Chapter IV
I wandered around with Ren An all day, and in the evening, I moved my sore legs back home, took out the key and opened the door, and was about to close the door, when I suddenly stretched out a hand and was startled, Xiong Xiao slapped away the hand that intended to break in, "Dead pigs are not afraid of pig's trotters falling." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
"Hey, you little conscienceless, Ben Shuai has been with you for so long today, and now he is still sending you home, and he won't let me enter the house to drink saliva, and it really fulfills the most poisonous sentence that is not a woman's heart." Leaned lazily against the door frame, stretched out his foot against the door, afraid that this conscienceless little woman would close the door for a while.
"Do you want my saliva?" After saying that, I wanted to bite my tongue, what a disgusting sentence, what an impure word, obviously I am such a pure little white rabbit, how can I become like this now, uh, merry.
After looking at the chick in front of him for a long time and being annoyed, Ren An whistled lightly, "It's an honor, are you feeding it now?" β
"Mom and Dad, there's a hooligan coming, come and beat him." He shouted into the house, and ran into his room, regardless of the person at the door.
Dad Xiong and Dad Ren looked at each other a few times, hurriedly stood up, one picked up the fruit knife on the table, the other grabbed the fruit plate on the table, and ran to the door violently.
A scream came: "Daddy, murder your own son." β
Dad Xiong watched the tragedy happen, and sighed helplessly, Lao Ren's presbyopia is really serious enough, and he doesn't even recognize his son.
Ren's father was stunned for a moment, and when he got closer, he saw that it was really his own unconscious child, and asked: "If you don't do it, why should you be a hooligan?" β
Ren An vomited a mouthful of blood into his stomach, "Dad, you make me feel so cold, really, I'm running away from home." β
"Let's go, let's go, I'm 20 years old, I've been able to be self-reliant for so many years, don't eat rice at my house." After Ren's father finished speaking disappreciably, he didn't see if his son was hurt, and pulled Dad Xiong to continue to play chess in the living room.
rushed to his father at once, and said indignantly: "I have paid my living expenses since I was ten years old, and neither you nor my mother have given me a penny, let me fend for myself for so many years, you are simply too good at squeezing labor." β
Ren's father was interested, "Hey, you kid, you started making money at the age of seven, and you still have to pay your living expenses at the age of ten, and you don't sell it, I knew that I should have let you pay my living expenses at the age of seven." β
Ren An ran into the kitchen and said to his mother, "Mother, my father won't let me live at home." β
Ren's mother didn't raise her head, and continued to pick vegetables, "The boss is not small, your father is right, you should live by yourself." β
Looking up to the sky and sighing, this life is the most miserable, and only a line of tears is left to show desolation.
Mama Xiong smiled and watched the mother and son bickering, and patted Ren An's shoulder, "Xiao An, your parents don't want you, you just come to your Mama Xiong's house, your Mama Xiong likes you the most." β
hugged Mama Bear with a smile, very emotional, "Sure enough, only Mama Bear is Mom." β
"You stinky boy, look at you and want to live in your mother's house." Ren's mother saw through this kid's idea at a glance.
"Don't go home in the future, your parents don't hurt you, but your mother bear hurts, and your mother bear will support you." gently patted Ren An's hand and continued the work in his hands.
"Mama Xiong, I'm really living in, don't bother me, just sweep me out."
"Go and bring all the change of clothes."
Ren's mother looked at Ren An smiling like a spring breeze and a little coquettish, she really wanted to smoke it, it was too undisciplined, and in order to chase a daughter-in-law, she lived in her mother-in-law's house.
"Why don't you move things quickly, standing here is an eyesore." threw a handful of green onions at his son's front door.
Ren An shook his body and ran out.
"My son is so limitless."
"It's good to look at, but you don't know how to cherish it."
"You are a mother-in-law and son-in-law, the more you look at it, the more pleasing it is."
Mama Xiong smiled proudly, "I will be my son from now on." β
Ren's mother said that she was very worried, her son who had raised her for 20 years, said that she would leave and leave, not caring about parenting at all, but it was better to go, how could there be a mouse poop lying in the world of the two.
