The next morning, Shen Mo was at home on vacation, and the alarm clock rang before the mobile phone text message rang, and when he opened it, Mu Yu [Master Fujun, get up quickly and brush the book for the little one, today's class is full of clouds, and the little one is going to be buried in the classroom, and the tears are running]

Shen Mo [En, lady go with peace of mind] looked at the phone and continued to sleep at 8:20 a.m., torturing people so early, alas!

As a result, Shen Mo still got up after turning over, washed up and turned on the computer, and went to get something to eat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

There are not many people in the early morning, and no one brushes the copy at this time, both numbers are opened, and their wife's number is checked, why is there so much rubbish? When you go to the warehouse, you buy a lattice just to put garbage?

Standing in the warehouse and throwing garbage one by one, I feel sore when I throw away all this garbage, how can I save it?

The master is the master [Uncle, the master saw your daughter-in-law yesterday, your daughter-in-law's skills are quite good, and the master was abused, how can you say that you are a big man who can't compare to a girl? Oh yes, what's that gang called, uncle? Master to find]

Qianmo I really wants to say that I am your uncle, and then shout to try it. But what others shouted was indeed uncle, and he was messy.

Qianmo I [He is not here today] was originally 'her', but after thinking about it, he changed it, and suddenly his heart was full of joy.

The master is holding [Oh, it turned out to be the teacher, does the teacher want PK? 】

Qianmo I [No, wait for the double brush.] 】

The master is the one who holds the master [then bring the master, the master hasn't brushed the book for a long time]

Qianmo I【......】

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【Alliance】Xiaopingguo: The early bird has worms, are there any bugs?

【Alliance】Don't say lightly: The early worm is eaten by the birds, and you are already in the stomach, Amen

The system prompts that you are welcome to join the [Bloody Alliance] and everyone will be in the same boat in the future......

[Gang] Ye is the mouth: Hello, is anyone there? Come out to greet the master

[Gang]_〃e Remnant Brotherゝ: Who is this?

[Gang] Mo lightly said: The apprentice that Master Puppet accepted yesterday. Senior brother, the watch is so dragged, be careful that Master comes up and pumps you, hey, Master is online

[Gang] Master is Mouth: That's not, the master has confirmed it, it's the master

[Gang] Mo lightly said: Master?

[Gang]_〃e Remnant Brother ゝ: Do you have a teacher at home?

Everyone knows that Qianmo I does not accept apprentices, and now most of Qianmo's numbers are Mu Yu, and the apprentices are also Mu Yu, since Mu Yu is the master, then who is the master?

[Gang] Ye is the master: Isn't my uncle's daughter-in-law the master? Are you lacking in eyes?

_〃e remnant brother: Who is missing the heart and eye? This trumpet is a bit dragged, undercuted?

【Alliance】Qianmo I: Brush the book, come to someone

_〃e remnant brother ゝ [Big brother, are you me? 】

Qianmo I [Something?] 】

_〃e remnant brother ゝ [Shi Niang? Burst...... Haha, I'm laughing to death, do you want to be so funny? 】

Qianmo I [Want to die? 】

_〃e remnant brother ゝ [I don't want to, I was wrong] Haha, Qianmo is a teacher? What exciting news, do you want to gossip about it?

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Qianmo is double-opened, plus the master is the mouth, Mo Qingyan °, _〃e remnant brother, Xiao Pingguo just six numbers of a team of people, Qianmo I and _〃e remnant brother ゝ output, the remaining four numbers are almost the whole process of soy sauce.

[Team] Master is Mouth: Shi Niang's skills are really good, Shi Niang, how could you fall in love with the uncle's **1 obscene man, it's too obscene, why did you fall in love with him in the first place?

【Team】Mo Qingyan°: Senior brother, the meaning of your words is unknown, what do you want to do?

【Team】Xiao Pingguo: ? What is he saying? It means I don't understand,

【Team】Mo Xiaoyan°: You don't need to understand.

【Team】The master is the master: Master, after the master can molest and kill the uncle, I will marry you.

