"It's too much!"

After hearing Chen An's words that were too good, Ling Xian immediately felt unjust for Lingmeng. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Her face was puffing out, and her ears were shaking.

"People are so pitiful, you dare to say it's too good. Chen An, you are really too much! ”

"No way, if Lingmeng still has relatives, I probably won't stay at that time."

Chen An clasped his hands and sighed.

"I'm just a lonely traveler, and I can coexist with poor people in the same situation as me, but if they are doing well, I can't mix in the happiness of others."

Chen An touched Kaguya's head, who sat down at some point.

"It's like Kaguya. If it weren't for the fact that when I first picked her up, she was just a baby abandoned in the bamboo forest, but the princess of the moon who was high above, I probably wouldn't have crossed paths with her. ”

Kaguya narrowed her eyes happily.

"I suddenly felt that it was really good that the forbidden Penglai medicine that I made with Yonglin at that time was discovered."

Although I have never regretted it, I am really glad that I am still a little happy!

Chen An flicked Hui Ye's forehead angrily.

"It's also a shame for you to be happy, at that time, in order to take care of you girl, I was tired and half dead."

"Hee-hee."

Kaguya covered her forehead and smiled embarrassedly, suddenly a little puzzled.

"Actually, it shouldn't be, I should have grown up as a baby for a few months. But it's strange that it took the same amount of time as a normal person to grow up with my brother. ”

Chen Anxin put aside his face weakly.

"Ahem, who knows, something went wrong."

He muttered to himself.

"Because I found out that you had a problem, and I accidentally solved it for you, how can this kind of thing be said."

It dawned on everyone.

"Oh! It turns out that I (Kaguya, Princess) will grow up so slowly because my brother (you, my brother)! ”

Chen An was so shocked that he almost didn't grab his hand on Ling Xian's ear.

"How do you know!?"

Reisen had no idea that he had escaped, and the rabbit's ears trembled with joy.

"Because you just said it."

Chen An: "......"

No way! Why didn't I close the door!

Chen An tugged at Lingxian's ears in annoyance, and lay on the table decadently.

"Okay, since I've said it all, I'll tell you the truth.

When I first picked up Xiao Kaguya, because I found that someone had cursed her, her body would grow at a rate of 64 times that of ordinary people. As a result, I was afraid that something would go wrong with her growing up too quickly, so I lifted the curse for a while. ”

Aqiu Daqi.

"64 times, Chen An, how do you know this multiple?"

Kaguya was also very surprised.

Because even she herself only knew that she should have grown up very quickly, but she really didn't know how fast.

Chen An was still lying on the table with soft bones, looking at the last photo that had not yet been introduced, and said casually:

"It's very simple, just look at it."

"Just take a look?"

Kaguya was stunned.

"yes, it's just a simple growth acceleration, how can you bother with that kind of spell that doesn't have any technical content?

Then again, it shouldn't be a curse, right?

Controlling eternity and moments, this is really an interesting ability. ”

Chen An's attitude was still careless, and he said something that almost everyone listened to was confused, and suddenly jumped up from the floor.

"First: I'm a good person.

Second: I'm a good person.

Thirdly: I am a very good person who is not pitied.

Fourth, and most importantly, I am always the most handsome, and I am a great and good person who is not pitiful! ”

Chen An stepped on the table with one foot, inexplicably, Liao shamelessly praised himself a few words, then clasped his hands to his chest, looked down at the front, his expression was full of disgust and pathos.

"Look at your poor and sour appearance, you must not have had a good life, right?

Hmph, you're in luck. Uncle has nowhere to go now, plus those guidelines, so he can barely stay here, do good deeds, and take care of you for a while.

Alas, who made me so kind? ”

Chen An finally praised himself again, and sat down again.

Looking at everyone's strange expressions, he shrugged.

"Don't be surprised, these words were spoken to Reimu the day after that night."

Chen An glanced at Ling Xian, and the inexplicable look made her suddenly shudder.

hurriedly walked away from Chen An's side, and she hid behind Mei Hong.

Looking at the spiritual dream in the photo, Chen An's eyes were full of reminiscence.

"I remember that before I said these words that day, I got up early in the morning, braved the snow and went out to catch a fat rabbit for Lingmeng and came back to stew soup for her to eat."

