Receiving a call from someone he didn't expect, Chen An fell into a momentary distraction. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

And in the brief silence, an air of unease emanated.

Finally, unable to bear the uneasiness of the silence, Misuzu on the other end of the phone took the lead in breaking the silence.

"Xianggong, is it Xianggong?"

“…… Oh, it's me. Unexpectedly, it would be Misuzu you called me, and at first I thought it was Sanae, and I hesitated to answer it. ”

"- Hey! Chen An, you don't want to answer my phone, it's too much! ”

In the midst of the disgruntled girl's shouting, Misuzu's restless question ensued.

"That...... If you knew it was me, Xianggong, would you not take it? ”

"What an international joke! If I knew it was Misuzu you, even if the phone was broken, I would run to the phone store at the speed of light, and then buy a new phone and call back! ”

"-Stinky Chen An, you're even more excessive!"

"Although I have become accustomed to your style. But sure enough, every time I hear Xianggong's words, my mood improves. ”

"Haha, let's laugh well. Unlike Remy's majestic dwarf winter melon, which is like a fool, Misuzu, the way you laugh is beautiful~"

"—Roar! You bastard is saying bad things about Lord Remy again—where!? Tell Remy-sama where you are!? Mistress Remy, I'm going to kill you! 10,000 times is never less! ”

"Scared! Remy, are you there? ”

Suddenly roared, as if he was about to deafen his ears through the phone, and the roar startled Chen An.

"Bastard! Do you think that if Remy-sama is not there, you can do whatever you want?! Say it! Where's you damn bastard, Mistress Remy is going to kill you! ”

The roar of anger was deafening.

Chen An calmly straightened his hand and kept the phone away from his ear. At the same time, he whistled at Yonglin.

"Yonglin, do you have any good medicine in your hand that can cure Remi's temper? …… People with a big temper are not in good shape, and if Remy's temper is cured, her tablet may be able to fluctuate a little. She'll be so grateful to you. ”

"I'm sorry. There's a guy like you who has a bad taste, and there's nothing to do about it. ”

"Didn't you? Hey, even mania can't be cured, poor medical skills. ”

expressed his contempt for Yonglin's medical skills, and received a pair of cold and sharp eyes. Chen An put the phone to his ear again.

"Hey, Remy. If you're not angry, how about I go back and bring you a gift? ”

“…… Ha!? You're taking Mistress Remy like one of those coaxed imps......"

"Three days! Plus three days at your disposal, you can play with you as much as you want. ”

"Oh ho, what a joke. Who do you think you are? A mere servant, how dare he mention such a condition to Lord Remy? - Thirty days deal! ”

"Hey! Attitudes have become so fast! ”

In the familiar, but not sure whose shouting, Chen An decisively refused the time.

"Thirty days will kill people. For a week, I'll tell you stories at night – and I'm sure you'll see me the first time you wake up! ”

"Oh ho, Lord Remy doesn't like it when she hears stories or something. And when I saw you at the first sight in the morning, I would definitely be in a bad mood that day. …… So a week, deal! ”

With this result holding, the voice in the microphone becomes Fran.

"Brother An, Brother An. When are you going home, Fran misses you so much. ”

"Fran is there too...... Well, don't worry, I'll be able to go back in a hundred or two years. ”

“…… Ay!!! It's too much! Fran will die in a hundred or two years! ”

"Lumia, too! I'll think of my big brother and think of dying! ”

"Hey, Lumia is there too...... Haha, just kidding, you can go back in a month or two at most, you can rest assured. Look forward to it, because when you go back, the big brother will bring you gifts. ”

Stunned to hear Lumia's words so dependent, Chen An couldn't help but scratch his head with a dry smile. And made promises.

"Oh! Thank you Brother Ann (big brother, human)! ”

In the cheers of one more Cirno, the person on the other end of the line changed again.

It's still not Misuzu, but ......

"Hey, stupid brother, where are you now? Why don't you hurry up and get me back! ”

"It's a familiar voice...... When I thought about it, it turned out to be the seventeenth who was angry with the careful eye and said that he would sleep for a year...... Ahem, it's purple. Didn't you say you were going to sleep for a year? Why did you wake up so quickly? ”

"Hehe, do you want to call me seventeen? I can't prefix those previous prefix descriptions as if I didn't hear them~"

As if the dividing line between the two extremes, the gentle voice suddenly raised at that moment as if it could pierce Chen An's eardrums.

