Chapter 61: It turns out that I have suffered another loss from Duan Hong
At this moment, I looked at the two pieces of on top of Juanpa, and I couldn't really say that they were butterflies and peonies. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The sewing machine, the guy who touched the moldy head, suddenly lost no time on the side to shoot the case, and then laughed heartily, I really wanted to go up and kick this gloating villain, but I now always remember the wise saying "impulse is the devil", so I suppressed my anger and held back.
Duan Hong saw that I bowed my head and was silent, so he folded Juan Pa and put it on the desk, and then asked, "How do you feel about the three days of meditation in the room of the princess?" “
I think a lot about it, I want to let Duan Hong taste the feeling of being pricked by needles; When the embroidery reached the second day, I wanted to just find a piece of tofu and kill it, or just put it away and don't do it.
However, my temper is stubborn, I like to persevere in everything, I don't like to give up halfway, and I don't like to be knocked down, so I just survived. Then, the old lady wanted to see what cheap tricks Duan Hong could play in the future, and the old lady would not refuse to come.
I thought about it for a long time, but I still lowered my posture, behaved obediently, and bowed my head and said nothing. People are under the low eaves, how can they not bow their heads, before because of my fast mouth, I didn't suffer a lot, and now the first problem that must be changed is the old lady's too straightforward character, or not in front of the sullen and cunning fox Duan Hong, I will only suffer a loss.
The sewing machine took the embroidered handkerchief from Duan Hong's hand, sneered, and looked at Duan Hong with a sneering face: "The princess is really extraordinary, the prince is really good-looking." “
I glanced at the sewing machine, and the man looked like a woman, without the slightest masculinity, which made people lose their appetite when they looked at it. And with a belly of flowery intestines, he is definitely a big carrot, even more white than Duan Hong, a little white face, he is simply a fighter in a little white face, a terminator who eats soft rice.
A big man laughed so cheaply that the old lady couldn't help but want to tie him to the straw boat and borrow arrows!
Duan Hong was silent in the face of the sarcasm of the sewing machine, but when he saw my humble attitude, he smiled very gently, but I felt that he was smiling very cheaply, as if he was thinking about how to continue to play tricks on me.
Duan Hong put on a teachable appearance, and was very pleased to say that he would go to the Warm Fragrance Pavilion for dinner in the evening, and he was ready to send me away.
The sewing machine joked with a flattering smile: "The prince is really magnanimous, the craft of the princess, in my house, I am afraid that I will be punished." “
As a result, Duan Hong smiled very shamelessly: "This palace has a deep relationship with the princess and the princess, how can I bear to let her suffer." “
Phew! Are these two things going to disgust me again, or are they going to sing white face and black face again, and design me into Duan Hong's bed?
"If the prince has no other instructions, the concubine will leave."
"Brother Yi, it is rare for him to come to the house as a guest, so the concubine will accompany the two of them in the palace to chat for a while, and there is no need to go back in a hurry."
"That Warm Fragrance Pavilion still has some things to deal with, I think I'd better ...... first"
There's a problem! Just now, this girl was about to let me go, but in a few words, he suddenly changed his mind, there is definitely a problem,
The result really made me guess right, before I finished speaking, Duan Hong actually pulled me to his side, causing my body to fall into his arms involuntarily.
"The prince and the princess are really in love, which is really the envy of the brother."
I was embarrassed and wanted to struggle to sit up from Duan Hong's arms, but I was hugged by him and couldn't get up.
"Let go."
"Nope."
"I'll let you go."
"How dare you dictate to Hongu!"
"There's an outsider."
"Brother Hua is my brother-in-law, not an outsider."
"Yikes!"
"Huh? How dare you yell at this palace. It seems that this palace is usually too lenient to you, so I don't want to teach you a good lesson today. “
After speaking, Duan Hong's ape arm began to slowly retract, and he was about to make a move on Chang's hands.
Damn, is Duan Hong a pervert?
The sewing machine is still next to me, how dare he tease me, this is too absurd and shameless. Duan Hong's guy is definitely 100% a big pervert. Sure enough, in those official histories, the descriptions of the absurd life of the ancient imperial families are not exaggerated at all.
It is said that the "Spring Palace Map" was first drawn in the imperial palace in order to provide sexual appreciation and stimulate sexual interest. In order to be able to play anytime and anywhere, the Spring Palace map at that time rarely had a large long picture scroll. It is precisely because it comes from the palace that it is called "Spring Palace". It is said that its picture scroll is also a boudoir sexual enlightenment object at the bottom of the box when a noble lady got married in ancient times. It was even used as an object to ward off evil spirits and avoid disasters, and it was sold openly in the market, and it sold a lot of money.
It seems that it is not entirely true to say that ancient feudalism is not entirely true.
