Chapter 45: Hold Your Breath and Fart?!
CHAPTER XLV
In the end, the chicken leg still lost to the cultivator and the desire to become King Kong Barbie. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info An Yi gave in, but he was still pleading for the chicken leg in his heart.
"Close your eyes and hold the trick in both hands." Seeing An Yi close her eyes and sit obediently on the pu mat, Yu Junhao watched An Yi's movements from the side, corrected her movements, and guided her to cultivate correctly.
"Hug? What is that, and is it edible? An Yi thought of the chicken leg in her heart, full of infinite grievances, she had a little emotion! Hum!
Yu Junhao glanced at An Yi lightly and put his hand on An Yi's head, "If you eat too much, you will only become a fat girl, only fat, no muscles!" ”
An Yi opened his eyes and tilted his head impatiently, trying to avoid Yu Junhao's hand. There is an infinite loop in her heart: no meat, no meat to eat...... No meat, no muscle!! You can't be tall and strong, you can't bully bad people......
Yu Junhao looked at An Yi's painful and tangled little face, helpless, he exhaled softly, "Okay." As long as you cultivate, with cultivation, you can turn food into energy, you don't have to worry about getting fat, you can also grow muscles, and you can also practice weapons with spiritual power. ”
Since the foundation has been built, the monks have been able to avoid the valley, and the higher the cultivation, the weaker the appetite will become. Although the energy in food can be used for one's own use, its effect is almost negligible, and this is the case in Spirit Valley, let alone mortal things. Every time a monk makes a difference in cultivation, his body will be washed by the aura of heaven and earth to expel toxins from his body, so there are almost no fat people among the monks with high cultivation. However, on the other hand, cultivation is also an extremely difficult and boring process.
Although he is a sword cultivator, sword cultivation also has to be cultivated. If you only practice swords and don't pay attention to cultivation, you can only be called a swordsman. Sword cultivation is to use the spiritual power of heaven and earth to temper oneself and the sword, so that people and the sword can go to the next level, and compared with the swordsman, the sword cultivation is closer to the way of heaven. Moreover, among all the monks, the strength of the sword cultivator was stronger than that of the monks of the same rank.
However, in the following foundation building, you eat fiercely, and you still don't want to get fat? Dream on! However, in order to allow An Yi to cultivate, part of the truth is hidden, which is not a lie.
"Really? Once you have cultivated, you can eat as much as you want? An Yi was very happy when she heard this, she opened her big eyes and stared straight at Yu Junhao.
"Well, when you cultivate to reach the foundation, you can do whatever you want." Yu Junhao half-narrowed his eyes and looked at An Yi, and there was no emotion in his eyes.
"Good!" When An Yi heard this, she immediately agreed, her eyes shining. That's nice! Eat as much as you want in the future!! Meaty!!
Yu Junhao rubbed An Yi's little head again, he raised his head slightly, and his gaze lost focus. This apprentice is really stupid and cute! Building a foundation is easy to say, but it doesn't take a few decades to build a foundation, and it is extremely difficult. Yu Junhao thought that An Yi would not be able to eat meat in the future, and he would roll around, and the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked.
"Master, I'm going to cultivate! Don't bother me! As soon as An Yi heard that no one could care about her eating meat in the future, her little face suddenly tensed, pretending to be very serious, and pushed Yu Junhao away with her little hand. But An Yi pushed several times, and his strength was used up, but Yu Junhao didn't move at all, An Yi pursed his small mouth and looked at the white wall in front of him in distress.
An Yi thought for a while, and she returned to her serious appearance, her body sitting on the puff mat, a small ball. She patted Yu Junhao's leg with her little hand, and in a coaxing tone, "Master, be obedient!" Go aside, the apprentice is going to cultivate, don't make trouble. When the apprentice has finished cultivating, he will buy candy for the master! An Yi said dotingly, the sweet and glutinous children's voice made people's hearts melt, but the content made people smile bitterly.
Yu Junhao squatted down, stared straight into An Yi's eyes, "Okay, it's a word." An Yi saw Yu Junhao's serious expression, she stood up and put her hand on Yu Junhao's head, "Master, obediently, I'll buy delicious candy for Master." Her hand patted Yu Junhao's head again and again.
"Okay." Yu Junhao took off An Yi's messy little hand, he also stood up and patted An Yi's head, "Start now, I'll guide you on the side." ”
An Yi opened her small mouth, but closed it all at once, she pursed her small mouth and reluctantly accepted. She wanted to refuse solemnly, but when she thought of the book of heaven, she had to obediently shut her mouth.
"Sit cross-legged, hold on. The trick is to hold the left hand with the right hand, and the thumbs of the two hands are crossed, showing the image of Tai Chi. ”
An Yi sat down cross-legged, put his hands down, and closed his eyes.
Looking at An Yi, who looked good, Yu Junhao nodded with satisfaction, "Nose and heart." Take a light breath and exhale most of the breath slowly, and some of it sinks. ”
An Yi took a soft breath and exhaled a long breath. "Poof~" A loud fart came out, and then a foul smell began to permeate.
An Yi's face turned red all of a sudden, although her eyes were closed, the beads of her eyes were turning around, her eyelashes were trembling slightly, she bit her lower lip, and her little hands began to move unconsciously.
Yu Junhao looked at An Yi, who was as red as a shrimp, his long eyelashes were on his eyes, and after a while, he sighed slightly, it was his fault, he had avoided the valley for a long time and forgot the physiological needs of mortals.
In the silence, An Yi heard a sigh in his ear. She opened her eyes in a panic, glanced at Yu Junhao embarrassedly, and quickly withdrew her gaze, her two little hands crossed with their fingers crossed and placed on their laps. Her little face felt like it was about to burn, and she felt very uncomfortable.
"Master, I'm sorry......" An Yi buried her head in front of her chest, her voice was weak like a kitten.
"It's nothing, it's human." Yu Junhao looked at An Yi calmly, and his expression and tone did not change in the slightest. An Yi looked at him and was very moved, but she still felt very embarrassed, and the red color that had gradually faded suddenly deepened.
An Yi quickly lowered his little head again, and his two index fingers were right, "I, I, I heard it wrong...... "Did you hear it wrong?" What did you hear wrong? "Huh?" Yu Junhao was a little puzzled, he looked at the small ostrich-like body, and was a little curious.
Actually, there is nothing ...... An Yi felt too shy, so he didn't choose what to say and said casually. Since, Master asked, what ......
An Yi slowly raised her head, looking at Yu Junhao's expressionless handsome face, she shyly blocked her hand in front of her eyes, "I, I heard it, hold your breath and fart!" An Yi was extremely shy, and the last few words shouted out loudly.