When the uninformed talk about the old hell, it's easy to mistake it for a chaotic, dangerous, bad, and filthy place. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In fact, that's true for most of the Old Hell.

Because it is an old hell, there are many resentful spirits in places that cannot be governed, plus underground magma rivers and so on, except for a few places, most of the places are extremely dangerous.

Not only the wraiths, but also the environment!

Of course, none of these things have anything to do with the old capital.

The old capital said that it was a place where the ghost clan migrated down to the ground and appeared.

But in fact, before the ghost clan moved in, those who worked in the old hell, including some of the ghost clan, lived on the ruins of the old capital.

Therefore, the environment of the old capital is extremely good, and it can even be said to be extremely luxurious.

Coupled with Yongyi's long-term rectification of the ghost clan, the order here is also very stable.

So when I came to the old capital, Reimu, Marisa, and Alice didn't see any chaotic scenes, some were just all kinds of ghosts and monsters, and there were many dreamy scenes that couldn't be seen on the ground.

Colorful, colorful lanterns follow the path and hang over the surrounding buildings.

Qionglou Yuyu, gorgeous pavilions, and even river bridges. These things that should not appear here in the eyes of Reimu and them have appeared in their eyes.

Reimu couldn't help but marvel.

"Wow, that's beautiful."

"Wow~ Such a beautiful place, there should be good things everywhere, right?"

Marisa's eyes lit up and she looked around, her eyes rolling around, and she didn't know what the hell she had come up with.

Chen An could see at a glance what kind of bad idea Marisa was thinking, and immediately gave her a knife to her head in anger.

"Don't be cranky, you are not allowed to touch any of the things here."

Rubbing her head, Marisa waved her other fist angrily.

"Hey, you're looking down on people, aren't you? I, Marisa, have always been above board, how could I possibly touch other people's things!? So, be careful that I beat you! ”

That's right! She, Marisa, has an upright black and white ...... Phew! Is it the title of Marisa of integrity? Dare to say that she is upright and will touch other people's things, she looks down on people too much!

Even if she likes other people's things, she has the most, and at most she just borrows them for a while! Nothing more!

Chen An's head was full of black lines.

"Are you above board? Please, when you say this, can you touch your conscience first and see if it cries again?

Black and white mouse, who do you think you are talking about! ”

Marisa: "......"

Her expression froze, and she almost jumped up without excitement.

"It's okay to shout at the old lady in black and white, you dare to add mice, are you really itching!"

"Yo, the weather is nice today~"

Chen An whistled casually, pretending to look at the scenery, ignoring Marisa's angry questioning.

Marisa is even hotter, and her eyes are spewing fire.

Looking at the weather underground, is this bastard fooling her like an idiot!?

Magic Sofa Oath! If she has a chance in the future, she will definitely beat Chen An half to death!

As for why don't you fight half dead now? Come on, Shanghai and Penglai are still staring at it!

Regarding Chen An's ability to pretend to be stupid when he was angry, Palucy was also very speechless.

She complained:

"Hey, it's deep underground, how the hell do you have to see through the dirt above your head to see the sky?

Please, can you be a little more technical in pretending to be stupid in the future? You're like this, I'm a little angry when I look at it! ”

The technical content? Do you still need technical content to play stupid?

Chen An scratched his head in wonder, then looked at the direction above his head, and his eyes rolled, and the bad idea came.

He kindly accommodated the technical request that Parusi make him pretend to be stupid.

I saw that he suddenly hammered his hand, and suddenly screamed.

"Hah! Suddenly, I found that the rock on my head is quite beautiful! ”

Palucy: "......"

Looking at the stunned Palucy, Chen An became triumphant.

"Well, it's technical now, right? I can see the rocks above my head. ”

"Wowhaha, I'm such a witty guy."

Saying this, Chen An swaggered and left Pa Lucy away.

Palucy: "......"

