Chapter 6 The Crosstalk World

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This is a cross talk, the name of the cross talk is called "Playing Chess", it is a very famous joke said by Li Feiyang's cross talk masters Yang Zhenhua and Jin Bingchang in his previous life.

It is Zhang Pipi and another classmate Hu Lingchang who talk about cross talk, Zhang Pipi is eccentric, Hu Lingchang is calm and steady, and the two of them are teasing and laughing, but they have the image and aura of cross talk actors.

Ma Chun in the audience often saw that as soon as the two appeared, as soon as Zhang Pipi opened his mouth, Hu Lingchang, who was funny, immediately made the porcelain porcelain of Zhang Pipi's mouth clamp solid, and it was even more tightly matched, which was more suitable than some actors who have been talking about cross talk for many years. At that moment, my eyes lit up, and I was thinking about accepting apprentices, and I was about to ask the identity of several school leaders around me, when I suddenly reacted: Where is this? This is Kyoto University in the Great Han Kingdom, which of these students is not the pride of the sky? Which one is not a local elite? I want to accept them as apprentices like this? It's just a matter of thinking about it, and you have to see if people like it or not! Thinking of this, the old man was very sorry, but people are self-aware, and regrets can only be regretted.

The program on stage went on very quickly, and in the laughter of everyone, the evening program had come to an end.

Li Feiyang played the guitar and came to the center of the stage, just like at the end of every class party in Tangcheng No. 1 Middle School many years ago, the classic evening song of "Unforgettable Tonight" began to be sung for the first time in this school.

After this song was sung, several masters of music in the audience stood up, and an old man named Xiao Jinming said angrily: "Feiyang, why don't you let us record music for this song?" Wouldn't it sound better if it had a musical background? Such a monotonous guitar accompaniment, such a good song suddenly reduces the performance effect! What a pity! ”

Someone next to him persuaded him: "Old Xiao, what are you anxious about?" This song belongs to other people, people don't give it to you to play, that's other people's freedom, what do you have to be angry about? ”

Xiao Jinming said angrily: "What do you mean to play with me? Music is a serious thing, right? When have you ever seen me play music? ”

In the noise of several old men, the party ended.

Because this party was planned by Li Feiyang and directed by Li Feiyang, although the scale is not too large, the content is not inferior to the literary programs of major TV stations.

After the party, Li Feiyang, who was about to rush back, was surrounded by a group of social people.

Among the people who came to the school, Ma Chunchang was the oldest and had a high seniority, and he spoke first: "Feiyang, a few days ago, our troupe went to perform in other places, and I haven't had time to come to Kyoto to say hello to you. I just asked for leave yesterday, and I came to Kyoto with Brother Lu to say hello to you! ”

Next to Lu Shi consulted: "Teacher, I'm really sorry, I was a little busy a few days ago, I didn't have time to set up a banquet for you, today I booked a few tables of banquets in Songhe Tower, Chen Feisi, Zhu Linmao, the two little brothers also want to invite you to have a meal, it just so happens that we are all acquaintances, I want to invite you to Songhe Tower to sit together, I don't know if you have time?" ”

Li Feiyang smiled: "How can there be no time?" Even if you really don't have time, you have to squeeze out time! The left and right are now over, and there is nothing left, you go first, I'll clean up, and I'll go in a while! ”

Lu Shizhi didn't dare to go first, and said, "Then we will wait for you outside the school, there are a few cars outside, and we will pull you with us when the time comes!" ”

Li Feiyang waved his hand and said, "I have a car, you can go first, and I'll arrive later!" ”

At this moment, someone said: "Teacher Ma, Boss Lu!" You're not particular! Let's watch the performance together, you feast Feiyang, why don't you bring so many of us? Isn't it possible to be lively together? ”

