Chapter 113: My Roommate Is a Drunkard...

"What's wrong?" Seeing Cheng Xiling's distracted face, Concubine Shen Meng followed her gaze and looked over, only to see that under the street lamp in the distance, a tall man seemed to have spotted them and was walking over here, "Do you know him?" ”

"No... I don't know..."Cheng Xiling hurriedly shook his head, bit his lips lightly, and hid behind Shen Mengfei with some fear. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"That's... That one... Do you still know me? Li Xiaoyang came closer, his face showed a rare twist, seeing that Cheng Xiling seemed to be afraid of him, he quickly softened his tone and said softly, "Don't be afraid... I..."

Standing in front of this fierce and vicious tall man, Concubine Shen Meng also swallowed her saliva worriedly: "I... We don't know you..."

"That's... Don't you know me either? Li Xiaoyang's gaze was tightly locked on Cheng Xiling's somewhat pale face, and seeing her shake her head in fear, a trace of gloom flashed in Li Xiaoyang's eyes.

"Here! Mina-san! Li Xiaoyang is here! Come on! ”

With a shout, Li Xiaoyang's face changed, and he immediately ran away, and then, with a burst of hula footsteps, a group of people jumped out of the side of the road without warning.

Seeing the man in charge, Cheng Xiling's face immediately turned red...

"Huh? Why are you two here? Zhou Han, who took the lead in the charge, was stunned and couldn't help but stop, "Have you seen a live thunder that is ugly and just right to set off Lao Tzu handsome and tearing the sky?" ”

Cheng Xiling smiled lightly, his eyes glanced to the side beautifully, and his finger pointed secretly, Zhou Han immediately understood, revealing a grateful smile, "Over there, chase quickly!" If you catch it, you will beat this king to death! I'm going to cheer you on!! ”

"Good lord!"

"Huh?" Seeing that Zhou Han was about to drive away with a group of junior brothers, Cheng Xiling's heart trembled, and the expression on his face suddenly fell.

However, Zhou Han soon stopped, and Cheng Xiling's heart couldn't help but tug up with hope again...

"By the way, it's dangerous for you two girls to be so late, Big Mac, why don't you send them both back?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

The two voices reluctantly rang out at the same time, but Cheng Xiling's voice was so low that it was almost negligible.

"I don't want to, I want to chase Li Xiaoyang..."

"If you're not obedient, I'll talk about your!"

“…………”

――This kind of unscrupulous boss, are you really sure that you will continue to mess with him without considering changing jobs?

On the other side, a certain ignorant and bad resulted in being ravaged by Wang Xingren, and finally the black-striped gray-haired civet cat with a blue nose and swollen face looked at the evil back not far away, holding its beloved basketball and driving away, and could only unwillingly let out a long curse that although it was incomprehensible, but it could clearly feel its angry curse: "Meow meow!! ”

The large Homo erectus, who had won the dog and cat battle, triumphantly climbed the stairs, and the voice-activated lights in the hallway were dutifully lit up as they were always awakened by the sound of his footsteps.

took out the key from his pocket and gently inserted it into the hole, but his movements couldn't help stopping, and the relaxed look on his face was instantly replaced by loneliness... Just because he knew what the scene would be like behind the door...

Cold and dark, this is like his lonely state of mind, when others are happy with the family, only endless death is with him.

“………”

Sure enough, when he opened the door, he couldn't help but sigh at a glance at his dark, hollow, and deserted home.

But then he settled down, after all, he was mentally prepared as early as when he sent his sister to Beijing, although the feeling of loneliness was uncomfortable, but it was not unbearable.

Putting the basketball in the hallway, Wei Yi wasted a lot of effort as usual to take off his dead-knotted shoes and went straight to the bathroom, which was his habit all along, and the first thing he did when he got home was to take a shower.

However, before he could take two steps, he was stunned at the door of the bathroom...