Rabbit, rabbit soup!?

"Woo~ It's terrible!"

At this moment, Ling Xian suddenly understood the meaning of Chen An's previous eyes, and couldn't help but tremble.

Inadvertently seeing Lingxian trembling behind Ah Qiu, Chen An almost didn't laugh.

This fool, she is a moon rabbit, not a rabbit, how can she be afraid of being stewed into rabbit soup!

Haha, was she scared by Yuyuko, who often beat her up?

Thinking of this, Chen An was even happier.

With a smile, he continued:

"Later, I stayed at Hakurei Shrine, and although there are still many things to say later, it's too long, so I'll talk to you when I have a chance later."

"Well, I'll finally introduce you to you."

Chen An shook the photo between his fingers.

"Speaking of which, in fact, he is the first guardian of Gensokyo.

It's just because of an accident that the guardian of Gensokyo will eventually become a reimu, and then from this there is the title of Shimohiro's shrine maiden, which is now known to everyone in Gensokyo. ”

Chen An chuckled, with heavy sadness in his laughter.

"Defend Gensokyo with your life, your soul, everything. Oh, such a dedication is really respectable. ”

No one understood Chen An's mood when he said this, so no one spoke.

Everyone looked at the photos on the table and fell silent for a while.

Chen An shook his head and lowered his head to sort out the photos.

Everyone hurried to help, and soon all the photos were sorted out.

Until Chen An stuffed all the photos into his arms, the atmosphere was still silent, as if he couldn't bear this atmosphere, Ah Qiu fanned his hand twice on the side of his cheek, and broke the silence with a loud voice.

"Chen An, how did you get the photos of the Boli witches?"

"Well, those are actually paintings. I drew a picture, and then I took it. ”

Chen An smiled slightly, and suddenly pointed to the door.

"Someone's coming."

As soon as Chen An's words fell, the door of the room was slammed open.

As Remy walked in triumphantly and swaggeringly. With his ears down, the decrepit and embarrassed emperor also walked in.

Obviously, this black-bellied rabbit must have been cleaned up badly before.

Sensing everyone's gaze, the emperor glared at Chen An viciously, and his attitude was even worse.

"Look at what you see, you want to die, don't you!"

"Wow, what a murderer~"

Chen An pretended to be scared and shrunk back, then pointed to the other side and seemed to be disturbed by the movement of Remy opening the door just now, rubbing his forehead Yonglin, who had just opened his eyes, laughed loudly.

"The old lady is 800 million years old this year, emperor. That line of writing on Yonglin's face is so hilarious! ”

"Huh?"

The emperor was stunned for a moment, and looked in the direction Chen An pointed, and saw Yonglin, who was inexplicable because Chen An was laughing, and the line of words on her forehead.

- The old lady is 800 million years old this year!

"Poof, poof!"

The emperor's eyes widened, and the decay on his face was instantly swept away. Happy clutched his stomach and rolled on the ground.

"Haha, my mother is 800 million years old this year, Yonglin, this sentence is really worthy of you!"

At this time, because of looking at the photos and listening to Chen An's story, I didn't notice that the old lady on Yonglin's face who was written by Chen An was 800 million years old this year, and everyone finally saw that line of words.

Except for Reisen, who didn't dare to laugh, even Kaguya and Ah Qiu couldn't help but be happy.

The two of them are quite reserved. Just put his face away and pursed his lips and chuckled.

But the boyish girl is different.

It's not as exaggerated as rolling on the ground like the emperor, but it's not much better.

Didn't you look at that table, was it almost smashed by Meihong?

Remy is okay to say, he thinks he is noble and reserved. So it's nothing to just put your hands on your hips and look up to the sky and laugh three times, and then run out to steal the fun.

Regarding everyone's reaction, because of what Chen An gave before, Yonglin, who was still a little upset, became more and more inexplicable.

"What's the matter, everyone is smiling so happily?"

"Your face."

The initiator, Chen An, had actually been happy for a long time, but in order to prevent Yonglin from discovering that something was wrong, he still used his tried and tested acting skills to pretend to be laughing.

And in order to get rid of the black, Chen An kindly took out a mirror and handed it to Yonglin.

"Oh, look at the emperor's masterpiece when you closed your eyes before."

