Chen An sighed for a while, and finally decided to defend his innocence by dying. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Then Wenwen, kill me. As long as you don't hold me responsible, I'll admit it if you kill me. ”

"Nani!? How dare you refuse! ”

Wenwen was immediately furious, and ignored the two close-fitting lace bras and underwear on his body. He jumped out of bed and almost hit the ceiling.

And with Wenwen's fierce movements, her chest also trembled, looking very elastic.

As soon as Wen Wen jumped off the bed, he grabbed Chen An's neck and began to shake vigorously.

"You ruthless fellow, you dare to say this after touching someone's wings, do you really want to die!

If you provoke people, be careful that people bite you! ”

Chen An was shaken and dizzy, but suddenly heard Wenwen's last words, he was overjoyed, and decisively stretched out his hand.

"You bite, just don't let me be responsible."

One bite and you'll be fine, that's great!

Wenwen: "......"

As soon as she froze, she angrily knocked off Chen An's hand.

She glared at Chen An vigorously and said loudly.

"So, you just don't want to be responsible!"

Chen An resolutely can't carry the black pot, he argued.

"Hey, Wenwen, don't talk so ambiguously, okay? What does it mean to eat and wipe clean, I obviously didn't do anything, okay? ”

"Wow! People are wrong about you! ”

Wenwen's mouth was deflated, and he screamed, and threw himself on the bed with a heartbroken face.

She rolled around on the bed, like a little girl who had been wronged, desperately splattering.

"No matter, no matter! If you don't agree, they'll die to you! Let everyone know that you are a negative person! ”

Chen An: "......"

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly felt the urge to die.

What's going on with this Wenwen? One time he said he was going to kill him, the other time he said he was going to bite him, why did he suddenly become dead and showed him? Please, can you take a firm stance?

That's it, but what's the matter with that negative man? All said it, he didn't do anything!

Chen An persuaded bitterly.

"Wenwen, isn't it just a touch of wings? It's better not to be so really, okay?

If I'm really wrong, can I apologize to you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay? ”

Chen An folded his hands and apologized vigorously.

"No way!"

Wenwen did not hesitate and loudly vetoed Chen An's apology.

"People tell you that this kind of thing can't be solved by apologizing?

If you really don't agree, people will write about it on other people's news and post it everywhere, and then run to the Red Devil Pavilion to make trouble. Let everyone know that you are a deceitful girl, ruthless and unrighteous guy! ”

Chen An was taken aback.

"So ruthless?"

Forget about writing gossip, I still want to go to the Red Devil Pavilion to make trouble. How did Wenwen come up with this vicious plan?

And if you don't want to fight for your reputation, you want to make him unlucky, is he so hated?

Although Chen An wanted to refuse, since Wenwen decided not to threaten to kill, but to go to the Red Devil Pavilion to make trouble, the kind of thing that would make him scary at the thought of it, Chen An didn't dare to refuse anymore.

He sighed, and was about to say something, but suddenly remembered what Marisa had said yesterday when he fooled Pache with Pacio.

Chen An's eyes rolled, and he suddenly came up with an idea.

He spread his hands, looking helpless.

"Okay, okay, but before that, Wenwen ......"

Before Chen An finished speaking, Wenwen rolled up from the bed, and her previous heartbroken appearance disappeared, and she looked surprised.

"You promised?"

Chen An looked at the speed at which Wenwen's face changed, and almost choked to death with saliva.

Is she really sad? This face is getting too fast, isn't it?

Chen Anxin muttered, but said.

"Not yet. But ......"

"What, make Jiabai happy."

didn't get a positive answer, Wenwen's face pulled down again, and before Chen An could continue to speak, she lay on the bed and started her previous behavior of rolling and splashing again.

"Ahh Death for you, death for you, death for you......"

After shouting twice, Wenwen suddenly changed his slogan.

"Ahh Write news, write news, write news ......"

