Chapter 51: Liu Xiaole skillfully solves the pretense of profiteers and picks up leaky fish to collect the entrance fee
The person who spoke was Liu Xiaole~!
The boss stared at Liu Xiaole in disbelief and said, "You buy it?" ”
"I'll buy it~!" Liu Xiaole reiterated. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
When the middle-aged woman heard this, she hurriedly let go of the child she was hugging and ran over and said, "Don't be like this, you are already our life-saving benefactor." ”
Liu Xiaole said softly: "You take the child to the hospital quickly, the child is the most important, don't worry about anything else." ”
The middle-aged woman wanted to say more, but was interrupted by Liu Xiaole, then nodded gratefully, and walked out the door with the child in her arms.
But before he went out, he was stopped by the boss, "What, I want to steal the beams and change the pillars." ”
Liu Xiaole said: "I said I would buy it!" ”
The boss said contemptuously: "You buy? Can you afford 1.3 million? It's just trying to find a chance to get the mother and daughter out, right? ”
The boss is mixed like this, and everyone present is also drunk, and for the sake of money, he doesn't want any face at all.
Liu Xiaole blushed and said word by word: "Let them go." ”
The boss made a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, "Let them go?" Then I'm a mallet! ”
Everyone's patience has a limit, and this boss repeatedly shows the bottom line and finally makes Liu Xiaole unbearable.
After a moment's hesitation, he said, "Okay, don't you want money?" That's fine."
Then he pointed to the Arowana in the whole room and said, "I have collected all your fish~!" ”
Woo~~~~ I heard a burst of exclamations from everyone.
As if hearing a joke, the boss said, "Okay? You can come up with so much money, I ate this blue-bottomed over-the-back golden dragon on the spot~! ”
Liu Xiaole asked rhetorically: "What you said is true?" ”
The boss cut it and agreed, because he didn't believe Liu Xiaole's words at all, after all, this house was quoted more than 3 million according to the boss's heart.
Liu Xiaole walked to the card checking machine at the front desk of the boss and pulled out the card: "Check~!" "To say that this card is unlucky, it didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, but it was pulled out by one to verify its identity.
The boss stared at Liu Xiaole suspiciously.
Liu Xiaole said: "Don't dare? ”
The boss snatched the card and snorted while entering the information: "Don't dare? I'm afraid you don't have any money. ”
Before the words fell, the boss's face turned white, the boss looked at the balance here and couldn't speak for a long time, and he couldn't think of killing him, 5 behind N 0, the other party really didn't brag, when all beings ate this Arowana weighing a few catties, it was cool and crooked.
Liu Xiaole smiled and said, "Confirmed? ”
The boss nodded.
At this time, the onlookers began to shout: "Eat, eat, eat~!" ”
The boss hesitated, wondering if he was going to eat this fish, to eat? I definitely won't be able to get better, and if I can't get it, I'll have to toss the hospital. If you don't eat, you will fall into the mouth, lose the opportunity to make money, weigh it again and again, the boss decided, give up his life and money, and slowly walked to the fast dried Arowana.
But just in case, he asked, "Are you sure, you're going to buy all the Arowana." ”
Liu Xiaole said: "Of course. ”
I heard that the boss held his breath and made a gesture to eat.
At the last moment, Liu Xiaole interrupted at this time: "Boss, don't be in a hurry to eat, do we have to talk about the specific price first, I can't give you as much as you price, you have three long and two short at this moment, who will I cry to." ”
Hearing that the boss breathed a sigh of relief, he secretly said that Liu Xiaole was quite authentic, and took advantage of the bargaining to relieve himself, and agreed without even thinking about it.
Liu Xiaole asked, "Let's talk one by one?" ”
The boss really didn't take Liu Xiaole seriously, and said in his heart, it's just a pile of things, and Lao Tzu will fool you to death, so he agreed: "Whatever." ”
There are more and more people watching the excitement, and Liu Xiaole politely let these people into the best spot for easy visit.
Liu Xiaole now came to a B over the price of 4,600 yuan in front of the exhibition tank and said to the boss: "Boss, can this fish be cheap?" ”
The boss pretended to be embarrassed: "Young man, this fish is already considered a high-quality product, 4600 is the cost price, otherwise 4500 is considered to be a friend." ”
Hmph, make friends with you, Lao Tzu is not cheap to this point, and he is still fooling around here when he is dying, you are not kind, don't blame Lao Tzu for being unjust, so he said: "Boss, I also have a little research on Arowana, I see that the scales of this fish are only bright to the 4th row, and they are already adult fish, and the bead scales have not yet performed~!" You're barely a gem, and you're still B? Isn't it a bit too much? ”
was exposed in public, the boss's face froze, and secretly said that Liu Xiaole had two brushes, and the people who knew fish next to him also stopped to watch, "Yes, this fish B has passed, 4600, boss, is your money a little darker?" ”
Without waiting for the boss to explain, Liu Xiaole pointed to a B golden dragon with a price of 5100 next to him and said: "There is also this tail, the scales are only bright to the 5th row, I won't say if the bead scales are performing, but this fish scale is full of scales, and you also sell 5100?" I'm rich, but I'm not stupid. ”
The boss still wanted to explain, but was interrupted by Liu Xiaole, and then walked to a golden dragon with a price tag of 24,000 and said: "This fish is good, the 6th row of scales is bright, and the bead scales look fine, but how did I find out that your scales are not complete?" Could it be that I'm clumsy and can't see the beauty of your over-the-back golden dragon? ”
Every time Liu Xiaole walked, the people behind him followed and looked at a place, sighing constantly.