Turning his head to look, it turned out to be Xiao Jinming and a few old men engaged in music, and Master Lu smiled and said: "Ouch, Teacher Xiao, Teacher Mi, I thought you guys had already gone back!" Teacher, this is Mr. Xiao Jinming from the Music Creation Association, this is Mr. Yan Xuesong, this is. ”

He wanted to introduce Li Feiyang to several old men of the music association, but was interrupted by Li Feiyang: "These teachers, we have already met, and the background music of a song on the stage was recorded by them!" ”

Master Lu smiled and said: "It turns out that you all know each other, so it's okay, save me some introduction!" Teacher, then we will wait for you at Songhe Tower first! ”

Ma Chun often said: "Boy, you can't go away!" ”

Li Feiyang smiled: "Don't worry! I'll be there soon! ”

Ma Chunchang laughed and said, "Huo! How many days have you only been in Kyoto? I've learned the accent of Kyoto films, too? ”

Li Feiyang said with a smile: "No way, in order to understand Kyoto culture, you have to understand everything, otherwise, it will be a little difficult to write an article about the charm of Kyoto." ”

Ma Chunchang's eyes lit up: "You want to write an article about Kyoto?" Feiyang, let me tell you, I don't know anything else, but I still know a little bit about some humanistic allusions in the Kyoto circle, so if you don't know anything, just ask me. I've read all the books written by your kid, and they're very exciting! If I can provide a little information for your book, I can show it off in front of the old brothers in the future, ahaha. ”

Li Feiyang said: "I have such a plan recently. ”

Ma Chun often said: "Don't forget to find me if you need it!" ”

Li Feiyang nodded: "Definitely!" ”

Originally, after the school's art evening, Li Feiyang had to go out for a dinner with several heads of the student union, but now it seems that he can't go. went back and said hello to the actors on the performance list, and Li Feiyang rushed to Songhe Tower alone.

Songhe Tower is two stories high, push the door into a private room, Ma Chunchang and several people have already opened the wine bottle, waiting for him.

"Yo, Feiyang, are you here? Sit down! Sit down! ”

After Li Feiyang pulled out the bench and sat down, Lu Shizhi poured a full glass of wine for Li Feiyang, "Teacher, I wish you a leap into the dragon gate, and you have won the first place in the college entrance examination, which is the champion in ancient times!" ”

Li Feiyang said with a smile: "What kind of champion is not the champion, just an exam, it's nothing!" With it without it, the same New Year! ”

Ma Chunchang said: "This is the case for you, but for ordinary students, the title of the top student in the college entrance examination is a very remarkable thing!" ”

Li Feiyang smiled and said nothing, he said that he didn't care about this college entrance examination champion, but he actually cared very much.

In his previous life, he was just a boxer, although the cultural level was not low, but after all, he did not have too high a degree of education, and later tutored the knowledge of culture, and he could only read some literary works, and there was no in-depth study of these things at all, and he couldn't understand some things in the history books. This is his lifelong regret, and he has always been haunted by it. Today, I was admitted to Kyoto University, which is ranked in the top three of Dahan, and it can be regarded as a fulfillment of my dream in my previous life, which is also a happy thing.

It's just that now the achievements are different, and the vision is different, and a top student in the college entrance examination can no longer make him lose his temper.

Xiao Jinming complained: "Feiyang, the last time you asked us to record the background music of the song "I Believe" for you, we already said that if there are any new works, let us have a sneak peek. You kid is not authentic, we haven't heard a few songs at the party, it must be a new song! Why don't you kid let us compose and record for you? ”

Li Feiyang said with a smile: "It costs a lot of money to record a song, and I don't dare to trouble a few teachers so much!" ”

In fact, for these music producers, only very good music can impress them, and they record songs for Li Feiyang for free, and ordinary songs are no longer eye-catching for them. As soon as the new song said to Li Feiyang comes out, it can be produced for Li Feiyang for free, just listen to it, and no one should take it seriously. Do you think they're really charitable?

The so-called no profit can't afford to be early, they can insert a good song, and they won't look at the garbage song if you just beg them!

