Chapter 13: The Brain Was Kicked by a Donkey
Yu Zifei, who was just watching Qingyang Xiaocen and Bai Xiaoman's liveliness, opened his eyes that were squinted like foxes, looked at this group of people, carefully identified them, and shook his head to indicate that he didn't know them at all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Turning his head to look at Bai Xiaoman and Qingyang Xiaocen, Bai Xiaoman lowered his head and pretended to pick up a cup to drink tea, his eyes looked away, Qingyang Xiaocen clasped his hand on the table, his index finger clicked and clicked, looking at the gang with an indifferent face, and then at Yu Zifei.
Yu Zifei gently knocked on the table with his knuckles and said, "I don't know them, but someone came out to rob them in broad daylight under the banner of Ben Wan?" ā
At this time, the leader happened to roar at this time: "Lao Tzu is a relative of King An, and when he sees King An, he has to shout his big cousin!" Isn't your splendid clothing shop Qingyuan? I should know that my eldest cousin, His Royal Highness King An, and your boss are good friends, who doesn't know in the whole Jincheng? Why don't you hurry up and bring out all the best cloth and satin! ā
It was Yuzi's turn to cry or not laugh, he asked: "It seems that I have to rectify the door when I go back, what is the name of my King An?" Why are they corrupted here? ā
Bai Xiaoman put on a face, I'll take a look, I don't talk to look lively, Yu Zifei asked depressedly: "You two are looking at my jokes?" ā
Bai Xiaoman hurriedly shook his head, but Qingyang Xiaocen was not polite, and said, "I'm not just watching your jokes, I'm watching how your relatives rob my shop!" ā
Yu Zifei was so angry that he raised his head and dried the tea in front of him, and was about to get up, when he suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked Bai Xiaoman: "Didn't you help Xiao Cen solve the problem of selling fakes in the store just now?" Why don't you care about self-cultivation at this moment? ā
Bai Xiaoman laughed so hard that the chicken thief: "Just now I bought things and they were shoddy, but what I lost was my real money, and now these people are under the banner of King An, and the scourge is Qingyuan's money, Qingyuan's money is more, and it makes no difference if there is less of this, this matter has nothing to do with me, I don't deserve to be this bird." ā
Yu Zifei raised his head slowly, with an embarrassed expression: "However, this king doesn't want to show his identity, and if it spreads out in the future, King An will walk the streets and alleys at every turn, how can this king's reputation be good!" ā
Bai Xiaoman's eyes rolled, and he thought, as far as your reputation is concerned, do you still need to be ruined? Mouth to Qingyang Xiao Cen Nunu: "The boss can't be in a hurry, what are you anxious about, after the prince returns to the house, he will send his subordinates to check out who these gang of evildoers are, and when the time comes, they will not clean up as much as they want." ā
Yu Zifei looked like he had an epiphany, and he no longer wanted to get up.
Qingyang Xiaocen lightly tapped the table with a fan, his eyes drifted to Bai Xiaoman, and asked, "How can Qingyuan's money be robbed casually?" Your money is money, my money is not money? It's also earned by a penny. Even the people who wipe the tablecloth are moon-spinning, so the money won't be less, right? ā
After Qingyang Xiaocen finished speaking, Yu Zifei nodded with satisfaction, and the two stared at Bai Xiaoman at the same time.
Bai Xiaoman laughed twice: "Aren't I bragging?" I'm actually just a civilian, how can I scare Qingyuan's right-hand man if I don't make a big noise? ā
Qingyang Xiaocen raised his eyelids and asked slowly, "Are you a civilian?" ā
His tone was the same, but in Bai Xiaoman's sound, the words were extremely clear, and his heart was nervous, and he regretted that he had just yelled at the shopkeeper, and he actually listened to it in his heart. Looking at Qingyang Xiao Cen, he was looking over with an inquiring expression, his eyes were clear and open, as if what he just said was just to ask casually, and there was no other meaning.
