Chapter Forty-Eight: Hemorrhoids Committed

Chapter 48

After eating the sugar gourd, An Yi obediently followed Li Xiaobao to the river with two small buckets. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The water of the river is clear and transparent. The pebbles at the bottom of the river are round and lovely. In the long river of time, they have been polished off the edges and corners, but they are helpless, and let the years polish themselves into this appearance.

The fish swim around in the river, so chic and free. I heard that goldfish only have a three-second memory, I don't know if these fish are the same, if so, then these fish have been so carefree and live freely all their lives, how enviable.

Li Xiaobao looked at Xiaoyu's smile and froze suddenly, and goosebumps rose all over his body. Ma Dan, I'm a gentleman! It's not like that, the crooked rabbit!

"Hey, Anyi, you watch the master come to catch small fish for you, come and roast and eat!" Li Xiaobao shouted at An Yi in a rough voice, took off his straw sandals, threw them aside, and rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs. He said "bah" to the two of them, rubbed them, and went into the water.

Most of the fish in the river are about seven or eight centimeters long, and their silver scales shine intoxicatingly in the sun. "Hey, good boy, so many fish?!" Li Xiaobao was very happy when he saw the fish swimming in the river, he grinned, revealing a mouthful of dazzling white teeth, and his eyes narrowed into a slit.

An Yi looked at Li Xiaobao's white teeth, and his little face looked dumbfounded. She unconsciously put her hand into her mouth, touched her teeth the size of a grain of rice, and suddenly felt envious in her heart. An Yi looked at Li Xiaobao's white teeth and was a little fascinated. If only I had this tooth! You can eat a lot of meat, and it's not hard to eat.

"Duang, it's little bug ad time! Dear, if you want white teeth, buy black toothpaste! Why buy black toothpaste? Because black people have white teeth! Why do black people have white teeth? Because black people are black! So, dear, you're going to have to use black toothpaste! With black toothpaste, dear, you will become black, and you will never have to worry about your teeth not being white anymore! "The little bug is in the castle of the system, holding a small microphone, twisting his ass, trying his best to make a promotion.

After using black toothpaste, it is really as white as Xiaobao's brother's teeth? An Yi squeezed his little face in the middle with his small hand, and his whole face was a little deformed under this strength, "Little worm, I want big teeth for nothing." I want a black toothpaste! ”

"Dear~ You really have a vision! As long as you use this toothpaste, you will permanently turn black, and even if you don't brush your teeth again, your teeth will still be the same white. Don't want 10,000 today, don't want 1,000, just ninety-nine-eight, you can easily take it home! The little insect became more and more excited, waved its little wings, and flew up. It danced in the air.

"Hmm..."An Yi stretched a small face, and knocked his right palm with his left hand, "Okay, deal!" ”

"Okay, dear, we also have free shipping!"

"Oh no, dear! Your balance is insufficient! You haven't earned Reiki yet, so the window is closed, what a pity, dear! The little bug smirked, stuck out his tongue, and slipped away. Hmph, tell the master that you don't work hard! Harm the Lun family, and can't come out to show up~ The Lun family is unhappy!

An Yi heard this sentence and patted his little head regretfully. She sighed slightly, a little depressed. "Alas~" An Yi made a straight face, very sad in his heart. What a beautiful complexion and teeth, just gone?! An Yi shook her head, her chocolate-colored pure black skin, and her teeth as white as white chocolate, she was loved by everyone at a glance, but now... Gone?!

"Anyi, see what I caught?" Li Xiaobao held a fish jumping alive in his hand, and it struggled hard, hitting the water on Li Xiaobao's face.

An Yi looked at Li Xiaobao, she put her two little hands on her waist, and threw a white eye at Li Xiaobao lightly, "Your teeth are amazing?" Then, An Yi lowered his head slightly and glared at Li Xiaobao fiercely with two eyes, "Hmph! You wait! Sooner or later, I'll be darker than you! ”

Blacker than me? Li Xiaobao's mind appeared in a chubby little girl as black as carbon, gnawing on chicken legs in one hand, holding a sugar gourd in the other, twisting her buttocks, and smiling at him, "Look, I'm darker than you now!" Li Xiaobao was a little frightened by his imagination. He shook his head, looked at An Yi obliquely, and secretly smiled in his heart. Fat and stupid black girl, who dares to ask for it! Hahaha!

Li Xiaobao's speed of catching fish was still quite fast, and after a while, the two small buckets were full. Li Xiaobao patted a keg triumphantly, "Look! How powerful the master is! So fast, so many fish were caught! ”

An Yi looked at the fish in the two small buckets, his eyes bent, the corners of his mouth raised, and he smiled. She patted her little belly and looked at the fish full of fish.

Li Xiaobao looked at An Yi swallowing his saliva silently, cleared his throat, and said to An Yi, "God has given you so much flesh, who should you be grateful for?" ”

After he finished speaking, he looked at the sky, pretending to be forced by who in the world was competing.

An Yi raised her little paws, she pursed her lips, her face was serious, she thought carefully for a long time, her dark eyes looked at Li Xiaobao seriously, and spit out two words, "God!" ”

"Huh?" Li Xiaobao suddenly felt bad, just like you were about to pretend to be forced to take someone to fly, but the person you want to take said, "I'm sorry, you're too fat to fly!" Li Xiaobao bent his back, drooped his eyelids, looked at An Yi with a gloomy face, and pointed at himself with his index finger, "What about me?" You're not grateful? Just be grateful to God?! ”

An Yi lowered his head innocently, the index fingers of his two hands were facing each other, and his bun face puffed up slightly, "But, what you said was given by God!" ”

Li Xiaobao was about to vomit out a mouthful of old blood, he rolled his eyes at the sky, and after a while, he said to An Yi speechlessly, "Oh! It was my fault! I'm really sorry! ”

The corners of An Yi's mouth went up, revealing two cute dimples, revealing a sweet smile, "It's okay!" ”

Li Xiaobao wanted to vomit blood again, he looked at An Yi's two big watery eyes, closed his eyes, she was still young, she was still young, she was still fragile... Fragile fart! Monsters in human skin! The sword is not as good, and King Kong is not bad!

Li Xiaobao raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said to himself, the world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, this is not good, not good!

An Yi looked at Li Xiaobao's constipated expression, a little worried, she frowned, and walked quickly in front of Li Xiaobao with her little short legs. She patted Li Xiaobao's leg. Once, twice... Li Xiaobao still didn't open his eyes. Well, it seems that her strength is too small! An Yi bit her lip and slapped Li Xiaobao's leg hard, "Smack", what is broken?!

"Ahh My leg is broken! Li Xiaobao was going crazy, he looked at the one on his lap with red eyes, and his heart collapsed.

He took a few deep breaths, barely suppressing his anger, and a smile appeared on his face, "An Yi, what are you doing here?" ”

An Yi's black grape-like eyes looked at Li Xiaobao with sincerity, and his mouth opened slightly, "I thought you had hemorrhoids." ”