"Makeup brother, do you have a problem with me - why do you have to design me such a non-mainstream look? It's been 202 years, what is your intention to get me a look from 20 years ago? Wang Dongxing complained to the makeup brother with a bitter face, the shape of the thunder split on this day is really eye-catching, it is simply the exclusive style of the patriarch of the proud family who dominates the urban and rural junction without limits. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Dongxing looked at his long hair that was picked up into a feather duster, the heavy eyeshadow two fingers wide, the tear moles specially pasted with real diamonds on the corners of his eyes, and the iron hoops of Ding Ling, who was dressed in heavy metal in the countryside and walked with Ding Ling. If Wang Dongxing boycotted the show and turned around and went to the scrap yard to sell scrap iron, the clothes on his body would be worth at least 200 yuan.

"Demon cultists also have human rights! Demon cultists also have the right to pursue beauty! What about Leng Yu? I want to see Leng Yu! I've done credit to the crew, I've filled up fuel for hype, you can't do this to me! Wang Dongxing pulled his neck and shouted like killing a pig.

Leng Yu heard Wang Dongxing's tearful accusation from a long distance, who made Wang Dongxing's shouting too loud.

"Cold guide? You see? "The makeup brother is really out of line, Wang Dongxing is now simply the second king in the crew, except for the cold jade fairy, no one can clean him up - of course, Wang Dongxing is still very well-behaved in normal times.

The cold jade fairy angrily grabbed Wang Dongxing's neck and threw him out. Wang Dongxing adjusted the angle in the sky to avoid the embarrassing situation of "butt up, flat sand and geese". He is also the second master of the crew, and it is really not good-looking if he is cleaned up like a grandson.

"What do you want to do? Rebellion? Leng Yu Fairy pointed at Wang Dongxing's nose and scolded.

Wang Dongxing curled up on the ground and pointed at himself pitifully: "Sister Leng Yu, you are judging the theory-who can stand this look?" Forget the thunderous head of the bombardment, forget the more than half a pound of cosmetics on my face, and I also recognize the leather jacket of heavy metal in the countryside, but what the hell is this dark iron mask? What kind of makeup do I wear when I wear a mask? ”

"Ed..." Leng Yu took a closer look at Wang Dongxing's dress and laughed: "Your dress is really... Xiao Liu? How did you design this? ”

The makeup brother said innocently: "It's what you asked, you said that the villain must have the appearance of a villain, so that people can find the essence of the villain at a glance." Better bring a little more nervousness..."

Wang Dongxing said depressedly: "Is neuroticism non-mainstream? Please apologize to the ignorant teenagers who are now fathers! ”

Leng Yu Fairy waved his hand and smiled: "Forget it, you can act in your true colors, it's okay if you don't make up for you, but you have to give me the evil aura of the devil!" ”

Wang Dongxing nodded again and again: "Hey! Just waiting for your words! Makeup boy, get me a pound of cleansing oil! The deity can completely explain the mystery of the devil without makeup, and there is no need for this makeup at all! ”

The makeup guy hurriedly grabbed a cotton ball to remove makeup for Wang Dongxing, makeup is also a science, and good makeup can make people young and beautiful. Back then, makeup was listed as one of the four major evil arts in Asia, and it once set off a vigorous makeup movement in the mud bombing country.

took off the heavy makeup of the bombardment, and Wang Dongxing returned to a harmless appearance. What can Wang Dongxing's face say, saying that he is handsome is definitely lowering the average level of handsome guys. His appearance can only be described as delicate, no matter how you look at it, he has a scholarly aura - of course, after this scholarly aura has a chemical reaction with his strong physique, he can be promoted to a male god.

The makeup guy smashed it and said: "Brother Dong, your face is really not suitable for playing a villain, if you don't give you makeup, you don't look like a big devil at all, you look like a student who has just walked out of college......"

Wang Dongxing smiled and said: "Don't worry, the appearance is born from the heart, and the temperament determines the appearance." Give me three minutes, and I'll give you back a big devil! ”

After saying that, he got into the makeshift dressing room opened up by the Emei faction and locked the door. He sat in his seat and smiled in the mirror and said, "Hey, aren't you?" ”

Suddenly, the air in front of Wang Dongxing was unnaturally distorted, and Wang Dongxing's reflection in the mirror lazily stretched his waist and said, "There is something to say, there is a fart." I'm still working on a counteroffensive. The main consciousness is a violation of the rules to chat with the demons, right? Aren't you afraid that the local Heavenly Dao will trouble you? ”

"Hey? I'm half a saint and I'm still afraid of this? Besides, the local Heavenly Dao has been knocked down by me, and the current Heavenly Dao is my intelligent system. How's it going, how does it feel to be in prison at the bottom of your heart? Wang Dongxing said with a smile.

Wang Dongxing in the mirror shuddered: "If you want to kill, kill it, why do you make so many moths?" ”

"What are you killing for? You are also part of my consciousness, and although I can achieve a state of perfection after killing you, am I still really me? I won't discuss this metaphysical with you, can I do me a favor? Wang Dongxing asked sincerely.

The man in the mirror scolded: "You are sick! You want to ask me for help? ”

"I am you, you are me, what is the difference between each other?" Wang Dongxing said shamelessly.

The Mirror Center Demon said dejectedly: "I finally know why I lost to you - you are more shameless than me... But what's the benefit of me doing you a favor? ”

"I'll let you out! The prison in the bottom of your heart is so comfortable that you can't want to return? Wang Dongxing quipped.

The demons in his heart are about to go crazy, and he really can't keep up with Wang Dongxing's thinking: "Are you sick?" Is it sick? You spent so much effort to seal me in the Flood Wilderness, and today you want to release me? ”

"Calm, calm..."Wang Dongxing sent a peacemaker expression and said: "It is better to settle the grievances than to settle them, when is the time for retribution?" You were born to kill me and replace me, right? But have you ever wondered why you did it? There is no love without a reason, and there is no hate without a reason. Are you just trying to kill me? It doesn't make sense! What if you kill me? Become a half-saint in the world? There are three Heavenly Dao Saints squatting in this big world, and this old brother can just pull out one and kill you and me in seconds. The higher the realm, the greater the restriction, and if you want to do anything wrong, you will definitely be punished by God. So you're definitely being taken advantage of! ”

When the heart demon heard this, he muttered, "yes, why should I kill you?" Is it the point of my existence to kill you and replace you? But who sets this meaning? Why do I have to fight to the death with you? Even if I win, it won't do much good......"

Wang Dongxing couldn't help but laugh when he saw that his inner demon was in deep thought, the way of spreading, selling, brainwashing, and brainwashing was really useful, and even the Honghuang demon was fooled by himself. When the demon doubts life, the next thing is easy to do, playing the devil or something is too low-end, Wang Dongxing can play big if he wants to play!

We don't rely on makeup, the perfect job changer! If you want to ask the devil which one is stronger, the half-holy heart demon comes from the flood wilderness! (To be continued.) )