Therefore, Li Feiyang is not very close to these people, and he is just a nodding friend, so he doesn't need to pay too much attention!

After dealing with a few musicians, Ma Chunchang's words Li Feiyang listened very seriously.

Ma Chunchang is now a banner bearer in the cross talk industry, and now the emergence of TV and radio is a disaster for cross talk actors. Gone are the days when the old society could support itself for a lifetime with just a few cross talks. The grim situation forced the cross talk actors to work hard to create new jokes.

But a new cross talk joke, from creation to maturity, cannot be completed without dozens of days of running-in. And after completing a joke, once it is broadcast, the people of the whole country will know about it, well, this joke is already in a semi-wasted state! If you talk to the audience about the same cross talk again, the effect will be very poor!

And what is most lacking in the cross talk industry today is the actors who have the ability to write their own jokes, many old actors are poor children with a low level of education, when they were young, they stumbled all the way to the street stalls by telling meat jokes, in order to win a little living expenses. Although the mouth is sharp, it is on the road. If they really stand on the big stage, they can't use their vulgar meat jokes at all, and they can't let the audience all over the world listen to them.

Moreover, cross talk is divided into different sects, and the jokes of each sect can only be said by people in their own sects, and actors from outside the sect are not allowed to imitate other people's jokes without consent. And there are so many old jokes in one sect, and dozens of disciples talk about it, and it doesn't take long for them to finish!

This makes it even more difficult for cross talk actors who rely on their old books to eat and make a living by telling old jokes. They have a low level of education, few creative talents, and they are starving to death.

Ma Chunchang is now carrying the banner of the cross talk industry, and he is deeply worried about the current situation of the cross talk industry.

The cross talk world can be said to be the most unpeaceful genre in the music industry, and there are countless intrigues in it! Smashing black bricks, pouring cold water, and stumbling under the stumbling block are common techniques of peers in the cross talk industry. Although Ma Chunchang is now in the first place in the cross talk industry, there are many people who are not convinced.

In Li Feiyang's previous life, cross talk master Ma Ji said such a sentence: "I like cross talk, but I don't like people in the cross talk world!" It can be seen how disgusted he is with the chaos in the cross talk world.

Now Ma Chunchang also has the same idea as Ma Ji. The old man had the heart not to resist the flag, but apart from him, no second person had the ability to dare to take over the chair. Only he can suppress the dishonest peers below.

If you want them to be convinced and stop making trouble, you have to use your strength to suppress them!

How to press?

In addition to competing for basic skills, we must start with a new paragraph. As long as you create a lot of new jokes, have a lot of influence, and say it well, they will only stare dryly.

Although Ma Chunchang has also created a lot of new jokes, after all, his personal ability is limited, and after seeing Li Feiyang's creative ability, the old man hit Li Feiyang with his idea.

To be precise, Ma Chunchang is like Lu Shijiao, asking Li Feiyang for a joke!

After the old man touched a glass with Li Feiyang, he said: "Feiyang, I watched the cross talk joke you created today, and I am deeply ashamed of the old man." I am a professional cross talk actor, if I talk about creation, I may not be able to match you! ”

Li Feiyang said with a smile: "Teacher Ma has won the award, how can I compare with you?" I'm just trying to make a lot of fun, it's nothing! ”

Ma Chunchang shook his head and said, "Otherwise! The cross talk of "Cosmic Smoke" you gave me two years ago is very good, and it is already very remarkable to be able to write this step in a single stand-up! ”

Li Feiyang said with a smile: "That's because you have rich stage experience and perform well!" If you change to another person, you won't be able to play your effect! ”

Ma Chunchang does not deny this. The same joke, performed by different actors, the effect can be said to be very different, and it is hard to believe.

Ma Chun often said: "No matter how good the performance is, there has to be a joke for me to play!" Feiyang, do you think if you have time, can you give us a few jokes in the cross talk world? ”