With a stabbing sound, a piece of the clothes on Xiao Qian's back was torn off, revealing a smooth jade back. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why are your clothes so brittle?" Hu Yifei looked surprised.

Xiao Qian rubbed against Hu Yifei and said, "You are so fierce! ”

Hu Yifei knew that Xiaoqian was about to do it, so he simply made it clear to her and said, "I'm Hu Yifei." ”

When Xiao Qian heard this, her body was stagnant, and she hurriedly let go of Hu Yifei, and said in a panic: "I was forced, and it was my grandma who controlled me." ”

Hu Yifei pinched Xiaoqian's chin and said, "I see that you are full of energy!" ”

Xiao Qian lowered her head and smiled bitterly: "Childe said that he laughed, and people are also very painful in their hearts." ”

Hu Yifei looked at Xiaoqian's face and sighed: "It's exactly the same as the ancestral goddess when she was young, and the current ancestral goddess is old." ”

Xiao Qian subconsciously asked, "What about me?" ”

Hu Yifei hadn't come back to his senses yet, and said casually: "Yours is bigger." ”

Xiao Qian was puzzled: "What's bigger?" ”

Hu Yifei had already come back to his senses, patted Xiaoqian's buttocks and said, "Don't care what is bigger, should you get off me." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm used to it." Xiao Qian found that her two tall thighs were still sandwiching Hu Yifei's waist, which looked very rude.

After Xiao Qian finished speaking, she was about to get off Hu Yifei's body, and suddenly Xiao Qian seemed to notice something, looked at the woods in horror, and said, "Oh no, that bearded Taoist priest is here, let's hide." ”

Hu Yifei heard that it was Yan Chixia who came, and said with a smile: "No need, you continue to play the piano, I want to talk to him about eliminating grandma." ”

A minute later, Yan Chixia came out of the woods and went straight to the pavilion, shouting, "Scholar, I'm here to save you." ”

Hu Yifei in the pavilion shouted: "Stop, please listen to me." ”

Yan Chixia saw that the person in the pavilion was not Ning Caichen, but a stranger, and reprimanded: "Don't be confused by this female ghost, be careful that she drains your vitality." ”

Hu Yifei explained: "I know that Xiaoqian is a female ghost, and I also know that you are staying here to prevent your grandmother from coming out to harm people." ”

Yan Chixia frowned and said, "I'm hiding in the ghost place of Lanruo Temple, just to ask for peace." ”

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "If you want to be quiet, you can't do it, you have to hide in Lanruo Temple, but you refuse to admit it, because you are afraid of grandma." ”

Yan Chixia jumped to her feet and said: "It's nonsense, I'll be afraid of that old monster!" “

Hu Yifei said: "I don't care about this, I came for two purposes, one is to eliminate grandma, and the other is to eliminate the old demon of Montenegro." ”

Yan Chixia was amused by Hu Yifei's words, and said, "Young man, do you know how many years your grandmother has lived, and do you know the power of the old demon of Montenegro in the underworld, why are you?" ”

Hu Yifei waved his hand at the woods and said, "The big killing weapon I brought is inside." ”

Yan Chixia said with a surprised face: "You brought that three-headed iron lump in the woods?" ”

Hu Yifei was suddenly displeased, and said: "What a three-headed iron bump, that's three missiles." ”

Yan Chixia was about to refute, when a sharp whistling sound suddenly sounded in the distance.

Hu Yifei was overjoyed when he heard this: "I finally waited for you to come out." ”

After speaking, he took out the remote control device in his pocket and pressed the red button.

A few hundred meters away in the woods was launched a Jericho missile, which flew into the air and disintegrated into countless small warheads.

Grandma, who had just flown into the air, suddenly stood on end, and she didn't want to plunge into the woods.

Boom, boom, boom......

A series of explosions were heard in the woods, followed by another scream.

Hu Yifei clenched his fists and said with a smile: "It's done." ”

Yan Chixia's face was full of incredulity, and she muttered: "It's just ruined!" ”

Xiao Qian's face carried a kind of joy that had been trapped in the cage for a long time and returned to nature.

"Let's see" Hu Yifei took the lead and ran over.

Xiao Qian heard that she was about to follow, but when she heard a snort behind her, Xiao Qian was so frightened that she hid to the side and said, "Dao Chief, you invite first." ”

Yan Chixia saw that Xiaoqian was still interesting, and nodded with satisfaction.

