"I have a little secret, a little secret, I just don't tell you, I just don't tell you", any innocent song sung from Ah Fei's mouth has a little bit of obscene taste, well, more than a little. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Humming a song, Ah Fei came to the clerk's position and started the first day's work.

Ah Fei, who had nothing to do, was told that he first needed to clean the office area. When he started cleaning with the tools, Ah Fei realized how big this office area was.

Such a big company doesn't invite a cleaning aunt for wool... Ah Fei was sweeping the ground while complaining in his heart.

Xiaobawang: "I've already invited it." ”

Ah Fei Meng asked, "Where?" Why didn't I see it? ”

Little Overlord: "Aren't you?" ”

Fei: "......"

Ah Fei: "Do you have any tools that can sweep these fields in an instant, give it to me." ”

Overlord: "What do you think of me, robot cat?" ”

Ah Fei: ", I can't even change a sweeping tool, and what is the most intelligent and comprehensive system with a face, I think you just can't get mixed up with H Xing to come here to lie to me This innocent and lovely earthling, right?" ”

Little Overlord: "Gross... ”

The panting Ah Fei finally finished cleaning, and the fat supervisor next to him said to Ah Fei with a disgusted face: "Please, I've been sweeping the floor for so long." ”

This Ah Fei can't bear it, a good young man with five stresses and four beauties, who helps sweep the floor and do rough work, still complains? Fat sister, you .....

"Fat sister, are you hungry, I'll buy you a baked cake, okay?" Ah Fei, who had a flattering face, said flatteringly.

"Fat, your sister, fat, I hate it when others say I'm fat, you, it's you, go make ten copies of this." The fat supervisor yelled at Ah Fei with a thick stack of papers.

"Who's that, yes, it's you, passerby A, go and make a copy, didn't you see the supervisor call you?" Ah Fei, who instantly turned into a dog's leg, said to another newcomer.

The fat supervisor pointed at Ah Fei with a black line on his face, and was silent.

"You.... You're not talking about me, are you? Ah Fei said.

"Who else could you have?"

“......”

Sweeping, copying, running errands, boiling water .... After a day's work, Ah Fei felt... Is it just perfect? You can make money again, you can also install x in a large company, and you can also exercise.

Every time he looks at his chubby self, although Ah Fei thinks it's perfect, as a man, he is always a little unconfident and insecure.

"Little Overlord, get out of here, do you think I'm the most handsome person in the world?"

"Gross... Can you not sauce purple, baby I am about to die. ”

"To tell you the truth, were you shocked by my super good looks? Say it."

"Please... Sincerely"

"Haha... Sure enough, it was."

“...”

The serious-looking little bully is discussing the main task with Ah Fei who is lying on the bed: "Get rid of Lin Xiaoke, overcome the looseness, laziness, poverty, and frustration..."

Ah Fei, who was digging his nose, said casually, "What if the main quest fails?" ”

Xiaobawang: "The failure of the mission causes the system to be unable to achieve higher goals and grow and upgrade, and the result is that it will self-destruct." ”

Ah Fei: "Oh... Self-destructing.. What? Self-destruct? ”

Overlord: "Yes... Strictly speaking, the game life system has a more advanced goal, and needs to grow together with the help of the host to complete the task, and if the host can't complete the goal, it is meaningless. ”

Fei: "Then can I uninstall you before you self-destruct." ”

Overlord: "Yes." It's just that the unloading skill was not set when it left the factory. ”

Ah Fei: "That... That is..."

LITTLE OVERLORD: "THAT'S RIGHT, IF I SELF-DESTRUCT, YOU WILL ALSO BE WITH ME GAMEOVER"

Ah Fei gasped, this Nima thought he had picked up the treasure, but it turned out that this was not a time bomb planted on his body?

Xiao Bawang could guess what Ah Fei was thinking, "You can complete the task, have a beautiful wife, isn't it the dream of every man on the earth to have another baby?" ”

"Actually... I just love the process of having a baby," said Ah Fei, who clasped his nose.

"Die"

The little overlord with a black line on his face lit the keyboard on his body, and said to himself: "Hey, you and that Lin Xiaoke are almost 108,000 miles apart, okay, I'll send you a side quest first, and then let's see how it is completed." ”

Side quest: "Target: Ah Fei, age: 24, height: 1.7m, weight: 85KG, task description: complete the weight loss task within 15 days, and reach a weight of 65KG." ”