99 sections, Uncle Yang's invincible small steel cannon
read_content_up; The big guy struggled desperately, trying to break free from the shackles of four people on it, and I wanted to strangle myself at this time, I actually used too much force to tear the soul suppression talisman in half!
Damn it!
I yelled angrily, and then shouted, "Resist, Lao Tzu poured boy urine on this bastard!" โ
"Hurry up, he has a lot of strength in this thing. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "The fat man screamed.
I hurriedly pulled the kettle full of the boy's urine, took off the kettle with one hand, but couldn't pour it out with the other, and in desperation, I tore the mask on my mouth and tried to unscrew the lid of the kettle with my teeth.
However, it was at this time that the unexpected happened.
I heard Xiao Qi shouting frantically: "Brother Yang, we can't control it!" โ
Immediately afterward, I felt a black cloud suddenly rise above my head, and the big man's arm dragged two people to raise their arms, swinging directly at me.
What's even more unfortunate is that in the swing, the cold-faced foot hangs on the kettle in my hand.
Poof! The kettle flew!!!
"M's !!" I scolded angrily with red eyes.
"Go down to Lao Tzu!" Feeling my angry cold face, realizing the mistake he had made, I also attacked angrily, because there were two big living people hanging from it, and the raised hand swung too hard, and went around the back of the big man's own head. And at this time, the moment Leng Yan hugged the arm with both hands, his feet suddenly hooked the shoulder blades of the big man.
"Fuck Xiao Qi, do you have any soul soothing talismans for me!" I shouted.
"No more! It's all on the ground! Xiao Qi hugged the big man's arm with his whole body, and his voice was gone.
And at this time, I heard a muffled grunt from the cold face, and the joints of his body made an unnatural crackling sound.
"Stupid Yang Guang! Don't you pee? At this time, Ye Yi suddenly scolded.
Syllable! I gave myself a hard smack.
Scold Lao Tzu is a pig! Then he roared: "Hold on, look at Lao Tzu's invincible little steel cannon!" โ
Fuck your uncle, isn't this thing's head and eye sockets right in front of me? Lao Tzu can take off his pants and pee, Lao Tzu, I shรจ kill you! I didn't expect it, Uncle Yang, my first small steel cannon to extinguish the fire, actually had to be used on this.
"Don't hurry up !!" Ye Yi roared.
I don't know how to hurry? I can't untie my belt!
Unbuttoned the belt of my trousers and took out a small steel cannon, the strong tension made me urinate like a spring, like the Yellow River flooding without cleaning up.
The big man felt the biggest crisis of his life appear, and the frequency of his swaying became more rapid.
The upper half of my body was like a windward grass in a strong wind, and it wanted to throw me off it.
Lao Tzu, I can let you get your wish, I am your grandson! I endured the discomfort of the shake, holding the small steel cannon with one hand and clasping the big man's eye socket with the other.
Burn it! No, pee, no, grass...... I don't even know what to say about it.
Anyway, the next moment, I was in a hurry!!!!
The urine went out, impartially, and aimed at its eye sockets, of course...... And one of my hands.
That warm feeling, in this cold world, so warm, good Nima with feeling! It's so exciting!
Roar! Roar! Roar!!
The big man shook his body wildly, and I watched as the green flames in its sockets grew weaker and weaker.
Immediately after, I heard the fat man shouting, "I'm going to fall!! โ
I felt like the ground was getting closer and closer to my line of sight, and I ...... And I'm still urinating at this time.
I gripped the big skull's eye sockets with my teeth and claws...... Well, the rest of the pee must have been on the pants. For more than 20 years...... Since I met Ye Yi, I have broken through the limit again and again! Ye Yi, I hate you!!!
Boom!
The huge body carried the five of us to the ground with a heavy slam, stirring up the thick bone meal on the ground.
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"Are you all alive?"
cough cough cough !!
Ahem!
Ahem!
"Officer Liao, are you okay? Fat guy! Xiao Qi, Ye Yi? "I propped myself up with my hands and shuddered and shoved the little steel cannon back into my crotch, the dust obscured our vision, and the lenses of my glasses were covered with dust, and I couldn't see anything. You can only shout loudly.
"It's fine!"
"Can't die!"
"It hurts!"
"It's fine."
I heard the voices of a few brothers, and then I shouted excitedly, "Ahhh โ
"What's it called!" Ye Yi shouted loudly.
I laughed almost with joy: "Alive, haha, we're all alive." โ
When the smoke cleared, the brothers were lying on the ground in embarrassment, and I simply lay on the big man's chest. I gasped for breath, but I almost choked to death from bone meal. Hurriedly found a gas mask and put it on, and wiped the bone dust on the glasses with my fingers at will, I didn't care about Ye Yi scolding me, and then shouted loudly: "Can someone come and help me?" My legs and stomach were weak and I couldn't stand up. โ
"Then you're going to lie down, when we can move?" Ye Yi said loudly.