Looking at Pa Luxi white for a while, green for a while, and finally I don't know what color of face it is, the Black Valley Mountain Girl couldn't help but sympathize.

She resisted the urge to laugh, her face flushed, and then she patted Patusi on the shoulder in a pretended seriousness.

"Huh~ Pa, Palucy, haven't you suffered enough from that guy? Remember to pay attention in the future, don't get angry with yourself, understand? ”

Trying to stand up straight from the bucket, Kisme gently patted Patusi on the shoulder like the Black Valley Mountain Maiden.

She said seriously:

"Don't be angry, Chen An is like that, cheer up."

After saying these words, Qi Simei resolutely hid back in the barrel and laughed sullenly.

Although Lingmeng is not familiar with Palucy, she is also a fallen person at the end of the world, and she has suffered a lot of anger from Chen An.

Seeing Palucy's decay, she couldn't help but think of herself.

"Alas~ In the future, I will do less of this kind of happy thing, so let's cheer up this time~"

Patting Palusy on the shoulder, the gloating Reimu shook her head and hurried to the front and snickered.

"Alas~ In the future, I will do less of this kind of happy thing, so let's cheer up this time~"

"Alas~ In the future, I will do less of this kind of happy thing, so let's cheer up this time~"

"Alas~ In the future, I will do less of this kind of happy thing, so let's cheer up this time~"

"Babble!"

Learning from Reimu, the rest of Alice and the others also patted it alone, and then with a serious word of comfort, they all ran to snicker.

The two little guys who flew in Shanghai and Penglai, who flew at the end, glanced at each other, and then suddenly flew back again.

Trying to make a serious expression on the delicate and cute little faces, Shanghai and Penglai stretched out their little hands, and one of them patted Palocy's shoulder.

"Babble!"

"Shanghai said: Alas~ In the future, I will do less of this kind of happy thing, so let's cheer up this time~ Mmmm, I think so too~"

After saying that, Shanghai and Penglai couldn't maintain their serious expressions anymore, laughed together, and flew towards Alice and the others who walked away.

Palucy: "......"

The girl of the bridge is petrified.

Lian Lian looked at Palucy for a while, not understanding what was going on with Palucy's current situation.

However, after looking at Chen An, who was waving at her not far away, Lian Lian suddenly decided that she didn't want to.

"Alas~ In the future, I will do less of this kind of happy thing, so let's cheer up this time~"

Naughty learned that everyone also said such a sentence, and Lian Lian ran to Chen An in a hurry.

Palucy: "......"

The cold wind is bleak, and the girl who stands motionless alone looks really inexplicable...... Ahem, sad, it's sad.

……

"This is it."

Completely unaware that he had caused a shadow in Palothy's heart that could be indelible for the rest of his life, Chen An took the lead and continued to move forward.

After advancing in the old capital for a while, he greeted the people he met on the road, refused their request to invite him to drink, and finally took out his feathers to intimidate the ghost clan who felt itchy to fight them when they saw Reimu, and told them to hurry up and cool off, and finally came to the first destination of the trip-Jue's shop!

Afraid that Lingmeng and them would provoke Jue later, Chen An did not directly shout "Little Five" and then go in to be scolded, but stood at the door of the store and explained a few words to Lingmeng and them first.

His expression was very serious.

"Remember, be polite when you go in, don't do anything rude, understand?

And the big truth of the small boobs is not allowed, don't even think about it, you know? ”

He is the one who is unlucky, who dares to say, Chen An and who are in a hurry!

Everyone: "......"

It seems that he didn't learn a lesson at all, and the gloomy expression of Pa Luxi, who had been complained about by Chen An before, changed, and she began to complain again.

"Hey, who else would say that kind of faux pas to your face?"

Everyone nodded. Indeed, saying that people are small-minded in front of people, they won't do this kind of thing - except for Chen An!

Seeing that everyone supported her, Palucy couldn't help but feel proud, and she continued to complain.

