Chapter 238: Black and White Impermanence Is Meng Po's Concubine?
Shang Tiantang has practiced martial arts all his life, and he is most unaccustomed to some bullying guys. As for www.biquge.info those who like to use their power to oppress others, he sneers at them.
But what you hate will be encountered, but it's okay in the sun, I'm hiding in a remote village, and I won't be exposed to many of these kinds of things. But since he came to hell, his outlook on life, values, and outlook on honor and disgrace have suffered varying degrees of impact.
Who would have thought that in the mortal world, there is no need to work hard to please others, but when you go to hell, everything changes.
To take Huangquan Road, you have to pay tolls.
The ghost is escorted, and the escort fee and labor fee are also required.
Your sister, escorting Lao Tzu doesn't count, but you still have to kick your nose in the face and ask for money?
But when he thought that this was in the underworld, his martial arts that he had practiced for more than 70 years were completely useless, so he had to endure it secretly.
If he changes to the yang world, he has to let him taste the taste of Hong Fist Iron Hand!
it!
This is also fortunate that there is some royal aura on his body, which is a lot less obstacles, otherwise I really don't know how many crimes I will suffer.
Along the way, he actually held back a lot of sullen breath in his heart, but he had no place to vent.
Why is this silver-haired old woman in front of her so rampant? The ghost cha said that she was unimpeded, but what did she mean by that?
Could it be that she is determined to go against herself?
Banana with a watermelon!
This old man can't bear it!
Looking at the silver-haired mother-in-law with a stinky face in front of her, Shang Tiantang's anger that had been accumulating for a long time finally broke out.
"Hell, isn't there a king's law yet? Look at how you look like a dog, why do you do everything? If you want a bridge toll, you have to wait for the next life. Make a fortune from the dead, do you lack virtue? Let me tell you clearly, I will not be able to bridge today, and I will never succumb to your obscenity. Eighty or ninety years old, and you have collected bridge tolls here, in my opinion, nine times out of ten, there is no old man who is willing to ask you, so you come out to beg for a living. Humph......"
When he said the last few words, the disdain on Shang Tiantang's face was even stronger.
This can be regarded as a sore spot in Meng Po. Some people are born with a predestined fate, just like her, destined to suffer the torment of loneliness and old age.
In fact, she is also very eager for love and the care of others, but she has to be stationed here for the reincarnation of the world.
At this moment, when she heard that this dead old man couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth, she immediately exploded.
"Look at your dead look and don't look like a good thing, I want to cross the bridge and dream of your spring and autumn dreams! I will also tell you, with your short-lived appearance, you will be blind at the age of 90! ”
When the black and white impermanence arrived at the Nai He Bridge, what I saw was such a scene of two people quarreling.
Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an wore a hat of "wealth at first sight" on his head, held a white mourning stick, and looked at Meng Po with an angry face and red ears, and couldn't help but be curious and surprised.
Not to mention the black impermanence Fan Wusheng, the color that was originally similar to the black at the bottom of the pot also had a little surprised expression at this moment, staring at the two who were arguing and fierce.
You must know that under normal circumstances, Meng Po is as calm as water, even if the evil ghost crosses the bridge, she has never shown a trace of embarrassment and contempt.
It's not surprising that they can be so popular at this moment, they really have ghosts.
"Granny Meng, don't be angry first, we have something to ask you."
Xie Bi'an took the lead in bowing and said respectfully.
"Brother Xie is right, why are you angry with a ghost? It's better to calm down and answer my brother's questions first, which is the right thing. This matter was explained by Yan Jun, and there is no room for neglect. ”
Fan Wusu followed, also with a humble face.
"Oh, it turned out to be a task assigned by Yan Jun. If there's anything you want, just say it. ”
Meng Po's impression of these two people was not wrong, and when she heard that it was the task ordered by Yan Jun at this moment, her face softened a lot at the moment.
"I knew that my mother-in-law was a knowledgeable person. Okay, then I'll get straight to the point. May I ask my mother-in-law, is there a ninety-year-old man named Shang Tiantang crossing the bridge here? Did he drink your soup? ”
Bai Wuchang straightened up and asked seriously.
"Ninety-year-old man? Is it still called Shang Tiantang? Probably not, I haven't recorded such a person's name in this registration book. ”
Hearing this unfamiliar name, Meng Po quickly shook her head, indicating that she had not passed such a ghost in her hands.
"Great, great, that is to say, the person Yan Jun wants us to find has not yet drunk the water of forgetfulness."
Black Impermanence is upright by nature, and as soon as he heard this, he immediately showed a very happy appearance.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, a loud voice like a bell appeared behind the two, which surprised them.
"What a fart! What do you pack? Just because I had a fight with this dead old woman, you're going to take me to Hades? It turns out that this hell is also a place full of unspoken rules. Don't think that I'm too old to see that I'm tired, this dead old woman must have sent you a signal just now, so you came to arrest me. What kind of drama are you acting, you are not actors. In my opinion, these two black and white monsters must be your old concubine! ”
This person is Shang Tiantang, whose sex is like fire!
At this point, the two faint eyebrows above his eye frame were almost upside down.
has lived so much, and it is the first time that he has been popularized like this.
Oh no, it's the three ghosts who are angry like this.
"Dead old woman, you actually scolded me for being a dead old woman? Okay, don't even think about crossing the bridge in your life. You still forget your memories with Meng Po Tang, drink your mother's head, uneducated old thing! ”
Meng Po's temper, which she had finally suppressed, once again broke out in full force under Shang Tiantang's provocation.
Judging by the tone and expression of her speech, this time she was far more angry than the last time.
And the black and white impermanence were directly confused. Up to now, they don't know why they were scolded by the old man.
What concubine?
We're both innocent.
Besides, we're going to lose our conscience and mess around with an old woman?
You old man really can't clean up!
Thinking of this, Fan Wusu was about to take out the iron chain in his hand and put it on Shang Tiantang's head.
"You old immortal, what nonsense? I advise you to think carefully before you speak, or be careful of suffering from the loss of your soul! ”
"Hmph, anyway, it's hell now, and I, Shang Tiantang, have no way to fight with you dogs. If you have the ability, you will beat me to pieces. Otherwise, if I get caught, I will definitely go to the Jizo King Bodhisattva to complain! ”
Shang Tiantang's body was straight, making a heroic image of generosity and righteousness. When he was talking, he didn't even look at the three of them.
Damn it!
There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it!
It turned out that this dead old man was Shang Tiantang that Yan Jun was looking for!
Hearing the three words that the old man said inadvertently, Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuxu's eyes were red.
Feeling the blazing eyes cast by the two, Shang Tiantang slowly closed his eyes.
"Come on, no one has died in life since ancient times, and leave Dan to take care of his sweat. You can destroy my soul, but you can never change my integrity! (To be continued.) )