"My mother is in a bad mood today! Let me obediently go and take a shower after practicing my daily routine!! ”

This is the content of the note posted on the bathroom door, the powerful hard pen words and a cartoon of a fried black long straight girl on the payment position, all made Wei Yi's mind appear Guo Xuerao's disgusting and happy face.

Looking at the vivid cartoon image on the paper, the corners of Wei Yi's mouth hooked up a helpless but warm smile, and he also learned Guo Xuerao's mantra with great interest.

However, in the blink of an eye, the smile on his lips suddenly froze on his face, and then he suddenly woke up, his face changed greatly, and he turned around and strode towards Guo Xuerao's room!

"Click!"

Pushing open the door, what came into his eyes was still the darkness that he couldn't see, and he turned on the wall lamp, showing only the coldness and emptiness of the room, not the slender figure he thought.

"She's back? But where have the people gone? Wei Yi closed the door with a puzzled expression, and then searched in various rooms, but found no sign of her.

Wei Yi was sure that the note on the bathroom door was still there when he left the house in the morning...

"Forget it, let's exercise first..."Wei Yi shook his head and put all the distractions away, although he was very tired from practicing in the arena and the Starlight Stadium by now, but in order to successfully complete the last game of the Yunhe qualifiers and give a certain professional who fights the street the motivation to continue writing, he was still ready to grit his teeth and drag his tired body towards the four training equipment.

The training plan is ready-made, Guo Xuerao has already made it, because she should not be there according to the script from Monday to Friday, so the training plan was written on paper by her and stuffed on the tea table in the living room.

"I'll see..."Wei Yi picked up the training plan and read it quickly, simply put, Guo Xuerao's arrangement is still more reasonable, because Wei Yi runs to and from school every day, so she compresses the time that needs to be consumed on the treadmill, and according to Wei Yi's current physical condition and the urgency of each muscle group to exercise, she has formulated a scientific and reasonable training plan centered on leg training, hand training is not delayed, and the construction of core muscles of the lower body is accelerated. Translated, you can get a bento first by practicing the treadmill and seated leg press, barbell bench press and high chest clamp trainer, and then you will be notified of the appearance.

"Let's get started!" Wei Yi stood on the treadmill with confidence, "First run 2 kilometers at a speed of 8?" Mere trifle! ”

Obviously, running is the easiest thing for Wei Yi, a scud who was delayed by basketball, if he wasn't afraid of pulling the egg out of the track, he would have wanted to soar directly to 16.

Then there is the seated leg press trainer, there are many training equipment to exercise the leg muscles, at least Guo Xuerao has no less than five kinds of her family, and the reason why she, an amateur trainer, chose the seated leg press trainer is to value its pertinence and safety.

The seated leg press trainer can train the thigh muscles and gluteal muscles in a targeted manner, which is very necessary for Weiyi. As a point guard, he is first and foremost a strong explosive force, and the explosive power at the start mainly comes from the thighs, and the acceleration period of 2-3 seconds after the start will rely on the calves to output high-quality cadence and stride, and after the speed is stable, it relies on the core strength of the muscles.

Given that point guards mainly emphasize the sudden start and frequent changes of direction, the thigh muscles, which can help with the fast start, are the focus of Guo's training program.

In addition, the seated leg press trainer also has good safety, because of the relationship between the sitting posture, the user does not need to use too much strength and attention of other muscles of the body to maintain the balance of the body, and will not be able to do some twisting movements like the yoga of the Asan family next door because of poor flexibility, so the pressure on the shoulders and spine will be greatly reduced, which can better protect the knees and lumbar spine that are very important to athletes. This is undoubtedly very suitable for people like Wei Yi who do not have any experience in using sports equipment.

According to the plan left by Guo Xuerao, the leg kicking training should be until the thighs are slightly sore, probably because of the sudden increase in training intensity today, Wei Yi's thighs began to ache after a few kicks. He didn't brace it either, and after resting a little, he went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After washing up and changing into his pajamas, he dragged out a packet of meatball dumplings from the fridge, which was his favorite late-night snack - although it was not a good choice to eat glutinous rice balls at night.