"Besides, Lord Jue, who has a small chest, isn't this what you said at the beginning? You're embarrassed to let us not say it, do you still have a face? ”

It's rare to be serious, and he will be complained about, or twice, which really makes Chen An angry.

He rebuked Palucy.

"Stop talking nonsense! Little five with small breasts, when did I say this uncle!?

What the uncle said at the beginning was obviously that the sentence 'It's not your fault for having small breasts' is right!

It's all your guys making it up, so that the uncle had to be chased by Xiao Wu with a broom every day during that time! ”

Lian Lian hurriedly nodded and expressed his support for Chen An.

"Uh-huh, Ann was right. Lian Lian also remembers that this is what Ann wanted to say to her sister at that time.

Ann also said that her sister is a fool, a fool, a Kirino with an IQ of only (9), a grumpy tigress, a black-hearted and fierce dominatrix, and a little ...... who cooks unpalatablely."

crackled and said a lot of calls, and Lian Lian came to a conclusion.

"That's right! I remember what Ann said, I have said everything, but I haven't said that my sister has small breasts! ”

Chen An: "......"

Ahh Didn't the latter ones come later? Why did you say it in one breath?

muttering in her heart that she was innocent of love, but she didn't keep the door open, and actually said the words that she couldn't say in one breath, Chen An ignored Lingmeng's subtle eyes, and raised her toes.

"Lian Lian is right, I said that Xiao Wu is stupid, Xiao Wu is stupid, Xiao Wu IQ knows that I only have (9), and I also said that Xiao Wu is a tigress, Xiao Wu is a dominatrix, Xiao Wu is a small point that cooks unpalatablely, but I just didn't say that Xiao Wu has small breasts!"

Looking at Palocy, who had a subtle expression and seemed to want to laugh, Chen An couldn't help but feel heartbroken.

He questioned her loudly.

"Tell me, Palocy! When did I tell Xiao Wu the big truth about her small breasts!

Wouldn't you be ashamed of slandering me who was upright? ”

Lian Lian's cute eyes widened, one hand crossed his waist, and the other pointed at Palucy, looking very imposing.

She glared at Palucy like a cat with teeth and claws.

"That's right! Ann is so upright! Don't you feel ashamed that you dare to slander Ann! ”

"This ......"

Palocy's expression was even more strange, not only her, but also the Black Valley Mountain Girl and Qi Simei, who knew something, also had the same expression.

Trying to hold back the laughter, Palusi ignored her previous suspicions and kindly reminded:

"Chen An, don't you think your voice was too loud just now?"

Huh? What does it mean?

Just as Chen An was stunned, pondering what Parusi meant, he suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and an extremely strong sense of foreboding came to his heart.

At the same time, a cold, murderous voice came.

"Chen An, I haven't seen you for a while, it seems that you still like to die so much.

Also, can you tell me when you said those good things about me to Lianlian!? ”

The last three words, I feel that I gritted my teeth and said word by word!

Chen An: "......"

The sound containing murderous aura instantly let Chen An know where the ominous premonition came from, his body stiffened, and a cold sweat broke out.

I'll go, Little Five!?

"Aha! How can this heavenly sound be so familiar? Could it be ......"

When he didn't know what to do, Chen An turned around and looked at the person who was originally behind him, but now he was in front of him, clapping his hands with a broom, with a black face, looking at him with a smile, and suddenly screamed.

"Little Five!? Sure enough, it's you! I'll just say, who else can such a beautiful voice be besides our little five! ”

Without giving Jue a chance to react, Chen An quickly stepped forward and hugged Jue.

He burst into tears, and he couldn't help himself!

"I don't see you for a day, like every three autumns. Xiao Wu, it's been decades since we last met, and I really miss you! ”

Twisting his body twice, Jue tried to break free from Chen An's embrace, but failed.

What are you kidding, if you let go of the hug, you will be dead if you break away, and he won't hold it tightly if he is stupid!

