Chapter 38: The guinea pig
Ding Xiaoding sent Xianhan away and asked her for a half-day vacation. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Now he has helped the sales department move Li Lianqiu, and he doesn't deduct his salary when he asks for leave. The treatment is higher than that of staying under Zhang Guangfei before, and I don't know how many levels.
After saying goodbye to Xianhan, Ding Xiaoding came to Tianting Technology Co., Ltd. non-stop. The reason why he was so anxious was not for anything else, but for the elixir developed by Ge Xiangong.
Ge Xiangong is a master of the Heavenly Court Alchemy Realm, and the most proficient in refining pills among the four Heavenly Masters is this one. It is said that after eating the elixir he refined, the big white goose directly turned into a crane, and the toad directly became a handsome guy, not to mention how amazing.
calmed down his excitement, Ding Xiaoding knocked on the door. As usual, it was the giant spirit god who opened the door for him, and Ding Xiaoding said hello and walked into the living room.
As soon as he entered the living room, Ding Xiaoding saw Lao Zhangtou and others sitting on the sofa in the living room, looking at several objects on the coffee table together. At the same time, the unpleasant smell of fried durian came to his face, and it went straight into Ding Xiaoding's nose, making him can't help coughing a few times.
"What does it smell like? It stinks, what's wrong with you cooking in your room? Ding Xiaoding frowned and asked, this smell broke his expectations for the elixir.
Ge Xiangong couldn't help but turn red, and the old man hurriedly reprimanded Ding Xiaoding: "What do you kid know? This is the immortal qi left by your Ge Immortal Gong refining the elixir, ordinary people can't smell it if they want to, so don't take a few more breaths. ”
"Because Ge Xiangong uses mortal medicine, it needs to be refined heavily in order to completely remove his magazine, leaving only the essence, and some other smells are inevitable." King Qin Guang also helped Ge Xiangong resolve the embarrassment.
"Understandable, understandable." Ding Xiaoding knew that he had just been a little rude, so he hurriedly put down the hand covering his nose, walked to the sofa, sat down next to Yue Lao, and asked, "What about the elixir?" ”
Yue Lao gestured to the coffee table with his eyes, and Ding Xiaoding looked carefully. I saw a bowl of black decoction on the coffee table, and a small box, in which were three round elixirs the size of thumbs, which were red, yellow and blue.
"Brother Xiaoding, in the past, when I refined the elixir, I used the elixir of the fairy world, and this is the first time that I used the medicinal materials of the human world as the main ingredient and then integrated it into the aura. So I refined a bowl of decoction and three pills with different medicinal powers, and saw which one your body was suitable for absorbing. Ge Xiangong explained
Ding Xiaoding looked at the decoction and pills that exuded an unknown smell on the coffee table, and said with some unease: "That Ge Xiangong, let me ask more, these pills have no side effects, right?" ”
"It's hard to say, it's the first time I've refined a drug like this, and it's hard to say if there are any side effects now." Ge Xiangong said, "But you can rest assured that these medicines will definitely not threaten your life. ”
"Isn't this an experiment on me?" Ding Xiaoding said with a bitter face: "Can you find someone to help me verify it first?" ”
"We are all immortals, only you are mortal in the flesh, this elixir is refined for you, and it is useless for us to eat it." Lao Zhangtou said dissatisfiedly: "We can't go to the street and grab a random person to help you test the medicine, right?" So what is the difference between us and youkai? ”
"It's okay not to find someone and find a dog." Just ate something that was unknown and inexplicable, and even the gods had no confidence, Ding Xiaoding naturally refused in his heart.
"You can eat chocolate, but dogs can't. Can it be the same as your body? It doesn't work to make it fart. Lao Zhangtou glared and said: "Lao Ge has stayed up from the early morning to the present, and it took me more than 3,000 oceans to refine these immortal pills for you, and you are still hesitating here, which really hurts Lao Ge's heart." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I originally violated medical ethics by refining this uncertain medicine for Brother Xiaoding. Brother Xiaoding is reluctant to try, and it is reasonable, so we don't have to be strong. Ge Xiangong waved his hand and said.
"Ge Xiangong, don't say that, I was joking with you just now. I don't believe that no one can fail to believe you, if the medicine refined by Ge Xiangong can eat me to death, then I will die without regrets. Ding Xiaoding patted his chest and said magnificently.
"In that case, don't talk so nonsense, whether to drink the decoction first, or take the pill first, you can choose for yourself." Lao Zhangtou said.
Ding Xiaoding swallowed his saliva, thought about it and said, "Let's drink the decoction first, I'll moisten my throat." Ding Xiaoding felt that the medicinal power of the soup should be lower than that of the solid elixir, and if there were really any side effects, the harm should be less.
