04 Even-handed hands
As soon as class got out of class in the afternoon, Liu Er was stunned and jumped out. www.biquge.info When Ximen Chong was thinking about where to eat when he was thinking about where to eat, there was a sudden vibration on his mobile phone.
He took out his mobile phone and looked at the electricity, it was Hua Chengxiang calling.
Seeing his name, Simon slapped his forehead and almost forgot about it. It turned out that the reason why he wanted to drop out of school was that he and Hua Chengxiang and Li Zhaozhuang, two fox friends and dogs, and partnered to pool money to open a billiard hall, which has been renovated today and will open tomorrow.
Hua Chengxiang and Li Zhaozhuang dropped out of junior high school before they finished school, and under the prodding of the two, Ximen Chong also decided to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, no longer waste his youth, and run a small shop with him.
But now, since he has entered this world with an unprecedented database, he will never drop out!
Hey, why?
Where to pretend to be happy at school?!
pressed the answer button, and the voice of Chen Tie of Hua Monk (Hua Chengxiang's nickname) knocking on copper was heard.
"Chong Chong, have you gone down the withdrawal procedures? Do you want the brothers to help you move? Ha ha! ”
Monk Hua is a few years older, and he often speaks in front of him in the tone of a parent. Ximen Chong immediately replied to your uncle, and then said unashamedly: "The school holds on, there is no way, it is enough for you and the monkey in the billiard hall!" ”
Monkey is Li Zhaozhuang's nickname, don't look at the word "Zhuang" in his name, he is very thin. If you peel him, it is estimated that you will not be able to cut a few catties of flesh all over your body.
"Boom! What are you pretending to be, just your broken grades, the school wants you to leave quickly! Tell me honestly, is it for your little girlfriend named Chen Heyan? I told you, men should focus on their careers, and without careers, love ......"
"Dude just dumped by her!"
A sentence interrupted Monk Hua's talk, Monk Hua paused for a moment, and then said loudly: "Hey, what kind of calf are you still talking about on the phone, wasting my phone bill." Hurry up, the three brothers drink two cups. ”
"Okay, wait for me a while."
There were still half of the students in the classroom who hadn't gone to eat, and Ximen Chong saw that Yang Yingxue hadn't left yet, and leaned down when he passed by her desk.
Yang Yingxue was stumped by a physics problem, and was scratching back and forth to verify it, and only found him after a while. She didn't know that when she found out, she almost screamed in fright.
"You, what are you doing!"
The willow eyebrows have been upside down! Ximen Chong raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Snow beauty, someone invites you to dinner, do you want to go together?" ”
Yang Yingxue naturally wouldn't agree.
Ximen Chong picked up the pen from her pink pencil case, pulled another piece of white paper, and wrote it for about twenty seconds, then put the pen back in its place, got up and left in what he thought was the most chic posture.
Hum! It must be another blind love poem.
She often receives all kinds of hidden poems, palindromic poems and other miscellaneous poems, or straightforward and explicit modern poems, which are crumpled up without looking at what Ximen Chong writes, and stuffed into the garbage bag tied between her and Chang Mei's desks.
Chang Mei took advantage of the time when she lowered her head to think about the question, and carefully took out the paper ball. She was very interested in the confessions that others wrote to the classmates.
She opened it and looked at it, and was immediately disappointed, and sighed: "It's not a love poem!" ”
Ximen Chong's writing is too sloppy, and the formulas, numbers and words are very similar, and she swept them with her afterglow, and subconsciously regarded them as love poems. Now when I heard Chang Mei say that it was not a love poem, I hurriedly turned my head to look.
When she saw the above formula clearly, Yang Yingxue was attracted to it, Chang Mei put it on her table, and said with a smile: "Look good!" Maybe it's a formula to convey love, but I can't understand it anyway. ”
There is no love, but the solution to the question that stumped her. It's hateful that the ruffian wrote three answers in an instant to a question he couldn't figure out.
The first two are easy to say, simple and clear, and to the point. But the third method actually uses calculus that I can't understand. She had only studied first-order linear calculus, and this method actually used X, Y, and Z ternaries, and it was not linear! (There is calculus in this world, but it was not invented by Newton and Leibniz, but by someone else.) )
Yang Yingxue couldn't help but open her cherry mouth wide in shock.
The billiard hall opened by the three of them is not far from the west side of the north gate of No. 1 Middle School. It didn't take long to walk, and I had already arrived, and the signboard of the billiard hall had been hung up, which read: Sancai Billiards Club.
Since No. 1 Middle School is not located in the city center, the rent in this area is not low, but it is not high.
Monk Hua and Monkey had already locked the door and were waiting for him at the door. When you see him, walk towards him.
"Old place!" Monkey Road.
Ximen said hello, and when he saw a big yellow gold chain hanging around the neck of the flower monk, he stretched out his hand and pulled it towards his neck. In order to show off, the flower monk still opened his arms on a cold day and wore a low-cut suit.
"Show me!"
Monk Hua shook off his hand, "Don't move, the gold plating is not good, and it will fall off if you touch it!" ”
"I'll rub!"
Ximen Chong couldn't help but scold: "Monk Hua, how can you say that you are also a boss, wearing a woolen gold-plated one!" It's good to change to a pure copper one! ”
"Copper and gold can be seen at a glance, and you have no common sense at all when you go to high school." Monk Hua buried him twice, and said, "How is it?" Does this look like this look fierce enough? ”
The bald head of the flower monk, with a big gold chain, is alive and well as a second ancestor.
Ximen Chong nodded and said, "You are already fucking good-looking, so you don't have to pretend to be ruthless!" ”
The monkey said to the flower monk: "I said this a long time ago, you still don't believe it? ”
"Okay, don't fucking criticize me!" Monk Hua changed the topic: "Chong Chong, tell me about your dumping, and let the brothers listen to it!" ”
The corners of Ximenchong's mouth were tilted, and he laughed at himself and said: "What else can I have, my family background is not good, and my study is not good!" ”
The monkey sneered: "The main thing is the former! “
Ximen Chong shook his head and said, "She's not this kind of person!" ”
She's just a little girl who hasn't grown up!
Monk Hua was indignant, "Don't deny it! Damn, these days, material is more important than life, and some time ago there was a popular saying on the Internet, saying 'I'd rather be a slave in a wild horse cart than a human being on a bicycle'! “
The monkey corrected, "You mean the same thing as slaves and subordinates!" What the gold worshipper on the Internet said was - 'I'd rather be a slave in a wild carriage than a princess on a bicycle'! ”
Mustang, similar to the BMW of the original world of Ximen Chong, is also a symbol of money. His original gold worship phrase spread in the world: I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle, and here, this sentence has evolved. However, although the words are different, they all have the same meaning.