"-Where's your stupid brother now!? Why don't you hurry up and get me back and apologize, and then let me beat you to death! ”

"When I'm stupid, go back now, isn't it very rhythmic to die?"

"You...... Is it really a brother? ”

Muttering quietly, in Yonglin's contemptuous gaze, Chen An suddenly felt that his incomparably precious dignity had been trampled on.

What! I'm not Zi's brother, is it possible that you're an 800-million-year-old ghost?

Damn it! It seems that it has been too long since he has shown his brother's majesty that makes Zi have such a bold attitude. will also cause yourself to be despised.

Unforgivable! For the sake of his own face, it seems that he must teach a good lesson to that stinky girl named Yakumo Zi who regards her brother's majesty as nothing!

"Purple!"

A louder roar was used to contain the sound in the microphone. After learning from the pain, Chen An, who decided to improve his image in Yonglin's eyes, the purple on the other end of the microphone unfolded - the majesty of his brother!

"You stinky girl! Isn't it too long since I taught you a lesson to make you so arrogant? Why did the uncle call you seventeen? You have the ability to beat me! Tell you, uncle just sit still, you have the ability to follow the signal to hit me! ”

“…… You, you ......"

"What are you? Uncle told you, what if Uncle didn't go back? You have the ability to follow the signal and come over to beat me! …… Want to know where the uncle is now? Haha, you think the uncle will tell you that the uncle is on his honeymoon with the eloped 800 million years old - damn it, don't slap your face! ”

Embarrassed to dodge the flying books, Chen An continued to angrily scold the purple on the other end of the phone.

"Tell you, uncle won't go back! You have the ability, to follow, to believe, to tell, to pass, to come, to hit, me, ah, stupid, egg!! ”

“……”

The phone suddenly turned busy.

Chen An threw away his mobile phone, trembled his eyebrows, whistled, and looked triumphant.

"Haha, this girl still wants to fight with her uncle, go back and practice another 800 million...... No way! How many times have you said that!? You 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost, don't slap your uncle in the face! ”

Leaning back to avoid the book flying in his face again, Chen An glared at Yonglin angrily.

"You 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost, you actually do it again and again on Uncle Ben's handsome face, don't you understand what Uncle said to you?"

Isn't that what I should have said? How many times have you said it, don't take it! In the next! Name! Fun, play, laugh! ”

Compared with Chen An, Yonglin, who was repeatedly provoked, was even more angry. His face flushed, and he flew a book to Chen An, who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, - face!

"Damn! You stinky little devil! Fight, have the ability...... I'm sorry, I know I was wrong, please be merciful and put the scalpel away. ”

Seeing that Yonglin's hand came out at some point, reflecting in the sun, making people know at a glance that it was a very sharp scalpel under the silent threat, Chen An held his hands high on his head, and admitted defeat very undisciplinedly.

"Really. I'm used to it, but every time I see you so undisciplined, I feel very embarrassed. And yours...... Alas, pray that you don't get polluted. ”

Yonglin was not surprised by Chen An's face-changing skills.

To be precise, before taking out the scalpel, he had already seen Chen An's performance of being so unambitious.

The only thing that bothered her was that she was worried about whether she would be polluted by him one day when she was with Chen An.

Even though I have confidence in myself, but with that kind of goods......

"Ah~~"

"Hey, what's that look in your eyes? See the filth - bastard! Uncle is the most handsome in the world! ”

With a long sigh, Yonglin turned around and ignored Chen An, who had put away the scalpel and started shouting loudly again.

"Damn! Don't give Uncle a chance, or I'll spank you! ”

After chattering for a while, Yonglin always closed his eyes and ignored him, which made Chen An feel very frustrated.

At this moment, the phone that had been hung up before rang again, so with resentment that he couldn't tease Yonglin, Chen An connected the phone, and his sharp lips and tongue began to agitate.

"Hey, who's that? Seventeen years old? I said that I have the ability to follow the signal to call me, what is it to hang up the phone...... Alas? ”

"Chen An, it's an old body......"

Because the voice on the other end of the phone was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while, Chen An temporarily held the phone high, and he fell into thought.

Tilting his head to look at the yard, he slapped his thigh for a while, and finally remembered something.

"-That tricky big king!"

In Yonglin's subtle eyes, Chen An said into the phone seriously:

"Who are you? The uncle doesn't know the guy called the old body, he only knows a guy who looks okay, but the hair is long, and the figure is not bad, but the chest is big, and he is called the concubine.