Chen An: "......"

He was really going to be forced to vomit blood by Wenwen's nonsense.

Chen An took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. He barely managed to squeeze out a smile.

"Wenwen, can you let me finish my words first?"

"What else do you want to say?"

Wenwen stopped messing around, she turned over and pouted, looking very dissatisfied.

"Tell you, since you came yesterday, don't try to fool around today.

Hmph, if you don't agree, you will go to the Red Devil Pavilion to make trouble, and then die for you. ”

Chen An was almost about to scold his mother.

Damn, can you keep using these tricks and change them to a fresh one? All right!

Chen An continued to take a deep breath, suppressed the urge to turn around and leave, and persuaded bitterly with Wenwen's urge to make trouble.

"Wenwen, it's not that I don't want to agree. But think about it, I'm human, human! Compared to you, the life span is super short.

Even if I say yes, I'll die soon, so what will you do then? ”

Marisa used her short life to fool Pacouli.

"Hey, short-lived?"

Wenwen bit his lip and seemed to be a little embarrassed. But before Chen An could breathe a sigh of relief, she patted her chest and became arrogant.

"No problem! You must know that people are Wenwen, when the time comes, when you die, they will run to Komachi to snatch you back and see what she can do! ”

"Who's Komachi?"

I don't know if it's an illusion, Chen An feels that this name is very familiar.

"The Santu River ferries Gensokyo, the dead of the dead!"

Chen An: "......"

Looking at Wen Wenman's nonchalant expression, his eyes were dark, and he almost vomited blood.

Unexpectedly, Wenwen refused to let him go even if he died!

Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, take a deep breath!

Chen An gritted his teeth and took a deep breath, so that he could not bear to vomit blood by Wen Wenqi.

He did not give up and continued to persuade.

"But even if you did, I would have been an old man.

Think about it, do you stand it every day with an old guy who is hunched over, his limbs are not diligent, his hair is falling out, his teeth are broken, and his skin is wrinkled like old bark? ”

Afraid that Wenwen would be able to stand it, Chen An desperately said that the scene was miserable.

Wenwen thought about what Chen An said, and suddenly shuddered. But it soon became firm again.

"What are you afraid of, didn't people do anything in the bamboo forest at the beginning!? You don't dislike it.

And ......"

As if thinking of something, Wenwen's big eyes bent suddenly.

"At that time, it may be that even Xiao Wenwen will have it, wow, it's a happy feeling to think about it."

No, even if there is no Xiao Wenwen, just thinking of the scene of holding the tengu egg and hatching, I feel so happy.

Chen An: "......"

His brain suddenly became a little confused.

It's weird, they don't seem to be talking about this, why did they suddenly run to that inexplicable little Wenwen? He can't keep up with the speed of this kind of thinking transformation.

Wenwen was stupid for a while, and then said.

"And you may not die. There are so many magical things in Gensokyo, there is always a way to keep you alive. ”

"For example?"

"For example, I went to the Lost Bamboo Forest to ask for Penglai medicine, I heard that it can make people immortal. Hmph, last time I was yin by them, I don't believe they dare not give me face.

Even if it doesn't work, just think of other ways, although you can't become a demon at will. But Gensokyo is so big, there is always a way to find a way. ”

Chen An has no choice, there is really no way.

He found that no matter what he said, he didn't seem to be able to say anything at all!

Helpless, he could only give up and continue to rescue and admit defeat.

Chen An sighed.

"Okay, I'll just promise you. But this matter is too sudden, Wenwen, you have to give me some time. ”

Even if you want to say yes, you have to fool around for a while. As long as it can be delayed, maybe there will be a way to solve it in the future.

The reason why Chen An has such an idea and has always refused to agree is not because he hates Wenwen or hates non-humans or anything.

On the contrary, he had a good impression of Wenwen and the people in the Red Devil Pavilion.