[Team]_〃e Remnant Brother: I can't hold it back

【Team】Mo Qingyan°: Oh, what did I see? I'm dazzled, I'm definitely dazzled.

【Team】Qianmo I: If you can't hold it, get out.

[Team]_〃e Remnant Brother ゝ: Get out of here, and I'll be back later.

[Team] Mo lightly: Brother Remnant rolls with me, I need to heal my eyes.

[Team]_〃e Remnant Brother: Come on, team, let's get mellow.

【Team】Xiao Pingguo: What's wrong with them?

[Team] Ye is mouth: I don't know, I guess I didn't take medicine in the morning. Master, you have to wait for the master, it is not easy to meet a girl with such good skills and so good that the master is excited, master, wait for the master, the master will definitely carry a sedan chair to marry you, and promise you a lifetime of glory.

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Don't say lightly [Brother Remnant, this person has a pit in his head, right? How do you think he's going to die? 】

_〃e remnant brother ゝ [It's not that there is a pit, it's that the whole head is broken by the door clip.] There are only two ways to die, being pumped to death by Qianmo, or being killed by Mu Yu, you say that kind of is better? 】

Mo said lightly [If it were me, I would rather die at the hands of the great god of Qianmo, so that I don't want to be molested by my master and targeted by her, I will have nightmares at night, it is terrible to think about, as if there is a ghost around me at any time, it is too terrifying. 】

_〃e Remnant Brother ゝ [Saying bad things about your master behind your back, aren't you afraid of being known by your master?] 】

Don't say lightly [Brother Remnant wants to sue? I will say that you instigated my junior brother to harm the master, and I testify. 】

_〃e remnant brother ゝ [girl, you have learned badly]

Mo said lightly [Brother Remnant, you are naïve, but do you want to tell the unlucky child that the master in his mouth is actually a man? 】

_〃e remnant brother【......】

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【Team】Xiao Pingguo: Oh, I understand, you like your master, this is incest-

【Team】Xiao Pingguo: By the way, why do I see you so familiar? You seem to be in the same district as me before, right?

【Team】Xiao Pingguo: Ahhhhhhh

【Team】The master is the mouth: Don't talk nonsense, the master is an innocent little boy, don't slander the image of the master, the teacher......

Xiao Pingguo was taken out of the team by T, and the master was taken out of the team by T

【Team】Mo Qingyan°:......

【Team】_〃e Remnant Brother ゝ:......

The next dungeon team has been in a very quiet state.,Qianmo I silently brushed the monster.,_〃e remnant brotherゝ silently followed to fight monsters.,Mo lightly said that there are two mouthfuls of milk occasionally.,Other times——

Mo said lightly [Woo, Brother Remnant, I'm afraid, the master is so terrible, I suddenly feel that the master is even more terrible than the master, and the deterrent is so strong that I can't resist it. 】

_〃e Remnant Brother ゝ [Isn't it only the comic spirit that has lethal power? 】

Mo said lightly [But I suddenly found that the righteous spirit of the master was even more bullish, and I missed the master's funny anger, and the two of them must have been neutralized. Oh...... It turns out that the reason why they are together is this, ah, I suddenly found that I seemed to have come to the truth, I am so smart. 】

_〃e remnant brother ゝ【...... In the future, you will not mix with Mu Yu, and your comic anger will rise sharply now, so when will your master come back? 】

Don't say lightly [How do I know]

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【Horn】Ye is a mouth: Master, why do you want to T me? The master is really sincere to you, don't listen to the villain's nonsense.

【Trumpet】Xiao Pingguo: This is incest, it's not right

【Horn】Duck flying away: Yo he, Xiao Ji has changed his taste? Which girl is it this time?

[Horn] Ye is in charge: Girl, your sister, go away, don't make trouble.

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In the dungeon, the temperature plummeted, and Mo Qingyan hid behind Brother Remnant and couldn't come out, she didn't want to pull hatred.

【Team】Qianmo I: No more brushing

After the three words, the team was disbanded, and then the two trembling people watched Qianmo I operate the two numbers and walked away only to breathe a sigh of relief.

