phone for a while as if she has never seen the world, which satisfies her curiosity.

She pressed her mobile phone a few times at Chen Anhe and the surroundings, and then looked at the photos that appeared on the screen, and her mouth couldn't help but pout.

"It's not pretty, it's bad!"

Chen An squinted his eyes and hit Marisa mercilessly.

"Nonsense, do you think you're a professional photographer? If you don't look at it, you just take it randomly, and it's good to be able to see the photo! ”

Marisa pouted even higher, and she retorted unconvinced:

"Don't look down on people! Didn't Wenwen take pictures and never look at them directly? She shot so well, why can't I. ”

"Wenwen ......"

Chen An was silent for a moment, and suddenly sighed.

He patted Marisa lightly on the shoulder, looking at her with pity in his eyes.

"I'll tell you the truth, if you're a little luckier than those amateurs, you might be able to get a few photos that can match them.

But compared with Wenwen, I advise you to hurry home and wash and sleep, and then try to see if you can dream and win her. ”

Although Wenwen's news is mostly all kinds of gossip, and most of them are made up, the photos that appear on her news are all excellent and impeccable!

The title of honest and honest paparazzi Wen is not blown, Wenwen's photographic skills that have been trained through various dangerous candid photography can almost be said to be superb!

Chen An bets, not to mention Gensokyo, even in the outside world, there will be few photography skills comparable to Wenwen!

Marisa's mouth pursed so much that she could almost hang an oil bottle, and she waved her phone angrily.

"It's all said, don't look down on people, you guy! Isn't it just a few photos? Let's see how the old lady shoots it for you! ”

"Hey, hey, shoot it. You shoot it. ”

Chen An looked at Marisa's hand fluttering, and it seemed that the mobile phone was about to be thrown out, and he didn't continue to hit her.

- What a joke! His phone is in Marisa's hand, what if he accidentally blows it too much and Marisa throws his phone away? Don't you want money for your phone?

Chen An's perfunctory attitude made Marisa dissatisfied. But after thinking about it, she didn't continue to trouble Chen An in the end.

"Humph! You despised fellow, give me a good look! ”

Marisa left such a declaration for Chen An in an imposing tone, and took a photo of it nearby.

"It's just telling the truth, is it only that true?"

Chen An sighed helplessly, and didn't bother to disturb Marisa, who was taking pictures with great interest, but sat directly in the sea of flowers, and then lay down.

Chen An rested his head on his hands and looked at the sky in a daze without saying a word.

The sky was blue and clear, clean and there were not even clouds.

Soaring birds flew through the sky, leaving no trace.

The pale gold, slightly dazzling sunlight, the chaotic wind rose. The wind lifted countless crimson petals, and they flew past Chen An's eyes as if they were dancing.

At that moment, the crimson color seemed to cover the entire sky, and it was truly beautiful.

Chen An suddenly turned his head and sighed lightly as he looked at the empty space around him.

"Ah, that's beautiful. It's a shame that I can't watch it with you this time. ”

Vaguely, Chen An seemed to see such a scene in that empty space.

The beautiful girl sat reclining, reaching out and grabbing the crimson petals flying in front of her, sighing at the beauty of the scenery while muttering that she would definitely borrow a camera next time and take a picture of it.

Chen An blinked, and seemed to see the tired girl snuggling up to him again.

It's just that when he wanted to reach out and stroke the girl's hair as he did in the past, his hand suddenly stopped in the air.

"The present is the beginning, not the past. Well~ It's really stupid. ”

The man caught a glimpse of the girl who was happily shooting around from the swaying plant, scratched his head in annoyance, muttered, and closed his eyes like that.

The light faded, ushering in a darkness where there was nothing.

Familiar and ...... Lonely.

……