"Don't make any noise, this is my sacrifice before the war, the result of my warm-up, Gu Shenluo, are you scared?" Nezha Aite looked at Gu Shenluo with a provocative expression. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"A miscellaneous, seed, dragon, what is there to be proud of, wait for this god." Gu Shenluo dropped a sentence and also went to warm up.

"Quick, Gu Shenluo is gone, let's break up." The Howling Sky Dog hurriedly said.

Jiang Daoli: "......"

It's great that you're doing this, because the cliff doesn't allow outsiders to get a little benefit, even if the benefit is not eye-catching.

Jiang Daoli found that this group of immortals is very xenophobic, yes, it is xenophobic, if there is nothing to do, they will squeeze Gu Shenluo, and they want to teach him a lesson, and now they have to drive him away first.

I have to say that Jiang Daoli likes it very much, because he doesn't like Gu Shenluo either, he is too funny, too arrogant, and he doesn't look at who is in this group.

Nezha, Yang Jian, is definitely the god of war in the fairy world, Sun Monkey, the legendary Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, although there is water.

Forget about these, didn't you see the Jade Emperor, are you all in the group?

You are an alien immortal, and you dare to tease here.

Jiang Daoli could imagine that after the dueling arena opened, Gu Shenluo would definitely be beaten into a joke.

"Come on, divide the dragon meat."

As soon as Gu Shenluo left, Nezha shouted and decisively sent a red envelope.

Ding, Nezha sent a dragon.

Snatched it decisively, ding, did you grab Nezha's red envelope, did you open it?

Naturally, it was opened, Jiang Daoli opened it with a smile, and then found that it was a basin of dragon blood.

Dragon's blood, a good thing, the whole body of the dragon is a treasure, this dragon's blood, even if you don't use it, can also be used to cultivate a cheating pet, although this pet is even scum in the eyes of the gods.

Jiang Daoli wanted to laugh very much, but he still held back, this kind of thing must be snickered, I don't know what kind of wonderful expression Gu Shenluo will have when he comes back.

Ding, Nezha's red envelope was robbed in two seconds, and Zhu Bajie is the king of luck.

Two seconds, it is very short for mortals, and it is very long for the gods to grab a red envelope, because few people rob it, and the cheating immortals can't look down on the dragons with impure blood, and the low-level immortals can't grab them.

When I opened the red envelope, Zhu Bajie ranked first, grabbed the dragon and whipped one.

Then a group of immortals below grabbed it, and Lu Dongbin grabbed a piece of dragon scales, which was really miserable.

He Xiangu grabbed a piece of dragon meat, and saw that everyone else was one by one, and Jiang Daoli, who grabbed a pot, felt that he was the king of luck.

"Haha, good, good thing, this time the feed can be better matched." Zhu Bajie laughed.

"What's the use of making up more, can you still make the fairies fall in love with you?" A burst of sarcasm rang out.

"......" Zhu Bajie was very sad, because there was more than one person who said that, hundreds of immortals, and they instantly swiped the screen.

Just when Zhu Bajie was sad, a small video was posted, and Jiang Daoli saw that it was sent by Chang'e.

Decisively clicked open, but there was no figure, only a Guanghan Palace, and there was a resentful piano sound in the palace, well, it must be resentful, after all, one person has lived for so many years.

"Chang'e's piano sound is so beautiful, if I can hear Chang'e's sister's piano every day, my old pig is willing to die." Zhu Bajie came out with an intoxicated face.

There was a row of retching sounds under the "vomit ......", and Nezha said even more disdainfully: "Zhu Bajie, can you get out of the way, every time Chang'e rejects you, you will prepare the feed, and then sleep for thousands of years, just wake up, and want to sleep again?" ”

Jiang Daoli was stunned, Zhang Sanfeng said that Zhu Bajie could sleep, it turned out that he was heartbroken by Chang'e, and what happened to this feed? Although you are a pig, you are also a god pig, do you still eat feed?

"I see, I thought Zhu Bajie was sleeping and practicing, but it turned out that he was hurt by Chang'e, that feed, in order not to delay the cultivation time, to mix a bunch of immortal medicines together, right?" Zhang Sanfeng looked suddenly enlightened.

"Wang, let's do the math, how many times has Zhu Bajie slept?" The whistling dog escapes.

