Watching the bullet slowly shoot into my chest, a sentence crossed my mind in an instant, "Pretending to be struck by lightning." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo“

Luckily, I wore a bulletproof vest. But, it fucking hurts! However, after the old lady fainted, what happened, how to wear a good soul!

Ladies and gentlemen, are you confused now? And at this time, my mind is also a mess, and I can't cut it and sort it out! Let me now take a good look at it from the beginning.

My name is "Chang Lin" because my father's surname is "Chang" and my mother's surname is "Lin", so I got my name. Sometimes I wonder if it's because my parents are so affectionate that they use my last name as my name, or if they don't think about it and are too perfunctory. Based on the personalities of both of them, I believe it is the latter. However, I don't have a chance to ask the two of them now, because the black-haired man sent the white-haired man, and my parents went away one after another when I was about to become an adult, and it was another bitter tear.

I am the captain of the third division of the Criminal Investigation Brigade of the Municipal Criminal Investigation Department, in the eyes of others, I have a rude and irritable personality, full of three-character scriptures, always like to hold half a cigarette and then cross my waist to threaten criminals, and my temper is like a dynamite bag that is very hot.

As for the figure! It's almost impossible to tell the front and back. The appearance is sword eyebrows and eagle eyes, a man's appearance, because of these advantages, so the police station is nicknamed "man wife". I don't mind this nicknamed old lady at all, the turtle sons of other detachments of the police station just think that the old lady is too popular, many of them have suffered from my boring losses, and it is very polite not to call me "dominatrix"! Besides, even if the old lady is a man's wife, she is also a popular girl, handsome to the scum!

Cough! It's not that you feel good about yourself, but it's true! Or every time a new female police officer arrives at the police station, she can't help but confess to me shyly, even the police flowers recognized by the stinky old men have once bowed down under my pomegranate pants when they didn't distinguish the old lady from male and female.

And in my own eyes, I am vigorous and resolute, full of personality, and my dream is to eradicate all the evil in the world. It's a pity that I gave birth to a daughter, but I didn't give me the breasted and thin waist figure that a woman should have, and a graceful and gentle personality.

All right! I admit that in fact, I was admitted to the police academy because of my sense of justice, in addition to being influenced by my father who died in the line of duty, and secondly, because I was able to shoot the gangster's head in CS, which can be reasonably and legally transferred to reality to live an addiction.

All right! I admit that the latter reason accounts for 90 percent, but I can't ignore the influence of my father, who I regard as a hero superman, and I am now 100 percent influenced by his manhood. From the moment I was born, he never regarded me as a daughter from the bottom of his heart, and always insisted that I was his son, and my wife and I were in my teens, and he even wanted to take me to the men's bathhouse to take a bath, so my father was scolded by my mother to the blood. Also, I admit that I am also violent, but I am definitely not yellow, because my sexual orientation has always wandered on the margins, so I am now thirty years old, and I have always been like a jade.

Cough! Why did you expose yourself and pull away.

Back to the topic, three days ago, after five months of squatting, the Criminal Investigation Brigade of the Police Station finally identified the nest of a drug trafficking organization, and prepared to carry out the final net collection together with the Anti-Drug Department. So I immediately asked for help, and our three small teams were the forwards, and at this moment, the other detachments immediately blew up the temple in anger. Later, in the midst of the quarrel, the old lady and I were angry and shouted: "The old lady has been squatting for half a month, and there are maggots on her body, see which of you dares to fight with the old lady, and the old lady will pour the maggots into his teapot." “

The old lady Hedong roared, and the originally noisy conference room immediately fell silent. At that time, we were arguing, and Captain Zhao Qiang, who was holding a teacup and preparing to taste tea, fell on the table with the teacup lid in his hand.

Li Lei, the leader of the first detachment, and Lao Wang, the leader of the fourth detachment, couldn't help but shake their hands when they saw that I was surrounded by a violent breath of rage. Because they know that I am absolutely a person who does what I say, and I can definitely do the threat I just mentioned, and they have all suffered the obvious and secret losses of my threat, so they all stopped making a sound with a purple eggplant. The old lady won again, this is my hard work, sleepless squatting for half a month to get the opportunity for meritorious service, how can I easily give it to others.

When the meeting was over, I walked out of the conference room with my head held high, and waved to the members of the third team guarding the door, and my children straightened their backs and followed behind me with smug smiles on their faces.

Sister, I was very awesome and coaxed to hold half a cigarette, shook the beige windbreaker with both hands back, and walked majestically in the direction of the gate of the police station. Don't say that my sister is pretending to be forced, my sister's idol is "Brother Xiaoma", if there is an afterlife, my sister must be born to become a man like Brother Xiaoma, but it seems that there is no drama in this life.