You call the old body...... Oh! Understood, the thousand-year-old king eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, you should be the relative of that fool king eight, stupid big turtle, right? ”

“……”

Changing his tone, Chen An continued to be serious and said a wordy word to the other end of the phone that had remained silent since he had just said a word.

"Uncle told you, uncle, I am a very clean and good man. The temperament is noble, and the art is not sold out...... Anyway, you are related to the fool Wang Ba, who can't even afford an umbrella, and you should also be a poor ghost, so you can listen to this sentence the other way around.

But whether you listen to it or not, remember it, you stupid big turtle! Don't learn from that fool king eight pairs of the same uncle fell in love at first sight, and chased the uncle for two days as soon as they met! You want to push me down!

Tell you! Girls should be reserved and reserved...... Feed? Feed!? ”

"What, you hung up the phone without making a sound, you're really a rude guy."

"No, I think she can hang up the phone quietly, it's already very powerful."

Compared with Chen An's dissatisfaction, Yonglin expressed completely opposite opinions.

"Hey, don't hang up the phone silently, uncle will also, what's so powerful?"

After tearing off Yonglin's silver hair dissatisfiedly and letting her gaze cool down the environment, Chen An connected the phone that rang for the third time.

"-Husband!"

"Stupid big ...... Hey, Ahhh Hell, how many people are there? ”

The mocking words were beaten to death by a gentle husband, and Chen An muttered depressedly.

Sanae of Toshigaya , Misuzu, Remy, Fran, Lumia, Kiruno, Murasaki, Genhime plus Succubus and Yasei's Reimu and Marisa...... Hell, are so many people getting together for a feast?

“…… Mei, what are you looking for me? ”

"This ...... It's nothing, say hello to your husband......"

"Don't lie to me, you will know that you have something to do with me. Say it quickly, don't say I'll go back and lift your skirt...... Look what! Ah Mei is an evil spirit, and lifting her skirt is not obscene! ”

"Husband, you are really rude."

A tone of discontent came from the other end, followed by a sigh, and Ai Ai's inquiry followed.

"That...... Husband, is there anything you can do to make me the way I used to be? ”

“…… Well? Do you want to become human again? ”

"Yes, yes, yes...... I don't want to hear anyone say that a husband wants even a legless woman. ”

“…… Well, why don't you think about it? ”

"Why?"

"Because what you just said is the truth, I really want to be legless, otherwise how could I want you?"

“……”

Honk...... Honk...... Honk......

looked at Yonglin, who was stunned, and Chen An, who was hung up again, helplessly spread his hands.

"What, it's rare to tell the truth and hang up on my phone, it's really undecent."

"Suddenly discovered...... You're the most powerful! You can provoke three people in just a few minutes, how did you survive until now? ”

"Awards, awards."

Chen An's radiant hand looked really proud.

"Also, you're wrong, it's actually four people, Remy, you forgot."

Yonglin was sincerely amazed.

"So, how did you survive until now~"

"Who made me handsome and miserable, and the world loved me and refused to accept me."

"Hey, virtue."

After a few words of fighting with Yonglin, the phone rang for the fourth time.

Chen Anle's straight grin.

"Yo ho, don't give up, what a bunch of guys who bring joy to people."

With the bad mentality of answering a few calls and killing a few people, Chen An answered the phone again with a smile.

"Hey, which one? Is it seventeen or stupid big turtle? Hmm, or maybe it's a legless A-Mei? ”

"Both~No~Yes~Yo~"

The tone ...... Oh~! Understood, it's a crow girl! ”

There was a moment of silence, and an angry roar came from the microphone.

“…… Bastard! How many times have people told you, don't call people crows! People are crows and dogs, and they are crows! ”

Chen An smiled, pretending not to hear clearly, and covered the phone with his other hand.

"What? Raven girl, what are you talking about? Hey, there's a bad signal here, Raven Girl, can you say that again? ”

“…… Chen An! If you have the ability, don't come back, or people will bite you to death! Bite you to death~! ”

"—Wenwen! My phone is not Chen An! ”

"—Wenwen! Don't bite that thing, I'm not done yet! ”

In the midst of the increasingly angry roar mixed with the noise of exclamation, the person on the other end of the phone changed again - back to the first person, and the voice changed to Misuzu again.

It seems that after a fierce scramble, Misuzu's words are a little gasping.

"Phase, phase, phase."

With the guilt that only he knew, because of selfishness, Chen An said "hey~" softly.

