This is the playground of Jade Bird University in Blue Bird City at 8 o'clock in the evening. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As the graduation season is approaching, in order to ensure the employment rate of students, Jade Bird University organized a group of companies to hold a job fair in the playground for students and companies to choose from each other.

Most of the companies that participated in the job fair have dispersed, and the rest of the people in the playground are basically student council members who are dismantling the temporary venue, and only a few members of the companies who know each other are chatting there and have not left.

Originally, there would be no more students entering the job fair at this time, but at this moment, a student-like person walked in from the entrance of the playground with his head covered and staggered.

Wang Xiaoming felt that his cold was not yet healed, and his body was still weak, but he still relied on his will to support himself and rushed to the playground. There is no way, because he did not follow his father's advice three years ago and applied for the psychological counseling major of this university, and some time ago his father asked him to go back to his hospital to work in his own hospital but he didn't go, he has completely annoyed his father and has been cut off from his financial resources by his father. This means that he must find a job or risk starving to death on the streets.

And the reason why he disobeyed his father's arrangement was entirely because he really didn't want to be an obstetrician and gynecologist.

His ideal is to study the evolution of the human brain and the development of logical thinking, that is, the work of the psychiatric major, but the admission score of the psychiatric major of Jade Bird University is relatively high, and he can be admitted with only 100 points in the college entrance examination, but later he was still named Sun Shan and applied for the psychological counseling major.

But now he can't take care of his ideals, he has no financial resources, and he must find a way to make money, otherwise he will sacrifice his life for the country before he realizes his ideals.

So even if he doesn't get well from a cold, he has to try his luck here and see if he can find a job that allows him to eat.

The student council members who were removing the parasols just glanced at him and ignored him. Wang Xiaoming tried to open his eyelids and looked at the job fair in front of him, where there were still people, to see if there was a suitable job for him.

This glance really made him see one, only to see that in the northeast corner of the job fair, a large banner under a parasol, a mental hospital was written, and the two words in front of him were too dim because the lights were too dim, he couldn't see clearly.

I really didn't expect that a unit like a psychiatric hospital would also come here to recruit, Wang Xiaoming was overjoyed, and he didn't care that his cold was not healed at the moment, so he walked there in three steps and two steps, and said to the person sitting behind the desk: "May I ask ......?"

"Oh, classmate, are you here to apply? What a coincidence, please sit down. Come and drink tea, how about the newly brewed Pu'er? ”

Before Wang Xiaoming finished asking, the person sitting behind the table had already jumped up, and his mouth was like a cannon with a pout. But her voice is quite nice, it's a girl's voice.

After that person stood up, he immediately attracted Wang Xiaoming: he was 1.6 meters tall, with big eyes and melon seed face, combed a ball head, wore a black-framed glasses, and wore a professional skirt.

And it's the seed of asking for Lori.

Because her breasts were too flat, like smooth mirrors.

Even if it was flat, she was still shamelessly pinning a white cloth with a pin on her chest, with two numbers and a capital letter on it: 36E.

What a blind man should be!

However, this woman's big breasts and small breasts have nothing to do with Wang Xiaoming, he is here to apply for a job and not to find a girlfriend. Wang Xiaoming was simply confused by this woman's warm hospitality, and it is so difficult to recruit people in the current mental hospital? It's okay to hold a job fair here at such a late hour, and HR is still so enthusiastic?

"Well, is this a recruitment for a psychiatric hospital?" Wang Xiaoming asked with some uncertainty.

"Of course!" 36E said as he bent down and pointed to the banner under the table.

Wang Xiaoming looked at the banner this time, what was written on the banner was indeed what kind of mental hospital, and the strange thing was that even if Wang Xiaoming was very close this time, he couldn't see what the two words in front of the mental hospital were reading.

He only thought that he was dizzy and couldn't see clearly because of a cold, and he didn't think much about it, so he looked up and asked 36E: "That, what position are you going to recruit?" ”

36E replied, "Dean." To be honest, I think you are very suitable to be the dean of this college, do you want to give it a try? ”

Wang Xiaoming thought he had misheard: "You mean you're recruiting the dean?" ”

36E pulled out an A4 piece of paper with a "swish": "That's right, we are recruiting the dean, if you want, you can sign it now, and you can go to work today." ”

Wang Xiaoming didn't accept the contract paper at all, because he felt that this 36E was lying to him. Which hospital will come to the university to recruit the dean for this profession, it's just a joke.

36E seemed to see what Wang Xiaoming was thinking: "That, I know that you may not believe it when you say such an abrupt thing to make you the dean, but I really think you are very suitable, classmate." That's right, our psychiatric hospital is the same as the one you usually see...... It's a little different. ”

"How is it different?"

"Ordinary psychiatric hospitals are filled with all kinds of mentally ill patients, but ours is full of mentally ill people...... Monster. 36E's voice said unusually calmly.