When I walked to the gate of the police station, there was a roar from behind me from the captain of the detachment Li Lei: "Man's wife, you crazy woman, be careful to pretend to be struck by lightning!" “

I continued to walk forward with my head held high, but my right elbow was bent upwards and my middle finger was raised at him, and my face was full of extreme arrogance.

However, the old lady really responded to Li Lei's curse, and saw a bullet shot from the drug lord's gun shooting towards my chest as if it was slowing down, and I couldn't help but think in my heart that when I went back, I would definitely tear Li Lei's crow's mouth.

However, I'm afraid I won't have a chance in the future.

Three days after I was shot and fell to the ground, I woke up to find myself lying on an unfamiliar bed with four pillars carved with a bird's perch and a smoky pink tulle draperium. There was a large group of people around him, and he saw the heads of people on the outside of the bed, but they were silent.

My body was unusually sore, just like my boxing coach Li Jianguo, who forced me to carry a barbell and squat ten times in ten sets, and then asked me to tie a sandbag to my arm, and immediately punched the sandbag for five or six hours, and the next day my back hurt so much that I couldn't get out of bed.

I was full of doubts in my heart, and struggled to sit up, but at this time, someone outside the bed curtain noticed that I was awake, and suddenly exclaimed: "The princess is awake." Immediately afterwards, the smoky pink light gauze curtain was lifted from the outside, and the man did not know if he was overexerting himself because of his anxiety, and almost tore off the veil.

Then, a small shallot, in front of my eyes, shook and pounced on my leg.

"Mother, you're awake."

It was not a small shallot, but a girl wearing a fresh and elegant double screw bun, a bun with two strings of delicate bean pearls, wearing an emerald green water ripple chest-length silk skirt, a straight collar placket, and a monochrome green shirt without buckles and belts. Because she is wearing a green dress of the same color, she looks like a newly grown tender chives in the field, delicate and delicate, and the puppet of the emerald warbler.

The pear blossom with the rain of the little shallot, looks seventeen or eighteen years old, the eyebrows are lightly swept, the lips are a little, the skin is white and tender as if it can pinch out the water, the most important thing is that her eyes are not sad and self-pitying, and they are flashing with tears all the time, pitiful and cute, very smart.

A little shallot, dressed in ancient costume, crawled on my lap, crying so earth-shatteringly, I saw pity, and the large pattern bronzing goose yellow silk quilt covering me was wet, and I saw that it was about to flood in an instant.

Before I could recover from the cry of the little shallot, I heard a slightly hoarse man's voice in the warmth, and asked urgently, "How do you feel when you wake up?" “

"Who are you? Where is this? “

I looked at the men, women, and children in ancient costumes around the bed, and I was surprised and thought: No! The turtle sons at the police station were too unrighteous to steal me out of the hospital and send me to the crew to play the dead while I was shot and unconscious. These men who have no conscience dare to play tricks on the old lady like this, and when I go back, sooner or later they will dig out their hearts and livers and feed them to the dogs.

However, the reality of the situation turned out to be even more than my cranky thinking at this time.

"Mother."

After confirming that I woke up, although my face was still full of tears and crying, Xiao Shui's face was still full of tears, but she immediately showed an unusually happy look. But when I saw me looking at everyone blankly, and my mouth was hesitant, there was another exclamation, which pounced on me, and I almost fainted from crying.

At this time, a woman with a cloud bun, a blue and silver flower painted obliquely, wearing a navy blue embossed chest full-breasted silk skirt, a straight-necked placket of the same color, an unbuttoned and beltless shirt, willow leaves and curved eyebrows, and danfeng eyes walked to the bed, calmly and steadily helped the little shallot up, but it was difficult to hide the panic and astonishment in her eyes.

I suddenly felt a splitting headache, my temples felt like they were going to explode, and my ears felt like a bomber had been driven in, and I couldn't help but cover my head with my hands in pain. When my head, which seemed to be about to crack, gradually returned to normal, I was extremely stunned to realize how my short hair, which had been wafting with a thick smell of smoke every day, had suddenly turned into a soft and flowing green silk; And is the thing hanging in front of my chest a chest? Why does it look like two watermelons, this is too big! and this **** against the sky, it's too plump! It is estimated that in the future, if you don't need a saddle to ride a horse, you won't feel too much bump. And the most unreasonable thing is this willow thin waist, can it still make people live, I'm really afraid that if it turns over, it will break, what is going on with this extremely strange body?

Also, who the hell is this little white face in front of me?