[Nearby] Mo Qingyan°: This is the rhythm of death

[Nearby]_〃e remnant brotherゝ: This is a beautiful misunderstanding, to say - this misunderstanding is really beautiful.

Mo Qingyan: I can't take my eyes off the beauty, Wow Ka Ka, Master, where are you? Come back soon, you're going to die.

[Nearby]_〃e Remnant Brother ゝ: Are you so good?

[Nearby] Mo Qingyan ° :(helmet) What do you say?

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Rou Yan ~ [Husband, are you not? ] 】

Qianmo I [Aren't you full of classes?] Have you eaten? It's noon

Rou Yan ~ [Excuse me from class]

Qianmo I [Leave of absence? Skipping class? Not conflicting? 】

Rou Yan ~ [No conflict, my master's class, I took leave and ran away] Will she say that she is a relative? Definitely not.

Qianmo I [Oh. Wife, I killed your apprentice]

Rou ~ [Xiao Kou? Kill him, I'll kill him too]

Qianmo I [more than once]

Rou Yan ~ [What do you mean by this?] 】

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【Peak Drug Bully Gang】

【Gang】Xiao Pingguo: Rou'er, you're finally here

[Gang]丨Decadent Scales: Rou'er, where have you been these days? The gang war didn't come either

[Gang] Rou Yan~: Something's wrong

【Gang】Xiao Pingguo: Rou'er, look at the horn.

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【Trumpet】The master is the mouth: Shi Niang (shy), beating is kissing and scolding is love, so what about killing? Do you already love your master to the core? Master too, I was fascinated by your dazzling technique.

[Horn]_〃e remnant brotherゝ: The world is so chaotic, how can there be such a Jian person? Who will take this wickedness? Tease, you are far ahead of your master.

【Trumpet】Sheng Ge sighed: Who is this apprentice? is so lacking in virtue, if I were his master, I would be killed in minutes

[Trumpet] Enchanting I: I saw that Qianmo I's number was killing him, what's the matter, I fell in love with Mu Yu? The vision is really poor

【Horn】Three points of air: Isn't Qianmo I not accepting apprentices? This harvest is a strange one? deserves it, my wife is still remembered, what is this called? Retribution?

[Horn]_〃e remnant brotherゝ: Retribution for your brother-in-law, get out of the scum who doesn't understand

[Horn] Mo lightly said: That three-point air, are you teasing your family?

[Horn] 'Shan's.ら: It's all the scum of the group's face, your wife has cheated on 1, and if you don't come back, your wife will be gone.

【Trumpet】Enchanting I: ...... In other words, who opened the number of Qianmo I?

【Horn】Shengge sighs: ......

【Horn】Ye is bite: Shi Niang (shy) Shi Niang (shy) Shi Niang (shy)

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Rou Yan ~ [Husband, the little one seems to understand in seconds, and the little one has taken a fancy to you? 】

Qianmo I [You react very quickly to this kind of thing, where did you find the ****?] Damn】

Rou Yan ~ [Husband, you are swearing. Why didn't you explain it to him? So that there will be no misunderstanding, eh...... It is not ruled out that he likes men]

[Wife, do you need to explain it to you for your husband?] 】

Rou Yan ~ [Ou Leak, husband, go and cut him, I didn't see anything (covering my face). 】

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Mo lightly said: [Is it Master?] 】

Rou Yan ~ [Sudi, kiss the apprentice, tell me what is going on? died of curiosity for the teacher, why did your junior brother provoke the great god by dying? 】

Mo said lightly "Obey orders, Bala Bala Bala ......] has been talking about it from the beginning of the book to the present.

Mu Yu looked at the speaker that was still fluttering on the computer, this person's bones are all doing? It seems that what should I do if I send two words?