"Before Journey to the West, was rejected by Chang'e eight times? Or nine times? Anyway, he slept for tens of thousands of years several times that time, if he wasn't so able to sleep, how could the Jade Emperor degrade him to a pig. ”

"Hey, what about after Journey to the West? Although the sleep time was a little shorter, he slept every day, and the journey of several years made him sleep for ten years. "This is the little white dragon, the god mending the sword.

Hold the grass, this can't live, Zhu Bajie's blushing face is called a wonderful: "What are you talking nonsense, the old pig is just sleepy and practicing." ”

", you don't deserve to sleep on good feed, you can sleep for three days and three nights at most." The Roaring Sky Dog grinned and hit mercilessly: "Yutu told me, you are completely sad, some time ago, I heard that you also stole into the Guanghan Palace. ”

"It seems that it is to chase the roaring dog, but Chang'e can't catch up, so change to the roaring dog? Tsk, I found that Zhu Bajie's taste is getting heavier and heavier. Nezha came out again, and ruthlessly uncovered the scars.

"Poof"

A large group of spitting sounds, including Zhu Bajie, but he should have sprayed pig blood.

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, Chang'e refused, you can go to Wu Gang's, after all, it's also on the moon, why do you fall in love with a dog?" This is Lu Dongbin.

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A group of immortals echoed, don't laugh, Jiang Daoli also laughed, fell in love with Wu Gang, what did Lu Dongbin think?

Zhu Bajie was annoyed and angry: "Slander, you are all slander, how can I have the good of Longyang?" Who doesn't know that I like women? ”

"Ahem, these days, Wu Gang can fall in love with the laurel tree, and it is not impossible for Zhu Bajie to fall in love with a dog." Nezha is a quiet tunnel.

“……”

Then, there was a burst of crazy laughter, and Zhu Bajie swore angrily: "I swear, if I don't find this rumor-mongering old pig, I won't be surnamed pig in this life!" ”

"You think it's beautiful, you think we'll find it for you? No way, we won't help you find it, pigs will always be pigs! ”

Are you originally a pig, and do you want to be surnamed a pig? When Jiang Daoli found out that Zhu Bajie still had wit, didn't he want to look for it and admit that he fell in love with the Roaring Sky Dog?

"Wang, Zhu Bajie, don't hit my attention in the future!" The Howling Sky Dog said with a fierce face.

“……”

Who made the hell out of your mind? Who hit you up? Zhu Bajie roared with grief and indignation in his heart, but ...... No one birds him.

It's too much of a bully for pigs, Jiang Daoli can't stand it anymore, I didn't expect to talk nonsense with Yutu at the beginning, Zhu Bajie was hurt so much, well, I definitely won't bother Chang'e in the future.

Just as the immortal world was bullying Zhu Bajie, a faint voice came: "You haven't heard it, isn't this piano played by Chang'e?" ”

“……”

The immortals were silent for a while, and then looked up, Jade Emperor, hold the grass, aren't you fighting with Taishao Laojun and them?

"This is my rabbit playing, and I'm in charge of shooting the video." Chang'e looked at everyone innocently.

"Hush." There was a burst of boos, and then everyone ran away, listening to the piano on a loop, and the people watching the small video turned off instantly, what should they do seriously.

Or does the Jade Emperor understand Chang'e, Jiang Daoli is very sure, the Jade Emperor often steals to the Guanghan Palace, well, by the way, retract his previous evaluation of the sound of the piano, how can the Jade Rabbit be resentful, at most it is empty, otherwise why hold the radish every day?

Seeing that these people had finished talking, the Jade Emperor went to fight again, and Jiang Daoli began to bubble: "You are friendly. ”

"Hello group leader, old driver Daxian, you finally came out." The familiar few greeted each other, and the rest of the immortals greeted the group leader in a few ways, and the rest did not move.

"Poor Dao has just made an artifact, and there are still many places that have not been perfected, so you fellow Daoists have a lot of forbearance." Jiang Daoli thought about it, but decided to be modest, otherwise Nezha would casually slaughter a dragon to show you.

"Old driver, open the dueling arena quickly, I want to duel with Gu Shenluo." Nezha shouted.

"Wait a minute, the sacrifice of the ancient god Luo has not yet come." Zhu Bajie hurriedly jumped out: "Let me taste the taste of the immortal beasts of the ancient god galaxy." ”

You have a lot of ideas, and we want to taste it, this is the voice of the immortals, and it is also the voice of Jiang Daoli.