As the saying goes, when people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

No, Liu Yifan wonders if he is currently possessed by the god of decay, or if he has stepped on the **** while walking, this unfortunate thing is one after another.

The girlfriend who had been talking for two years suddenly broke up with him yesterday, so that he was honorably a single dog when he was about to graduate.

When I went to work at the internship company this morning, I was told by the HR manager that I would never use it again in the future, and the internship was not qualified.

Liu Yifan, who was lying on the bed, really couldn't understand why he was fired, wait, if he was fired now, how to write the internship report? What about the graduation certificate?

……

Ding, the mobile phone on the side vibrated a little, and Liu Yifan, who was lying on the bed and was in a state of distraction, didn't pay attention to him.

Ding, ding, ding......

Who would have thought that the phone would ring like crazy.

"Who, this is, and don't let people have a good rest." Liu Yifan muttered and straightened up, picking up his soon-to-be-eliminated smartphone.

Tai Bai Xing invites you to join the Immortal Realm......

Here are the invitations:

Tai Platinum Star invites Tota Heavenly King to join the group, Tota Heavenly King and you are not friends, please pay attention to information security.

Tai Bai Xing invited Lei Gong to join the group......

Liu Yifan was dazzled by this news one by one, and why are the names of these people so familiar?

Wait, aren't these the names of the well-known immortals still have titles?

After Liu Yifan was entangled for a while, he saw the message that he was still adding people, and he wanted to quit the group, but after setting the prompt message to vibrate by mistake, he threw away the phone and lay on the bed to continue sleeping.

In a daze, he felt as if his phone was emitting a golden glow......

When Liu Yifan woke up, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon, he reached out and took out his mobile phone from the bedside, picked up the mobile phone, and skillfully unlocked it, and an earth-shattering howl came out of the house.

If it weren't for the fact that everyone around me was at work at this time, it is estimated that someone would have called the police......

Liu Fan looked at his mobile phone and wanted to cry without tears, this is his only property at present, but it has become like this.

When I turned on the phone, it was white, and all the other apps disappeared, and only the WeChat icon was lying there alone.

He remembered that he seemed to have added a group, and he clicked out in a daze, but he didn't know if he had withdrawn?

Hurriedly clicked on WeChat, and found that all the previous chat records had disappeared without a trace, only the group named Xianyu was frantically swiping messages, showing that there were thousands of messages.

Liu Yifan clicked in, and was immediately overwhelmed by the overwhelming news.

"This group is so fun, I'm going to come up often in the future (a series of smiling emojis)." Electric mother road.

"Wherever the lady goes, the husband will follow (kissing expression)." Ray is fair.

"Two, this is a chat group, not a group for your husband and wife to show affection." Erlang God suddenly appeared.

"It's your business (a series of angry emojis)." Electric mother road.

"A single dog with a single dog can play wherever it is necessary." Lei Gong's words are simply a divine mending sword.

"Wang, Wang, Wang." The ID of a whistling dog suddenly appears on the screen.

"Hahaha (laughing maniacally)." The Djinn God appears.

What followed was a row of laughing faces.

……

Looking at the chat history, Liu Yifan was speechless, what kind of gods are these, they should be a group of comics.

Quitting the group chat, Liu Yifan decided to go to the circle of friends, although the current circle of friends are all selling things for micro-business, it is still very beneficial to look at it from time to time.

Someone once said that the circle of friends is regarded as a small Taobao......

found the circle of friends, Liu Yifan was shocked to find that the circle of friends had been renamed Tianting grocery store.

Heavenly Court grocery store, what the hell is this?

Liu Yifan clicked in, only to find that there were a lot of things inside, but it was a selfie sent by a friend before, and the goods sold by micro-businesses, all of which disappeared......

There are all peaches, ginseng fruits, yellow plums, and many others that Liu Yifan has never heard of.

Of course, there are also magical magic weapons, such as imitation golden hoop sticks, pseudo-Nine Heavens Divine Fire Cover or something.

There is also a book of immortal secret techniques, what Tianyantong, three heads and six arms, Tiangang thirty-six changes of all kinds of magical secret methods.

Looking at the price of these items, Liu Yifan suddenly felt cold, these things cost at least tens of millions.

Wait, what the hell is the fairy stone behind these numbers? Can't you buy these things in RMB?

Although so much RMB is still astronomical for Liu Yifan, there is always an idea that cannot be realized.

But this immortal stone made Liu Yifan completely out of shape......

Liu Yifan, who still hasn't figured out what the hell this fairy stone is, completely lost the idea of going to the grocery store.

It's like a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, but you need to answer the question correctly to eat, but you don't even understand what the question is, how to answer the question.

I just don't look at those delicacies......

Throwing the phone aside, he continued to lie on the bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze, the phone became like this, Liu Yifan was not very worried, anyway, basically no one was looking for him recently.

Not to mention that people can't do without mobile phones now, Liu Yifan, who just threw his mobile phone aside, was stunned for a while, and then picked up the mobile phone again.

Although there is only one WeChat in it that can be used, it is better to see that others are chatting, and you can also join the chat ranks, although Liu Yifan does not have the desire to chat at present......

clicked on me, Liu Yifan found that his avatar was replaced with his headshot, and his nickname was also changed to Fan Xian, but he clearly remembered that his avatar was his big fat cat, and his nickname was Little Rookie, when did he change it.

tried to modify, but found that there was no way to modify it at all, Liu Yifan gave up this idea and went to see the people in the group chatting.