'Let's go~'

Rou Yan ~ [Husband, the little one is wrong, it makes you frightened, why don't you kick this girl? ] 】

Qianmo I【...... How to compensate for the husband? 】

Rou Yan ~ [Shouldn't you compensate for the small one?] You see how hard the little one is now, and he has to earn you with a man. Woo, I used to earn you with my sister, after all, you're so handsome, right, now I have to earn with a man, why is my life so bitter]

Qianmo I【...... Do you dare to be shameless again? 】

Rou Yan ~ [(covering his face) What is the face? ] Can you eat it? 】

Qianmo I [......] Shen Mo would not say that he was laughed at angrily, how could there be such a person?

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Mu Yu gave up killing people in Qianmo, took his wife to brush the book, and pulled one person in, four people are enough.

【Team】Rou Yan~: Yo he, Uncle San, long time no see, where is your demon girl?

A man with a story: Hehe, I don't know

[Team] Rou Yan~: Third Uncle, I didn't say you, look at you, married someone else's demon girl (seductive and smoky makeup) and didn't take others to play, what are you marrying?

A man with a story: Hehe, it's okay

…… Mu Yu said that he was a little weak, what he said felt very boring here in the third uncle, he didn't care every time you said anything, causing all you wanted to say was, that feeling was ......

Seeing that his wife was finally quiet, Qian Mo smiled heartily, this person is really good, although he seems to be different from his daughter-in-law, but he doesn't talk much, he just wants to be quiet now.

The copies were brushed one after another, and there were always three people and four numbers, and the rest of the people wanted to come in and were all rejected by Qianmo I.

【Team】A man with a story: Girl, I'm going to sell my account, and I won't play this game in the future

【Team】Rou Yan~: Why? Isn't it good?

【Team】A man with a story: It's nothing, it's just that I'm tired, I've been playing this game for too long, I'm tired.

【Team】Rou Yan~: Third Uncle, do you have something to hide from me? Say, Who hurt you? I'll cut her off.

[Team] a man with a story: Hehe, no, okay, it's almost brushed, the third uncle is down, you play

After that, he left the team.

A man with a story [Be nice to the girl, XXXX, password XXX, this account is my trumpet, and the things on it are all left to the girl, don't let her get hurt]

Qianmo I【......】

Mu Yu still wanted to say something, but the third uncle had quickly gone offline.

Rou Yan ~ [The third uncle is weird, what's wrong with him? ] How do you say that if you sell an account, you will sell an account? In fact, I have always felt that the third uncle is quite mysterious, playing depressed all day long with the name of a middle-aged uncle, and he is not afraid of depression. 】

Qianmo I [I don't know]...... Middle-aged uncle?

Rou Yan~ [I'll go to the fourth uncle to ask]

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The next day, the third uncle's number was told that he was on Changyi Pavilion, Mu Yu didn't understand what Changyi Pavilion was at the time, and everyone lost a link to her, only to find out that the third uncle really sold the number.

She thought it was just talking, but what she thought was true.

Asking the fourth uncle yesterday is completely equivalent to asking in vain, I don't know if I ask three questions, and it is also unreliable to ask my own master, so you are bowing down, right? Don't know your brother so much? Is it a shame to say it?

【Team】Mu Yu: Say, what's the matter with you? My brother sold the number, he sold the number, you guys have some reaction?

【Team】Herbal Tea Whispering: What do you want to do? The third child has always been calm, and there must be a reason for him to suddenly sell his account, it's okay, and nothing will happen to such a big person.

【Team】Mu Yu: How wide is your heart?

【Team】Sheng Ge sighed: I thought you had already recognized him, but I didn't know anything

Mu Yu: You are two and a half pounds and eight taels, and it is sad that the third uncle has a friend like you.

【Team】Qianmo I: You guys are chatting, you can't click to follow?

【Team】Herbal Tea whispered: Will you die if you pull it down?

【Team】?°、绯色つ ゙: What do you say?

Mu Yu: What did you say?

【Team】Herbal Tea Whispering: Mu Yu?

[Team] Mu Yu: Master, I was wrong, you raised your noble hand and clicked to follow, my husband Jun is very tired of playing alone (crying)

【Team】?°、绯色つ ゙:Go and help my apprentice poke twice,Is it necessary to brush a copy for so long?