The old lady was already annoyed and angry at this time, and seeing that Duan Hong still didn't let go, as soon as her brain twitched, her hand slashed down towards his crotch.
"Ahh
Duan Hong screamed miserably, the sewing machine was so shocked that his jaw was about to fall, and the tea in his mouth flowed down the corners of his mouth, wetting his clothes.
I was going to cover my face and run out with a shy face, but I felt that it would damage my majesty. So I stood up calmly, tidied up my clothes, turned my head and glanced at Duan Hong, who was rolling on the ground with his crotch, sneered, and turned around to leave.
"You...... You give Hongu a stop. “
When I walked to the door without looking back, Duan Hong's roar came from behind me: "You wait for the palace tonight, the palace must go to you for dinner." “
I said in my indignant heart: Duan Hong, this guy is really kicking his nose and face, why do you want to go to the Nuan Xiang Pavilion for dinner, wouldn't it make me indigestion at night again. Moreover, he is not afraid of another second attack by the lifeline I gave him. If he dares to fork the fork tonight, the old lady will click on him, and he will never suffer in the future.
When I walked back to the Nuan Xiang Pavilion in my thoughts, the sewing machine looked at Duan Hong, who had already sat up, but her legs couldn't help twitching, and sneered: "Your mother-in-law is not only different, but also very strong. I really admire your teeth and appetite, and you are ready to eat this life-threatening little pepper. “
"Lao Tzu has never taken the usual path."
If I were present at this time and heard Duan Hong's words, I would definitely think that this guy was also a soul passing through.
"Then you're asking for a blessing. I wish you the best of luck to save your life until you get what you want. “
"You curse me? Or are you not confident in my abilities? “
"I just think that your princess is an untamable beast, and she is so small by her fangs and claws that it will be over, if she swallows it."
"No matter how fierce the beast is, as long as it passes through the hands of this son, it can be tamed."
"Then I'll see."
Later, I found out that I had eaten Duan Hong again.
Yingcui told me that she heard about it from her father-in-law Xi next to the prince. The **** was invited by Chang Liangren to visit the garden, and Duan Hong knew about it early on, so when I taught those beauties in the garden, Duan Hong had already been hiding in the dark to observe.
I guess when Duan Hong started out, it was very likely that he had the idea of saving the beauty heroically, and when Chang Lin was bullied by those rough maids, he would come to the rescue, and then Chang would owe him something, so he would have some good feelings towards him, and then he could eat Chang's tofu naturally. But he made a mistake in his wishful thinking, the old lady is not Chang's, not to mention those delicate beauties, even three or five reckless strong men, and they can't hurt a single hair of the old lady.
Thinking that Duan Hong had also suffered a sullen loss first, I suddenly felt a lot brighter in my heart, but the pain of punishment can't just turn the page. Others traveled through ancient times, and they fought with women, especially in the Xiangfu Palace. And my sad soul is pierced, but I have to beware of the husband around me, and the best way is to unite with the women around him.
The sun is shining brightly, and the rooster sings three times.
The flowers are blooming, and I'm busy with the stump.
It's not that the author is so confused that I'm making a typo, it's true that I'm not busy making up, I'm busy erecting a stump.
The last time I was bored in the garden, Duan Hong asked me to cultivate my mind, but I erected a wooden stake in the garden to strengthen my body on the grounds that I was injured and needed rehabilitation. In fact, the real purpose is that I am teaching the concubines of the prince to exercise physically under the pretext of teaching her to climb the bed of the prince.
Duan Hong is playing yin with his mother, and my favorite thing about my mother is playing yin, playing yin, or playing yin. Without some means to play yin, how can I get mixed up in the police station where a group of old men are in power, and I haven't been squeezed out of the toilet by them long ago.
So I wanted to go out every day to incite those concubines to sleep with Duan Hong, the prince of the world, so as to break his thoughts of continuing to pester me. Of course, I can't say these thoughts to Chang Liangren and others, and I can't let Yingcui and Taohong know, or they won't set fire to all the wooden stakes that I have finally erected.
On the first day of the special training, Chang Liangren and others were very reluctantly invited by me. Knowing that they were here to practice kung fu hands and feet, they ended up dressing up one by one, like delicate and beautiful flowers, not to mention lifting their legs, even if they walked a few steps quickly, they might trip over the long skirts that dragged the floor. However, the purpose of my coming to them was not really to teach them martial arts and self-defense, but to explicitly hint at how they should be active and bold to seduce Duan Hong.
Chang Liangren, An Ruren and Chen Ruren, none of them are fools, and they understood my hint in three or two sentences. Then I probably felt that I was a little unreasonable, how could there be a wife to teach the concubine, how to seduce her husband, and they all looked at me with their mouths wide open in surprise and stunned.