"Purple bastard!"

Hiding in a remote corner of Monster Mountain, Chen An was scolding Zi at the moment. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

That guy, Chen An asked her to find a way to get him out of Monster Mountain, and she actually sent him and Wenwen directly to a girl.

That's not the point, the point is that the girl is Fumiwen's boss, that is, the manager of the monster mountain tengu - the big tengu!

Not only that, but more importantly, she didn't have any clothes on!

That's right, when Zi got Chen An and Wenwen there in front of Linggu Yirin, she was standing there naked, facing them with her legs raised and dressed!

Thinking of this, Chen An almost wanted to vomit blood.

What are you doing hiding in your room at noon, what are you changing your clothes, that poor white tiger!

Well, now, as he wished, Youkai Mountain definitely can't stay. No matter how insistent Wenwen is, he will definitely not be able to get along in Youkai Mountain!

In fact, if it weren't for the stunned and anxious dressing of the spirit dove just now, and Wenwen's vigorous obstruction regardless of his previous suspicions, Chen An would have been divided by the shy and angry spirit dove Yi Rin with a mahogany sword!

Now Chen An still remembers her face at that time, blue and red, so wonderful.

It was not easy to escape, and Chen An can only hide here now and hate it.

Cut, didn't you just look at her and shout a white tiger by the way? So why are you angry?

Hmph, no wonder the chest is so small, and there is no energy at all!

Chen An muttered indignantly in his heart, and looked around and began to make trouble.

What is this Monster Mountain?

As I said before, Monster Mountain is said to be a mountain, but in fact, it is a mountain range with mountains running together, and most of the slopes of the mountains are not steep, plus there are towering trees everywhere, so Chen An can't see where the foot of the mountain is at all, and which direction can leave Monster Mountain!

Besides, this is Monster Mountain!

He's a strange human running around, promising to be spotted soon. If you're a little more unlucky, you'll be discovered by the Mountain Patrol Tengu and notify the spirit dove Irin and you'll be done!

Damn, what the hell should I do now!

Worried in his heart, Chen An couldn't help but scold again.

Purple that bastard!

Hey, that's not right.

Chen An was suddenly stunned, and pondered in his heart.

Since it was Zi who got him, then Zi should be able to get him out, right?

And he has done so much, isn't he just ready to go on the road with peace of mind?

Now that the Red Devil Pavilion has been done, what they said before is so ruthless, and they will never react if there is no news in their lifetime.

There is also Wenwen, who was absolutely offended to death just now, and Monster Mountain can't stay anymore.

In other words, his fetters have been almost completely cut off by himself.

Thinking about it this way, now this kind of lonely person is the rhythm of being on the road with peace of mind!

If you think about it again, you can save the effort to run! Wouldn't it be all right to let Zi kill him directly!

The more Chen Anzhen thought about it, the more he felt that this idea was correct, and he happened to be tired of running, so he just went straight on the road.

He snapped his fingers and made up his mind. He decided to be generous and went away.

Chen An whispered to the surroundings.

"Purple, purple. Hurry up and get out. ”

Don't ask Chen An why he shouted into the air, he dared to swear, that guy in purple must be watching his excitement through the gap!

As Chen An expected, when Chen An heard Chen An call her, Zi jumped out of a gap behind him.

She was a little upset.

"Why are you calling me?"

Zizheng watched the play so well, Chen An actually didn't let her watch it, which was really unpleasant.

"Didn't you say you were going to kill me?"

Chen An was used to the purple being ghostly, so he didn't react at all to the sudden appearance of purple behind him.

He turned around, and his attitude was very earnest.

"Now I have nothing to worry about, and no one will trouble you when I die. So come, you hurry up, just send me on the road neatly, I will definitely not resist. ”

Zi squinted at Chen An, and his words did not hide his disdain.

"Hey, even if you want to resist, did you resist?"

Chen An: "......"

His smile froze, and he almost didn't catch it with another hand.

I'll go! Is it easy for him to kill himself? He still dares to despise him, and he owes a beating!

If she hadn't been able to beat Zi, Chen An would have gone up and beaten her!

Chen An grinded his teeth, resisted the urge to slap Zi on the buttocks, and glared at her angrily.

"Long-winded, why are you still chirping crookedly when you kill someone? Hurry. Hurry up and get started. ”

Purple is really a little incredible now.

She has lived for so long and seen someone who is not afraid of death, but she has never seen Xiang Chen An take the initiative to seek death.