The plump and sparkling rice balls were tumbling up and down in the hot water, and he stood in the kitchen, staring at the steaming water with a somewhat dull gaze, and was losing his mind, but a string of doorbells rang without warning.

"It's coming!" Wei Yi saw that the doorbell was ringing as if he was coming to collect debts, so he hurriedly quickened his pace.

When he opened the door, he was about to complain, but he felt a figure upside down towards him, he quickly stretched out his hand to support it, and immediately felt a warm and soft touch!

"Guo Xuerao?!"

The elegant fragrance from the tip of the nose and the soft delicate body in her arms, who else could it be if it wasn't Guo Xuerao? The school uniform of the Ninth Middle School on her body, Wei Yi had seen it once before in the room.

At the moment when Wei Yi caught her, Guo Xuerao's body also stiffened suddenly, and she subconsciously wanted to push him away and get up, but her whole body was soft and she couldn't exert her strength at all.

"Don't touch me... Don't touch—" She struggled grogily, but when she opened her misty eyes, she said happily while dazed, "Huh? I... Have you arrived at Ya (home)... Belch... Ha... Who are you... I'm going wrong...... That uncle... Let's go back and be cheap..."

With that, she drunkenly broke free from Wei Yi's grasp, and walked out of the house with her head down.

Get... Go without saying... This Nizi is drunk again...

Of course, Wei Yi, who had a big head, would not let her harass her neighbors and endanger society, so he had to hook her leg and hug her horizontally.

"Huh? What do you do? Guo Xuerao suddenly struggled in horror, and said clumsily with a big tongue, "You don't want to... Put me... I... Throw it into the river? ”

A drop of cold sweat suddenly slipped across Wei Yi's forehead: "I really want to throw you into the river now..."

"Woo... You're so bad and cold... The Lun family is looking for my brother..."Her mouth was flattened, and she really cried.

"Well... Good... I'll take you to your brother... Don't cry just yet... Lie down..."Wei Yi whispered like a child, carefully resting her on the sofa - well, I'll confess, there was a moment when I wanted to use a fall instead!

"Then you... Hurry up and let me find it... Look for... Is my brother okay..."Guo Xuerao stretched out her hand and grabbed the corner of Wei Yi's clothes, and a crying face showed a rare look of pleading, which made people feel a little pity inexplicably in their hearts.

Wei Yi's heart softened, and he said softly: "You are obedient here, I'll feed you some hot food first and then go to your brother!" ”

"Don't... They're going now..."

"Wait~Good~"

"Woo... No... I want my brother..."

"I'll just wait a while~"

"I don't... Woo-"

"Smack!" Wei Yi, who couldn't bear it, reached out and picked up the belt on the sofa, and slammed it on the tea table, which immediately frightened Guo Xuerao into silence, and two tears were still trembling in the corners of her eyes.

"Toast without eating and drinking! Sit down for me! If you don't obey, be careful that I will whip you! ”

"Woo..." Guo Xuerao curled up on the sofa like a kitten, whimpering aggrievedly...

Wei Yijian twisted his eyebrows: "Cry again!?" ”

The little flower cat hurriedly covered her mouth!

Wei Yi nodded with satisfaction, turned around and walked to the kitchen, and after a few steps, he suddenly woke up and turned around and said, "That's right!" Do you feel like throwing up? ”

"I want to... Spit? Guo Xuerao repeated a sentence with a confused face, and suddenly her throat surged, and she felt an impulse to rush straight to her head!

"Sister Nun, come on! Hold it first!! Wei Yi jerked the belt on the table, strode into the bathroom, and then ran out with a basin.

Not to mention, it is estimated that Guo Xuerao is really afraid of this belt, she saw that Wei Yi asked her to hold it, she really held it back, and when Wei Yi put the basin around her mouth, her cheeks were full of bulge, and she looked so cute.