And Liu Xiaole didn't give the boss a chance to explain from beginning to end, and in the end, he walked in front of a golden dragon with a price of 88888, and exclaimed, "This fish is so good, the six rows of scales are bright, and I can't open my eyes when it's bright, but forgive me for my clumsiness, how did I find that the two rows closest to the dorsal fin are not bright, and the five rows and six rows of scales have no frame, how can the bright ones be the background color, the frame?" Could you please explain it to me? ”
Then he looked at the boss and added: "Don't tell me this is called platinum overback, be professional~!" ”
Looking at the boss at this time, his face was already as pale as earth, and he couldn't imagine that the seemingly harmless young man's Taoism in front of him was so deep, and he couldn't imagine that Liu Xiaole was not relieving himself but trying to kill himself.
After the group judged, Liu Xiaole looked at the boss with a face-to-earth face and said word by word: "It's not authentic to do this business, right?" ”
At this time, the onlookers also began to discuss, saying: "This is too much, a room full of fakes and fakes." ”
"It's too dangerous, I was supposed to come to see which one of the golden dragons with a golden bottom was over today, but fortunately, this little brother exposed it, otherwise go home and cry."
It's a trivial matter to be exposed, and the famous spot after this news is completely finished, the boss quibbled: "That's when I bought the goods, it has nothing to do with me." ”
Liu Xiaole smiled: "Then what does it have to do with you?" Then he pointed to the Arowana at his feet and asked, "This fish?" ”
The boss stumbled and said, "Yes, what do you say about this fish!" ”
Liu Xiaole smiled: "Of course you have to forget it!" However, Liu Xiaole's calculation here refers to the calculation of "reckoning"~!
After that, Liu Xiaole squatted in front of the blue background over the back golden dragon with a smile, pressed the corpse with his fingers and said: "Well, it's really good, the blue background is over the back, the texture is as soft as velvet, smooth and delicate, heavy metal blue, the best~!" The entire area from the second scale frame to the bottom of the scale is blue, and there is no scale at all, the best~! ”
Everyone saw Liu Xiaole nodding and applauding again and again, making a little confused, this is all Lao Wang selling melons and boasting about himself, how did he start to praise others.
Suddenly, Liu Xiaole changed his words, seemed to be smiling, stared at the boss and said, "However, how do I feel that your blue background over the back golden dragon is similar to the gold bottom over the back golden dragon?" ”
The boss trembled when he heard this, and said hurriedly: "You are talking nonsense, this fish, the bottom is the original blue, I just regurgitated ~~~~." Halfway through speaking, the boss immediately covered his mouth.
Oh~~~~~ before the words fell, everyone present suddenly realized oh, I didn't expect this product to be unscrupulous, no longer recruiting himself, the plot was reversed~!
Liu Xiaole pretended to be very surprised and said, "I'll wipe it~!" And what about this show? I just want to say that the length of these two fish is the same, and you actually broke the news, tell me, what did you relate? ”
Shh
The boss was in a panic for a while, and was surrounded by Liu Xiaole, but the words were like water, and it was difficult to collect them, and at this time, he was like a frosted eggplant, standing motionless.
At the same time, everyone's anger erupted and they began to curse the street, and some even made gestures to teach the boss a lesson.
Indeed, a complete and fake, it is necessary to make people bankrupt and in huge debts, such a person is uncomfortable if he does not fight.
Liu Xiaole got up and signaled everyone to be quiet, and then said with a smile: "I'm done talking, if you call the police, feel free." After that, I made a gesture of please.
Call the police, report to your uncle, isn't this self-confession, the boss is now repentant, what is the name of him, now his deeds have made the city full of storms, and the world knows it.
Liu Xiaole said: "Okay, boss, we can talk about the price now." ”
Negotiate the price? Talk about your father, but if you don't sell it for nothing, you will lose money at most, just when the boss wanted to speak, Liu Xiaole actually spoke first, "I'll give you 250 love for this house of fakes." ”
When the boss heard this, he was immediately stunned, 3 million cut to 250, from space to the center of the earth, is this still called bargaining?
