XXXIV
"Well, it's teachable. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Yang Gao said after listening.
"Is the child teachable? You mean there's nothing lacking in that, right? I asked.
"You have fully comprehended my spirit, and your cultivation has been completed." Yang Gao replied decisively.
"Is that so? Well, that's what to expect. In a helpless wry smile, I shook my head and said to Yang Gao with a sigh: "In October 15, Zhang Mou, a migrant worker in Shanghai, bumped into his wife and an adulteration with a worker. Afterwards, the court sentenced Zhang to five years for the crime of excessive defense. After that, Zhang's son, who was in his first year of high school, thought that his father had been treated extremely unfairly, and decided that there must be an ulterior motive in it. So he followed the superstitious legends circulating in his hometown and asked the fox fairy to administer justice. In the end, by chance, such nonsense behavior led to a fire in the paint warehouse on Zhang's construction site, and more than ten people died as a result. In April 15, Xiao Gang, a junior high school student in Wuhan, was a girl with a watery poplar flower in his class. Xiao Gang's heart is warm and sincere, but he has not been favored by the goddess for a long time. On the other hand, the girl changed three boyfriends in a row in the first two weeks of April. As a result, Xiao Gang believes that the goddess is famous, and men in the world only covet her beauty, but no one can understand her sincerity. If the distorted mind is not unraveled, evil thoughts will arise in a short time. Also due to fate, the physical education teacher in Xiaogang's class fell into a daze, and in the last two weeks of April, he analized 17 boys in the class in a row. In January 15, an expert who inherited family studies fell in the snowy Qinling Mountains and died of starvation at the age of 17. In hindsight, the man was investigating a newly popular game of divination. This kind of game suddenly became popular in his class, which worsened the atmosphere of the class to a certain extent. Based on this, he believes that there is some kind of conspiracy behind this, and devotes himself to investigating it thoroughly. In reality, however, this is just an ordinary divination game, and everything is just a hallucination of the person who is eager to prove himself. In the end, he couldn't extricate himself from it, and walked to the snowy mountain in the chaos and chose to die. The above three things are put together and called the three major cases of alarm.
Yang Gao, don't you think that your so-called criticism of the Four Laws is inexplicably similar to these three major cases? ”
At this point, I have to pause for a moment to soothe the gloomy atmosphere. As I blurted out the last sentence, I leaned back in my chair tiredly, filled with melancholy. The first possibility mentioned by Yang Gao is that Wang Zuo misunderstood the axioms, which is exactly the same as the October case. Similarly, the second possibility is that Xiao Yu misunderstood people's hearts, and the situation is exactly the same as Xiao Gang in the April case. As for the final frame, it is even more like the expert who thinks too much, laughing at his own IQ. These three major cases are famous in the industry, and Yang Gao has no reason not to know; All kinds of supernatural things do have commonalities, but it is really unconvincing to say that they can be similar to this extent. So combining the above two points, I can only think that Yang Gao is funny again.
And this is the source of my melancholy.
Among the anecdotes circulating in the industry, there is one called "Meow in the Stir-fried Spoon". It is said that if the abandoned cat is left out and dies of cold and starvation, it will turn into a strange person and return to its owner in anger, and appear in the pot whenever the owner picks up a frying spoon to cook, turning everything into a sandwich. What's even more amazing is that from then on, all the recipes in this family will become the same and one sentence: "Kick the cat out of the pot, drive the cat out of the pot, drive the cat out of the pot..." It's not as indescribable as other weirdness.,It's cute to take it out.。 "When I first said this, I had already experienced countless adventures, and I also understood what kind of person Yang Gao was. At that time, I was in high spirits, thinking that I was well-informed and would no longer be moved by trivial things. However, to this day, in the face of Yang Gao, a funny, cute big cat who keeps getting into the pot, I really feel haggard in the depths of my soul.
"Do you mean that you want me to come up with something tangible?" At this time, Yang Gao suddenly said something like this.
I was unmoved, and continued to sigh: "You must let people press the corner of the wall to the wall, so that you can lie down honestly?" ”
"Because I'm cute because I'm a big lady with a tsundere attribute..."
"Wow, four steamed goose hearts."
"So are you listening or not listening?"
"Mad's retarded... I can't do anything about this kind of person...
"I found marks on the door frame of one of the guest rooms, scratches on my fingers, sparks spilled when I gently wiped them with cotton wool, and I think it was related to jealousy. Judging from the location where the traces were left, this person was about one meter six and five. The emotions on the traces are strong, but the traces themselves are not profound, and their physical presence can be called weak. Well, it's not like a jealous male stay. At the same time, the expression of Mars is also very interesting, generally if people are jealous, it will be accompanied by a strong desire to win, which is reflected in the spiritual level is a burning flame, but here it is Mars. Compared to the two, Mars is quieter than fire, but it can also contain greater danger, and it is a form full of explosive power. If you work backwards from this point, the emotion that is revealed should be more hatred. If we analyze it further, a person will be jealous, and it will be so jealous that it touches the spirit, and most likely it is that important people have been taken away. And there is little emotion of competition in jealousy, that is, different identities. For example, if his sister is going to marry someone's brother, although he will be very jealous of this brother-in-law, he will not be able to fight with him about who is more suitable to marry his sister, he will only curse and pray: 'How good it would be if there was no such person.' And this explains the origin of hatred - a substitute for the desire to win. In other words, there was a girl standing here back then, witnessing a certain situation, so she became jealous, trembled and grabbed the door frame, and held on to herself to prevent herself from falling, and she has been here for a long time, and I am afraid until this situation is over..."