In the first chapter, it's either a neurotic or the old king next door

The wind is beautiful and the sun is shining, and Linjiang City, as an international metropolis, has all the prosperity she should have, with high-rise buildings and busy traffic!

It is said that there are unforeseen storms and clouds in the sky, but no, there is a sudden explosion of thunder in the cloudless sky! Shocked everyone to look up!

In the alley on the west side of the old city, there was a puff of green smoke, and after the smoke dissipated, a man with a **** body spread on the ground, as if he was dead. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The man slowly opened his eyes and struggled to get up from the ground.

"I wiped it, I was struck by thunder, and I wasn't prepared at all, huh? Where's my clothes? Liu Yan hurriedly covered his important parts with both hands and looked around: "Fortunately, there is no one, otherwise it will be a big loss!" ”

Thinking about himself, he was unlucky enough, three years ago he had a barbecue on the side of the road, and the innocent was hit by the runaway truck, and he didn't know what was going on, this collision made Liu Yan inexplicably go to a place called Xiangong. In a world where cultivators have killed countless people, Liu Yan's worldview has completely collapsed.

In that world where the strong survive and the weak are wiped out, it stands to reason that Liu Yan will not survive more than two episodes, but Hua Xu, the big boss of Asgard, sees that his bones are exquisite, and he is a once-in-a-century cultivation genius, so he taught him his skills, and handed over the responsibility of saving the Three Realms to Liu Yan, but Liu Yan only learned one-third of it and became a half-baked immortal cultivator. However, with only this one-third, Liu Yan can be regarded as one of the best masters in the Immortal Palace. This is not a bad luck thing from this point of view. However, everything in the Asgard Palace is good, that is, some elders rely on their high age and weight, and for those cultivators who have low cultivation and no background, they will see one and kill one and kill one and kill one and one pair. didn't care about human life at all, Liu Yan almost died there several times.

In the end, Liu Yan made one of the most important decisions, that is, to leave the Immortal Palace and return to the mortal world to become an ordinary person.

Liu Yan looked around, and when no one was around, he tore off the sheet that was cold at the window and wrapped it around his body, although it was very indecent, but it was better than being naked and being seen as playing performance art.

"Hello, this world, I'm Hu Hansan back again" Walking out of the alley, looking at the traffic, Liu Yan shouted a little carried away, but he forgot that he was wearing a sheet.

This move immediately attracted everyone to stand and watch!

Uncle: "This man is insane, right?" Did you run out of the psychiatric hospital next to it? ”

Aunt: "Yes, I heard that a neurological patient escaped a few days ago, it must be him, hurry up and call them to arrest someone!" ”

Hearing this, someone really took out their mobile phone!

"I wiped it, as soon as I came back, I was treated as a psychopath, I had no mana, wouldn't it be a big loss if I really let people catch it? This place should not stay for a long time, hurry up! ”

Liu Yan turned around and ran, but he didn't wear shoes, and he didn't feel happy to run. ran to a corner, and as soon as he turned around, a force directly hit Liu Yan's body, Liu Yan was shocked: "There is a master!" ”

During the three years in the Immortal Palace, Liu Yan developed the instinct of guarding against people all the time, and as soon as he was hit, he immediately put on a defensive posture, but in this way, the sheet covering his body was blown down several meters away by the wind, and the master lying on the ground was just a little girl. No, it's two!

Three seconds later, a voice louder than thunder suddenly sounded: "Ahhhhhh ”

This is the normal reaction of a woman after looking at a man, and then there is an abnormality: "Wow, the little thing is so cute!" ”

Liu Yan covered his crotch and hurriedly grabbed the sheet a few meters away!

Gao Sisi and Wang Keke are high school students, and their understanding of boys' bodies is limited to books! Gao Sisi covered his eyes with both hands: "Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency!" ”

"Sisi, what do you see?" Wang Keke also covered his eyes with both hands, but he was covered with moisture, and his fingers were slightly open, peeking at Liu Yan!

Gao Sisi shook his head like a rattle: "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!" ”

"Hey, don't hide, he's wrapped the sheets!" Wang Keke clearly looked at Liu Yan wrapped in a sheet from between his fingers and reminded Gao Sisi.

When Gao Sisi heard this, he put down his hands and immediately changed his face to kill and went straight to Liu Yan: "You are insane!" No clothes in broad daylight! ”

Less than five minutes after Liu Yan returned to this world, he was said to be neurotic twice, could it be that he really looks like a neurotic?

"Hey, little girl, be careful when you speak, how can you tell I'm insane?"

Gao Sisi crossed his hands on his hips and exhaled: "Do you still need to watch this?" Blind people know you're insane! ”

Liu Yan was helpless: "I'm not a psychopath!" ”

"It's not a neurosis, are you the old king next door? Huh..." Wang Keke looked disgusted.