But Bai Xiaoman always had a feeling that this Qingyang Xiaocen seemed to know something.
Seeing that Bai Xiaoman was silent, Qingyang Xiaocen was noncommittal: "Also, how can a young lady raised by a person who is not rich or noble, open her mouth and close her mouth." ā
Bai Xiaoman was angry when she heard this, her eyes puffed out, and in the end she just twisted her head to the side, she didn't bother to argue, although the words were not good, it was better than being recognized.
"What should I do? Robbery by them? Yu Zifei was still a little anxious, and didn't notice that Bai Xiaoman was angry because of Qingyang Xiaocen's words.
Bai Xiaoman took a sip of tea and said, "Do you ancient people like to pay private interviews?" Obviously I'm really here, something that can be solved with one mouth, ask me why is a person who behaves rudely? ā
At this time, the gang had almost swept away the Qing Garden, and the big man at the head shouted: "There is still one in the warehouse, let me go in and get it!" ā
The shopkeeper and his buddies were almost crying, and the other customers in the store had already dispersed in a hurry, and the only ones left were Bai Xiaoman, Qingyang Xiaocen and Yu Zifei, who were not afraid of things.
There were a few sturdy guys who wanted to go up to stop them, but they were beaten up in an instant, and the rest of the people only dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak.
After a while, there were two people carrying a brown wooden box, Bai Xiaoman looked anxious and stood up, it was all she bought just now, and she had already paid the silver taels, because there were too many, and the shopkeeper didn't dare to slack off, so he found a huge box and packed it, ready to send someone to deliver it to the door later.
"That's my clothes and cloth, I've already paid for it, if you want to rob it, don't beat my clothes!"
When the big man heard this, he laughed arrogantly: "Yours? Your broken things can be taken by my uncle, that's your blessing! Rob? Who robbed? I think you're impatient, aren't you? ā
Bai Xiaoman glared at him angrily, and the big man scolded and scolded: "What do you see? Haven't seen the royal family? Or do you have a crush on the uncle? Do you want to follow my uncle and go back to be my eighth aunt? Look at your small appearance is also Peugeot, come to the uncle to accept you! ā
Speaking of the last sentence, the tone is already very obscene and lewd.
Qingyang Xiaocen suddenly clenched the jade bone fan, turned around and stared at the big man, Yu Zifei also put down the crossed Erlang's legs, and was about to stand up, when he suddenly heard a "bang", it was the sound of Bai Xiaoman slamming the water cup on the table, and then stood up and scolded: "Damn!" Did the old lady hit the evil today? You are all unconscious, and you are all here to provoke me? You are a bunch of briquettes, you really force the old lady not to see the righteousness and bravery! ā
The big man was stunned by her scolding, he couldn't understand what she said, anyway, he scolded himself, and was about to step forward to beat someone, Bai Xiaoman also took a step forward, and then stopped urgently, bent down at Yu Zifei, and asked in a low voice: "Are you sure they are not your relatives?" ā
Yu Zi didn't know why, but Ma Li nodded.
"You don't even know each other?"
Yu Zifei nodded again.
Bai Xiaoman's mouth said: "Gotcha! Mother, I'm relieved now! ā
The big man couldn't figure out which one Xiaoman was playing, and looked at her in a daze.