Hey, hey~~
After about ten minutes, we all regained a lot of strength.
One by one, they got up from the ground, and then saw each other's appearances, and they couldn't help but laugh, which was a joy for the rest of their lives.
However, after laughing...... A deep sense of worry crept over us.
This was the first trick, and it almost wiped us out. What is the way forward?
In order to prevent accidents, Xiao Qi and the fat man stood up and found three soul suppression talismans on the ground and pasted them on the big man's skull.
Then, retreating to the previous room, several men were not hypocritical at this time, they all took off their clothes, and slapped their bodies casually with the dry towels they carried with them. The place was dry and cold, and I didn't dare to wipe it with water. Only I was unlucky, and I had to wash the small steel cannon with water, which was too heavy to eat.
Pat your clothes casually and try to disperse the bone meal on it.
"Monk, are you alright?" Ye Yi walked to Fahua's side and asked in a low voice.
"It's okay for now." Hokkaido.
"If it doesn't work, don't force it."
"Don't worry."
"Officer Liao, how are you?"
"It's fine."
"What about you? Who didn't get hurt? Ye Yi said.
I got dressed, then I raised my injured left hand, which had become swollen from broken tendons, to be precise, and said, "I think I can gnaw on pig's trotters." โ
Ye Yi frowned and looked at my hand, and asked in a deep voice, "How did you do it?" โ
I smiled wryly and said, "When I was bungee jumping, I broke the tendons of my fingers. โ
"Xiao Qi, come over and deal with your brother Yang." Ye Yi called Ye Xiaoqi.
Xiao Qi sighed, walked up to me with a makeshift first aid kit, and looked at my palm.
"Find a way to relieve his pain and swelling." Ye Yi instructed: "Fatty, follow me to take a look inside and count the exit." โ
"Okay." The fat man nodded in response, and the two jumped into the damper again.
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"Brother Yang, I have two ways here. The first traditional way, for the time being, I don't know how much your tendons are broken, whether they are all broken, and they can be fixed. You will not be allowed to use your left hand for the time being. โ
I quickly interrupted and said, "Not now!" Say the second way. โ
"The second method is to have the talisman in the hand of Master Lotus that is full of the supreme yang energy, let Master Lotus activate it, use the Dharma to seal your meridians, and then your hand will not be uncomfortable in any way before going out. The disadvantage is that when you go out, you will suffer, and then the pain will erupt together. It can't be said that because of impropriety, the injury will be exacerbated. Brother Yang, I suggest you use the first method. Xiao Qi said.
I frowned and looked at Ye Yi and the fat man who were measuring on the other side of the 'door', and said, "Can the Yang Qi in that talisman be able to heal me and Master Fahua at the same time?" โ
"Theoretically, yes, but I still have to ask Master Lotus for advice, I don't know much about Buddhism. This is just a suggestion. โ
At this time, Fahua, who was not far from us, said: "Under the premise of using mana in the Sutra of the Buddha's Saying Healing and Healing, the pain of injury and illness can be temporarily suppressed. โ
"How much can be treated? What is the transit time? I asked.
"It's hard to say the scope of treatment, but it should be possible for a poor monk to be within three feet. As for the time limit, I can treat it simply, most of my Buddhist Dharma divine power can temporarily seal the meridians for Yang Shizhu, invigorate blood and eliminate blood stasis, at least within three ri, your fingers will not have any discomfort. But, as Lord Xiaoye said, after three ri, Lord Yang is afraid that it will hurt again. โ
I smiled, shook my left hand like a pig's trotter, and said, "It's better than losing my combat effectiveness now." That's it. Wait a minute, as soon as Ye comes back, he will trouble Master Fahua. โ
"Okay." Fahua nodded.
About half an hour later, the fat man and Ye Yi turned back.
I told me what happened just now, Ye Yi thought for a moment and nodded and said, "That's fine, we really need to adjust." Well, let's do that, before opening the second channel, we can collect some more Yang Talismans for backup. โ
"That's a delay." The fat man said.
"No, there should still be living corpses and souls behind that wall, what we need to do is to keep as many of them as possible and extract the power of the Supreme Yang contained in their bodies." Ye Yi said.
"Then hurry up. Time is running out! I said. Well, I was in a bad pain, and my tone was a little impatient.
Just do what you say, a few people are not pretentious, except for me who is facing the monk Fahua, the other four people all have their backs to Fahua, as close to Fahua's side as possible.
Monk Fahua activated the talisman hidden in his arms, activated the supreme yang qi with wind in his internal force, and then activated the source of mana in his body, and recited the "Buddha Says Healing Sutra" in his mouth. The light of the Buddha spreads from the body of the lotus and spreads into our bodies.
The next moment, a warm feeling spreads throughout the body.
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