After watching those people's chats for a while, Liu Yifan began to yawn, these people were so boring, all kinds of watering.

Just when Liu Yifan was about to put down his mobile phone again to rest, Tai Baixing suddenly appeared: "In order to celebrate the establishment of this group, now start sending red envelopes, all immortals prepare, see which immortal family has good luck." ”

"Hurry up, Taibai, what are you going to send (three question emojis)?" After being silent for a while, the electric mother came out.

"Yes, Taibai, you can talk about it." Lei Gong, who was closely behind the electric mother, also spoke.

"You won't prepare the Hair Immortal Stone, Taibai, if you really have a Hair Immortal Stone, I will let the Roaring Heavenly Dog bite you." Cool Erlang God said.

"Wang, Wang, to." The Howling Dog took the opportunity to cooperate.

As soon as I heard about the red envelopes, the group became completely lively, and many people who had not spoken since joining the group began to bubble......

Tai Bai Xing said: "It's started, all the immortals, the red envelope is here." ”

As soon as he heard the word red envelope, Liu Yifan's eyes suddenly lit up, the most important thing is that he has been shy recently, if he can grab a big red envelope, maybe he can also subsidize his family.

The golden light flashed, wait, why is this golden light so familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere......

However, Liu Yifan soon stopped being entangled, a red envelope appeared on the screen, and he clicked on it instantly, only to find that the red envelope had been snatched up.

What kind of people are these people, this hand speed, Liu Yifan is sure that the speed at which he clicked on the red envelope definitely did not exceed 0.01 seconds, and it was in this short moment that the red envelope was actually snatched up.

When Liu Yifan was about to click on the details to view, someone in the group began to show off the red envelopes he grabbed.

"Three hundred merit points, too white, you are too generous." Djinn Shinto.

"I also have a hundred, too white, come, Mo Da a (kissing expression)." Chang'e popped up.

Tai Bai Xing said: "(cold sweat expression) Sister Chang'e, you can't pit me, I don't want to go to the world like a canopy." ”

"If it's too white, don't worry, it's okay (shy expression)." Chang'e said.

"I can't afford to mess with this, can't I hide it, I'll dodge." After saying that, Taibai did not appear.

Here's a series of smiling expressions.

But for Chang'e, no one still has anything to say, after all, there is a lesson from the past, and no one wants to touch that mold.

"I just heard someone talking about my old pig, hey, Sister Chang'e, you are also there." As soon as I looked at the tone of his speech, I knew that it was the second senior brother who came.

"Tianpeng, it's really time for you to come, you just went offline, and you appeared, do you want to talk to Chang'e about the old relationship?" Erlang God came out again, and as soon as he spoke, he offended Zhu Bajie to death.

"Three-eyes, what do you say?" The second senior brother doesn't seem to be a good stubble.

"You talk slowly, I'll flash first." Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Chang'e said this and disappeared.

Seeing that the two of them were about to tear up in the group, Shunfeng Er suddenly said: "I heard just now that the God of Wealth seems to be going to give out red envelopes." ”

Suddenly, the two people who were about to tear apart suddenly quieted down.

"Wishing you prosperity." Accompanied by the classic words of the God of Wealth, a red envelope appeared on the screen.

Liu Yifan clicked in, but the red envelope was snatched up again.

Naturally, grabbing the red envelope began to be difficult.

"10 gold ingots, God of Wealth, you are so generous." That's what clairvoyance is saying.

"It's just a gold ingot, and the God of Wealth is sending a (crazy expression)." Electric mother road.

"Agreed, ask the God of Wealth to send another one."

"Ditto."

……

"(cold sweat expression) went on duty." The God of Wealth dropped a word, turned around and disappeared.

Liu Yifan was a little overwhelmed, what are these things, gold ingots, merit points, how do these things feel very high......

When Liu Yifan was stunned, another immortal family sent a few red envelopes, and by the time he reacted, there was nothing wrong with him for a long time.

Unconsciously, it was already dark, and in the dark room, Liu Yifan was sitting on the bed, and the faint light emitted by the mobile phone shone on his face and reflected a pair of reddish eyes.

If someone approaches and listens carefully, they can still hear the word "red envelope" muttering in his mouth.

Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the screen, and Liu Yifan clicked on it at once, prompting you to congratulate you on getting a red envelope issued by the God of Fortune.

Liu Yifan had a smile on his face, threw the phone to the side, and fell asleep while lying on the bed, not even having time to see what was in the red envelope.

He didn't know that at this time, there was a lot of noise in the group.

"Who is this mortal immortal? How have I never heard of this person. The god of good fortune spoke.

"Indeed, if you want to talk about the immortal family, although I can't know all of them, I know most of them, and I don't have this person." Birthday Star Antarctic Immortal Weng Road.

"Clairvoyant, Shunfeng Ear, you two go and find out where this man comes from." The one who can speak like this is naturally the Tota Heavenly King.

"I've inquired, and there's no news, but Taibai should know something." The downwind ear canal that didn't fall every time the red envelope fell.

"You immortals don't have to guess, if you want to know his identity, just ask him directly."

After saying this, Taibai played and disappeared again......

This made the immortals speechless, but they couldn't do anything, since the clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear didn't know his news, and Taibai, who obviously knew the news, obviously wouldn't say it.

Then you have to ask him directly......