The emperor was rolling on the ground happily at this time, completely ignoring that the sinister Chen An over there was already framing him.

Yonglin took the mirror and looked at it.

- The old lady is 800 million years old this year!

The pupils shrank, the corners of the mouth twitched, and the face suddenly turned black to the bottom of the pot.

Then...... Syllable!

The mirror in Yonglin's hand was smashed by her.

Hiss~

Chen An took a cool breath, and from the mirror powder that slipped from Yonglin's palm, he could clearly feel Yonglin's anger at the moment.

Don't find out, or you'll die!

With such a thought, he hurriedly seized the opportunity when Yonglin was dizzy and was still carried away by anger to continue to frame him.

Chen An pretended to appease Yonglin.

"Yonglin, don't be angry. You also know that the emperor is just naughty and likes to play pranks. Just wrote a few words, calm down, be sure to be calm. ”

"Shut up! Have the ability to make that dead rabbit write this sentence on your face, and then come and talk to me about it! ”

Yonglin didn't appreciate it at all, and glared at Chen An with murderous anger, and even couldn't help but burst out with dirty words in anger.

was scolded, Chen An not only did not get angry, but was happy in his heart.

Hey, the framing worked. Emperor, ask for more blessings.

In his heart, he mourned for three seconds for the stupid rabbit who had not yet perceived the danger and was still rolling on the ground with his stomach in his arms, and Chen An pretended to be depressed.

He sighed.

"Well, since you don't want to get angry, then please do it later.

Although the emperor is a little naughty, he always steals your medicine and plays pranks, and scolds you for being an 800 million old woman, and now he writes on your face. But she is my friend after all, and she has fine skin and tender meat, and she can't stand the toss. Please be merciful. ”

Although they didn't know exactly when Chen An wrote on Yonglin's face, the Kaguya who stayed in the room all understood that it must be Chen An who wrote on Yonglin's face, not the emperor who rolled on the ground just after he came in and hadn't gotten up yet.

They looked at Chen An, who was obviously a good thing he did, but splashed dirty water on others, and then pleaded with compassion, but in essence, they were disgusted that Yonglin was not angry enough, and Chen An, who was secretly fanning her in the light, was really amazed.

Unbelievable, unbelievable. It's amazing that you can do such an undisciplined thing, and pretend to be so realistic!

A chilling smile appeared on Yonglin's face, and some of the remaining mirror fragments in her hands were clutched into powder by Chen An under Chen An's terrifying gaze.

"Don't worry, this naughty rabbit will definitely show mercy to his subordinates."

As if afraid that Chen An would not believe it, Yonglin deliberately turned his head and said with a smile:

"Rest assured, it will definitely ...... Be merciful! ”

The four words of mercy from his subordinates particularly accentuated the tone, whether the specific meaning was the opposite or not, Chen An was in no mood to guess.

He secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead, mourned the emperor again for three seconds in his heart, and then moved his body quietly, away from Yonglin, who was covered in black air.

Yonglin didn't notice—or rather didn't care about Chen Anxin's performance—but focused all his attention on the emperor who was rolling on the ground and had begun to roll into another room.

"Want to run? It's okay to steal my medicine and play a prank, but you dare to do such a rude thing. Dead rabbit, if you don't give you some color this time, do you really think of me as a glampless saint? ”

Muttering to herself, Yonglin, who had misinterpreted the situation, got up on the tatami mat and walked out of the room expressionlessly.

In just a moment, the emperor's angry roar and ping-pong sound came from the next room.

"800 million old woman, actually did it to the old lady, did you pump your brain!"

"Wow wow! Poisoned, you insidious bastard!! ”

"It's a lot of movement."

Listening to the movement next door, Chen An sighed slightly, then folded his hands, closed his eyes, and prayed for the emperor with 120,000 points, which he thought was sincere.

"God, please bless that stupid rabbit to survive completely this time, don't ......"

Chen An suddenly changed his words.

"It's okay if it's incomplete, as long as you can survive with that ear that feels good."

In everyone's subtle gaze, Chen An continued to pray sincerely.

"God, please bless that stupid rabbit to survive with that ear that feels good, so that I can have the opportunity to carry her ear in the future.

Please bless, please, please. ”

Reizen finally couldn't help but complain.