"Dad, I'm running away from home, don't worry about me, I won't miss you."
Dad Ren was concentrating on the chessboard, not wanting to pay attention to Ren An's provocation, and waved his hand, "Roll the calf." β
Ren An whistled out of the door disapprerovitously, his wish came true, he was in a happy mood, hahaha, he went back to his room, fortunately he didn't sort out the things in the box when he came back last night, and he took out another suitcase and packed his notebook and daily necessities and some other things very easily, this time he has to fight a protracted war, and if he doesn't succeed, he will become benevolent, and the war of resistance will take eight years, and I believe that he will definitely be able to solve it in less than eight years.
Pulled the two boxes and left the house without looking back.,Just leave time for you to continue the world of the two.,It's an old husband and wife.,And every day is like a honeymoon.,Hmph.,It's shameless.,When I go home, I say I'm a light bulb.,It's outrageous.γ
Dad Ren looked at Ren An, who was pulling two suitcases, and was taken aback, "Are you moving?" β
"Uh-huh."
"Where are you going?"
"Here."
This time Daddy Bear was also surprised, and after a while, he laughed heartily, pulled him upstairs, and said as he walked: "There are three empty houses upstairs, you go and choose, see which one you like." "This kid is here, there is someone to accompany him, the big one and the small one in the family are too boring, the big one knows to read fashion magazines and all kinds of soap operas all day long, and the small one only knows to lock himself in the room all day long and either read or sleep, now with such a godson, it's too late to laugh.
I didn't need to look at it to choose the room next to Xiong Xiao, Xiong's father looked relieved, it was really his godson, he was good, quite the style of his own sister back then. There was no one around, lowered his voice, and said secretly: "Actually, it's okay for you to live in the little bear's room." β
Ren An also lowered his voice: "This is not good, a lonely man and a widow." β
"Back then, your father bear and your mother bear also had a little bear because of widows and widows, if it weren't for this, the little bear bear would still be floating in the underworld."
A flash of light flashed in Ren An's eyes, and he nodded hurriedly: "Daddy Xiong is really prescient, and he is really a model that contemporary young people should follow." β
Coughed a few times pretendedly, "That being said, after all, Xiao Xiong Xiong is still young, and the legal age of marriage has not yet arrived, so don't be animalistic." β
"I promise, before I get married, there will be no accidents."
"Just remember, this is the key to the bear's room, come on young man, I will watch you, I wish you success." Stretching out his fist, Ren An also stretched out and touched it, and they all looked at each other and smiled, between men and men, it is a simple and rude solution to one thing.
After Daddy Xiong left, Ren An threw all his luggage in this room, the things are here, just don't be there, walked to the next room, turned the doorknob, locked it, what can I do with the small lock, took out the key given by Daddy Bear, and easily walked into Xiong Xiao's room.
Xiong Xiao heard the sound of unlocking, reflexively minimized the game he was having fun with, lowered his head and pretended to look at the textbook on the table.
I didn't hear the voice of my parents, I looked at someone who was lying on my bed with a big grin, and the book in my hand was subconsciously thrown over.
"Murder of my husband." grabbed the flying textbook and threw it on the bed.
"How did you get in?"
"Naturally, it came in." Looking at Xiong Xiao with the eyes of an idiot, Ren An was very leisurely with Erlang's legs.
"Don't lie on my bed." took Ren An's hand and dragged it out.
"This is my bed." turned passive into active, and pulled Xiong Xiao to bed.
Xiong Xiao gritted his teeth and looked at Ren An, who was smiling proudly: "Cheeky, stinky and shameless." β
"If you kiss me, I'll be thin-skinned." Putting his face in front of her, Ren An waited with a smile.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Mom didn't come, and continued to play her own game with peace of mind.
Clicking on the page and working hard to do the task, Ren An reclined on the bed, holding his head with his right hand and looking at the computer opposite Xiong Xiao, "What are you playing?" β
"Light and shadow 2, you definitely don't know, it doesn't matter if you don't know, I won't tell you."