Bai Xiaoman coughed and immediately roared and scolded: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly!" I am a relative of His Royal Highness King An, and I have to call him a big cousin in theory, why have I never heard of such a person as you? Not to mention any family banquets and state banquets, I have never seen you. You speak vulgarly, do things obscenely, you are not a serious person at first glance, take advantage of the store did not report to the official and hurry up to get out of me, otherwise you don't have to go to the official mansion, follow me to the Anwang Mansion, let the eldest cousin send you down! I heard that my eldest cousin is very good at the whole person, if you are tired of being crooked, just try it, and take you, you, you, and your nine clans, pretending to be a relative of the emperor is not a small crime, not to mention robbing in broad daylight, enough for you to cut off your head several times! ā
Bai Xiaoman said, while pointing out this group of people with his hand, everyone whispered, obviously a little timid, the leader of the big man was shaken when he saw that the army's heart was shaken, although he was also a little afraid of Bai Xiaoman's words, but he couldn't lose in momentum, he was scared down by a little girl in a few words, how can he mix in front of the brothers in the future? So he raised his head and asked, "Where did you come from, a dead girl, who dares to take care of the affairs of our Anwang Mansion?" ā
Bai Xiaoman pretended to be surprised and asked, "Where did I come from?" You don't even know me, and you dare to say that King An is your eldest cousin? Don't talk nonsense! Who is my big cousin's best friend? Which store do you usually go to? What do you like to wear and what kind of food do you like to eat? Tell me about it! Can't tell, right? Don't know, right? Silly, right? You impostor! Let me tell you, I met with my eldest cousin this morning, and I will send something to his house in a while, you report your name, and I will go to tell my eldest cousin to see what kind of evil you are, making waves in broad daylight and harming the township! Dare to pretend to be a relative of the emperor? I think you're tired of being crooked, aren't you? Let the eldest cousin accept you, a little demon, unload eight pieces, and divide the corpse of five horses! ā
The face of the leader immediately changed color, and he looked Bai Xiaoman up and down several times, and Bai Xiaoman let him look at it with an arrogant face.
Yu Zifei almost squirted out a mouthful of water after hearing this, and finally swallowed it smoothly after holding it for a while, and gently kicked Qingyang Xiaocen with his foot, signaling to him, look at Bai Xiaoman, Qingyang Xiaocen seemed to not know her, and only blinked for a long time, cleared his throat, raised his head to look at Yu Zifei, and was also shocked.
Especially the shopkeeper and the guys, the brain capacity is obviously not enough, the guest in front of them who is upset with them is only a rich master, but I didn't expect it to be the royal family, really fake?
The leader of the big man seemed to think of it, and asked stiffly: "Nonsense, why have I never heard of you as a person?" ā
Bai Xiaoman sneered, with a look of disdain: "We still have to report everything to you about our family?" Which green onion are you? ā
"You say yes, who knows if you're also a liar?"
"Haha, too? In this way, do you admit that you came out to cheat under the banner of King An? ā
The big man panicked: "Nonsense! Who the hell are you? ā
"Me? Let me tell you a secret, I'm the sweetheart of the owner of my eldest cousin's best friend, Qingyuan! Some time ago, the master of Qingyuan refused the lord of Yaoqin for me, so you are offended, I really have no benefit, why don't you hurry up? ā
The big man couldn't digest this fact, but his tone was even more flustered, and his arrogance was half gone: "You're lying, right?" ā
"If Qingyang Xiaocen hadn't been devoted to me, with such a great beauty as Lord Yaoqin, such a powerful father-in-law as Prince Zheng, and the emperor's marriage, would he have been kicked in the head by a donkey?" The more Bai Xiaoman spoke, the more impatient he became.
Qingyang Xiaocen couldn't bear to close his eyes, Yu Zifei couldn't help but smile and squeezed his hand and said, "Don't be angry, listen to what other flowers this white girl can say?" ā
Bai Xiaoman struck while the iron was hot, pointed at Qingyang Xiaocen and Yu Zifei behind him, and said: "I'll count to three, if you don't get out, I'll let the two guards behind me take you down and escort you to King An's mansion, you just wait for the rest of your life to spend in prison, oh, no, maybe you don't have the rest of your life, King An, my eldest cousin is angry, and I will behead you all!" ā
The leader looked at Bai Xiaoman's fingers, and saw that Qingyang Xiaocen and Yu Zifei had outstanding temperament and strong bodies, and they were frightened by Bai Xiaoman's bloody intimidation, so he hesitated for a while, and someone behind him pulled the corners of his clothes, he thought about it, dropped a sentence "You wait for Lao Tzu", and led the group of people to disperse as birds and beasts.