"Chen An, it's not enough for you to harm the emperor to be cleaned up by the master craftsman, you still make such a terrible prayer, aren't you afraid that the emperor will trouble you?"

Chen An waved his hand indifferently.

"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't harm the emperor, I just changed the facts a little."

He pinched his fingernails and emphasized:

"It's just a little bit, you know?"

Although the emperor usually causes trouble for her, he often plays pranks on her and uses the medicine he stole from Yonglin to fix her. But who is Reizen, an honest, gentle, beautiful and cute soft rabbit!

Even though she has been bullied by the emperor, at this time, she can't help but fight for her.

"Liar! You are obviously lying, the emperor has just come in, and he has no time to write on the face of the master craftsman. That prank, you must have done it. ”

"Yes, I did it."

Anyway, Yonglin was still cleaning up the emperor and couldn't take care of it, so Chen An simply admitted it.

He was still clutching his fingernails.

"So I said, I've changed the truth a little bit."

Ah Qiu suddenly added calmly.

"I can guarantee that what Chen An said is true."

Mei Hong wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and nodded.

"It's true that my brother just replaced the person who wrote with the emperor, and everything else is true."

Chen An spread his hands.

"Yes, is it fake that the emperor stole medicine and scolded people?"

Reizen's cute eyes widened.

"This ...... It seems to be true. ”

"That's right, so I'm telling the truth."

Chen An made a serious quibble, and began to take Lingxian into the ditch.

"So, I didn't frame the emperor at all, because what I said was the truth."

"Hey~Is that so~?"

Reizen's left ear turned and turned, and he felt a little dizzy in his head.

What Chen An said made a lot of sense, but she always felt that something was wrong.

"Of course it is."

Chen An is still a serious person.

"Besides, it's for her good to let the emperor suffer.

The emperor is always so naughty, he doesn't remember to eat, this time he was cleaned up by Yonglin, maybe he can have a longer memory in the future and learn to be obedient! ”

Ling Xian blinked, and was finally surrounded by the big fool Chen An.

As soon as she hammered her hand, it dawned on Kaguya's smiling expressions.

"Oh! I see, Chen An, you are really well-intentioned. ”

Chen An didn't have any guilt for deceiving honest people, and Tian shamelessly admitted it.

"It's a drop, it's a drop. I'm the kind of person who works hard for my friends! ”

"What a shame!"

Remy, who had run out and snickered, suddenly walked into the room.

She looked at Chen An with disdain.

"You dare to say that you are a good person, you are really not ashamed as always!"

Chen An arched his hand.

"Thanks for the compliment, thank you for the compliment."

"It's a nasty habit to listen to bad words as good words."

didn't taunt Chen An, Remy couldn't help but be a little depressed.

She pursed her mouth, walked up to Chen An, and kicked him in the thigh with her white sock foot.

"Hey, bastard. Remy-sama is a little bored, hurry up and think of a way to keep me from being bored. ”

"Hey, don't you go to see the excitement? Outside, Yonglin is cleaning up the emperor. ”

"It's not pretty, and the rabbit has already run away, so Lord Remy doesn't bother to chase it."

Remy tugged at Chen An's cheeks with both hands.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and make Lord Remy happy, or you'll die 10,000 times believe it or not!"

"As fierce as ever."

Chen An muttered, and took the standing Remy into his arms.

Retaliating by pinching Remi's face, and letting her angry fangs and claws slap on his chest, Chen An threw the question at everyone.

"Yo, everyone. Dinner seems to have some time, is there any fun to pass the time? ”

Glancing enviously at Remy in Chen An's arms, Mei Hong tried to propose:

"Why don't you continue with the previous story?"

Chen An thought that this was a good idea, and just wanted to agree, but he thought that Chen An was talking about those remys who coaxed children, but he had decisively refused.

"No, Lord Remy is not one of those little ghosts, he doesn't listen to stories!"

She poked Chen An in the stomach vigorously.

"Hurry up and make me happy, hurry up and make me happy......"

Chen An bared his teeth, and listened to Kaguya say:

"Since you don't want to hear the story, why don't you visit the Forever Pavilion with you?"

Remy stopped tossing Chen An and pouted.

"Hey, what's there to visit in a big house, don't go."

