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But listen to a girl say, "How are you? Then you go first, I'm squatting and squatting to think big. ”

Another girl said "oops" and said with a smile: "As soon as you say it, I want to squat too!" I'll be with you! ”

Oops!

Can you please stop playing with me like this?

If what he said just now disappointed him, then what the two of them said next made him despair.

The girl from before said, "I'm constipated, you can go first, don't wait for me." ”

Another girl replied: "It's okay, I'm constipated too." ”

“@￥%%￥……&！”

Whoever marries you two is unlucky!

Ximen Chong cursed in his heart for tens of thousands of words, and after twenty minutes, the two finally got up and left.

Ximen Chong unscrewed the knob, Qin Xilu suddenly grabbed his hand and whispered, "Can you ...... Can you help me up, my legs are numb...... It's numb. ”

Ximen Chong habitually turned around to pull, and hurriedly closed his eyes when he saw a piece of snow white.

"Don't look!"

Simon Chong closed his eyes and pulled her up.

Grandpa's, why don't you replace her with Xuexue?!

If it were snow, he would have at least exposed a seam.

After Ximen Chong pulled her up, he hurriedly pushed the door and walked out, if he was trapped for a while, he would be suffocated to death!

Qin Xilu followed and walked out and called him.

Ximen Chong turned to look at her, frowned, and said, "I couldn't help it just now!" ”

He had figured out why she didn't speak when he asked before. Because he was almost standing in the middle of the two cubicles and saying what he said, Qin Xilu couldn't tell who she was talking to. Of course, it is also possible that she felt embarrassed and did not say it.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Qin Xilu coughed twice, and quickly recovered her arrogant personality. "Ugly brother, why are you messing with Yingxue? It can't be a forcible kiss on her, right? ”

Ximen Chong shook his head, turned around and said, "No, don't talk nonsense, Daqin!" Okay, let's go back first! ”

Qin Xilu stood in place and watched him disappear around the corner of the corridor, secretly clenched his fists, and secretly hated himself in his heart: "Qin Xilu, you are so stupid, what a great opportunity just now, don't take advantage of it." Don't you want to make your mom happy and make your dad better? ”

She paused for a moment, patted her face gently, and walked towards the classroom.

After returning to the classroom, Yang Yingxue was studying with her head down, and Ximen Chong didn't bother him, so he returned to his seat and studied quietly.

After class at noon, Ximen Chong saw Yang Yingxue get up and hurriedly followed. Along the way, Simon Chong teased her three times, but she ignored her. He sighed and said, "Forget it, Chang Mei, you two can eat together!" ”

Chang Mei looked at him and said, "What's wrong with the two of you?" ”

Ximen Chong shook his head, and Chang Mei said: "Okay, no matter what contradictions there are, don't take it to heart, I will persuade her later." ”

"Good! Thank you! ”

After Ximen Chong finished speaking, he rode to the billiard hall alone, parked his motorcycle, and picked up a case of beer at the supermarket next to him.

In the billiard hall, the three flower monks were eating.

"What's the matter? I haven't seen you for a long time, depressed? Seeing that his face was wrong, Monk Hua laughed.

The monkey picked up a pair of chopsticks from the side and handed them to Ximen Chong, looked at him and grinned, "Because of women, right?" ”

"Damn, I kissed a girl in the morning, and now I don't pay attention to Lao Tzu when I talk to her." Ximen Chong opened the beer, threw a bottle to one person, held it up and said, "Drink two!" ”

The three of them opened the caps of the bottles, clinked their glasses and drank them.

The monkey asked, "Is it one of the eight on the opening day?" ”

Ximen Chong nodded "um".

Monk Hua slapped the table suddenly, several people were startled, and a few people in the middle of the billiards also heard the sound. "Your uncle! Okay, okay, okay, just like you, people didn't find someone to hack you to death, it's your fate! ”

Liu Er was stunned and said, "Yang Yingxue? ”

Simon Chong laughed and said, "Of course! ”

Liu Er was stunned and immediately gave a thumbs up: "You cow!" Be careful, Lao Yang comes back and knows to cut you! ”

"Then I'm not afraid!"

One bottle of wine was quickly drunk, and each of the four took another bottle.

Ximen Chong looked at Liu Er and said, "Er Er is stunned, you won't go back to the classroom from now on?" ”

"Do you think it's useless for me to go back, even if I learn every day? Liu Er was stunned for a moment, patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, aren't you specially recruited by Kyoto University, no matter how much money you spend, I will let that old guy in my family get in." ”

The flower monk and the monkey looked at him in disbelief and said in unison, "You were paralyzed and specially recruited by Kyoto University?" ”

Ximen Chong smiled and threw a wink at the two, which meant to say: Dude is such a bull hanging, no, it's a dinosaur hanging!

"What's going on? Tell me about it? ”

Liu Er was stunned and spoke vividly, vividly and concretely, although he was not there that night, but later I heard what his classmates said, and it sounded as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

The flower monk and the monkey raised the thumbs of both hands, and the monkey said, "Since you are so good, now say a word about ...... It's good to drink! Let the brothers listen to the level! ”

Ximen Chong raised his wine glass and said slowly: "A cup of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world!" ”

The three of them applauded, and Ximen Chong suddenly said: "Damn, I remember wrong, it should be 'a song of liver and intestine breaking'!" ”

The three of them smiled, raised their glasses and took two sips.

After Ximen Chong drank it, he slapped his thigh and looked at the three of them: "I almost forgot about business, who will go to the whole two vans with me in the afternoon?" ”

"Buying a car? I'll go, I'll go! The monkey raised his hand to take the lead.

Monk Hua pulled his arm down, "You go Mao!" I'll go, just like me, forgive them and don't dare to ask for more! ”

"You're going to have to shake the scene! Besides, if you don't, I'll make a counteroffer! The monkey retorted.

The two argued, and Simon said, "Okay, you two don't have driver's licenses, just let the two stunned go with me!" ”

Liu Er was stunned and said hello.

After it was set, Ximen Chong said again about the division of the hall entrance of Xitianmen, and asked the three of them not to be idle when they watched the field in the past two days, and exercised if they could.

Just these three people, two are too fat and one is too thin, if they don't adjust it well, it will be a problem to serve the public in the future.

The monkey solved the problem with one sentence: "I don't want to be the boss of the hall or something, just let me take care of the gang's money." ”

Simon Chong scolded him for being a "miser"!

According to the monkey's words, Monk Hua drew a scoop on the gourd: "I also want to be the boss of the hall or something, and when the time comes, open a few more companies, and let me be the chairman or general manager of the group." ”

"Your uncle! You two uncles! ”

"Where's the dumbfounded?"

Liu Er was stunned and said: "I don't like to fight and kill either, just let me be a fictitious vice president or something." ”

"You uncle!"

These three guys seem to be planning to make no effort and sit and eat ready-made.