The old man on the side hurriedly helped Ding Xiaoding bring the bowl of black medicinal juice, smiled on his face, and said in a strange voice: "Come to Dalang, drink the medicine." ”
Ding Xiaoding couldn't help but shudder when he looked at Yue Lao's expression, he was a little scared, and when he saw Yue Lao imitating Pan Jinlian to play such a play, he felt that the medicinal juice in that bowl was horse urine mixed with arsenic, and as long as he had to swallow and mourn.
"Yue Lao, are you normal? Look at my little Ding brother. The Djinn God said.
"That's it, Wu Dalang was killed by you pulling the red line, and you are embarrassed to joke about that person's name now." Ding Xiaoding couldn't help but glance at Yue Lao.
"Okay, okay, I won't scare you, let's drink the medicine quickly."
Ding Xiaoding took the medicine bowl, looked at the medicine in it, and looked up at the people around him who were staring at him, feeling that he was now like a guinea pig in the laboratory. A group of unsympathetic research experts sat around and waited to see how they reacted after drinking the drug.
"Other guinea pigs are passive, and I have to let myself take the initiative to try drugs, which is really cruel." Ding Xiaoding muttered, looked at the expected eyes of everyone, and was ruthless, raised the bowl and closed his breath, and poured the medicinal juice into his stomach.
wiped his mouth, and was told that this medicine doesn't look good in the eyes and doesn't smell good, but it tastes good, a bit like Coke.
"How does it feel?" Ge Xiangong was the most nervous right now.
Ding Xiaoding tilted his head to feel it and said, "I don't feel anything special." Hearing Ding Xiaoding's words, everyone was inevitably a little disappointed. In addition to quenching thirst, this medicinal juice seems to be of little use.
"It shouldn't be......" Ge Xiangong frowned, picked up the red pill in the small box on the table, handed it to Ding Xiaoding and said, "You take a pill and try it." ”
"Well, do you want to wait? Maybe the effect of the decoction hasn't been shown yet. Ding Xiaoding was still a little resistant to the blood-red elixir.
"These medicines all contain a trace of aura, such as the body will exude medicinal power, no need to wait." Ge Xiangong said: "And these medicines will not clash with each other, you can take them with confidence." ”
Ding Xiaoding had no choice but to take the pill, muttering in his heart that death would be death, as soon as he raised his hand and put the pill in his mouth, the red pill melted in his mouth and turned into a warm current into Ding Xiaoding's stomach.
"How?" They all looked at Ding Xiaoding and asked curiously. That's right, it's just curiosity, and I don't worry about him.
But this is also reasonable, after all, Ge Xiangong's reputation for alchemy is well-known in the heavenly court, and I don't know how many immortals come to ask for his pills every year, even Lao Zhangtou will eat a few pills every day when he is okay for health care. Therefore, they were not worried at all that Ge Xiangong's elixir would kill Ding Xiaoding.
"I still don't feel anything." Ding Xiaoding shrugged his shoulders and said with some puzzlement.
"Come on, come on, eat both." Ge Xiangong was a little anxious and handed the remaining two pills to Ding Xiaoding.
Now Ding Xiaoding is born once and twice cooked, but as soon as the pill was raised, it was sent into his mouth, and the two pills turned into liquid and flowed down the throat. Ding Xiaoding was like taking a sip of warm white water, and he didn't feel anything special.
"Still don't feel it?" King Qin Guang asked.
Ding Xiaoding nodded.
"It shouldn't be......" Looking at Ding Xiaoding with a calm face, Ge Xiangong was a little uncalm. It took him most of the night and a whole morning to come up with these medicines, and they were each infused with a trace of aura.
According to Ge Xiangong's speculation, Ding Xiaoding took these drugs, even if there was no effect, there should be some symptoms outward, and it was impossible to be as calm as now.
"Lao Ge, is this a failure?" Lao Zhangtou looked at Ding Xiaoding and said, "Leave me two thousand yuan before leaving, we are only responsible for refining the pill, and you have to bear the money for buying the medicine." ”
"You're an asshole child, you shit." Ding Xiaoding said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of Chinese medicine costs 2,000 yuan." ”
Ding Xiaoding's bickering was directly ignored by Ge Xiangong, and he quickly recalled the process of using the herbs and alchemy in his heart to see if he was negligent, but after thinking about it several times, he didn't find anything wrong.
"No, no, since there is no mistake, the effect of the medicine must still be there, since Xiao Ding has taken it, no matter whether the medicinal power and aura in it can be integrated into his body, it should be expressed." Ge Xiangong thought in his heart that these medicinal powers and aura would definitely not disappear for no reason.
Just when Ge Xiangong was meditating, Ding Xiaoding suddenly frowned, and felt that a trace of warmth suddenly appeared in the dantian.