But! Chen An had a feeling, a very deep and profound feeling. That is, if he agrees to Wenwen like this, it will be really irresponsible!

By the way, Chen An actually wanted to agree to Wenwen. It's not that I'm lustful, it's not that I fell in love with Wenwen all at once, I just feel that I can't refuse.

There seems to be a force that he can't refuse.

However, in order not to hurt Wenwen, he still resisted the idea of agreeing.

"When?"

Chen An agreed, Wenwen didn't have time to be happy when she heard his words, she puffed out her face and looked at Chen An, very suspicious.

"Hey, you're not going to lie to someone, and then you left like last time, and you can't find anyone, right?"

Chen An sighed again, always feeling that the sigh of a lifetime would be used up all at once today.

He patiently persuaded.

"No, it was just an accident last time. Besides, I don't live in the Red Devil Pavilion now, as I did then. Even if you want to run, where else can you run? ”

"Really?"

Wenwen thought about it and thought it was the same, so he nodded and agreed.

"Okay, they'll give you three minutes."

"Three minutes!? Wenwen, are you kidding me? ”

Hearing the time given by Wenwen, Chen An's face darkened suddenly.

"At least one year!"

In his heart, one year is the least time, and he always feels that something will happen in the next time, but he doesn't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing.

"A year? No way. ”

For such a long period of one year, Wenwen said that he was very unhappy. She thought about it, stretched out three white fingers, and lowered the bottom line.

"I'll give you three days."

Chen An did not let go.

"One year!"

"Hey, it's been a week."

"One year!"

Wen Wen rubbed over, shook Chen An's hand, flashed his big eyes, and pleaded pitifully.

"Chen An, is it okay for two weeks?"

Chen An was unmoved and cut the railway.

"One year! If you don't agree, like you said, I'll die for you! ”

Chen An didn't want to waste time on this matter, so he died.

"Whew, bullying."

Finding Chen An's resoluteness, Wenwen pouted and reluctantly agreed.

Not to mention, she was really afraid that Chen An would die to show her.

Anyway, a year is really not a long time for her. It's gone in the blink of an eye.

Also, it's not bad to take a year to slow down.

Although when he woke up and saw Chen An by his side before, he had already made up his mind. But I always feel that kind of determination is like a loft in the sky, a little unreal, and my heart is not very firm.

But......

Wen Wen's eyes rolled, and he suddenly put forward a condition.

"It's okay for a year, you have to stay in Youkai Mountain!"

As long as he is always by his side, whether that determination is fake or not, maybe it won't take a year to understand.

Chen An decisively refused.

"No way!"

What are you kidding, Lumia and Fran are all in the Red Devil Pavilion, how could he leave them and run to Monster Mountain.

If he could, he would have said yes yesterday!

Wenwen wailed in disappointment.

"Hey~ Why is this~ Can't you really stay?"

"I can't."

The biggest time problem has been solved, Chen An smiled, and his mood was much lighter.

"Don't be too disappointed, the Red Devil Pavilion is not too far from Youkai Mountain. Even if I walked on my feet, it would only be a matter of hours. You'll fly again, and you'll be faster. ”

Wen Wen pouted and reluctantly agreed.

"Okay, okay, people won't let you stay, what a verbose guy."

Chen An said it badly, and finally made Wenwen dispel the idea of letting him stay in Monster Mountain.

He felt a little relieved, but looked at Wenwen's wandering eyes and added again.

"By the way, you can't talk nonsense about this. Otherwise, I will regret it, Wenwen, don't blame me. ”

If Wenwen takes out this matter and talks nonsense, with her ability to make up nonsense in writing Wenwen news, then in the end, she really has to agree if she doesn't agree.

"Hey~~"

Wenwen's face stiffened, and he immediately pulled down his face.

"Chen An, are you a roundworm in someone's stomach, how do you know everything."

Chen An: "......"

