At the beginning of May, in the Great Han Kingdom, a short biographical fable from the magazine "Youth Literature" attracted the attention of some readers. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The novel is called "The Biography of Mr. Almost", and it is an ironic short biographical fable.

At the beginning of the novel, there is an editor's note: This is a short story written by a high school student, and the aura and writing skills in it are amazing, and we feel that this is an article worth reading.

He said some of the issues I wanted to talk about, said the issues I wanted to say but didn't know how, and spoke out loudly about the disposition and habits of our entire nation, which I think is very meaningful, and I think everyone should take a good look at it.

This comment was written by Mr. Wang Buzhi.

Wang Buyi is the editor-in-chief of Youth Literature. The weight of his words is still relatively heavy in the entire literary world.

After reading the editor's note, everyone saw the text:

Do you know who is the most famous person in the Han Kingdom?

When it comes to this person, everyone knows it and is famous everywhere. He has a poor surname, not many names, and is a native of all provinces, counties, and villages. You must have seen him, you must have heard people talk about him. Mr. Almost's name hangs on everyone's lips every day, because he is the representative of the whole country of China.

Mr. Almost's appearance is similar to that of you and me. He had a pair of eyes, but he couldn't see them very clearly; has two ears, but does not hear very clearly; He has a nose and a mouth, but he is not very particular about smells and tastes. His brain is not small, but his memory is not very shrewd, and his mind is not very detailed.

He used to say, "Everything is just about the same." Why be too shrewd? ”

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Then, the Great Han Kingdom became a lazy country!

For a while, everyone was very interested in this middle school student named Li Feiyang, who wrote a biography for "Mr. Almost", satirizing the inferior nature of the entire country and the entire nation, and hit the nail on the head.

This student stands so tall!

The idea is so deep!

The vision is so poisonous!

The writing is so spicy!

The point is to write this article and be a half-grown child!

This article is not long, just a short one. But everything that should be expressed is expressed, and it can be said to be short and concise.

The author's ability to express himself in words is still very strong.

What is especially ironic is that at the end of the article, it is written: After the death of Mr. Almost, he was still regarded as a national idol and was respected by later generations as "Master Yuantong"!

On the contrary, it has become a spiritual example and a benchmark for action.

It can be described as infinitely toxic.

After this article came out, "Master Yuantong" became synonymous with so-so and not serious in doing things.

Now to say that a person is sloppy in doing things, no longer say sloppy, but to say that you are really a "Yuantong master"!

Li Feiyang was told about this matter by Ma Dezhong more than half a month later.

At this time, it was already the wheat harvest season, and Li Feiyang was organizing his classmates to harvest wheat in the school's experimental field, so he had no time to pay attention to this matter.

The school subscribed to all the influential literary journals of the Han Kingdom, and when Li Feiyang's article appeared in "Youth Literature", he did not pay attention to it at first. After all, some great writers who publish articles in large journals are far away from their readers, and everyone will think that there are people around them who can also publish articles in such publications.

It wasn't until one day, when Zhong Jianfang and several teachers were borrowing books in the reading room, exchanging opinions with several teachers about the articles in the book, that one person noticed the young writer Li Feiyang mentioned by the editor in the editor's note.

Some people say, why is this young writer also called Li Feiyang? Old Zhong, could he be Li Feiyang in your class?

It's okay that a few people don't have any doubts, once they have doubts, they naturally think about it, and after comparing several parties, they know that it must be Li Feiyang who didn't run!

Except for Li Feiyang, they really didn't think that there would be a second such demonic figure in the whole Han Kingdom.

At this time, Li Feiyang was bending over to cut wheat with a sickle in the wheat field, and the wheat in his house had already been harvested by Wang Jinhu with a harvester, and he told his family that Wang Jinhu was the boss of the tiger, and the tiger specially invited people to help harvest with the harvester.

For the wheat in the school, Li Feiyang does not plan to use a harvester to harvest, sometimes, although the machinery is labor-saving, but for some things, it may not be a good thing.

In Li Feiyang's view, all the students in the school can actually increase the collective centripetal force by doing farm work together.

During the wheat harvest season, it was a hot day, the students wore tattered long-sleeved dirty clothes, bent down to carry sickles, and the rows of golden wheat were put down by them and piled into a small pile.