"Uh...... What do you say you live? Wang Xiaoming asked.

"Youkai."

Wang Xiaoming was silent for a moment, and then looked up at 36E again: "Which courtyard did you run out of?" ”

36E said, "I know you won't accept telling you this so abruptly, just like I told you that your parents are aliens......"

"Your parents are aliens!"

36E waved his hand to signal Wang Xiaoming to calm down: "That's it, I'll give you a magical power, and you will know if what I said is true when you try it." ”

"Magical powers?"

"Have you ever heard of Samadhi Kamikaze?"

"Nope." Wang Xiaoming said and took out his 1,000-yuan domestic smart phone, and he was about to dial 120.

36E quickly raised his leg and kicked it, Wang Xiaoming's thousand-yuan domestic smart phone drew a beautiful arc in the night sky, flew over the entire playground, flew over the courtyard wall of the school, and vaguely heard a "bang" sound in the silent night sky, and the thousand-yuan domestic smart phone fell into the Baijiang River flowing outside the school.

Wang Xiaoming was first shocked by the strength of 36E, and then reacted and grabbed 36E's collar: "What are you doing?" ”

36E suddenly showed ecstasy on his face, and nodded again and again: ", I'll do it!" ”

"Phew, that's not what I meant!" Wang Xiaoming spat on the ground: "What are you kicking my phone for?" ”

"Isn't it for fear that someone will delay our good deeds? Xiao Ming, I know it's hard for you to accept this, but ......" 36E suddenly stood on tiptoe and bent down to pat Wang Xiaoming's head, "I have already passed on the supernatural power 'Samadhi Divine Wind' to you, you go back and try this supernatural power, you will definitely believe what I say." I'll be waiting for you here when the next full moon night comes, and you'll be back! ”

After 36E finished speaking, he broke free of Wang Xiaoming's hand that grabbed her collar, didn't even clean up the things on the table, and ran away without a trace.

"Don't run, pay for my phone!"

Wang Xiaoming stretched out his hand to grab her, but he pounced, and he really didn't have the strength to grab 36E because of the cold and his brain was groggy. He cursed in his heart, and finally got out of bed from the dormitory to the playground, but he didn't find the job, and even lost his mobile phone.

He looked at the parasol left in place and the banner in front of the table, and the banner only had the words "mental hospital" left, and there were no two words that Wang Xiaoming couldn't see clearly just now in front of the mental hospital.

"It's strange, I saw two more words just now...... But how did she know my name? ”

Wang Xiaoming was pondering what was going on with the beautiful woman with "36E" written on her chest, when a cool evening breeze suddenly blew, Wang Xiaoming felt that his head hurt even more, and he suddenly couldn't think about what the beautiful woman said, and hurriedly walked out of the playground and walked back towards his dormitory.

What bullshit is supernatural or not, it is more important for him to cure his cold first.

But what he didn't hear was that when he just stepped out of the iron gate of the playground, several student council members who were cleaning up the job fair behind him looked at his back and said strangely: "What's the matter with that person, he just came in and talked to that empty table." ”

"Who knows, probably drunk." Another student council member said, "Leave him alone, get rid of these tables." ”

Several members of the student union ignored Wang Xiaoming and began to take care of the things in their hands.

Wang Xiaoming staggered back to the dormitory, and as soon as he opened the dormitory door, the three roommates in the dormitory looked up at him in surprise, and the head of the dormitory, Li Tianze, said anxiously: "Second brother, why did you go out casually before you got well from a cold?" Don't tell us a word? ”

Wang Xiaoming was blown by the cold wind, and he didn't have the strength to answer Li Tianze's words, just waved his hand, climbed into his bed, and fell asleep without taking off his clothes.

"Second brother, what's wrong?" The third Zhang Weicheng asked.

"I don't know, it's strange, the fever has subsided, why are you still so unenergetic?" Wang Xiaoming's bed, the fourth elder, touched Wang Xiaoming's head and said strangely.

"Okay, okay, everyone stop talking, quickly turn off the lights and let the second child rest for a while." Li Tianze said.

The other three in the dorm room turned off their lights at nine o'clock in the evening, turned on their lamps, and began to take graduate notes. Of the four people in the dormitory, only Wang Xiaoming did internship work, and the other three all applied for graduate volunteers.

After taking notes for a while, the three of them also climbed into bed.

Wang Xiaoming, who had already fallen asleep, didn't know that since he fell asleep, some black things had been expelled from the pores of his skin, which were accompanied by bursts of foul smell, but they were just wrapped in a quilt and did not emit a smell.

Nothing was said all night.

The next day, Wang Xiaoming was woken up by Jin Ziping on the other side of the bed: "Second and second, wake up, why is your bed so smelly, are you having diarrhea in bed?" ”