Chapter 53: The Bearded

Chapter 53

Qinghe Sword twisted in An Yi's hand and stopped moving. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 info An Yi touched the sword body of the Qinghe sword in amazement, it was as warm as jade, the texture was delicate, and the feel was really good! However, the Qinghe Sword emitted a cold aura from within, and the sword body was cold and a little biting. In just a few seconds, An Yi couldn't stand it anymore, her little hands were a little frozen, and she used her little fat hands that were a little frozen, and clumsily handed the sword to Yu Junhao.

"It's time to go." Yu Junhao took the sword and touched An Yi's head. He picked up An Yi, stepped on the sword, controlled the speed of the force, and walked forward in the air.

An Yi hugged Yu Junhao's neck and looked down secretly. The river, the big stone, disappeared little by little in An Yi's eyes. An Yi exhaled softly, her little secret was saved!

Yu Junhao felt the warm breath on his neck, patted An Yi's back, and slowed down again.

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"What a fucking bad luck! For grandma, I have to ask Lao Tzu to break the mortal world! Phew, that scorpion grandson, you think grandpa is one of your dogs! I don't care about you! "A big man appeared by the river. He was tall, about two meters tall, and the muscles in his arms were tangled, and he was amazingly strong. His face was tightly covered by a beard, and a long scar ran from his right forehead to his nose, like a centipede. His skin was tanned, his hands and chest were covered with dense hairs, and his voice was as loud as thunder.

"Fuck! Lao Tzu has really poured mold for eight lifetimes! Damn it! The more the big man thought about it, the more angry he became, his hands were raised, his muscles were high and bulging, his eyes were as big as copper bells, he looked at the big stone in front of him, and slammed his hands into it, "boom", and the stone shattered into powder.

Watching the stone shatter into powder, the big man pulled out a twisted laugh, "Damn! The stones of everything are so fragile! Before the anger in Dahan's heart was exhausted, the stone shattered. The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he jumped into the river.

The big man slapped the water frantically with his two hands, and the water splashed up to a meter high. The fish were frightened by the sudden disaster and fled in all directions, and some of them were too late to die, and they were shocked to death by this force and floated on the surface of the river.

A fish floated in front of the big man, with a white fish belly and silver scales glowing faintly in the sun. The big man wiped his face vigorously from top to bottom with his two big hands, grabbed the fish and opened his mouth to bite. Blood flowed from the big man's mouth, and the big man chewed it and laughed frantically, "Hahaha, beasts should be eaten!" ”

The big man had enough of venting in the water, wiped his long hair back, and went ashore. The big man yawned and sat down next to the gravel. He was bored and drifted the gravel one by one on the surface of the river. A pebble flew over the river, touched the surface of the water three times, and finally fell into the river. "Great!" The big man watched and whistled happily. "Shhh~hahaha!"

Dahan looked at the river, happy, his hand grabbed into the gravel, and grabbed something, "Huh? "It looks like fabric!

The big man tugged hard, and a pair of pink pants appeared in front of him. "His grandmother's, a pair of pants is still so hidden?!" The big man pulled his pants in front of him and looked at them carefully. But no matter how he looked at it, it was just an ordinary child's pants.

The big man scooped up his pants and put them in front of his face, his nose twitched, and when he smelled it, the whole already terrifying face was extremely distorted. "grandma! A pair of peeing pants, still ******, hiding so mysterious!? It's a dog! The big man threw away his pee pants and felt uncomfortable. He ran over and picked up the pee of his pants again, and tore them into several more before he gave up.

The big man looked at the gravel again and stepped on it a few times. "What is this? A business paper? Damn, it's not going to wipe your ass, is it? Dahan recited the mantra and moved the paper into the air, and Dahan stayed away from the paper, squinting at the contents of the paper.

"! It's a big deal! The big man was stunned and patted his head vigorously with his hand. As soon as he was excited, his spiritual power broke and the paper floated down.

"Damn, don't lose it!" The big man jumped, grabbed the piece of paper, and fell to the ground. The big man smiled stupidly, as if he had won five hundred medium-grade spirit stones. "It's simple!"

The big man smirked and picked up the paper and kissed it violently, kissing a few bites, and his face was bad again. "Phew!" The big man woke up and spat a big mess of saliva. "Damn, a smell of urine! If this piece of paper doesn't wipe my ass, I'm bearded, and my surname is Wang Ba! ”

Dahan wanted to throw this piece of paper away, but he was a little reluctant. There is nothing written on this piece of paper, it is full of dense names, and in the last line, only five words are written, "Yu Junhao" and "An Yi". This page of the book is on the second page of the "Beginner's Manual for Cultivating Immortals", and everyone who has used it will leave a signature.

"Scorpion, this time grandpa has to accept your good grandson!" The big man lay on the ground, roaring loudly to the sky.

"Yu Junhao, An Yi?" What's the relationship? The big man was a little entangled, he grabbed his hair frantically with his hands, as if he couldn't think of it even if he had broken his head. "Damn, I don't want to!" The big man jerked up from the ground. "As long as Lao Tzu knows that they have a relationship, isn't it?"

"Yu Junhao, that facial paralysis, must be here! Lao Tzu can catch him for credit, and let the scorpion's grandson be called Lao Tzu's father! The big man was so happy that he slammed the ground and laughed.

Dahan, after thinking about it for a long time, suddenly remembered a question, "Damn, I don't even know where they went!" The big man was depressed again, and he cast a trick to dry his clothes.

He looked around, his eyes were only stunned, "How do I know!" The big man's eyes were dark, and he casually chose a direction, rode a gourd magic weapon, and rushed away.