"How do you conclude I don't know?" Not only do I know, but part of your game is made by me, and it's really a superficial woman.
"You've been abroad for two years, and you've never seen such a Chinese-style game."
"Yes, yes, I'm alone." Standing behind Xiong Xiao and watching her play such a cool game, she suddenly complained, please sister, this game is so beautiful, you played it very stupidly, can you kill monsters and hide behind monsters to make a surprise attack? You are such a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and you are looking for death with your own crispy skin to block the output of such a high damage, and sure enough, in less than a minute, you died back to the resurrection point.
"Dead again, unhappy." With a pouting mouth, he looked at the computer more sadly than Ren An.
Ren An rolled his eyes, with your desperate way of playing, everyone will die, I really couldn't stand it, so I got up and went out.
At this time, the dialog box was flickering, and Xiong Xiao clicked on it.
Why the summer solstice: a smile, when to get married? I went to Yue Lao to make an appointment for the wedding.
Su Kill smiled: When are you free? I have time now.
Why the summer solstice: Then let's get married later.
When Xiong Xiao saw this, he said that it was too casual, but the early knot and the late knot are all knots, so it's better to knot.
Su Kill smiled: Well, you go and set the time.
Why the summer solstice: see you when the moon is old.
Riding the tiger that had just been caught two days ago, the tiger ran to the Yuelao Temple, which was on the mountain, and he was now in the prosperous Chang'an City, and it was almost six minutes away to the Yuelao Temple.
After arriving at the Yuelao Temple, I saw why Xia Zhi was sitting in front of Yue Lao and stroked the qin, why Xia Zhi was a famous pianist, mainly a long-range attack, after seeing a smile, he took the piano and occupied it, dressed in white Sheng Xue, two people stood in front of Yue Lao, made a sea oath and made an alliance, and after getting the blessing of Yue Lao, a message came to the system: Congratulations to why Xia Solstice and Su Kill a smile to tie the knot, the wedding will be held in half an hour, please do not forget the time for relatives and friends who received the invitation.
After sending out the invitations, the bride-to-be returned to her home, wearing the red wedding dress given by the groom last night, sitting quietly by the dresser, holding a bridal bun on her head, before getting on the sedan chair, the bride is not allowed to leave the room half a step, either sitting or standing, and the weapon knife on her body is automatically hidden because of the happy event, of course, it can also be used, but wearing the wedding dress automatically covers the murderous knife.
Stretched, twisted, opened the window to breathe in fresh air, the cold air was really cold, shrunk his neck and closed the window.
After Ren An entered Xiong Xiao's house with a large glass of milk in his hand, his eyes were about to burst into flames when he saw someone who was getting married, this person dared to marry another man behind his back, it was simply too bad to take him as a proper husband in his eyes.
But I have already worshiped the high hall and sent it into the cave room, and now it is useless to rob my relatives, why is it the summer solstice, right, okay, I remember you, the woman who dares to rob me, you are dead, very angry, drank a big sip of milk that was supposed to be for Xiong Xiao, drank milk to suppress anger, and drank more than half of it.
Xiong Xiao listened to the gurgling sound of someone drinking milk next to him, and he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, this sound was amazing enough. Seeing the bright white on Ren An's lips, it made her feel that she had added a touch of silly white sweetness to him, hell, silly white sweet is not at all in line with this sinister and cunning black man.
Looking at the milk handed over in front of him, Xiong Xiao moved away in disgust, "Don't, you've drunk it." β
"No, you have to drink it, I tested the poison, don't worry about it."
"Childish, don't drink." Turning his head to look at the two people in the cave room, in fact, cough cough, such a shy picture will definitely not exist, that is, two people lying on the bed together staring, of course, they have to stay for half an hour, and when they are full, they can go out and do their own things, after getting married, both men and women can live in each other's homes, or they can go back to their respective homes.
Ren An looked at Xiong Xiao staring at the two characters in the cave room without blinking, and scolded the strange world in his heart: Why do you have a marriage function in this broken game, just get married, why do you have the function of a cave room, forget about the cave room, why do you have the function of lying on the bed.