Jiang Daoli, who couldn't sleep, got up again and opened the bottle of the god of food. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The reason why I didn't contact the God of Food before was because Jiang Daoli really didn't know what to say, and it was okay for him to cook rice in a rice cooker, and he would stir-fry the food.

However, he figured it out, he won't, there is a lot of material on the Internet, and he can fool around as much as he wants.

"God of Food, I've been researching an artifact recently, so I haven't had time to communicate with you, and now I'm finally relieved."

"Daxian, you finally pay attention to the little god, and ask the big immortal to teach the little god the art of cooking the great immortal." The god of food returned in an instant.

The gods are different, they don't sleep at all, look at the star Lin Zi, there is no response at all.

"I can't do the great immortal art of cooking, but it's ......"

"Daxian, but what? Don't talk halfway, the little gods are dying. The god of food hurriedly said.

"Ahem, let's have a dish first, see how you do, and then I'll talk about it."

Damn, why do you want me to say it every time? Are you immortals and cultivators all selfless dedication? Don't you know that you take the initiative to say that you want to give a gift?

The immortals really don't know how to be a human being, no, they must be educated well and correct this bad problem!

"Yes, yes, it's the fault of the little god." The god of food thought about it, yes, the great immortals don't know how my dishes are cooked, and even if they want to give instructions, they don't know where to point out.

So, in the next second, Jiang Daoli had one more dish on his phone.

Why are you holding it like that? In less than a second, why did you finish frying a dish?

The picture is exquisite, no, it can be said to be very exquisite, this dish, it is a statue, yes, it is a statue, and it is also a statue of a monkey wearing a golden armor robe.

There are many master carvers in the mortal world, but they are by no means as spiritual as those carved by the god of food, with eyes as black as ink, a golden armor robe, golden monkey hair, and a stick.

Holding a golden hoop stick, looking up at the sky, revealing a sense of rebelliousness, but, is Mao kneeling?

There is a strong aura, turned into soup, if it is not for Daqian's WeChat prompt, this is a dish, Jiang Daoli Cliff will think that this is the doppelganger of the monkey, and he was deliberately sent to find him.

Looking at the WeChat description, Jiang Daoli felt drunk: one of the Monkey King packages, once swept the fairy world, and was regarded by the God of Food as a demonstration of his ultimate cooking skills.

Later, because Monkey King found out, he was forbidden to eat, and the god of food was almost beaten to death with a stick at that time.

Note: Please lift the head cover to eat, the rest of the place should not be eaten, otherwise you will be poisoned and die.

I rubbed and died of poisoning? Why do you want to kill me?

Also, what the hell is this lifting the head cover to eat? Monkey brain?

Jiang Daoli wiped the sweat on his forehead, and clicked to download: "You can't eat anything except your head?" ”

"That's right, this is one of the packages, the monkey has thorns all over his body, like poison, so I use the ten thousand poisons in the fairy world, quench the venom essence, refine it, and make it into his suit, and the monkey brain is a tonic, so I will refine the essence of ten thousand poisons and force it into the monkey brain."

"In addition, the great immortal, the monkey brain is a great tonic, when it is in the mortal world, it is very popular, if there is no Bi Ma Wen in the fairy world, it will not be allowed to eat, and it will be eaten long ago." When the God of Food said this, he said angrily: "Such a good ingredient is because that damn Bi Ma Wen is actually banned." ”

“……”

You are so tossed, you still want to eat monkeys and monkeys, do you know? If I change it, it's no wonder if I don't kill you with a stick.

Jiang Daoli understood that this god of food was completely a little expert in death, and he fought hard to hug the thighs of the great immortals.

How many people in the fairy world dare to offend monkeys?

Jiang Daoli doesn't know, but now he knows one, and that is the God of Food!

The monkey made trouble in the heavenly palace, which made the immortals unhappy, he made a set meal, specializing in monkey brains, and specially carved into the appearance of the great sage, the Jade Emperor and others estimated that when they ate this dish, they were treated as real monkeys, and they hated that they gritted their teeth and ate a cheerful.

"How many dishes does your set meal have?" Jiang Daoli asked.

"Monkeys can eat everything, such as limbs, internal organs, anyway, the places on the body that can be eaten are all considered a dish." The God of Food said.

You're ......

Forget it, I'll meet Sun Monkey in the future, ask him why he didn't kill you.

"I'll taste it first." Jiang Daoli looked at the download, then took a spoon and began to extract.

A beautiful plate with a golden dragon pattern on it, lifelike, but unfortunately, the eyes are missing, why do you think it is the finishing touch? Jiang Daoli complained in his heart about the god of food, a cook, not a painter.

Lift your skull, open your ......

Holding the grass, it's easy to think crookedly, Jiang Daoli doesn't know how to complain about the god of food, and opens the skull, which is full of lumpy things, soft and elastic, like jelly.

I carefully dug a spoonful and stuffed it into my mouth, it was sweet, with a fresh fragrance, oops, Meidi was very ......

bang

As soon as he swallowed it, he was still savoring, Jiang Daoli fell down, but fortunately he was next to the bed and fell directly on the bed.

In the bedroom, a delicate dish, the moment the head cover was lifted, it became extremely cruel, but Jiang Daoli couldn't see it, he only had one thought, that is, the things in the fairy world couldn't be eaten indiscriminately!

If the radish of the Jade Rabbit is a special product of the fairy world, it contains huge spiritual power and can temper the physique, and mortals are fine if they eat it, but the dish of the God of Food is different.

This is for the great immortals to eat, those great immortals, which one is not a powerful person, and this dish uses the ten thousand poisons of the fairy world, takes its essence, and refines it.

How terrible is the poison in the fairy world? Ordinary immortals can't bear it, and it's still ten thousand poisons, if you want to resist, you must have enough mana, or antidote, or even some immortal treasures.

Don't disagree, you don't see, enter the galaxy federation of interstellar civilization, and meet a demigod, if you don't run fast, you will be beaten into scum, not to mention that Jiangdao is not even a small scum that can't even build a foundation.

Jiang Daoli, who was in a coma, began to seep out a pitch-black impurity on the surface of his body, and there was a faint trace of blood, and the black impurities emitted a foul smell, as well as a faint smell of blood.

"Old driver Daxian, are you still there?" The god of food didn't get a response for a long time, and he suddenly became anxious, shouldn't he take my food and run to the monkey.

If the monkey knows, he will be finished, and he will definitely be beaten to death with a stick.

"Daxian, don't stop talking."

"Daxian, you have something to say."

The god of food didn't know that his great immortal couldn't reply anymore, and was stunned by one of his dishes.

……

In a daze, Jiang Daoli asked a foul smell, and hurriedly covered his nose and got up, and as soon as he stood up, the whole person was awake, and he was frightened: "Hold the grass!" ”

Looking at the monkey head that was lifted and turned into a hideous one, Jiang Daoli was really startled and paralyzed, this is too bad.

Hurriedly put the food into the storage bottle, only to notice that the whole body was full of black impurities, and the stench came from here.

Rushed to the bathroom, pushed the door, clicked, and the door flew away......

I rubbed it, what the hell is going on, I just ate a spoonful of jelly!

Moreover, how warm and dry in the lower abdomen, it feels like a hot water bottle, which is really comfortable.