【Team】Herbal Tea whispered: Yes, my wife

【Team】Mu Yu: Yes, Lord Queen, hurry up than Master

【Team】Crowd: ......

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After brushing the book, Mu Yu ran to the warehouse, and then

Mu Yu [Ahhhh

Qianmo I [What's wrong?] 】

Mu Yu [My number was stolen]

Qianmo I [How come?] 】

Mu Yu [Really, everything in my warehouse is gone]

[You mean that garbage? I threw it away, I told you before, I helped you clean up the garbage]

Mu Yu [Why are those garbage?] My Ice Flower Rice Balls, My Gems, My Rice, My Locators, My Brushes, My Weapons......]

Qianmo I [What are you doing with the first-level bound stones?] You don't need it, and where did you get all those rice, peanuts, and wheat? What are brushes for? You're all 98, what are you doing with 42 weapons? 】

Mu Yu [...... You lost all the occasional food, which was the ingredients I made to eat, and also, I left a warehouse of saury, and you also lost it for me? 】

Qianmo I【...... It's incredible, it's incredible.

Mu Yu [woo...... You compensate me, woo wow, I won't play with you anymore, how can you do this? 】

Qianmo I [Wife, I was wrong, but I lost everything, I will buy you a lot of useful ones in the future, okay?] 】

Mu Yu [What you said, I want fireflies, I want the fluorescent dance, I want the fluorescent dance of a warehouse. 】

Qianmo I【...... It's so hard.

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The master is the master [Master? 】

Mu Yu [said]

The master is holding [Woo, Master, you finally pay attention to me, I am really sincere to Shiniang, I have already issued a war letter to the uncle, Master, you believe me, I will definitely have the strength to match you. 】

Mu Yu [......] I really want to say that Lao Tzu is your uncle. Mu Yu instantly felt that this person was indebted, digging the foot of the wall and digging under her door, and he dug it in front of her.

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[Horn] Ye is to say: Uncle, come to Jinghu, today the master is going to make a break with you.

Sheng Ge sighed: I always want to ask, who is your fucking uncle? It's been two days of chirping, but it's a roll call?

【Trumpet】The Lord is the mouth: Qianmo I

【Speaker】Herbal tea whispered: Qianmo, when did you have a grandson? Why don't I know about this? Apprentice, who are you marrying? Have grandchildren?

Mu Yu: (shy) That's mine, apprentice, I've lost my uncle's face. Forget it, Uncle will tell you the truth today. Actually, the teacher you fancied was actually ...... Man, your master and uncle are actually ...... It's also a man.

"Poof......" Qian Mo I looked at the row of black lines on the head of the speaker that was still jumping, and reacted and hurriedly pulled out a tissue to wipe the computer, this keyboard is estimated to not be used a few times.

【Horn】Qianmo I: Daughter-in-law, do you want me to smoke you?

Mu Yu: (shy) Husband, shy, men are true love, you have to believe that we are true love, long live true love

Season Finale: The Helper is coming to feed the medicine, and he's going crazy again.

【Trumpet】Faint as a flower mark: (bubbling) The medicine was eaten by the chili pepper and is gone

Little Pepper: (crying) People are lying down and getting shot, and they have to be discharged from the hospital, dean, let them out

[Horn] faint as a flower: Come on, look at Little Pepper, don't escape from prison and run away, it's dangerous for seriously ill patients to be released

【Team】_〃e Remnant Brotherゝ: Obey the orders of the Lord

[Horn] Mei Xiao Demon ぅ: [Bloody Alliance] exclusively accepts all kinds of patients with cerebral palsy and cerebral disabilities, and don't come if the condition is not serious. If you are infertility, we recommend [Love and Righteousness] to treat all kinds of infertility, and new and old customers are welcome to go.

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Who are you? 】

Mu Yu [I'm your uncle]

Ye is the ...... Your uncle] for the first time, the master just felt that this sentence was scolding him.

Mu Yu [It's your uncle]

Ye is the ......

