"Have you ever beaten a slave?" Chang'e looked at Hu Yifei with a provocative expression. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Hu Yifei smiled cheaply, "You were happy too early, believe it or not, I will directly demote you to level zero!" ”

"Again!" Chang'e was speechless, turned around directly, and turned her back to Hu Yifei.

"Just kidding, don't be angry, let me ask you something, do you support the merger of all worlds or the freedom of all worlds?" Hu Yifei also patted Chang'e's plump buttocks as he spoke, causing Chang'e to scream.

The fairies in the pool heard the sound of the voice, and a few of them asked.

Chang'e explained that she and the group leader had become a Taoist couple, and all the fairies congratulated one after another.

A few fairies who were good friends with Chang'e also joked that they were not double monks, but Chang'e immediately denied it.

Plainly making a big banner for others, of course Hu Daqun was not happy, and directly hugged Chang'e's delicate body for everyone to guess.

Chang'e struggled hard in Hu Yifei's arms, and the fairies thought they were flirting with the public, and the exclamations became louder.

There are a few little fairies who take Chang'e as an example and go crazy, the idol is too good, and if they say they are holy, they are holy, and if they say they are unrestrained, they are unrestrained.

Chang'e was annoyed and angry, and was ready to use a spell to shake Hu Yifei, a pervert, away.

Before I could do anything, I heard Hu Yifei say extremely shamelessly, it is better to be harassed by me alone than by a group of people.

Chang'e nodded as if she didn't understand when she heard the words, it sounded a little reasonable, but she always felt weird.

In the next hour, Hu Yifei vividly told the story of love at first sight between him and Chang'e, and he shed tears of excitement when he talked about the sensational place.

The audience below listened to it with a fascination.

Chang'e got goosebumps when she heard this, and quietly slipped away.

When Hu Yifei came back to his senses, Chang'e's little girl's skin was gone. Just when Hu Yifei was about to leave, a group of fairies in cool clothes surrounded Hu Yifei and prevented Hu Yifei from leaving.

It took Hu Yifei a lot of effort to squeeze out of the rolling milk waves.

After Hu Yifei walked away, the fairies quickly spread the news that the group leader Hu Yifei and Chang'e had become Taoist couples through their own channels.

Hu Yifei's prestige also spread all over the heavens and worlds in an instant, and now everyone knows that the tender grass in the group was picked by Hu Yifei, an old cow.

Hu Yifei didn't know these things, Hu Yifei was busy asking Stephen Chow the coordinates of the movie universe in the group at the moment.

But after asking around, everyone said they didn't know.

Just when Hu Yifei was about to give up, Hu Yifei from the world of "Love Apartment" said that she knew.

Hu Yifei was overjoyed, chatted directly with Hu Yifei privately, and shamelessly changed Hu Yifei's name to Yifei.

Of course Yifei didn't want to, Hu Yifei was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, just carrots and sticks, if you agree, upgrade to one level, and give another 100,000 yuan, if you don't agree, you will be downgraded by one level and banned.

Yifei was silent for a while, and asked Hu Yifei curiously, what are the benefits of upgrading in addition to the increase in the number of red envelopes.

Yifei can stop Hu Yifei at this time, yes, what are the benefits? Hu Yifei looked up to the sky and roared, Made, I also want to know, there is no other benefit for Mao.

However, in order to maintain the dignity of the group leader, Hu Yifei sent Yifei a rotating roulette red envelope and asked Yifei to draw a lottery.

Yifei was overjoyed to see the options on the spinning wheel, the first option was to be directly promoted to the fifth dan black belt in taekwondo, the second option was to become a full professor before the age of thirty, the third option was to open the eyes of the shadows, and the fourth option was a single-family villa in Shanghai.

After Yifei clicked the lottery button in the middle, he closed his eyes excitedly and muttered about a single-family villa, a single-family villa.

However, the reality disappointed her, and after turning the pointer more than a dozen times, the pit stopped at the third option to open the dark eye.

At the other end of the group, Hu Yifei secretly said stupid bird, only the four options are true, and he actually thought that all four of them were true, which was too naïve.

Fortunately, after Yifei got the Yin Eye, she kept her promise, sent the coordinates to Hu Yifei, and begged Hu Yifei to take her with her.

Only then did Hu Yifei know that members of the low-level group could not travel through time and space.

And the person who gave Yifei the world coordinates of "Lu Ding Ji 1 Imperial City Battle" was kicked out by the Jade Emperor, the leader of the group at that time, because the road was too wild.

said that he was Lu Ziye because his way of entering the group was too special, and he entered the group through a drifting bottle.

Generally, only the old number of the drifting bottle is qualified to send it, and the old number of this drifting bottle happens to be a person from the Ten Thousand Worlds Sect.

The Jade Emperor often found excuses to purge the people of the Ten Thousand Realms Sect, and this benevolent brother was directly tragic.

Next, Yifei begged again and again, and Hu Daqun reluctantly agreed to fly with Yifei.

Before the crossing, Hu Yifei took a trip back to modern times, asked Lao Zhou to buy ten boxes of Jieshibang, and asked Xiao Wei and Xiao Luo to buy two hundred taels of silver.

Two hours later, Hu Yifei took things to meet with Yifei in the group, and Yifei also brought two sets of clear clothes and two fake braids with hats.

A second later, the two of them came to the place where the plot of "Lu Ding Ji 1 Imperial City Battle" began, the capital Lichun Courtyard.

After the two of them changed their clothes, they took Jieshibang and Baiyin to find the male shopkeeper of Lichun Courtyard under the guidance of the turtle slave.

When the male shopkeeper saw Hu Yifei holding the box, he asked puzzledly: "This guest officer, what are you doing with the box?" ”

Hu Yifei stepped forward and whispered in the ear of the male shopkeeper about the magic of Jieshibang, and the male shopkeeper shook his head and expressed disbelief.

Seeing this, Hu Yifei directly opened a box of Jieshibang, took out one, pulled it a few times, and the male shopkeeper immediately said with glowing eyes: "How about letting me try it first?" ”

Hu Yifei nodded.

The male shopkeeper carried a prostitute directly into the room, and half an hour later, the male shopkeeper gave Hu Yifei a refreshing face and offered Hu Yifei a price of one or two silver each, Hu Yifei of course disagreed, and talked about the benefits of Jieshibang to avoid infection and prolong the time.

In the end, the male shopkeeper bought the 240 Jieshibang brought by Hu Yifei at a price of 15 taels each.

When it was time to pay the bill, the male shopkeeper excused himself that there was too much money and the transaction in the front yard was too eye-catching, so he asked Hu Yifei to go to the backyard.

Hu Yifei didn't think about it, so he agreed.

Seeing this, Yifei gave Hu Yifei a look and asked him not to go.

Hu Yifei also replied with a reassuring look.

When they arrived at the account room, there was a bang, and the door was closed, and six green skins directly surrounded them.

Hu Yifei smiled and said, "Have you ever seen a monster?" ”

The green skins thought that Hu Yifei was stupid enough to say such nonsense, and they all laughed.

The male shopkeeper said impatiently: "What's so funny, just break a leg and throw it under the overpass." ”

Hu Yifei smiled slightly, turned into a piece of wind and sand, and floated in the air.

The greenskins rubbed their eyes, convinced that they were right.

With a shout, there were monsters, and they ran out with a crawl.