It doesn't matter to Liu Xiaole, after all, these fakes don't mean anything to him, he feels that 250 is too much, and he loves to sell it or not.
Hearing this, the crowd of onlookers coaxed: "Haha, he is worth 250." ”
"It's not a value, he's a 250~!"
The boss has the heart to cry now, selling, and losing his "basket", don't sell it? These fish, which are branded as fakes and fakes, will not be cared for until they die, and they will be vacated in front of everyone to plan for the future.
After a few minutes of hesitation, the boss sighed and said dejectedly: "Sell~." ”
Whew~~~ There was a cheer on the field.
Then, Liu Xiaole pointed to the blue-bottomed golden dragon on the ground and said: "Okay, I won't take this fish, after all, the love of people is not done by a gentleman, please use it slowly~!" ”
When the boss heard this, he almost planted it, but he didn't expect that this kid hadn't forgotten this stubble, and he was determined to kill himself today.
The crowd began to coax again, "Eat, eat, eat~!" ”
The boss squatted on the ground, raised the blue background over the back golden dragon with both hands, and sent it to his mouth without tears.
Not long after, there was an unbelievable fishy smell and the boss's dry sound in the house, Liu Xiaole couldn't bear to watch such a bloody scene, turned around and walked to the mother and daughter and said, "It's okay, go to the doctor." ”
The middle-aged woman began to stumble again, thanked her repeatedly, and Liu Xiaole repeated: "Go, don't delay, remember to take care of the child in the future." ”
250 yuan to buy a room of Arowana, but also created the most in history, its span, can be described as unprecedented, no one has come.
On the way back, Shan Wei said: "Okay, everything you say is the way, and you have made a lot of progress, especially the blue bottom over the back golden dragon, you can really see the way out." ”
Liu Xiaole waved his hand and said: "What kind of doorway, who can see the way of dried fish, and hide each other." ”
Shan Wei was surprised: "I'm so bold to rub you, what if it's true." ”
Liu Xiaole smiled: "Impossible! It's really worth 1.3 million, and I guarantee that the fish will be picked up by the boss before it lands. ”
Shan Wei suddenly realized, gave a thumbs up and said, "You are waiting for him from here!" ”
Back to the hotel, the hotel's fresh fish tank is full of Arowana, the scene is very funny, attracting countless travelers staying in the hotel, and there are many foodies who ask thousands of dollars, this fish is more than a pound. Arowana is sold by the pound, which can only appear on Liu Xiaole and Shan Wei.
Shan Wei looked at this tank of fish and was worried, and said: "These fish are fakes in addition to defective products, and those that are less than 20 centimeters pressed, what do you want it for." ”
Hearing what Shan Wei said, Liu Xiaole suddenly remembered something, hurriedly rolled up his sleeves, and used a copy to separate those pressed fish in other fish tanks.
Seeing this, the hotel manager was reluctant and said: "I still have to put seafood, what's the matter with all of you." ”
Liu Xiaole pointed to the pole of Arowana and said, "I've sent it to you, it's as you like to steam it or braised it." ”
Hearing that the hotel manager was stunned, he asked carefully, "What do you mean?" ”
Shan Wei added: "I've sent you~!" It's a reward, but I still recommend that you take it back as an ornamental or feng shui fish, after all, few people can afford to eat a steamed fish for thousands of yuan, and the taste is not very good. ”
The hotel's eyes lit up, and he couldn't be clearer about the value of the Arowana, and after thanking him repeatedly, he transferred the fish with lightning speed, for fear that the two would regret it.
The side was clean, and after a while, Liu Xiaole picked out one of the more than a dozen pressed into it, looked at the fish, and smiled slightly.
I have to say that Shan Wei is really a roundworm in Liu Xiaole's stomach, looking at Liu Xiaole's buttocks, he knew that he was going to pull a few pieces of shit, and hurriedly leaned over, and saw that it was true, this fish is different from other arowana pointed faces, but a round face, and then look at the skin color, from the second scale frame to the bottom of the scales, the whole area is blue, all the scales do not have any scales, the whole body is full of luster and luster of bead scales, dazzling brightness, very pure, this is a real blue background over the back of the golden dragon~!
Liu Xiaole looked at the blue-bottomed golden dragon and sighed: "That boss may never have dreamed that the coveted blue-bottomed golden dragon is in his exhibition tank, if he doesn't focus on the crooked ways, but focuses more on the study of fish, I think the result is exactly the same." ”
Shan Wei did not listen to Liu Xiaole's emotion, but showed an extremely distorted expression, and slowly twisted his head to Liu Xiaole, Liu Xiaole was too lazy to talk nonsense with him: "80"
"Deal."
The 6 million admission "tickets" were finally gathered, and a few days later, the two of them converged with everyone and set off for Malaysia.