It doesn't matter if the body struggles, because Jue is a monster with a third eye!

Unlike Jue's closed pupil, Jue's third eye floated up from behind her and stared coldly at Chen An.

Because I was being held, I felt that my voice was muffled.

"Really? But how do I feel like you're just diverting my attention? ”

It seems to have entered the cold winter of Layue, and the muffled voice suddenly became cold, cold like ice.

"And ...... I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm (9), I'm a grumpy tigress, a black-hearted and fierce dominatrix, it's a little bit of cooking that's hard to eat...... I'm sorry!! ”

Chen An: "......"

Feeling that the pupils of Jue staring at him were getting colder and colder, and the murderous aura was getting heavier and heavier, Chen An was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

Ouch, oops! This kind of gnashing of teeth in a tone Xiao Wu seems to be really angry...... Oops, no, Xiao Wu is rushing, but he really wants to die!

And it's sure to die in a very rhythmic way!

Well, I just don't know if I will be killed by the barrage and then used as fuel, or I will be hacked to death by Xiao Wu's random knife.

Well, Chen An felt that the possibility of being slapped to death with a broom was also quite high.

Just when Chen An was pondering what kind of death he would die later, he suddenly reacted.

No way! Was he stupid by the sudden spurt? Why did you think so much before, but the result of thinking was all dead?

Who is he? Chen An! The most handsome in the world! The world's first integrity! is also the fastest Chen An in the world!

Will he be afraid of this? Joke! Let's not say that he can't beat him, but he can't beat him, can't he run!

Thinking of this, Chen An really can't wait to give himself a big mouth!

Make you stupid! Make you stupid! Running so fast, and still waiting to die, are you an idiot!

scolded himself in his heart, and Chen An decided to run away.

"Aha! Suddenly I remembered it, and I seemed to be empty-headed......"

Before he finished speaking, he was dumbfounded...... Ah, no. It was Akon who suddenly ran out of the store.

"Master Jue, the ground has been swept away, I'll go to the wine shop to drink first."

Nodding his head and reporting to that eyeball, Ah Kong glared at Chen An, who was angry and shouted that she was empty-headed, and ran away happily.

Chen An: "......"

I'll go, why is that stupid empty head here!? Fortunately, the words were not finished, otherwise wouldn't it be a goof?

A little rejoicing, Chen An's eyes rolled, and another excuse to run away followed.

"Aha! Suddenly remembered, Ari ......"

"Did anyone call me?"

In the same scene, in Chen An's angry gaze, Ah Lian, like Ah Kong before, also ran out of the store.

"Hey, Akong, wait for me, I'll go with you!"

looked around and found that no one seemed to call her, and as soon as he reported it, Ah Lian ran after Ah Kong.

Chen An was almost angry with Ah Kong and Ah Lian who didn't give face!

Damn it! Is it easy for him to come up with an excuse to run away?! Is it easy! actually ruined his perfect excuse again and again, where is the reason!? Where is the justice!?

scolded the innocent Ah Kong and Ah Li, Chen An simply didn't bother to think of excuses.

I saw him say again, and then patted Jue's back hard, and his face suddenly realized.

"Aha! I suddenly remembered that it was going to rain today, and my clothes at home were not confiscated.

No, no, I have to go back to collect my clothes quickly, Xiao Wu, let's talk again when we have time, goodbye! ”

Let you scare me!

Psychologically gloomy slapped his back twice, Chen An shouted for Palucy to take Lingmeng to visit the old capital for him, so he hurriedly ran away.

"Bastard! Stop me!! ”

Watching Chen An run away, Jue suddenly became furious.

said bad things about her, and then hugged her to take advantage, so easily I wanted to run? Dream!

Without saying a word, Jue roared angrily, and chased after him with a broom.

Hold it? When I'm stupid.

Muttering such words, Chen An ran faster.

……