I'll go, Wenwen, do you really want to do this? Fortunately, I kept an eye on it, otherwise it wouldn't be a big trouble.

Chen An glared at Wenwen angrily.

"Stop complaining, hurry up and get dressed. You know, last night, Inugo was very worried about you.

And the two of us had been in the house for the night, and if she went out late, the hell knows what she would have been thinking. ”

"Okay, okay, Chen An, you're really verbose."

muttered, Wenwen didn't shy away from it, in fact, there was nothing to avoid, after all, he was not wearing clothes. With that, she picked up the clothes that had been folded over the side of the bed and put them on.

Chen An had nothing to do, so he took a few looks at Wenwen by the way.

seemed to notice Chen An's gaze, Wen Wen, who was getting dressed, straightened his chest and gave him a flattering look.

"How's that, they're pretty, aren't they?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

Chen An didn't blush, he didn't have any crooked thoughts anyway, he just glanced at it casually and turned his head away.

Wenwen was very dissatisfied with Chen An's perfunctory attitude.

"Hmph, you don't know how to appreciate it."

muttered, but she was a little frustrated in her heart, but she didn't expect her to be unattractive at all.

Thinking about it, Chen An wiped her body in the bamboo forest at the beginning, and he didn't rub any oil at all. I didn't think it at the time. Now that I think about it, it's really frustrating.

Chen An didn't care about Wenwen either, just turned his head to look out the window.

The windows are a little high, and you can't see anything but the blue sky.

With the crisp birdsong and the noisy sound of summer cicadas, a gentle breeze blew into the house from the window, gently blowing Chen An's long hair.

Chen soothed his hair and brushed his somewhat loose hair behind him.

He suddenly remembered something strange.

"Hey, that's right. Wenwen, are there no men in Gensokyo? Why have I been here for so long and not a single man has ever seen me? ”

Wenwen got dressed, no matter if he was wearing a short skirt, he would walk away with his legs crossed, so he just lay back on the bed with his legs crossed. She replied to Chen An in a lazy voice.

"Who said Gensokyo doesn't have men? That's just Chen An, you haven't seen it.

In the world, men are good or bad everywhere. In addition to the residents in the people, there is also Xianglin Hall. The owner of Korindo, Mori Konrinnosuke, is also a man.

But apart from him, the monster is yin and yang, and there is no man.

Well, monsters don't count. ”

Chen An raised his eyebrows.

"Don't you even have a monster mountain?"

Monster Mountain is not small, it can't be that there are no male monsters, right?

"Youkai Mountain?"

Wenwen was stunned for a moment, his voice was a little unnatural.

"No, no."

She added in her heart.

Not anymore anyway.

"That's ......"

Chen An touched his chin and didn't pay attention to Wenwen's strange tone. It's just that I sighed in my heart, it seems that he is lonely and unheard.

But then again, where is the earth?

According to Misuzu, it seems that the world is the only human settlement in Gensokyo.

Chen An turned his head and wanted to ask Wenwen for information about the world, but found that she was lying on the bed again and pretending to be dead.

Chen An's head was full of black lines, looking at Wenwen's indecent posture, and decisively dismissed the inquiry.

"Hey, Wenwen, why are you asleep again? Get your skirts up, hurry up, it's time for us to go out. ”

"Uh, guy with no conscience."

Wenwen reluctantly got up from the bed, straightened his short skirt, and looked at Chen An like a scumbag who abandoned his wife and children.

"It's only been a long time, and I actually want to leave people and run away again."

It's all said, don't talk so ambiguously! What if someone hears it and misunderstands it?

Chen An sighed helplessly, but he couldn't do anything about Wenwen.

"Alright, don't be weird, let's get out quickly. Remember to go to Inugo to explain it, she was very worried yesterday. ”

"Hmph, ramble."

Wen Wen glanced at Chen An, didn't wear that strange hat, hung the camera around his neck, and dragged Chen An to open the door and walk out.