70 Lessons to Shi Changjun

The young man who has a middle point and is chic with some ruthlessness is called Shi Changjun, in his early twenties. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info has no background, and the family conditions were originally similar to those of Ximen Chong and others, but the village where Shi Changjun was in the year before last was favored by the developer and subsidized a large amount of money, so he turned into a person and took the money to open a KTV and a billiard hall at the south gate of No. 1 Middle School, and became a small boss.

The short head next to Shi Changjun, the man who made a rooster crowing just now was called Shi Jinfa.

The main gate of No. 1 Middle School is the north gate, and the reason why Shi Changjun chose the south gate was because it was a commercial street, and in addition to students, there was a large flow of people in the society.

However, the main force of playing billiards is still students, and after the three monks opened a billiard hall, it had a great impact on his business.

Monk Hua knew that this Shi Changjun would come to him, so he was not too surprised. He whispered to Liu Er, "You call the two of them." I'm going to hold them up. ”

After finishing speaking, he laughed and walked towards Shi Changjun: "What kind of wind invited Brother Jun here today?" Brother Jun wants to drink something, I have drinks, coffee, mineral water, cigarettes, ham and melon seeds...... It's easy to say, forgive me. ”

Monk Hua smiled and stretched out his hand to make a "please" gesture.

Shi Changjun glanced at him, coughed deeply, and spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm on Monk Chaohua's face: "Xiaohua, right?" Did you ask Lao Tzu before you opened the store? ”

At this time, the players playing billiards have already put down their clubs and run out.

Liu Er took out his mobile phone in a daze and hurriedly dialed Ximen Chong's phone.

By the way, is he taking an exam now? Forget it, no matter what, anyway, Lao Xi has been specially recruited.

Thinking of this, the fingers that wanted to hang up were retracted.

The mobile phone buzzed and vibrate, and Ximen Chong saw that it was Liu Er who was stunned, pressed the refuse button, and quickly edited a message asking for the past: What's the matter?

The invigilator is still the teacher in the morning, when the test paper has just been sent, after seeing Ximen Chong playing with his mobile phone, he reminded: "This time the city's unified examination school is very important, although there is no requirement to put a shield, and the seat is not opened, but the students' mobile phones must be closed, we must strictly follow the rules of the college entrance examination!" ”

Liu Er was stunned and quickly replied: Brother Jun, who opened a billiard hall at the south gate, brought a group of people to find fault.

Damn it!

Simon rushed back with a note of "Wait for me for five minutes" and wrote it in a whooshing voice, and the invigilator inadvertently glanced at it, and his eyes could no longer be taken off.

Grass!

Draw so fast, are you scribbling?

If it was something else, he would just laugh it off.

But this is mathematics, the greatest subject in the history of mankind - mathematics! He taught math for half his life!

Where would students be allowed to trample on this? Angry, regardless of whether this student was recruited by Kyoto University's Ximen Chong, or by the south gate of Pheasant University's general recruitment, he got off the podium and walked quickly towards him.

As soon as the invigilator arrived at Ximen Chong's side, the latter suddenly stuffed the test paper into his hand: "I'm done, I've gone out beforehand!" ”

After saying that, he walked away.

Finished writing?

You finished writing in less than three minutes after the exam started?

What international ...... to open No, interstellar jokes?

Oh, it's almost the same as the name is written!

"Even if you don't, if you think about it for a while, you might be able to think of a few, and you can get a little more...... Yes? ”

He glanced at the scroll and froze, as if he had pushed open his bedroom door and seen his wife rolling the sheets.

Really finished writing a wipe?!

Looking at the clueless answers above, the invigilator and the little girl rubbed their eyes in disbelief, and then opened their eyes, there were words!

Rub it again, open it again, there are words!

Rub it again, open it again, there are words......

Well, the next six words will repeat 10,000 chapters!

That's right, it's 10,000 chapters!

Let's talk about chapter 10001 now.

"Done? The name, class, and student number are almost the same! ”

All the students thought so, but when they saw the test paper in the invigilator's hand, they were shocked.

Oops, my mother!

Haunted, this is?

Or did you write the answer in advance for this volume?

The exam only takes two or three minutes, not to mention that you just use both hands, even your feet, and even your third leg, you won't finish writing, right?

In the class, the pot suddenly exploded......

If it weren't for the fact that the test paper was sent by himself, the invigilator would have concluded that he had answered the answer in advance, but how to explain the current situation?

You don't have such a pit teacher......

Simon rushed out of the door, ran quickly to the parking shed, and after starting the car, he flicked his tail up nicely - and after almost throwing himself out, he quickly drove towards the gate.

In the past few nights, he has converted the driving skills data in his brain into memory, digested and absorbed, and the rapid progress of driving skills can be described as a light year in one day!

"Smash! towards him. Mom Billy smashed hard, if there was a whole one, no one would have to go back to eat today! This way, yes, this way! Who is that, you paralyzed lock the back door, don't let these two grandsons run away! Shi Changjun sat on a stool and smoked a small cigarette, leisurely directing the battle.

When Simon rushed to the store, he saw such a scene: the billiard table was shattered and shattered, collapsed and collapsed; One by one, the lamps in the ceiling drooped down, squeaking and swaying; In addition to scattered billiard cues and billiards on the ground, there are glass ballasts and chairs broken into several sections; In one corner, Liu Er was stunned and Monk Hua squatted firmly on the ground with their heads in their hands, the red on their coats, if there was no accident, should be blood......

The capital of tens of thousands of yuan has been smashed!

"Shi Changjun! You him. Momby is here to die? ”

Simon was angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts, and walked towards Shi Changjun step by step.

"Yo yo yo, who am I so screaming, aren't I just a little bug?" Shi Jinfa looked at Ximen Chongdao with disdain.

Simon Chong glanced at him and scolded, "Worm, your mother! ”

After he finished speaking, he picked up a billiard cue and called at Shi Jinfa's head, Shi Jinfa dodged short, and just half a sentence of swear words in his mouth, he was kicked in the crotch of his pants by Ximen Chong, flew upside down to the billiard table behind, rolled a few times, and fell.

Shi Jinfa's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and he screamed loudly.

The screams immediately attracted everyone's attention, and Ximen Chong sneered, picked up a few billiard balls from under his feet, and headed them at Shi Changjun's ...... Throw it in the crotch and hit it properly!

Suddenly, a wail sounded, and a perfect symphony was played in the small room.

"It's your turn!"

Ximen rushed to Shi Changjun, who was completely stunned and was slowly getting up, raised his leg and lifted him to the ceiling, and then fell down and slammed it on the ground.

He stepped on Shi Changjun's face and said, "From tomorrow onwards, all the territory of your south gate will be under the control of Lao Tzu!" ”