Of course, those who are born out of despair do not count.

"But ......"

Purple eyes rolled, and suddenly something interesting happened. She coughed dryly and began to talk serious nonsense.

"Well, just now, Lord Ben Idler thought about it for a while, and felt that it was not good for a beautiful girl like me to fight and kill.

Besides, I'm a peace-loving idler, so I decided~~"

Purple deliberately lengthened her voice before finally coming to a conclusion.

"I'll let you go!"

Chen An had a sense of foreboding.

"What do you mean?"

"That means I'm not going to kill you, how about it, isn't it a surprise? Thank me for my generosity! Oh ho ho ......"

Zi shook the folding fan, and seemed to be admiring his generosity, laughing happily.

"Thank you for your size!"

The ominous foreboding came true, and Chen An was immediately furious. He scolded at Zi Pokou, who was smiling so commitatively that he couldn't even see it.

"What are you kidding! Uncle has offended all the people in the Red Devil Pavilion before for this matter, and now he doesn't even dare to go back!

Just now, you bastard offended the big tengu of Youkai Mountain, and Youkai Mountain couldn't stay anymore, and it broke Lumia and Wenwen so much, now that you don't kill me, are you kidding me! ”

"How is it possible, I'm not that kind of person."

Purple playfully shook her slender and white fingers, and added in her heart.

That's weird!

She showed a bright smile that made Chen An's teeth tickle, and said.

"Of course, if it weren't for that, do you think I'd be merciful enough to spare you? Don't think too much about it~"

In fact, when Chen An was sent to Monster Mountain, Zi's killing intent almost disappeared strangely.

And the more time passes, the less murderous the aura becomes, and I always feel that I can't get angry with Chen An.

So now, even if there is no reason, Zi will not kill Chen An.

Let alone...... Hee-hee, it's still such an interesting situation right now.

Oops, the more I think about it, the more interesting it gets!

"Bastard!"

Chen An scolded again, but there was no way to take the purple.

It's all said, he can't beat Purple!

Zi looked at Chen An's angry appearance, and became even more proud.

A few snow-white teeth smiled and seemed to be about to laugh away.

Chen An looked more and more proud, and even so proud that he couldn't even smile at Zi, and then thought that the current situation was caused by her, and suddenly became angry. Evil is born to the side of the guts.

While Zi was still triumphant, Chen An quickly stepped forward, and then reached out and grabbed her chest that she couldn't grasp with one hand.

Is that enough? Not enough! So Chen An pinched it a few times hard, hard, and hard, and by the way, he wiped all the dried blood on his hands.

Completely ignoring the soft and elastic touch, Chen An thought viciously in his heart.

Laugh and laugh! Look at you still laughing!

"It hurts!"

Zi screamed, and her eyes suddenly watered with tears.

Chen An snorted coldly.

"Well deserved!"

Zi covered her chest and retreated, her face turned red, and she glared at Chen An angrily.

"What are you doing!"

"I didn't do anything, I was just insulting you, can't you see this 17-year-old dead old woman?"

Chen An didn't hide it, and told the truth directly with an indifferent face.

In a situation like this, what is the way out if you don't die?

Thinking so, Chen An continued to pull hatred.

"Hmph, no wonder the old woman who is already 17 by 17 17 still dares to say that she is 17 years old, because her breasts really feel as good as a 17-year-old girl?"

He grinned.

"Well, if that's the case, I do."

Purple: "......"

She almost didn't mad Chen An!

took advantage of her so much, not to mention that he dared to mock her!?

Want to die! Want to die! Want to die!

Purple burst like thunder. As soon as he lifted his skirt, he was ready to go up and kill Chen An!

Chen An was not only not afraid, but also stretched out his hand to make a grabbing motion, and continued to provoke with a smile.

"Ahh I'm telling the truth, even though you're a dead old woman, your boobs feel really good.

If you don't believe me, you'll let me catch it twice? ”

"17-year-old Purple Adult~~~"

He lengthened his voice, and then his voice rose up.

"Hit me! A sucker! ”

Purple: "......"

She stopped, and suddenly felt a little black in front of her.

Actually, you dare to provoke...... Scold! Hehe! Hehehe!

Purple breathed rapidly, her chest was beating up and down, and her lungs seemed to be about to explode.

Damn it! I really want to think about it, I want to tear that mouth apart!!

Not only the face of the purple gas, but even the red lips turned snow-white. She took another deep breath and suddenly calmed down.

