"Hehehe, don't be afraid, I was just joking with you just now. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "I haven't come back to my senses that year, and I saw Lao Tzu standing in front of him again, bending down to salute, and said with a smile, it was really white hair fluttering, an image of a fairy family.

"Hehehe, do you really have to become an immortal?" That year had to smile awkwardly and asked, to be honest, at this time Nian still feels a little weak, look at Lao Tzu at this time, that is really moody, just now is still throwing things and getting angry, it can be said that he is like thunder, when he sees himself, he despises and treats slowly, and now he first shows his hand, and then greets him with a smile, looking at his eyes, there is always three points of cunning, it will not be that he wants to play some tricks on me.

"Becoming an immortal for the time being, but I have already practiced the Dafa of Soul Transfer, and I can already remember some of the past causes and conditions of my past life and this life, it turns out that I am really the reincarnation of the Taishang Laojun of the Netherworld, and now I have achieved cultivation, and the Western Heaven Rulai you mentioned has sent me an invitation, and wants me to go over to give lectures for them, even the Jade Emperor of the heavens has also taken a fancy to my alchemy method, and is ready to invite me to alchemy medicine for them with a high salary, but it is a pity that my current skills are still a little bit short, and I can't be physically and mentally one. I am now refining a kind of elixir, called the elixir of immortality, once successful, it may make me reborn into bones, practice into the body of the immortal family, but unfortunately, practice this medicine must be seven days and seven nights, regular and quantitative non-stop dosing, but also must master a certain amount of fire, but these Taoist children, although they are carefully selected by me, also have a special spiritual root, but after all, they are still mortal in the flesh, they always can't stand the infestation of sleepy insects, when it comes to the critical time, either scorched me, or practiced me paste, I can't achieve the effect I need, now that you're here, that's just right, why don't you please stay and help me, it's not much, we only practice two, when the time comes, you and I will have one, how about the two of us go to heaven together and be happy? ”

That year, I couldn't help but laugh in my heart, "How about it, it's really ill-intentioned, with a ghost fetus, Taoist law, strengthening the body, this year I believe in it, practicing some pills, it has a great tonic for people, I can also believe this, saying that you can go to heaven and earth, then it's a bit of a thought, it's really too Shanglaojun reincarnated, then if I said that you are the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor, wouldn't you become the Jade Emperor, I asked you to bluff others, I didn't expect you to bluff me now with the way of his own way and the way of treating his body, it's really ridiculous." , I won't fall for you. ”

But look at that Lao Tzu's kung fu is still a little bit now, it's not good to be hard with him, I have to deal with him on the surface, wait for an appropriate opportunity, and slip away in the opportunity, and when the mind has been made that year, I immediately returned to normal, and replied with a smile: "It's easy to say, I just want to see your alchemy method." ”

"For fear that you don't have enough energy halfway, please take this ten-day refreshment pill" At the same time as Lao Tzu spoke, he had poured out a pill from a gourd and handed it to Nian, who wanted to refuse, but looked at the colorful surface of the pill It was very good-looking, and that Lao Tzu could have today is probably the result of taking the pill, and he really wanted to taste the taste of this pill, so he took it, threw it into his mouth, and drank a few sips of the tea that Lao Tzu handed over, which was considered to smooth his throat.

"Hahaha, I forgot to explain to you first, in addition to this pill can refresh your mind, but he also has a small side effect, ten days later, you must also take a detoxification pill, otherwise, you will be in pain all over your body, and you will not be able to eliminate it for life, so you must not give me any crooked thoughts, obediently listen to my words, and work hard." It's really a yin and yang face, that is to say that change will change.

The alchemy room is indeed not small, three or four rooms side by side, there is a boiler in the middle position, round and rumbling, as if there is a chimney, all the way up the roof, that year is now subject to people, I have to follow behind Lao Tzu, all the herbs, there are probably hundreds of kinds, there are large and small, some are dried, and some are fresh, what is the specific name, that Lao Tzu also introduced them one by one, but the year is really not remembered, and I have to give up, first of all, I have to make a fire, I don't know what strange actions Lao Tzu did, There was a raging fire under the stove, but it was still necessary to add firewood to it, and of course this glorious task naturally fell to Nian.

It was probably the third day, and Lao Tzu basically finished adding all the herbs, and they explained a few precautions and went back to rest. left two Taoist boys and Nian on duty there. On the sixth day, the two Taoist boys slept like dead pigs, not to mention shouting, that year a person slapped a few times on the head melon seeds did not wake up, that year felt that the two little guys were indeed pitiful and sad, so they no longer cared about them, sitting alone on the fire, it was inevitable that they also felt bored, because the original curiosity had long passed, and then I remembered what Lao Tzu said, what was the previous refining medicine was not coking or paste, that year I thought, the reason for scorching and pasting is not because of the lack of water, Why don't you add a little water to the stove, but after looking around, I found that there is no place for water, and I didn't dare to go far away to find water, I just felt a little urgent to urinate, and that year germinated the heart of teasing and fun, so I simply lifted the corner of the boiler lid, took out my own ****** and poured a soak of urine into it, watching the spicy heat rolling, I felt happier that year, I couldn't help but be proud, sample, dare to threaten me, I will give you him a urine boiled pill, let you eat it, I think you can still become an immortal.

"Wow, what's the smell, so fragrant?" It was about the morning of the seventh day, and the old man finally appeared again, rubbing his hands, probably feeling a little cold, and came to the stove to get some warmth. And kept sniffing at the stove with his nose.

The two Taoist boys probably heard the movement, and stood on the side with sleepy eyes, and heard the old man shout: "Okay, start the furnace." Just see him open the mouth of the gourd, aim at a hole in the stove, turn on a switch, not long after, I heard two very crisp sounds, the old man stretched out his nose and took a few deep breaths at the mouth of the gourd, and couldn't help shouting: "I finally practiced." I finally got it. ”

That year, I couldn't help but feel even more funny, and thought: "I've become a fart, I've really reached menopause, I'm a little senile, and I can't even smell the smell of urine." I'll see how you become an immortal. ”

"Master Nian, thank you so much, but my Lao Tzu Li Er is the talker, you can take one of this pill first, and I will teach you a set of pranayama Dafa later, and I guarantee that you can also go with me tomorrow to find the Buddha to play." While Lao Tzu was speaking, he really opened the lid of the gourd, poured out a freshly refined pill, and handed it to Nian.

That year, I took the pill, I felt that it was still hot, and I wanted to eat it, but then I thought that I had sprinkled a bubble of urine into it, and if I really ate it, I always felt that it was not a taste in my heart, so I said politely: "You eat it first, this is a bit hot, I'll wait for it to cool down before eating, can you let me eat the antidote first." ”

The old man couldn't help laughing, and then said: "Nian Shi, you are fooled, you are my great benefactor, how can I harm you, let alone blackmail you, I also say that to scare and scare you, and I want to tease you." ”

"Hahaha." I also laughed that year, but I didn't start to laugh openly until the old man swallowed the pill.

"Why are you laughing again?" That Lao Tzu felt a little baffled.

"I'm not telling you. Hahaha. After saying that, he laughed all the way and left.