"What's wrong? Is it Lumia who is causing trouble because they are disobedient? ”

"No, it's not."

Misuzu's voice slowed down.

"I just...... Just have a question for Xianggong? ”

“…… Well? Ask me when I'm going back? ”

"Ah, I'd love to ask, but no...... Xianggong, did you send me back to my room that day? ”

"Well...... this"

Chen An smacked his lips and glanced at Yonglin, who had been looking at the scenery around him, but his eyes were floating, and his attention was obviously not looking at the scenery, and he hesitated for a while before saying:

"Yes. Originally, I went to you with a cheerful mood to inform me that I was going to elope with Yonglin, but it turned out that you were lazy...... You also know that being lazy at the door and being lazy in the room is discovered, and it is obviously the latter that is worse. So in order to revive the jubilation of the mood was ruined, I sent you back to the warm bed. ”

"Hmph, idiot."

Yonglin glanced at Chen An, who had a gentle expression but said extremely bad words. A syllable was hummed softly in his nasal cavity, and it was rare that he didn't bother with him.

Seemingly shocked by Chen An's answer, Misuzu was silent for a while before she said helplessly:

“…… What, what a bad match. ”

"Haha, you just understand. Your father-in-law, I~ is the worst man in the world. ”

"Well, I'm still an idiot."

I can't pretend I didn't hear that. …… By the way, by the way, did my revenge succeed that day? Did Sakiya find out and poke you in the head with a knife? ”

"I'm disappointed in Xianggong, I slept all day that time."

"-Damn! It's a rare revenge, and Sakuya is too irresponsible, right? ”

He Misuzu vented his frustration of failing to take revenge for a while, and Chen An finally said jokingly:

“…… Sakuya must have found out that you were drunk, so she didn't call you. Misuzu, don't get yourself drunk with so much alcohol in the future, or I'll definitely fail again if I make a bad mess in the future. ”

"What, for such a bad reason, how could I agree...... I know, I won't let you worry about it in the future. ”

"I'm not worried."

Flatly denied his feelings, Chen An pretended to be impatient and urged.

"Okay, okay, I'm embarrassed to complain so much. If it's okay......"

"-something."

Resolutely interrupting Chen An's false words, Misuzu's voice was infinitely gentle.

"Xianggong, I always have something I want to say to you. - One way or another. I, Red Misuzu, won't be angry. …… Well, there's one more thing. On that day, I have received the gentleness of my father-in-law, and my heart is still very warm. ”

“……”

Chen An was speechless. Yonglin retracted his afterglow and muttered in a low voice:

"Fleshy."

was forgiven by Yonglin's muttering, Chen An didn't care whether Misuzu could see it or not, and touched his head and laughed exaggeratedly.

“…… Why, what, I'm such a bad guy, where can there be such a thing as gentleness? Misuzu, don't joke with me, OK? ”

"Is Xianggong shy? Hee-hee, actually, I'm a little bit of a bit. ”

"What! Don't be kidding, you idiot! Uncle, my face is only one centimeter thinner than the earth, how can there be such a thing as shyness and shyness! ”

With an angry gesture to hide the fact that he was indeed shy, Chen An said loudly:

"Okay, don't talk to you idiot. Obediently wait for me to go back happily in the Red Devil Pavilion...... By the way, you have a special gift when the time comes. It's a gift that injects real effort. ”

"Huh? Gift? What is it? ”

"Want to know what it is? …… Don't tell you! ”

In order to take revenge for the previous embarrassment, Chen An hung up the phone decisively at the moment when he specially aroused Misuzu's curiosity.

He glared fiercely at the smiling Yonglin.

"Laugh what a laugh! Haven't you ever seen a husband and wife flirt? You pathetic woman who is single for 800 million years! ”

“……”

The smile froze, and Yonglin only felt that not only the corners of her mouth, but also the muscles of her cheeks were twitching.

“…… You—Do you have the ability to say it again?! ”

"If you ask me to say it, I'll say, where is the uncle's face? …… Hell, why is it here again? ”

After glancing at Yonglin with disdain, and after she was so angry that even her body with silver hair all over the ground seemed to start trembling, Chen An impatiently answered the phone again.

"The number you dialed is not in the service area, please sell a cute and dial ......"

"-Brother (An Jun)!"

Funny and funny, Chen An's grinning expression froze in the affectionate names of the girls.

He screamed in disbelief.

"-Melly, why are you !! there?"

……