Although Zi really wanted to kill Chen An, then break the corpse into thousands of pieces, then break the bones and scatter ashes, and finally go to the underworld to hang his soul 100,000 times.

But who is she? She's the one who founded Gensokyo! Reimu's eyes are in arrears, and a cunning, lazy and treacherous old woman who abuses her subordinates in the eyes of a pitiful god!

How could she not see Chen An's careful thoughts.

Do you want to force her to do it?

Hmph, think beautifully!

Not to mention that Zi doesn't want to kill Chen An anymore, even if he really wants to kill him, now Zi will never take advantage of his wishes.

Want to die? Haha, just let you live, and then naturally let others make your life worse than death!

Thinking that Chen An would be chased by those tengu next, the chickens and dogs jumped in embarrassment, purple grinding teeth, and finally resisted the urge to rush up and slap Chen An to death.

Anyway, I've been caught once, and it's okay to catch it again, Zi comforted herself so much in her heart, and then straightened her chest, instantly showing a proud expression.

"Huh, beat you? I'm a noble, virtuous, peace-loving Yakumo Murasaki, how could I possibly do such a violent thing! ”

"Hey, I just insulted you, huh? Doesn't your chest hurt? ”

Zi suddenly felt that her chest began to hurt again.

"Hee-hee, how is that possible!"

Purple pretended not to care, snapped open the fan and laughed.

"Ho ho ho, isn't it just being hit in the chest? This sage won't care! ”

"It's an idler!"

The purple forehead jumped and pretended not to hear, but just stepped forward with his chest up.

"Alaala, if you don't believe you're arresting! Oh ho, this sage is not one of those shy little girls. ”

Chen An: "......"

He was so startled by Zi's move forward that he couldn't help but take two steps back.

What are you kidding, just now the fire hit the chest, forget it, now? Scold! He's not a scumbag!

Seeing Chen Anju and then retreat, Zi suddenly became proud, and she continued to approach Chen An.

"What, don't you dare? Who said before, my boobs feel good and I want to grab two more times!?

Oh ho, a 17-year-old girl's hand. ”

Chen An retreated step by step, although he was shocked that Zi's festival was shattered all over the ground, but he was still very calm.

"No... I was wrong before, it's the feel of a 170,000-year-old girl. ”

Purple: "......"

A mouthful of silver teeth almost didn't crush!

She continued to approach Chen An, smiling without smiling.

"Oh ho, the girl's hand."

"Old virgin!"

Purple: "......"

Her forehead was bruised, and her hair was about to stand up with anger!

Chen An squinted his eyes and said again.

"A 170,000-year-old virgin."

Purple: "......"

She instantly went crazy, strode closer to Chen An with her chest straight.

"Don't mention those three words to me again! Don't you think it feels good? You're catching it if you have the ability! Catch! ”

Chen An: "......"

There was no way back, and there was a tree trunk behind him. Looking at the approaching Purple, he thought about it, then stretched out his hand and pressed it on Purple's chest again.

Then in Purple's sluggish expression......

Scratch ~ Catch ~

Purple: "......"

She looked down at the hand on her chest with a dull expression, and suddenly jumped out N meters away in an instant.

Zi smashed the fan far away on Chen An's head, and scolded with both hands around his breasts.

"You dead scum!!"

Chen An is very innocent.

"You let me catch it."

"Dead Scum!!

Zicai doesn't care if she forced it! scolded Chen An again, and then hit Chen An twice on the head with the fan he picked up with the gap, and then jumped into the gap and disappeared.

"Hmph, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, trying to find death? Tell you, there are no doors!

Hmph, look at how you get out of Monster Mountain alone! You dead scum is waiting to be caught and dismembered by the Spirit Dove Irin! ”

With these words, the gap disappeared silently.

Seeing that Zi He had disappeared, Chen An suddenly had nothing to do.

I didn't even get mad at indecent assault, what should I do now?

Could it be that he should go to the nearby river to throw himself into the river? Or turn into a rope and hang yourself? Go back to find Lingjiu Yirin and scold her for being a white tiger with small breasts, or more simply, and directly turn a knife to wipe her neck and commit suicide?

Chen An thought about it, and suddenly shook his head vigorously.

What do you think! Since Zi doesn't plan to kill him, he's still a fart!

It doesn't hurt to drown, hang, be dismembered, or stab yourself! So don't be stupid, and come up with other good ideas to sneak away from Monster Mountain first!

But...... How can I find my way and slip away from the monster mountain safely?