(New story~~ Please help recommend, collect, and leave paw prints.) Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoI can't give away more than 30 essences this month, I'm so depressed. ）

The dove occupies the magpie's nest!

Do you believe it?

I believed!

In recent years, tourism has been booming, and most cities have invested hundreds of millions of dollars to build temples.

The leaders at the time were probably also pioneers who focused only on economic interests. Without investigating the background of this temple, he decided to build a Buddhist temple.

The site of this temple was given to Galeries Lafayette. How can a small god like the Yin God snatch this big Buddha? I had no choice but to live in place.

Now it's going well! However, problems also arise.

Ye Yi and I both had headaches.

For Mao?

The place where the Yin God didn't live. Could it be that this house is gone? Or should we invest in the Yin God to rebuild one? Isn't this a loss-making deal?

The two of us thanked the man with glasses, found a teahouse at random, and looked at each other with wide eyes, neither of us could hold back half of their fart.

After half a cup of bitter tea, I looked up and said, "Otherwise, we don't want this house, right?" ”

Ye Yi smiled bitterly and said, "It's good to be so simple." This time, we were calculated by Zhou Datong. ”

"How?" Why is it still related to Zhou Datong?

Ye Yiyi: "You didn't pay attention? Zhou Datong is the developer of this house, and the house has been improved by the Feng Shui Bureau before and after, I was surprised that Zhou Datong was so kind, every time he built a house, there was a feng shui master to show Feng Shui? That's why! From the moment he said that this house was given to me, he had calculated that I had entered it, and without knowing it, I promised it to you. In a way, we've reached a contractual state. I accepted it, and the house was mine. And I gave it, then it is yours. What's even more disturbing is that yesterday we recruited that Yin God, and he got on your body, even if he recognized your status. In the morning, I dragged you to that strange place and gave you such an important hint. What is it? Do you really think I'm going to save you three times in vain? That's if you want to give him a regular sacrifice to the god and make a sacrifice once a year. Three animals and five animals, now you can't send them out, don't do it! It's okay to deceive people, but it's okay to deceive God??? Can't do it! There are gods in the head. Fuck, this time it's over, I'm going to find a venue for Zhou Datong. ”

Ye Yi is nagging there alone, I'm completely stupid!

How did this fucking stupidity happen to me? There's no such thing as a free lunch in this fucking world.

I asked, "What the hell is going to do then?" ”

"I don't know." Ye Yi replied to me like this. Then looking at my bitter face, I could only sigh and say: "This is my fault, let's go to the King Kong Temple in a while, I know the abbot of the wealth in it." Let's see if I can save some money on this face. ”

No way!

The abbot of the wealth fan?

Ye Yiyi: "The abbot of Kongo Temple, Fahua, is a person with a lot of means, Buddha. He is very proficient in Buddhist scriptures and can be regarded as a person with high mana. He was the only one who was greedy for money. ”

At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Ye Yi and I drove to the Kongo Temple in the suburbs.

At this time, the incense tourists are still prosperous, and they have to admire the leader who advocates moving here, in the publicity, the King Kong Temple is directly publicized as the relics of the former site of a certain monk, and it is to hire a monk who is very famous in the Buddhist world. So that the tourism resources, projects, and reputation here are fully utilized. To be the premier tourist destination in City D. The incense is very strong.

The car was parked outside the back door of the King Kong Temple, but Ye Yi didn't go in, but made a phone call.

After a while, Master Fahua, dressed as a monk, came out of the side door, and when he saw Ye Yi, he was smiling, looking at Ye Yi with kind, kind, and relatives looking at him, I had a little scalp tingling, how did this person cultivate his temperament? This kind of temperament overflows, making people ignore his appearance.

The shiny head is the biggest feature of the looks, that is, there is no black background at all. shiny shiny. In the sunset, you can still shine with wisdom.

When Master Fahua saw Ye Yi, he proclaimed a Buddha name: "Amitabha Buddha and Lord Ye are here to give alms to poor monks?" ”

Ye got out of the car and leaned against the car door, and said with a smile: "Yes, I came to invest in you." How much discount do you give? ”

"Amitabha, Lord Ye, this is the holy place of Buddhism, how can this speech be deceived by the worldly things? Do you think 20% off is good? ”

"It's expensive."

"Right and wrong, grievances and grievances, and lingering are all cause and effect, and the wheel is reciprocated. It is excellent for the donor to give more, and the whole temple must be grateful, and you can also set up a longevity fruit position for the donor, and seek glory and prosperity for the donor in the next life. ”

"Speak human words."

"What are you going to do? 7% off for small things, 5% off for big things, no bargaining. When Fahua said this, he was full of philistine spirit at that moment.

"200,000 to buy the right to use a god seat." Ye Yi said with two fingers.

"Amitabha, donor, please come back." Fahua actually turned around and left.

"Plus a free house call." Ye Yi said.

"Deal." Fahua turned around and came back.

But for some reason, whether it is Ye Yi or Fahua, one does not take the initiative and the other does not invite. It seems that the temple gate behind him is not the temple. The two shook hands, as if an agreement had been reached, Ye Yi got in the car and left. Monk Hokke returns to the temple.

On the way back, I was puzzled and asked, "Why don't you go in?" Is this a gain or a loss? ”

Ye Yiyi: "I don't go in, because all gods belong to yin, and the more prosperous the incense is in the temple and temple, the stronger the yin energy of the god's attributes." Ordinary people can reconcile yin and yang here, and high monks even practice with the help of the yin qi of the divine attribute. But we are different, we don't believe in Buddhism, and we are always engaged in dealing with yin gods and ghosts, so this kind of yin qi with divine attributes should be contaminated as little as possible, otherwise once we are targeted by powerful guys one day, we will mistakenly think that we take the initiative to attack. As for whether it was a profit or a loss this time, it's really hard to say. He'll call me when he's arranged a room. I believe that the Yin God will also be satisfied here. ”

I said, "How do you know that the Yin God will be satisfied?" ”

Ye Yi glanced at me and said, "Let you live in Zhongnanhai, are you willing?" ”

Me: "......"

"Where are we going now?" I asked, diverting the subject.

Ye Yi smiled and said: "Go back to your own home, find your mother, Ming'er will take you to find Zhou Datong, sign the contract, and after the house belongs to you, we will wait for Fahua's call, he has found a good place, and we will open the altar and officially welcome the Yin God to the King Kong Temple as a permanent resident." ”

I couldn't help but say, "It's really troublesome, you've always been like this before?" ”

Ye Yi said: "It's really not, everything I encountered before was not troublesome, but since I met you, there has been a lot of trouble." ”

I smiled and said, "After a long time, buddy is still a broom." ”

"Hahaha." Ye Yi parked downstairs at my house, I drove the door and asked him if he wanted to go up for dinner, Ye Yi politely refused again, but when I closed the door, he said, "Ming'er remember to bring your ID." ”

Know!

I waved my hands behind my back and went home.