"Lend me six hundred and sixty-four. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

When I returned to the dormitory, I turned on the computer and received such a message on QQ. The person who sent the message was Yang Gao, a good friend of mine from high school who is now studying in another city. Since he said such things to me, it must have been his wallet stolen from an Internet café, and he needed 600 yuan for a ride, 50 yuan for a night, and 14 yuan for a meat bun, so that he could return to his dormitory and get out of danger safely. Of course, judging by his own salty and wet personality, he must now be so full of wonders that he is completely unaware that he is in danger. This is the time to demonstrate my value as a friend. ”

So, I typed out a line of words: "Hey, Yang Gao, you touch your pocket to see if your wallet is still there?" ”

After a long time, there was a reply: "Damn, it's really gone." ”

I then said, "You walk out of the door of the Internet café now and see where you are." ”

After a long time..." Where the hell am I? ”

"You're next to the train station, at the door of the little ant Internet café where I stayed last time! Okay, now I ask you, are you really as confused as you typed this line? ”

At this moment, he answered quickly. "I'm really as confused as this line."

Isn't that mentally retarded? I haven't gone out yet, and you're ****** coming in again. I went limp and almost fell off the stool. I've known about this pill since he suddenly pulled out a lot of nonsense before. Of course, those words are nonsense, and of course they are the foreshadowing and vitality that Yang Gao planted after he perceived the crisis. But as I said, human discourse is divided into two sides, and the difference between the inside and the outside is not a falsification. If it is assumed that these settings really exist, then Yang Gao's eagerness to build can also be understood as: "Eager to obtain the power of the ship." Combined with the joke he had told over and over again, it became clear what he was going to do after gaining the power of the ship.

So far, the joke that has been repeated over and over again has been completely sorted out, but what is hidden in it is not a clue to solve this puzzle, but a warning to another puzzle. Yang Gaojun, as an equally outstanding membrane mage, naturally couldn't just perceive the superficial meaning of his words. And the inner side of the discourse is often the same as the inner side of the human heart, which is imperceptible to the person. Different from Baixue, which knows because you know, the membrane method is such a power that you know because you don't know.

It's just that, it's okay to know because you know, or you know because you don't know, "Yang Gaojun fell into the same crisis" I really don't want to know this kind of troublesome thing, no matter what it is, in short, can you jump out and punch me now to help me erase this memory. Obviously, I haven't even dealt with the current situation...

"Anyway, now that you've noticed this, can you tell me what to do now?"

"How do I know what you should do now, it's not surprising that you're going to die all day long. I'm aware of this because I'm going crazy to rewind, and every time I rewind I have to listen to you tell you this joke that isn't funny at all. If you really want to know what to do, you should tell me what I should do first. I'm going to be stabbed to death by my roommate in a few minutes, and it's impossible to help you find a way in this situation. ”

"Oh, then you'll be stabbed to death by your roommate, I'll figure it out myself."

"Oh." This familiar rhythm made me sneer: "Do you think you can really come up with a way, boy?" I haven't gone out here seven times, how do you think your situation will be better than mine? ”

"If you can't get out of the file seven times, it only means that your IQ is less than fifty, don't compare the situation of your fool with this king. This king will tell you now, this is only a dozen kilometers away from the school, even if this king walks, it is also... Wait, burned. ”

"Oh, it's burning." I smiled even more when I saw this line. "So what is it that burns, Your Majesty."

"Oil drums - there are oil drums in a internet café."

"This should be prepared by the owner of the Internet café in order to be able to run the diesel generator in the event of a power outage, he is really a good boss who loves his job and is conscientious. Your Majesty, if the country is loyal and good, you should be very glad for it. ”

"Hey... Surfing the Internet in an Internet café and suddenly finding that the oil drum is on fire, what should I do at this time, waiting online, it's very urgent. ”

Yang Gaojun no longer has the leisure to complain, and I am very satisfied to notice this. However, as I said before, there is no solution to this side of the problem, so how can I possibly know what he should do?

At this time, Yang Gao sent another message: "Huh, think about it, since you and I are both in the killing situation at the same time, what about our dear team leader, Miss Meizi, who is clearing landmines in Africa at the moment?" ”

"Hey, don't add more victims! All flags come to my tree, and all poisonous milk comes to me. ”

Indeed, according to normal logic, since Yang Gao and I were both assassinated at the same time, the probability of Meizi's side being safe is indeed very low. However, when this kind of thing comes out of Yang Gao's mouth, there is always a feeling that the plum is being milked to death.

As a result, it was obvious that he was in the middle of the fire, Yang Gao really ignored it, and milked me: "Your roommate has touched your back, and you found him at this time, and then reacted quickly." Thrust, dodged. ”

What, I was startled when I saw this line, and then instinctively dodged to the right, and the next moment a sharp knife really stabbed me from the left side, and the blade was driven into the table three inches. What the? This situation made me in a trance, but the situation couldn't help me think about it, Yang Gao's words had already hit the screen, and Wang Zuo's movements were also in a breath.

"My roommate missed, but he wasn't discouraged, he launched an elbow that targeted your spine."

Is that so? I immediately got up from my stool and took a small step forward. Behind me, Wang Zuo really launched an elbow blow, which ripped off my clothes and grazed my back.

"Ah, it's a pity that the roommate's blow missed again. Now that he's acting a little agitated, he's decided to keep chasing and punching, this time with a knee and he's lifting his leg down at your crotch. ”

I didn't turn around, but directly raised my foot to step on Wang Zuo's left foot. At this time, his right foot was just halfway raised, and his center of gravity was unstable for a while after being hit by this slam. At that moment, I turned around, gathered momentum with my right hand, and threw a gorgeous punch from the bottom up, hitting him in the chin. So Wang Zuo flew backwards and hit his head on the shelf bed next to him.

As a result, naturally, he fell to the ground, unconscious.