Su Xiaoyang's bizarre remarks at the freshman ball made him famous. Several colleges that participated in the dance party www.biquge.info knew that a mentally retarded person came to the Interdisciplinary Information School this year and insulted Shangguan Yunfei in public in a strange way.

"This idiot! I lost face and dragged me into the water, really%%&......*&. "In a nightclub, the naked Shangguan Yunfei clenched his fists fiercely. Next to him, two beprisingly dressed women were helping Shangguan Gongzi massage his body. This secular painting full of materialism tells us that Shangguan Dashao has a soft spot for the number "2".

After returning to the dormitory that night, the roommates also looked at Su Xiaoyang with disdain. Xu Shuai was an exception, as soon as Su Xiaoyang came back, he held his stomach and laughed. "Xiaoyang, you...... You're so talented, tell me jokes every day in the future. ”

Nangong Yun didn't care at all, after all, the spiritual worlds of the two houses were basically the same, and the strange things were also strange together. It's just that through this ball, this legal Lori found out that Su Xiaoyang was an incorrigible stockings controller, and in the next few days, he often wore various stockings and dangled around Su Xiaoyang, which made his heart flutter.

So the days passed like this, Shangguan Yunfei didn't make any trouble with him except for glaring at Su Xiaoyang on weekdays, and the relationship with Nangong Yun was maintained at the rhythm of ACGN enthusiasts until one day......

"! Our Internet traffic is actually charged? In the dormitory, Su Xiaoyang stared at his campus network account that had been cleared and said. That's right, as long as it exceeds 20G per month, it will be billed in tiers...... Hey, aren't you only 600M, it's still far away. Xu Shuai leaned in front of Su Xiaoyang's computer.

"It's 600G, big brother!!" Su Xiaoyang hugged his head and shouted, "If this Nima were to be billed by the stairs, I would have already climbed to the top of the building!" I've been killed for this month!! "Ah, that's kind of miserable...... Do you want to ask your parents again? "No, my mom said that he has been buying a bit more figurines lately, and he is short of money." “…… What about your dad? "Him?" Su Xiaoyang's eyes widened, "If he knew that I used hundreds of gigabytes of traffic a month, he would have to kill me." ”

So the sad Su Xiaoyang had to find another way. "Damn school...... Since you're forcing me like this, then don't blame me for being unkind! Saying that, Su Xiaoyang climbed down from the bed and sat down in front of the computer, and his decadent temperament was swept away. You...... What do you want? "Of course, it's hacked into the billing system of the campus network, so let's get a few hundred tons of traffic for myself first."

"Hey, don't mess around." Xu Shuai warned, "Our school's campus network is said to be very secure, and it seems that no one has ever been able to break through it." "Wow, that means I'm going to break it?" Fingers quickly tapped on the keyboard, Su Xiaoyang said excitedly. "Hey, you...... What if someone from the Cyber Security Center finds out? to be punished. ”

"Punish your sister." Su Xiaoyang completely ignored Xu Shuai's warning, "The person who can catch me on the Internet hasn't been born yet...... Alright, that's it. Hey, then again, this broken system is a bit tricky, it took me a full three minutes...... Hey, why are you all looking at me like that? As soon as Su Xiaoyang turned around, he found that he didn't know when the other two roommates also came here, looking at Su Xiaoyang and his computer with the eyes of a monster.

At the same time, the Cyber Security Center of Huaqing University, in a small office.

"Huh?" The listless little old man lying in the swivel chair was suddenly attracted by a flash of data on the screen. "Strange ...... It was breached? ”

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After invading the system to flush 1000T of traffic to himself, Su Xiaoyang looked satisfied. So Su Xiaoyang opened StarCraft 2 and threw himself into the world of the game again. However, just as Su Xiaoyang was about to have a key battle, the game suddenly dropped.

"O Malegobi! What a broken net, it is. "I was just about to unplug the network cable and plug it back in, but an extremely weird-looking dialog box popped up on the screen. Here's what it reads:

"Young man, the technology is good, let's build a quantum computer with me." There are two more options below, "YES" and "I'll think again".

"Nani? What the hell is this? "Although I was surprised at first, Su Xiaoyang, who has been immersed in the second dimension for many years, immediately calmed down." The worst case scenario is to be summoned to another world, right? Su Xiaoyang didn't think about why ACG had anything to do with "quantum computers", and chose "I'll think again" based on the principle of prudence.

The dialog box is gone. Then, none of the hairs happened.

"What about the cheater!" Su Xiaoyang cursed, "Could it be Blizzard's easter egg?" Hey, no matter, let's continue to play the game, it's all an illusion, it's all an illusion......"

However, in the next game, it was at the most critical time, Su Xiaoyang dropped the line again, and a strange dialog box appeared again. "How's it going, young man?"

"Consider you paralyzed!!" Su Xiaoyang resisted the urge to smash the computer, and typed in the dialog box: "Can you not bother me?" I'm not interested in quantum computers. ”

"Oh~ I don't think so." They replied, "Would you like to come to my lab?" Su Xiaoyang? ”

Su Xiaoyang was taken aback, feeling that something was wrong. Fortunately, he didn't ask stupid things like "why do you know my name", and he successfully helped the mentally handicapped author shorten this conversation, and we thank him for it.

"Someone must have hacked into my computer...... Hey, there's no trace? Su Xiaoyang checked the system and felt very strange. It stands to reason that with the level of protection of his computer, it won't look like this. "Don't worry, I didn't hack into your system, and I'm not interested in it." The dialog box spoke again, "This is the background plug-in of the campus network server, you can't handle it, clam clam clam." ”

"You're sick!!" Su Xiaoyang typed this sentence angrily, and then stopped caring about him and continued to play the game.

However, in the future, no matter what Su Xiaoyang plays, he will always be disconnected at the most critical time.

Dota。 "What does the old man mean that he is about to kill you five times?" "Young man, come with me to learn how to cook...... Ah no, let's make a quantum computer~" "Make a few!! ”

LOL。 "Can you let me go?" "Young man, come with me to make a quantum computer~" "Okay, okay, can I play a stand-alone game?" ”

CAPCOM's masterpiece of conscience "Resident Evil 4 Ultimate Annual HD Remaster". "What's the blue screen in the?" "Young man......" "Okay, I'll convince you, let's make a quantum computer...... Who the hell are you, why are you so boring? ”

"I'm Yao Yusheng. Come to IIIS tomorrow afternoon. ”