The old king next door? What does it mean, Liu Yan obviously didn't understand: "Who is the old king next door?" ”

"That's right, Coco, who is the old king next door?" Gao Sisi, who was standing next to him, also looked at Wang Keke with a puzzled expression.

Wang Keke was surprised: "The old king next door doesn't know, are you earthling?" The old man next door is a great character! ”

Amazing characters? Still haven't heard of it!

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm not Lao Wang, I just don't have clothes to wear, if you two can't get used to it, go find me clothes!"

Gao Sisi was stunned: "I'm still looking for you to settle accounts, and you still ask me for clothes?" I'm going to beat you to death! ”

Wang Keke hurriedly stopped: "Sisi, forget it, buy him a suit, there is a shop selling men's clothes next to here, but he is also your first time, if you let others know how faceless you are?" ”

"How do you elbow out? What do you call my first time? You saw it too! Gao Sisi pinched Wang Keke.

Wang Keke looked at Liu Yan with a smile: "Sisi, you see that he is actually quite handsome, but his behavior is a little abnormal, maybe people have really encountered difficulties, help him!" ”

"How can you be a nymphomaniac with such a person? You see he's handsome, then you go and buy it for him, anyway, I won't go! Gao Sisi turned his head.

When Wang Keke heard this, he was excited in his heart: "Lao Wang next door, let's go!" ”

When Liu Yan heard this, he immediately had a good impression of Wang Keke, except for her squinting eyes.

"Just kidding, I did the Fa Gong method, but today I ended up running naked in the city, if I was seen by the group of boys in the Fa Hall, I would have to laugh at it for five hundred years." Liu Yan thought in his heart, and then hurried to follow Wang Keke.

Entering the store, Liu Yan's style successfully attracted everyone's attention.

"Clothes here, just pick a few things that fit you, don't care about the price!" Wang Keke said to Liu Yan very generously.

Liu Yan took a look at the clothes hanging around, and the number on the price tag of each piece of clothing was more than four digits: "Damn, I've never worn such expensive clothes, and the first set of clothes I just came back to wear is a famous brand, which is a very good start!" ”

"Then you're welcome!"

With Wang Keke's nod and agreement, Liu Yan first picked out a pair of underwear, entered the fitting room to put it on, and then picked a casual Kuke white shirt and put on a pair of shoes.

Liu Yan looked at himself in the mirror and smiled with satisfaction: "The perfect face, with the perfect match, is simply seamless!" ”

Wang Keke saw Liu Yan dressed up, and his heart was even more happy: "It's really a handsome guy, more handsome than celebrities!" ”

"Lao Wang next door, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, I can't see that you are still a beautiful man!"

Liu Yan didn't like the word Lao Wang next door: "I said that I am not Lao Wang, my surname is Liu!" ”

"Are you insane, then?" Wang Keke asked with a smile.

"I'm not insane!"

"Then you are the king next door!"

・・・・・・ Liu Yan decided not to dwell on this boring topic with women.

After buying clothes, Wang Keke pulled Liu Yan to find Gao Sisi who was standing on the street waiting: "Sisi, how is it?" I'll just say he's a handsome guy, even if you look at his body, it's not a loss! ”

Gao Sisi blushed: "Dead Coco, what are you talking nonsense?" If you dare to speak out about today's affairs, I will break off your friendship! Gao Sisi felt that he was not pure from then on, looking at Liu Yan behind Wang Keke, he had the heart to kill him: "Didn't you buy him clothes?" Why did you bring it back? ”

"Of course I invited him to dinner, a good man did it to the end!"

"You forgot that we were going to class!"

"yes, we're going to class." Wang Keke turned around and said to Liu Yan: "Lao Wang, I originally wanted to invite you to dinner, but we have to go to class, next time, give me your number!" ”

Where does Liu Yan have any number: "Do you think I look like a person with a mobile phone?" ”

Wang Keke served: "Forget it, it's mine, remember to call me when you buy a mobile phone!" ”

Liu Yan took the super cute business card: "Wang Keke, a very cute name, what about hers?" ”

"Her name is Gao Sisi, my best friend!"

Gao Sisi's eyes were like murders: "Wang Keke, you have a big mouth, you want your mouth to be so fast!" You don't have a crush on him, do you? ”

"yes, oops, let's go, let's go to class!" Wang Keke pulled Gao Sisi, who was about to eat people, and turned around and threw a wink at Liu Yan!

Well・・・・・・ think about it three years ago, I was still pure ** silk, and that night I confessed to a girl who had a crush for a long time but was splashed with a basin of foot washing water, but today I have an affair as soon as I come back, maybe I will have a different fate!

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