Chapter 37: The Queen Mother's ass is not good
"You let her go first," Hu Yifei pointed to the Queen Mother. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Give it back to you," Long Er pushed the Queen Mother out.
The Queen Mother stumbled in front of Hu Yifei, her eyes full of tears.
Hu Yifei raised his eyebrows and said, "Seeing that you are not promising, you are actually scared and crying." ”
"Mourning is not scared to cry." The Queen Mother was a little crazy.
Long Er snorted, and walked towards the big iron gate of the Guangchu Division with dozens of fake palace maids and fake eunuchs, Hu Yifei turned into quicksand and quietly followed.
The gate of the Guangchu Division is made of fine iron, which is extremely heavy, and the big lock on it also weighs dozens of catties, but all this is not a matter for Long Er, I saw her stretch out her jade hand, and hit the lock with her true qi, and the huge lock broke in response.
"Go in" Long Er pushed the door open first and walked in, who knew that as soon as he stepped in, three feather arrows flew from different directions, and Long Er slapped off the sharp arrows without dodging, which made Tang Wen envious.
Long Er walked forward a dozen steps, waved his hand and broke the locks of several boxes, opened it and saw that it was full of gold, and there were more than two dozen boxes in a row.
Long Er's expression also became excited, who said that women are not excited when they see gold, Long Er is also a very simple person to put it bluntly, she has been brainwashed by her master since she was born, and instilled the idea that Wu Sangui is a great hero, such a person is also a poor person.
Of course, there must be something to hate in the poor man, and she took out a porcelain vase from her sleeve and sprinkled it on a chest of gold.
After sprinkling, he glanced at the female protector beside him.
The female protector understood, found two of her subordinates, and asked them to carry the sides of the box and walk out.
Seeing this, Tang Wen completely understood, this stinky girl wanted to yin herself, and the medicine she sprinkled on the gold, normal people didn't pay attention, and they would think it was dust.
Fortunately, I came with me, otherwise the end would have been really different.
"What about people?" The voice of the female protector came from outside.
Hu Yifei hurriedly came and went, and deliberately made a big circle, panting from the east side of the Taihedian Square.
The female protector frowned when she saw Hu Yifei and said, "Have you found anyone from the Tianli Sect?" ”
Hu Yifei pretended to wipe the sweat on his forehead that didn't exist at all, and said impatiently: "No." ”
Seeing Hu Yifei's disrespectful attitude, the female protector snorted and said, "The gold in the box was rewarded to you by the holy woman." ”
"Didn't you say that one person and half were good," Hu Yifei pretended to be a rookie.
The female protector laughed when she heard this, and the tears of laughter were about to come out, this person is really interesting, why did he just rely on a blind eye, and actually thought that he could be on an equal footing with the Divine Dragon Sect.
Ha your sister, Hu Yifei directly pasted the female protector with a mouthful of sand.
You are looking for death, and the female protector spits out the sand in her mouth and rises into the air, like a lion pounced on a rabbit.
Damn, Hu Yifei flashed to the side, this girl has such a hot temper, isn't it just a mouthful of sand for her, it's okay to spit it out, what kind of anger, what kind of anger.
The female protector missed the blow and turned the point of attack to the Queen Mother.
"Look at the needle!" The female protector snorted.
The Queen Mother was so frightened that she fell to the ground, and at the last moment, Hu Yifei sent the animation of Tianhuangsha again and rolled the Queen Mother over.
"Why are you crying again!" Hu Yifei found that the Queen Mother began to tear up again.
"It hurts" the Queen Mother covered her buttocks.
"It hurts in the back, it won't be by it" Hu Yifei turned the queen mother's body and reached out to touch the queen mother's plump buttocks.
"You go away" The Queen Mother pushed Hu Yifei away, crying angrily in her heart, what happened today, the dignified Queen Mother was hugged and touched in one day, and the face of the first emperor was lost.
"Hahaha, boy, your concubine has been hit by my poisonous needle, and if there is no antidote within six hours, her whole body will festered and she will die." The female protector laughed triumphantly, forgetting the task that Long'er had given her.
"Six hours, this poison is too rubbish, I can't drink balasone, it won't take six hours." Hu Yifei looked at the female protector with disdain.
"Queen Mother, did your old man see the true face of this kid clearly, he wished you died early, and it was in vain that you were infatuated with him." The female protector looked at the Queen Mother with a sympathetic expression, as if she had nothing to do with the Queen Mother's needle.
"Shut up, don't talk nonsense!" The queen mother finally went crazy, she was locked up for more than half a year, and as soon as she came out, she was slandered as a thief, and she was replaced by someone who didn't rush.
The female protector was so frightened that she knelt down with a pop.
Hu Yifei was directly shocked, could this be the legendary tiger body shocked, Wang Ba's anger overflowed, and the enemy general bowed his head.
The Queen Mother was also shocked by the kneeling of the female protector, what is the situation!
The two fake eunuchs who followed the female protector hurriedly helped the female protector up.
The female protector was stunned, and changed color and said: "Slut, dare to pretend to be a saint and insult me too much." ”
"Ahh Hu Yi is on fire, reversing black and white, nonsense is Uncle Hu's patent, you dare to copy, believe it or not, Uncle Hu will kill you.
"It's useless to use your tongue, your concubine won't live long, unless you suck the poison out with your mouth, but if you suck it with your mouth, you may also be poisoned and die." The female protector was too lazy to talk nonsense with Hu Yifei, and directly pointed out that the queen mother would die at any time, and let Hu Yifei make a choice, if you suck, Hu Yifei will die, and if you don't suck, the queen mother will die.
Hu Yifei snorted and turned his head to look at the Queen Mother, who was also looking at him with big watery eyes.
"Don't even think about it, I won't suck other people's ass, and neither can the Queen Mother's ass." Hu Yifei jumped directly.
"The Queen Mother's ass is the most noble ass in the world, and others can't suck it if they want to," the female protector said of the Queen Mother's ass with an intoxicated expression.
"Then you suck it! "Hu Yifei scolded directly, what kind of person, really, your ass can make you intoxicated."
"I almost forgot, the Queen Mother is your concubine, you haven't touched her anywhere, maybe you're tired of it." The female protector's voice became sour, probably because Hu Yifei scolded her for being a thirty-eight and annoyed her.
"I'll kill you!" The embarrassed and angry Queen Mother rushed directly towards the female protector.
Hu Yifei hurriedly chased after her and dragged her back.
"Holy Maiden!" The female protector screamed.
bluffed Uncle Hu, "Holy Maiden"
As soon as Hu Yifei turned his head, a white light flew over.
"Look at the needle!"
"Desertification"
Nima, this woman is too mean, but I like it, find a time to make your belly bigger and give birth to a bunch of little villains!
"Ahh The Queen Mother let out a scream.
Hu Yifei turned his head and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you were behind me." ”