"Poof..." Wei Yi saw that her face was flushed, and the wine that came up from her nostrils actually flowed out of her nostrils, and she couldn't help laughing, and laughed directly to the ground.

Guo Xuerao puffed out her cheeks with a look of grievance, Wei Yi rubbed her face and handed over the basin again, holding back a smile: "Come, slowly spit in the basin." ”

"Huh?" Obviously, Guo Xuerao, who had a negative IQ after being drunk, couldn't understand what it meant to vomit slowly, and couldn't help tilting her head in confusion.

"Like this!" Wei Yi looked left and right, reached out and picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table and poured it, then pouted and blew out a string of small streams of water.

The groggy Guo Xuerao did the same, and carefully spit out the contents of her mouth...

I have to say that the self-cultivation of this drunkard who looks a little beautiful is still quite high!

“goodgirl!” Wei Yi rubbed her head happily, and Guo Xuerao's face also had a cute expression of satisfaction after being praised.

Wei Yi was in a good mood without soiling the living room, so he used another basin to get some hot water to rinse her mouth and wash her face, and fed her some hot soup with rice balls by the way.

Wei Yi, who was busy with all this, thought that there was something warm in her stomach, and the wine would wake up a little, but then the cruel reality profoundly taught him what it means to be too young, too simple...

"Hungry..."Guo Xuerao stood up with her head bored, touching her stomach and said pitifully.

Of course, you will be hungry, seeing that you spit out nothing but wine is wine, not even a little oil and water, do you really think you can clear the valley?

"What do you want to eat?" Wei Yi said softly, he rarely saw Guo Xuerao so well-behaved. However, seeing her turn over and sit up, Wei Yi suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart for some reason.

"Hey, hey, hey," she rubbed her face and smirked twice, "I want a baby shake." ”

"Sure enough..."The corners of Wei Yi's mouth twitched speechlessly...

――Do drunk people like to eat such abnormal things......

"The sun is setting, the Teletubbies are all home, let's eat it tomorrow..."

It seems that Wei Yi's busy work inside and outside has no effect at all except for making her more vigorous and bolder...

"Then I want 7 bear cookies..."

“… Crayon Xiaoxin also went home..."

"Ichiraku Ramen..."

“………”

“… Devil Fruits..."

“………”

"Pleasant Goat..."

“… What the hell is this..."

"Woo... Nothing... The Lun family wants something..."

"Alas..."Wei Yi sighed in discouragement, "Then you sit down for me, and I'll serve you some rice balls..."

Wei Yi can say to Tianfa Si, she definitely didn't take advantage of the danger of others to communiqué personal vendetta deliberately abused her with rice balls and didn't give her tangyuan, to be honest, that kind of glutinous rice made of glutinous rice was left in her stomach for half a day and not digested, do you want to save it until the middle of the night and then spit it out for Wei Yi to add food!?

"Tangyuan..."Guo Xuerao tilted her head and thought about it, and suddenly her face changed, as if she had evoked some bad memories, and shook her head desperately, "Don't want Tangyuan... I want a baby shake..."

“………”

In order to stop the mouth of this low-alcohol second-class product in time and prevent her from reciting the baby milkshake bear biscuits, Wei Yi turned back to the kitchen without saying anything.

"Hum—"

Wei Yi drove away with her front feet, and the mobile phone in Guo Xuerao's pocket suddenly vibrate, and she lay on the pillow and weakly took out the mobile phone and put it to her ear...

"Xue Rao..."

It's Luo Honghui's voice...

Guo Xuerao's face was lazy and confused, like a cat that had just woken up: "Who are you..."

"It's me!"

"Who is 'me'..."

"Xue Rao... Are you still angry with your brother? ”

"Old... Brother..."Guo Xuerao's drooping eyelids raised slightly, and suddenly a spirit said, "Brother!?" Where are you... Woo... Xue Rao is going to find you..."