Kaguya shook his finger and said with a smile:

"No, it's not the house I'm going to show you around, it's something I brought with me when I escaped from the moon capital.

Hee-hee, those things are unique to the moon, and there is no one on the ground~"

This time, not only Remy, but even Ah Qiu was a little moved.

Ah Qiu is the son of Yu Ali, although the moon is not in Gensokyo, and it is not known to ordinary people. However, due to the previous lunar invasion war, there are still some records in the origin of Gensokyo in the moon.

Not much, after all, there is.

In addition, the Eternal Pavilion was also mysterious in Gensokyo in the past, and there is almost no record in the origin of Gensokyo. If I can visit this time, I will have a rare opportunity to ask for information.

The two of them were moved, but Chen An felt bored.

"I'm going to you, I'm not interested in visiting those old antiques in the moon capital."

It's not that Chen An hasn't been in the moon for a long time, and the time he has stayed is not short.

Let's not talk about Yi Ji and Feng Ji's husband, plus although the personality is lazy, he is still very exploratory about the unknown.

Therefore, he had already seen all the things that could be visited in Yuedu.

Even technological development was seen in the war decades ago.

Oh, some things that I couldn't visit before, but I saw a lot of them at that time.

Kaguya escaped from the moon capital more than a thousand years ago, and the things he brought with him are probably old antiques.

Chen Anke was not interested in visiting again.

Kaguya was a little surprised, from Chen An's words, she found that Chen An seemed to be familiar with the moon, but she didn't ask.

But now, she finally couldn't help her curiosity.

"Brother, have you been to the moon capital?"

If you haven't been there, you will never say that the things that Eternity Pavilion brought down from the moon capital are antique.

"Well~ yes."

Chen Anxin nodded nonchalantly.

"I used to spend some days in the moon."

Kaguya was shocked.

"When!?"

"It was a long time ago."

Chen An still looked absent-minded.

"At that time, because Zi took people to invade the moon capital, because I happened to come back to Gensokyo and ran into it, I didn't feel at ease and followed."

"That is to say...... Brother, do you really know Lord Moonlit? ”

"See you on a moonlit night!?"

Hearing this name, Chen An'an's nonchalant appearance disappeared in an instant, and he couldn't help but gasp.

He quickly made a pause.

"Stop, stop! Whether it's Yiji, Chang'e, Tannu, or anyone else, it's fine, but don't worry about the names of Seeing on a Moonlit Night and Chunhu in front of me. ”

The former one was resolute and resolute, leaving Chen An speechless, and the latter ...... Secret, it's a secret!

The first few names are easy to say, but the final pure fox really surprised Kaguya.

"Brother, you even know Junhu!?"

The existence of the pure fox is a secret in the moon, except for the decision-making level above, the moon people in the middle and bottom have never known this name!

Even Reizen. She used to be a soldier in Yuedu, but she had never heard the name Pure Fox at all.

"Just know a little, know a little."

Chen Anxin laughed dryly twice, and seeing that Hui Ye seemed to want to ask something, he hurriedly changed the topic.

He looked down at Remy, who was listening to her and Kaguya with a face on her face in his arms.

"Hey, Lord Remy, who is as majestic as her chest, are you going to see those old antiques? If you go, get up quickly. ”

Remy was furious, and her face instantly turned red.

She crawled out of Chen An's arms and fought on Chen An with her teeth and claws.

"Bastard! How dare you tease Lord Remy, give me death!! ”

"Hey, it's really hard to coax."

Ignoring Remy's tickling toss, Chen sighed and waved his hand at Kaguya.

"Okay, it looks like Remy is not interested in visiting, so that proposal will be put on hold for the time being."

Kaguya doesn't matter.

"In that case, let's talk about it later when we have a chance."

As she spoke, she picked up the cup and wanted to take a sip of tea, but found that the cup was empty, and Reisen noticed this, and quickly picked up the teapot on the table and filled Kaguya with tea.

"I'm in trouble."

Reizen folded his ears and looked around the table, and found that everyone's teacups were empty, so he filled everyone with tea one by one.

"Thank you."

Ah Qiu thanked Lingxian and couldn't help but feel a little regretful.

"It's a shame that I wanted to gather some information."

The girl put her arms on Kaguya's shoulder.

