Chapter 117: The Lost Devil's Tractor
Chapter 117
"It's... Is this Nima a tractor? When Wang Dongxing saw the tractor provided by the store owner, his expression was like this: (⊙▽⊙). Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The shopkeeper said with a smile on his face and enthusiasm: "This is the latest agricultural tractor, in order to meet your off-road needs, I asked the manufacturer to help you install pure ZCFQ metal tracks, and the wear and tear of 100 kilometers does not exceed 0.23 grams; In order to improve comfort, I have installed a suspended air shock absorber for you, even if you cross the ditch, there will be no tremor - but the shock absorption function is a bit energy-consuming, after all, this is a dismantled part of the aviation fighter, and it needs to be driven by the second stage of the dead crystal... Your body has also been heavily modified, and for the sake of your quality of life, I've added solar panels on top of it, and so that you can enjoy 24-hour hot water, I've added an Aqueous Crystal, which extracts the energy of the Lost Crystal, and then extracts the water element from nature, producing a steady stream of pure, unpolluted water...... The main thing is that it adds a one-button self-defense feature that turns it into a killing machine when necessary. ”
Exaggeration! What an exaggeration! The cultural differences are really terrifying, I didn't expect the tractor from the other world to be so ferocious! This thing can be pulled back to the earth, and it can kill all kinds of high-end RVs in seconds. Can your RV absorb shocks so much that it doesn't feel good? Can you bring 24-hour hot water with your RV? Can your RV stick out two Gatling Metal Storms in minutes? Can it bring its own surface-to-surface and surface-to-air missiles? Can you shoot up 300 rockets in 30 seconds, turning a square kilometer in front of you into a sea of fire?
"Well... I'm satisfied... By the way, this thing burns mourning crystals, right? What is the highest level of mourning crystal it supports? Wang Dongxing asked.
"Level three! No matter how high it is, it is easy to burn the motor...", the boss introduced.
"Good! Thank you ha! I'm leaving, Captain, goodbye! Wang Dongxing resolutely prepared to leave, in the face of such a dreamy car, he was already hungry and thirsty!
Luxury cars are one of the ultimate dreams of men, and Wang Dongxing's magic tractor has stood on the top of the earth - it is estimated that under the cost-free modification of the shop owner, this tractor can also stand on the top of the agricultural machinery of Noi Star.
Driving the newly bought "dragged mobile life and combat platform", Wang Dongxing chatted with Wang Gangdan happily: "You said that if I drive it back to the earth, then Dora wind?" It's just a spark with lightning all the way! ”
Wang Gangdan spat weakly: "You are not afraid that a group of old academicians of the Chinese Academy of Sciences will surround you - you can be regarded as a super new energy vehicle!" ”
"It's also a waste, it's a waste that such a good weapon can't show up in a grand manner! It's a brocade night! Wang Dongxing said helplessly.
"Uh... After I get my body back, try to give you a makeover, and see if I can add a fuel system - but you are a crawler and a bucket, and the country should not be allowed to go on the road, it is said that modified cars are prohibited from being on the road. If you leak out of a weapon, you will definitely be able to attract armed police, and it will be difficult to do it if you are arrested as a foreign spy. Although your family relationship is hard, but the favor is not good! Wang Gangdan dissuaded.
"Huh? How do you know that my family is hard? I don't seem to have told you, right..."Wang Dongxing said unexpectedly: "Did you read my memory?" I've let Pangu read my memory, you shouldn't know! ”
Wang Gangdan said coaxingly: "I'm super smart, can this imbecile Internet in the world stop me?" Although the General Administration of Information Technology of the Ministry of National Defense is an intranet, it is still useless to me - in other words, your family's secrecy level is quite high, SS level - only the deputy national level and above can be reviewed... Tsk tsk. ”
"Low-key, low-key!" Wang Dongxing smiled, but the smug expression on his face did not mean to be low-key at all.
"Do you want me to help you design a play about the return of the player? When we can return to Earth, our abilities will basically be able to ignore all authority! Wang Gangdan said badly.
Wang Dongxing said indifferently: "Pull it down, it's all some bad things like old sesame seeds, even if I become the fourth generation of red and the rich N generation, what's the use?" I've traveled through all worlds all day long, who knows this! ”
"Yes! The vision is different, the mind is different, our goal is the sea of stars, the multiverse! Wang Gangdan roared with confidence and high morale.
"Be quiet! It's easy to give me a concussion! By the way, what part of my brain do you have? Is there still physical damage for Mao? Wang Dongxing rubbed his head and complained.
Wang Gangdan apologized again and again: "Actually, I am attached to the neurons of your brain, and excessive stimulation will indeed make you tingle..."
"My life is so miserable... By the way, we're running out of gas! This car is seriously overrun, and I didn't think that the owner of the store directly changed it to such a rebellious thing! Not to mention anything else, that water-based ability crystal is worth 500,000 crystals! We'll have to find some zombie hunting, or the car will break down easily! Wang Dongxing said.
"Okay! Don't we have a car zombie radar? See if there are any large zombie communities within a radius of 100 miles. Wang Gangdan agreed: "Why don't you let me out and let me pretend to be the car computer for a while?" ”
"Can it be done? Can this low-end thing hold the spirit of your holy artifact? Wang Dongxing asked unexpectedly.
Wang Gangdan hesitated for a long time before saying: "It should be possible, at most the calculation speed is a little slower - but don't delay using it, I have my own authoritative database!" ”
"Okay, what do you need me to do?" Wang Dongxing asked.
"You put your hands on the on-board computer, I'll go by myself! I'm a merit artifact! Wang Gangdan said coaxingly.
"Okay, good, you are a merit holy weapon, every second of the sky, every second of the air!" Wang Dongxing said.
After a while, Wang Dongxing felt relaxed, and his previous state was equivalent to Wang Dongxing being possessed by a ghost. It's all the same principle, now that Wang Gangdan is gone, he will naturally feel relaxed.
Wang Gangdan, who entered the on-board computer, successfully took over the operation of the car. This directly liberated Wang Dongxing's hands, and out of laziness, Wang Dongxing climbed back to the house with a car bucket to rest.
The design of the room of the car body is absolutely frenzied, the room is ten meters long and eight meters wide, and it will never be allowed to go on the road on the earth, Wang Dongxing will rely on the end of the world without traffic police!
This room basically includes the necessary elements of life: bedroom, dining room, kitchen, living room, bathroom, toilet, electronic reading room... Although the sparrow is small, it has all kinds of organs. In order to prevent the body from crushing the soil layer, the car boss directly designed the body to be aerodynamically suspended in mid-air, and Wang Dongxing sometimes felt that driving was like flying a kite...
Just when Wang Dongxing was about to fall asleep, Wang Gangdan's voice came from the stereo in the bedroom.
"Encounter a horde of zombies! Get ready for battle! ”