"Xue Rao is well-behaved, don't cry, don't cry... I'll be waiting for you in the small kiosk downstairs in your house, will you come down for a while? ”

"Okay, I'm going to transform now!!" Guo Xuerao responded cutely, and when she hung up the phone, a carp jumped up.

Luo Honghui, who was waiting alone in the cold wind, looked at his mobile phone in some surprise - he always felt that something was a little strange?

When Wei Yi walked out with the rice balls, he saw such a scene of unscrupulously challenging the limit of his patience, and the cross tendons on his forehead couldn't help but stretch out unbearably...

Guo Xuerao didn't know where to pull out a sheet, and tied it around her neck with a full breath, and the plastic basket of fruit on the tea table was also confiscated by her and used as a helmet, allowing the apples and bananas in the basket to roll all over the ground. She shook the "cloak" behind her with one hand, held the electric mosquito swatter in the other hand, and waved it in her mouth...

"O key to the hidden power of darkness, please show your true power before me... Hiccup~Woo... The woman who made an agreement with you orders you, and the seal is lifted! ”

Nima, why do you remember such a slippery line in middle two! Didn't you say okay drunk with a big tongue!?

However, this is not over, she looked at the electric mosquito swatter with satisfaction after finishing the posture, touched it in her pocket again, took out a red hundred yuan and threw it out, and shouted: "Kuluo card!" Get me where I want to go, Ash!! ”

"........." Wei Yi had a loveless expression on his face...

"Huh?" Seeing that her flying cards had no effect, she hammered her head in frustration, "Oops... I drank so much wine that I lost my mana..."

… OK... Compared to another drunkard who yelled that he wasn't drunk, this guy at least didn't deny the fact that he was drunk...

"If that's the case, then we have to use other methods!" She shook off her "cloak" and reached out to open the glass door of the living room to the balcony.

"I'll go!" Wei Yi was so frightened that he put down the rice balls and chased after them.

Pulling open the sliding door, Guo Xuerao rushed out: "Somersault Cloud!" ――”

"Yun, your sister!!" Wei Yi gave her a furious shudder, hugged her waist and dragged her back from the railing...

Guo Xuerao ignored Wei Yi behind her, she straightened the somewhat crooked "helmet" on her head, looked at the anti-theft net covered on the balcony with a serious expression, and said solemnly: "Damn, which Taoist friend set up the enchantment..."

"........." Wei Yi is completely messy...

"This young man, you let go of me first, this woman is going to sing!" Guo Xuerao politely pushed Wei Yi aside, and recited some unknown spell in her mouth.

Wei Yi sighed tiredly, he didn't want to deal with her anymore, anyway, there is an anti-theft net on the balcony, you can't die - as for breaking this "enchantment", are you going to bite with your teeth or break it with your hands?

"That's it! That's it! After Guo Xuerao finished singing, she made a gesture to collect her merits, she climbed the railing neatly, stood on the part of the anti-theft net, and turned back to Wei Yi and said: "Young man, this gathering is a mixture, he will be in the same country every day, and he will drink again!" Let's leave it at that. ”

"Hmm... Get out of here..."Wei Yi waved his hand weakly.

"Huh? There seems to be reluctance in the eyes of the young man, but he wants to join hands with Guo side by side? ”

“… And no... Don't BB, if you don't leave, you won't be able to catch up with the 11th somersault cloud..."

"Young heroes don't need to be embarrassed, if they really have this intention, it's also a good thing, come! let’s-go! you-jump,I-jump! ”

“… No need... you-jump,I-see-you-jump… That's good..."

"Okay, then Guo won't force it!" Guo Xuerao nodded in disappointment, flicked her cloak and turned away.

Looking down at her feet, a look of determination appeared on her face!

Half an hour later...

"Young man... Shall I discuss something with you? ”

"Speak..."

"I want to pee..."

“………