Chapter 182: Vixen VS Vixen
Youran, who was originally standing on the offering table, almost fell to the ground when he couldn't stand steadily! She never expected that after re-entering the reincarnation, Wen Han would become like this, not only sharp-toothed and sharp-tongued, but also didn't need to make any detours, and spoke so bluntly that it was embarrassing endlessly!
It's just that Wen Han, the former little white lotus who is no longer gentle, is already so straightforward, and You Ran feels that he doesn't need to pretend to be innocent anymore, since he has already torn his face, then just follow the way of tearing his face!
You Ran also squirted back mercilessly, causing Wen Yueying's face to turn from pale to black: "Wen Han, who do you think is you?" Pick up a familiar one? Look at Qiao Ran, and then look at Qi Jing, isn't that one you shameless pasted back upside down?! This one sends petals, that one sends flower buds, why don't you tear yourself in half and give them one and a half?! As a woman, if you do your job, shouldn't you find a corner and crash to death - that would be a little less embarrassing! ”
Wen Yueying thinks that she is not a good bird, and she can still give Shi Shiran a smile calmly when she is scolded upside down, and that is a good thing that Our Lady of Little White Lotus did in the past, and she is wronged on her head - she doesn't remember it at all, how can she carry this pot? She immediately blackened her face and doubled her poisonous tongue at Youran: "If you are a woman, you should really hit the wall and wipe your neck!" I sent something to someone to ask for, but you are upside down and no one wants it, who deserves to die? I said, are there no mirrors in Luojia Mountain? There is no mirror, the lotus pond has always been there, no matter how bad you are from time to time to hold a clean bottle in your hand, you will take a picture of the net bottle when you have time, and look at your own shabby appearance! Oops, it's not right, I forgot that you are the real big face, not to mention the net bottle, even the lotus pond probably can't fully illuminate your face! ”
You Ran's face also turned pale, her sweet and lovely appearance had already been torn apart by herself, and a woman's innate shrewd essence had already come out, and at this time, she played it to the fullest: "If you want to talk about a big face, who can compare to you Wen Han?" Eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, in the purple bamboo forest, your face is the only one bigger than the sky! Didn't you hook up with Qi in the past? Now that the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, Guanyin Bodhisattva can't control you, and Qiao Ran just met you, right? Who knows how many other hookups you have hooked up with besides Qiao Ran and Qi Jing? In the bowl, in the pot, in the basin, in the scoop, where you don't have such a claw? ”
Such a pot of filthy ginseng splashed over, Wen Yueying was stunned for a moment! Meow meow drip! This is really unbearable, aunt unbearable! Hook up?! Well, hooking up with Qiao Ran, no, it's hooking up with Qiao Ran, she admitted, but what the hell are the others?! It's Qi Jing, and she told him everything clearly! She was just a white lotus in her last life, and she has never changed her name and surname in this life, and she is called Water-based Yang Hua!
Wen Yueying laughed angrily, that is, she laughed so much that she couldn't say how sympathetic she was, as if she was preparing to enlarge the move, You Ran subconsciously took half a step back, and her back was leaning against the wall behind her and the portrait of Guanyin Bodhisattva, only then did she come back to her senses and realize that she was accidentally afraid for such a moment, and suddenly straightened her body again, and shouted in a loud voice: "What are you laughing at!" Wen Han, didn't you lose your heart and go crazy after being poked in the sore spot? ”
Wen Yueying grinned and showed a mouthful of white Sensen's teeth, and responded unhurriedly: "What am I laughing at?" I laugh at you! I laughed at you for having the heart to hook up everywhere, but you didn't hook up with one and a half in your hand, and now you're crazy about it! You're the one who is crazy! It's because you're too ugly that no one can stand you, you're just a pure ugly monster! ”
You Ran immediately gritted his back molars and shot back: "You're ugly!" ”
Wen Yueying also immediately followed up to practice the classic sentence pattern of chickens laying eggs and eggs: "Who is ugly and weird, who knows!" It's you! ”
"You're ugly!"
"It's you!"
So the infinite cycle of chickens laying eggs and laying eggs and chickens......
The fathead fish and the hairy lion on the side were already stunned to look at these two women who didn't look like shrews on the outside, one person is better than a shrew, Wen Yueying is just down, she has always been unwilling to admit defeat in her life, how can she even pay the most attention to the image of Youran......
But fortunately, the hairy lion did not stay to the extent that he didn't know what day it was, and after being stunned for a moment, he remembered that the fathead fish was stolen by his own prison, and it was not suitable to stay at the foot of Luojia Mountain for a long time!
Qiao Ran leaned his head and muttered a few words, Qi actually nodded, and then the two of them acted separately - Qiao Ran stepped forward and pulled Wen Yueying and retreated outside the temple, Qi Jing suddenly made a move on Youran, taking advantage of Youran's unpreparedness, a fixation spell set Youran, whose face was infinitely changing, on the offering table. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although You Ran was frozen, his eyes still did not ease, but became more and more aggressive, as if he was accusing Qi Jing and Qiao Ran
Ruthlessness to her in general. Qi actually raised his hand and wanted to knock her out, but he hesitated for a while, in the end, he had been here for many years, even if Youran had now exposed his true face, he still couldn't really hurt her......
Qiao Ran probably had the same thoughts as Qi Jing, and when he saw that Qi couldn't do it, he secretly sighed and shouted: "Let's go, it's not worth wasting any more time pestering here!" Let's go back and discuss it later! ”
Qi Jing put down his hand, and also looked at Youran, who had always retained a hideous expression on his face, and sighed: "Youran, there are some things that can't be forced, and besides, it's been so many years since this matter, what are you still doing with this idea?" If the Bodhisattva knows, according to the rules of Buddhism, won't you not be able to get a good go? Now that we are either goblins or mortals, we have nothing to do with you as a fairy anymore, Youran, it's better to see it! ”
Qiao Ran was different from Qi Jing, not only was he too lazy to talk to Youran, he didn't even bother to turn his head back, he just pulled Wen Yueying and left, not taking Youran's hateful eyes seriously at all.
Originally, Wen Yueying was not very willing to leave, after all, it was not enough to spray each other with this Youran, and the poisonous chicken soup of the ginseng rooster on her side was only spilled out of half a pot at most...... But at this time, seeing Qiao Ran so resolute and leaving regardless of it, there was also a lot of psychological comfort, Wen Yueying thought about it, isn't there a fat-headed fish who just escaped from prison? Forget it, if you can run, let's run first! It's not worth bothering with the stupid woman who is set at the offering table!
Moreover, in this shrew vs shrew showdown, Wen Yueying was very proud to feel that she had won a game! (To be continued.) )