Master is the master of the mouth? 】

Mu Yu [Yes]

Ye is holding [Are you a man or a woman?] 】

Mu Yu [male]

The master is the master [What about the master?] 】

Mu Yu [male]

The master is the master [Master, he will actually put up with you, a lewd man? How can you defile him? 】

Mu Yu [Yo, you don't care...... Do you know he's a man and want to marry him? 】

The master is holding [Don't marry, I want to rescue the master, how can a person with such good skills follow a man like you, it will lower his grade]

Mu Yu [Okay, heads-up, whoever loses is the grandson. No, you're already my grandson, let's make a bet]

Ye is holding [who is afraid of whom, you can place a bet, if you lose, you should quickly divorce your teacher, don't harm others]

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Mu Yu took a screenshot of the conversation and found the YY channel

YY at the end of the season: Well, it's really Mu Yu's obscene brother

YY herbal tea whispered: Apprentice, how can you be obscene? Is that all over his body? Do you like that?

YY is faint: I really want to know how Mu Yu got Qianmo in the first place? Qianmo, have you been molested by her? Be brave enough to speak up, and people won't laugh at you

YY Muyu: You guys talk nonsense, I was deceived into marriage

YY Everyone: Cut, who believes it

YY Qianmo I: It's a cheating marriage, she deceived me, and she deceived me with a 999

YY Everyone: Oh~

YY Muyu: ...... Great God, let's get a divorce and return your freedom

YY Qianmo I: Is it okay for you to cheat for the rest of your life?

Mu Yu shivered all over her body, flashing as quickly as lightning, she remembered that she remembered that she remembered Shen Mo in her sleepy eyes at the Internet café at that time, "Is it good for a lifetime?" "But there seems to be another sentence in front of you, what's it?

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In order to make his position clear, Xiao Jian ran to dissolve the master-apprentice relationship, and also bullied and threatened to rescue Qianmo by pumping Mu Yu to death, and suddenly everyone was aroused.

Mu Yu: Lao Tzu will never accept apprentices in the future,

The female hooligan 1 is a 007 trumpet sent by others, and the promise is that I don't know where I died, Xiao Jian is still running away with someone, and I still dislike her for being obscene, Nima, you don't like it, don't use it, now your tactics are obviously her original, okay, don't bring such a disgusting person, the only thing left is Mo Qingyan girl, woo...... Isn't she suitable for apprentices?

Holding the light-spoken girl, Mu Yu felt bitter in her heart

[Team] Mu Yu: To put it lightly, the glass heart of the teacher is broken into slag, one by one.

[Team] Mo lightly: Master, scum is scum, and it can't be compatible with tablets. Master, do you have a heart? Didn't you say that you were eaten by your master?

[Team] Mu Yu: Yes, I was eaten by the master, then I will be entangled in the yarn, go, kill Xiao Zhu, dare to judge the teacher, he dares to do what Lao Tzu does not dare to do, he has to smoke well.

【Team】Mo lightly: Master, you want to change your number?

[Team] Mu Yu: I instantly found that Qianmo was still online, hey, why did he keep running back and forth in the wild?

【Team】Mo Xiaoyan°: Let's kill someone

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Mu Yu [Husband, what are you doing? 】

[Murder, wife, what did you teach this thing? How is it so much like you? 】

Mu Yu [Are you killing Xiao Ji? 】

Qianmo I [En]

Mu Yu [Master Fujun, give the number to the puppet, let the puppet teach him how to be a person, but he is also an apprentice of the puppet, although he is a traitor now]

Qianmo I [......] Qianmo instantly found that he was weak, where did the previous fighting technique go? Is there still a time to fail?

Qianmo I [Okay, I'll change my number, and I'll keep you private later]

Mu Yu [Okay]

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Qian Mo thought of the number given by a man with a story, the above thing said that it was for Mu Yu, just go up to see what he left for his wife, a man sent something to his wife in front of you, although it was passed by him, he still felt very unhappy.

Qian Mo took a look at the number, and then got off the game, edited the account password and threw it to Mu Yu.