"Don't worry, there will be a chance in the future. When you are seriously ill, Uncle Ben will bring you here for healing, and then you will take that opportunity to gather information. ”

Ah Qiu glared at Mei Hong angrily.

"I'm in good health, I've really bothered you!"

"That's a pity."

Slanted at the regretful girl next to her, Kaguya pursed her lips and smiled.

"Don't listen to my sister's nonsense, if you want to come when you want to come, then come. Anyway, the existence of the Eternal Pavilion is no secret in Gensokyo. ”

She added.

"By the way, don't talk about coming to the Eternal Pavilion to take the opportunity to collect intelligence, it feels very bad."

Mei Hong agreed.

"That's right. This makes it feel good to let people come to visit, but the guests have bad intentions, and it feels super bad. ”

Ah Qiu twitched the corner of his mouth.

"For some reason, I suddenly felt the urge to slap the book on your lips."

My sister became vigilant.

"Don't even think about it, although I'm not afraid of death, Uncle Ben is very afraid of pain."

"It's really strange to be afraid of pain and not afraid of death...... Huh, Emperor? ”

While Rei was muttering, the emperor who Remy had said to run away suddenly walked up angrily.

Her ears were erect, her eyes were wide, her teeth were bared, and she looked fierce.

"Damn bastard! Dare to frame the old lady, see if the old lady can't kill you! ”

Squeezing away Remy, who was pulling Chen An's hair and tossing hard, the emperor grabbed Chen An's neck with both hands and shook it vigorously.

"Let you beat the old lady (eat), let you say bad things about the old lady, let you frame the old lady, and die for me! Die! Damn it!! ”

"Ah, dead, dead, I'm dead."

After pretending to deal with it twice and making the emperor even more angry, Chen An let her toss herself.

Remy originally wanted to regain his position and continue to clean up Chen An. However, seeing that the emperor was almost angry and half dead, he finally gave up this plan.

Of course, the majestic Lord Remy must emphasize one point.

The reason why she gave up cleaning up Chen An was just because she was a good lady who cared for her subordinates, not because Chen An was not afraid of boiling water, no matter how he tossed, he might be half killed by him.

That's right, by no means because of that.

Emphasizing in his heart, Remy lay on the table weakly.

"It's so boring~"

Mei Hong lay on the table weakly.

"It's so boring~"

Kaguya glanced at the two of them, and decided to pretend that he hadn't seen them, and started chatting with Ah Qiu.

Reixian shook his soft rabbit ears and glanced at the two of them, not knowing what he thought, one of the rabbit ears seemed to "ding" and stood upright. Then, without saying a word, he hurried out of the room.

Curiously glanced at Ling Xian's back, and Chen An, who was also bored, decided to tease the emperor.

With his elbow stabbed on his back and strangled him with his arm, as if he wanted to strangle his emperor twice, Chen An said with a smile:

"Yo, stupid bunny. Why are you the only one who came back, Yonglin? You scribbled on her face, but she didn't kill her, and your lucky abilities seem to work well when running for your life. ”

The emperor jumped like thunder.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! ”

She increased the strength of her hand and gritted her teeth, almost wanting to bite Chen An to death.

"I've said it thousands of times, don't call my mother stupid rabbit, my mother doesn't know how many thousands of times smarter than you!

And graffiti......"

The emperor really wants to bite Chen An to death!

But considering that Chen An's face is only one centimeter thinner than the land plate, and the skin in other places is estimated to be not much thinner, the skin is thick and he is afraid of his teeth, so he finally had to give up this tempting plan.

She roared angrily into Chen An's ear:

"Scribble, that's what you did, bastard!"

"It's so loud,"

Chen An rubbed his ears and ignored the emperor's roar.

He picked up the teacup and took a leisurely sip of tea.

"Well~ No matter how many times I drank it, I still think it tastes good~"

Chen An moved his body, and the emperor, whose whole body weight was pressed on his back, swayed from side to side.

"Stupid bunny, have you been eating well lately? It feels like you're a lot heavier. ”

He touched his chin, as if thinking.

"Or is it that the naughty eggs that never grow forever have finally begun to grow and develop?"

The emperor's whole body trembled.

The angry roar erupted again.

"You, you guy, don't ignore the old lady every time you come to this time!!"

"No way, who made you a stupid rabbit, I don't have a common language with you."