There are tractors in the wheat field pulling stones all over the wheat field to crush, and this is how the wheat is crushed from the ears of wheat by the stone stones in the wheat field.

There were very few threshers in those days, and they weren't as fast as they could be milled in a wheat field, so few people used threshers.

As for the combine, that is something that only exists on TV, and there are no more than ten combine harvesters in the entire Tang city, two of which are still private.

Ask the harvester to harvest wheat, it is to collect money by the mu, unless the weather is bad and it is going to rain heavily, someone asks the harvester to harvest, and the rest of the time, no one likes to use it at all.

In this era when you have just gotten rid of poverty, there is a harvester, and no one is willing to use it, you can save a penny, you can save a penny, there are many people in the family, some are strength, and you can slowly take back your home, why spend this unjust money?

Li Feiyang, Li Dong, and Sheng Zhang Pipi are a fixed trio doing farm work, and today's wheat harvest is no exception.

When harvesting wheat, Zhang Pipi was always behind, not daring to overtake Li Dongsheng, he was afraid of being kicked in the ass by Li Dongsheng from time to time.

Recently, Li Dongsheng has been used to kicking people, and Zhang Pipi's pouting ass and cutting wheat is an excellent posture for being kicked.

After cutting the wheat, Zhang Pipi picked up the kettle, poured a sigh of relief, and said to Li Feiyang: "Boss, this is the last one, is it finished today?" The wheat we grow is much better than the wheat in other teams, and I saw the wheat in other people's fields on the road yesterday, and it is much smaller than ours here! ”

Li Feiyang smiled: "You don't look at how many of us there are?" Where does the toilet feces go every year? There are more chemical fertilizers than others, and if the yield is not increased, there is no need to plant this experimental field. ”

Before the founding of the Han Dynasty, the average harvest of wheat per mu was about 100 catties, and after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the yield of wheat increased every year, and now the yield of wheat per mu is about 300 catties, which is already considered a high yield.

For these yields, Li Feiyang, who has the memory that the yield of five or six hundred catties of wheat per mu in his previous life was a reduction, sincerely feels that today's productivity is low.

The purpose of his contracting of these lands is to tell people what scientific planting is and how to better fill their bellies with the yield.

In the political textbooks I am studying now, I still boast that the Great Han Kingdom feeds 30 percent of the world's population with 7 percent of the world's area.

But anyone with a little brain knows that this sentence is ridiculous and unbelievable. Feeding is feeding, but the living state is much worse than that of neighboring countries.

Political propaganda, exaggeration is necessary, if it is not exaggerated, it is not political propaganda.

Li Feiyang now wants the Great Han Kingdom to realize this most basic wish to step out of the food and clothing line as soon as possible.

Harvesting wheat is extremely hard work.

Bent over, head bowed, against the scorching sun, the wheat mangs of wheat pierced the body, indescribable thorns.

Therefore, when manpower cuts wheat, you need to wear long clothes and trousers, otherwise you will be hit on the skin by wheat mangs and wheat dust, and it will be difficult to fall asleep at night even if you take a few more baths.

At the end of the day, the students who were cutting the wheat returned to school with sighs and weak breath.

There is no bathhouse in the school, so if you want to take a bath, you have to go to the river next to the school.

Li Feiyang looked for someone, and at the bend of the river, he pulled up a few fishing nets, which could be regarded as a quarantine zone.

The girls take a bath upstream, and the boys wash downstream. In order to prevent unruly boys from running to the girls, the school has two older female teachers who supervise the monkey cubs.

There are many fish in the river, and there are not many big fish, all of them are crucian carp and carp of about half a catty, grass carp are also there, and there are some black fish with black flowers and sharp teeth.

After bathing, the boys put away their nets and remove the various swimming fish that are stuck to the nets.

Li Feiyang likes this natural fun the most, and he spends more time playing in the river than everyone else.

In order to hold the wheat, several large dry houses were set aside in the school.

A few days later, all the wheat has been harvested and begins to be milled and stacked in the wheat field.

Before the first heavy rain, the wheat had already been returned to the warehouse.

Before returning to the warehouse, Li Feiyang specially asked people to calculate how many catties per mu yielded.

The results came out quickly, with an average yield of 800 catties per mu!

That's a staggering number!

The whole school was shocked!

And then, the city of Don was alarmed!