A few minutes later, the two of them came to the site of the explosion, and after looking for a while, Hu Yifei scratched his head and said, "Did it blow up to ashes?" ”

Suddenly, Xiao Qian pointed to the big pit in the distance and said, "There." ”

Hu Yifei ran in the direction of Xiao Qian's finger and saw a strange scene.

In the big pit, the ragged grandmother was struggling to grab the ball of light floating on her head, and when she saw the two of them and a ghost coming over, her face was suddenly like ashes.

Hu Yifei grabbed the ball of light, looked at it carefully, and found that the ball of light was transparent, and there was a small tree inside.

"Give me back, give it back." Grandma drooled from her mouth and waved her hands desperately.

Hu Yifei sighed and said, "I'll keep it for you first." ”

Grandma saw Xiao Qian on the side and asked for help: "Xiao Qian, hurry up - help me." ”

Xiaoqian heard her grandmother call her, and she was so frightened that she took two steps back.

"What do you do? Indecent, the Taoist saves me. Grandma found Hu Yifei riding on her body and holding her hand.

Hu Yifei was annoyed, so he directly tore off a piece of cloth on his grandmother's body, stuffed it into his (her) mouth, and then buckled the jade wrench on his (her) thumb.

Grandma looked at Hu Yifei stupidly.

Hu Yifei was stared at by him (her), and said angrily: "What do you see, I haven't seen a robbery!" ”

Yan Chixia had a ghostly expression on his face, he just thought that Hu Yifei was an immortal master who had hidden his cultivation, but now he couldn't understand it.

"Why are you taking off my pants, help, you're perverted!" As soon as Grandma spit out the rags in her mouth, she saw Hu Yifei picking up her pants and screaming in fright.

Yan Chixia's eyes widened, and the taste of a high-minded person was so heavy.

Xiao Qian looked at Hu Yifei in shock, it turned out that the son liked this tune.

Hu Yifei saw that everyone misunderstood his pure self, and explained: "I have watched too many movies and want to check whether grandma is male or female." ”

The grandmother on the ground vomited a mouthful of blood when she heard the words and fainted.

Yan Chixia sighed: "Masters act, and we ordinary people can't reach it. ”

Xiaoqian breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that Childe was not a pervert.

Ding-dong, ding-dong...... (Exclusive to the strongest chat group in history)

Hu Yifei opened it and took a look

Nezha: Did you get it?

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Did you run out of missiles?

Queen Mother of the West: How's it going?

Montenegrin old demon: Why didn't I respond to my private chat?

Nezha: You're not dead yet, Hu Yifei's progress is too slow

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): It's a shame

Montenegrin Old Demon: I just had a conversation with two female ghosts, and it was so good

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): yes, how are those two female ghosts in shape?

Montenegro Old Demon: The figure is first-class, if you want it, I will send you a red envelope and give you a dozen

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Okay, you send a dozen beautiful women, and I'll send you a dozen Jericho missiles

Hu Yifei: Ahem, Stark, your ass is crooked

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Well, that's right, I only have Pepper in my heart, and all the beautiful women are clouds in my eyes

Black Mountain Old Demon: 。。。。。

Hu Yifei: I'll send a red envelope, you grab it

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): I'm the new number, and I can't snatch your red envelope

Black Mountain Old Demon: I found that Zhang Sitiao has a loophole

Jade Emperor (Zhang Bairen): What loopholes???

Montenegrin Old Demon: Not long ago, Stark Jiahu Yifei became a friend and sent him a red envelope

Jade Emperor (Zhang Bairen): No problem, I just said that the old number can't send red envelopes to the new number, but I didn't say that the new number can't send red envelopes to the old number

Black Mountain Old Demon: But Stark and Hu Yifei had a private chat

The Jade Emperor (Zhang Bairen): And this? Stark, Hu Yifei, are you chatting privately?

Hu Yifei: There are only four words in total, and it's done

Jade Emperor (Zhang Bairen): If you are the first offender, you will not be held accountable, and next time, you will be kicked out of the group

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Got it

Hu Yifei: Black goods, dare to make a small report, you wait for me

Black Mountain Old Demon: I'll wait for you

Hu Yifei: I can't grab the red envelope